"I Need A Very Big Cucumber" - Man Recounts How He Met His Fiancee At Mum's Shop - Romance (5)

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Re: "I Need A Very Big Cucumber" - Man Recounts How He Met His Fiancee At Mum's Shop by AfroSamurai: 10:25pm On Feb 22, 2017

Ishilove:
I plead the 5th

Request denied. This is Nigeria, the 5th isn't known here. tongue

Now speak before I spark. grin

Re: "I Need A Very Big Cucumber" - Man Recounts How He Met His Fiancee At Mum's Shop by dizzle101(m): 10:31pm On Feb 22, 2017

IMASTEX:
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I no need last dat long Cuz my woman just want make i satisfy her and no be to spend the night on top her.

Re: "I Need A Very Big Cucumber" - Man Recounts How He Met His Fiancee At Mum's Shop by TerrorSquad147: 10:32pm On Feb 22, 2017*

ipobbigot7:
Is she a Jew from the red soil region?

Na their food.

it seems like there are tribal marks on your brain

Re: "I Need A Very Big Cucumber" - Man Recounts How He Met His Fiancee At Mum's Shop by Ishilove: 10:32pm On Feb 22, 2017

soberdrunk:
Family pressure, peer pressure, meno.........

Lmaaao!

I'm VEERY far from menopause. Mscheeew angry

There's no amount of pressure I can't handle cool

Re: "I Need A Very Big Cucumber" - Man Recounts How He Met His Fiancee At Mum's Shop by Ishilove: 10:32pm On Feb 22, 2017

AfroSamurai:
Request denied. This is Nigeria, the 5th isn't known here.

Now speak before I spark.

Do your illest angry

Re: "I Need A Very Big Cucumber" - Man Recounts How He Met His Fiancee At Mum's Shop by AfroSamurai: 10:35pm On Feb 22, 2017

Ishilove:
Do your illest

Chai. I'll do my realest and you know what's it, right? grin

Re: "I Need A Very Big Cucumber" - Man Recounts How He Met His Fiancee At Mum's Shop by Ishilove: 10:38pm On Feb 22, 2017

AfroSamurai:
Chai. I'll do my realest and you know what's it, right?

Lol. You're messing wiv ma head.

Are we talking about the same thing here? embarassed

Re: "I Need A Very Big Cucumber" - Man Recounts How He Met His Fiancee At Mum's Shop by AfroSamurai: 10:39pm On Feb 22, 2017

Ishilove:
Lol. Are we talking about the same thing here?

Yes ke, ample... you know what I mean. grin

Re: "I Need A Very Big Cucumber" - Man Recounts How He Met His Fiancee At Mum's Shop by soberdrunk(m): 10:39pm On Feb 22, 2017

Ishilove:
Lmaaao!

I'm VEERY far from menopause. Mscheeew

There's no amount of pressure I can't handle

I didnt say anything about "menopause" oooo! angry

Re: "I Need A Very Big Cucumber" - Man Recounts How He Met His Fiancee At Mum's Shop by Ishilove: 10:40pm On Feb 22, 2017

AfroSamurai:
Yes ke, ample... you know what I mean.

Mscheeeew

Re: "I Need A Very Big Cucumber" - Man Recounts How He Met His Fiancee At Mum's Shop by Ishilove: 10:41pm On Feb 22, 2017

soberdrunk:
I didnt say anything about "menopause" oooo!

You seem very fond of this angry smiley undecided

Re: "I Need A Very Big Cucumber" - Man Recounts How He Met His Fiancee At Mum's Shop by AfroSamurai: 10:42pm On Feb 22, 2017

Ishilove:
Mscheeeew

Re: "I Need A Very Big Cucumber" - Man Recounts How He Met His Fiancee At Mum's Shop by soberdrunk(m): 10:43pm On Feb 22, 2017

Ishilove:
You seem very fond of this angry smiley

I am!!! Somehow it reflects my attitude angry

Re: "I Need A Very Big Cucumber" - Man Recounts How He Met His Fiancee At Mum's Shop by Ishilove: 10:44pm On Feb 22, 2017

AfroSamurai:

Re: "I Need A Very Big Cucumber" - Man Recounts How He Met His Fiancee At Mum's Shop by Ishilove: 10:45pm On Feb 22, 2017

soberdrunk:
I am!!! Somehow it reflects my attitude

You need to calm down, son. Je je l'aye. You will just give yourself bp

Re: "I Need A Very Big Cucumber" - Man Recounts How He Met His Fiancee At Mum's Shop by soberdrunk(m): 10:46pm On Feb 22, 2017

Ishilove:
You need to calm down, son. Je je l'aye. You will just give yourself bp

Lmao! Am the calmest person you will never meet grin

Re: "I Need A Very Big Cucumber" - Man Recounts How He Met His Fiancee At Mum's Shop by Ishilove: 10:47pm On Feb 22, 2017

soberdrunk:
Lmao! Am the calmest person you will never meet

Reverse psychology. Ko le werk cheesy

*sigh*

"I am"...

Re: "I Need A Very Big Cucumber" - Man Recounts How He Met His Fiancee At Mum's Shop by Nobody: 10:48pm On Feb 22, 2017

greatgod2012:
Lol.......

Hope the man has big cucumber that can satisfy the damsel!

He should, can't you see her all smiles.

Re: "I Need A Very Big Cucumber" - Man Recounts How He Met His Fiancee At Mum's Shop by Mimzyy(f): 10:49pm On Feb 22, 2017

Hello bae

Ishilove:
Reverse psychology. Ko le werk

*sigh*

"I am"...

Re: "I Need A Very Big Cucumber" - Man Recounts How He Met His Fiancee At Mum's Shop by adecz: 10:50pm On Feb 22, 2017

nice 1

Re: "I Need A Very Big Cucumber" - Man Recounts How He Met His Fiancee At Mum's Shop by Ishilove: 10:50pm On Feb 22, 2017

Mimzyy:
Hello bae

Mimzy my love!! It's been ages, darl. Where have you been?

Re: "I Need A Very Big Cucumber" - Man Recounts How He Met His Fiancee At Mum's Shop by soberdrunk(m): 10:50pm On Feb 22, 2017

Ishilove:
Reverse psychology. Ko le werk

*sigh*

"I am"...

Hahaha! Madam the only thing i have the strength to reverse is "motor" so dont flatter thy self grin

Re: "I Need A Very Big Cucumber" - Man Recounts How He Met His Fiancee At Mum's Shop by Mimzyy(f): 10:53pm On Feb 22, 2017

Ishilove:
Mimzy my love!! It's been ages, darl. Where have you been?

Exactly where you left me!!! cheesy

Work's been crazy. Just decided to visit the "hood" tonight.

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Re: "I Need A Very Big Cucumber" - Man Recounts How He Met His Fiancee At Mum's Shop by Ishilove: 10:55pm On Feb 22, 2017

soberdrunk:
Hahaha! Madam the only thing i have the strength to reverse is "motor" so dont flatter thy self

I repeat, your reverse psychology will not werk on me. I no dey tif remote control grin

Ogbeni we have derailed this thread enough. Ejo kuro l'ono ka'n ndi ozo no diye ba cheesy

Re: "I Need A Very Big Cucumber" - Man Recounts How He Met His Fiancee At Mum's Shop by Ishilove: 10:56pm On Feb 22, 2017

Mimzyy:
Exactly where you left me!!! Work's been crazy. Just decided to visit the "hood" tonight.

I've missed you o. Hope you're good?

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Re: "I Need A Very Big Cucumber" - Man Recounts How He Met His Fiancee At Mum's Shop by AngryNigerian(m): 11:00pm On Feb 22, 2017

greatgod2012:
Lol.......

Hope the man has big cucumber that can satisfy the damsel!

Check out the 2nd to last pic naa...happy viewing

Re: "I Need A Very Big Cucumber" - Man Recounts How He Met His Fiancee At Mum's Shop by soberdrunk(m): 11:01pm On Feb 22, 2017

Ishilove:
I repeat, your reverse psychology will not werk on me. I no dey tif remote control

Ogbeni we have derailed this thread enough. Ejo kuro l'ono ka'n ndi ozo no diye ba

Just say goodnight, no need for reverse psychology angry

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Re: "I Need A Very Big Cucumber" - Man Recounts How He Met His Fiancee At Mum's Shop by soberdrunk(m): 11:02pm On Feb 22, 2017

TerrorSquad147:
it seems like there are tribal marks on you brain

Hahahaahaha!! This is epic!!! cheesy

Re: "I Need A Very Big Cucumber" - Man Recounts How He Met His Fiancee At Mum's Shop by TerrorSquad147: 11:09pm On Feb 22, 2017

soberdrunk:
Hahahaahaha!! This is epic!!!

Don't mind the useless boy, he just spoiled my mood tonight

Re: "I Need A Very Big Cucumber" - Man Recounts How He Met His Fiancee At Mum's Shop by OROSUNBOLB(m): 11:12pm On Feb 22, 2017

I hope your 'cucumber' is truly big man?

Re: "I Need A Very Big Cucumber" - Man Recounts How He Met His Fiancee At Mum's Shop by Gladiator1: 11:15pm On Feb 22, 2017

ReneeNuttall:
scene 1,vegetable market Benin city,scene 2,Benin Golf course.,nice one

Thought I was d only one dat noticed it

Re: "I Need A Very Big Cucumber" - Man Recounts How He Met His Fiancee At Mum's Shop by Nobody: 11:16pm On Feb 22, 2017

themonk:
I get big cassava na
How are you today, pretty?

I dey dear, it 11:16 am thurs here in New Zealand just working finishing up soon did night shift.

How's omalicha naija? I know it night time Abeg you tell tales by moonlight? Just how you do with your cassava cheesy

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