₦airaland Forum

bellong:
They are in the minority...

Don't let any man make you bury your resources.. Remember the parable of the talents?

Ishilove:
Lmao!

So nyash and brezz are now 'resources?'

Ishilove:
My dear, that's what you men want. Bones bones everywhere!

bellong:
Before nko... Anything that brings satisfaction to the heart and renewable or has low diminishing return is a resource. The two fit that category.

Adesiji77:
Big fat lie...

Ishilove:
Maybe not you or bellong, but I know so many that like plywood chicks

Adesiji77:
That's so "unAfrican"

Adesiji77:
That's so "unAfrican"

Ishilove:
Awon aunty oloyan egusi ati idi pelebe

bellong:
You sabi Yoruba pass the Yorubas sef....

Please don't corrupt this thread, we readers are minor...

Sprinkles holy water on aunty Ishi....

Ishilove:
*dodges holy water*

You can't be born in Lagos and not know the language

bellong:
Tell me something.... Where in Lagos are you?

Ishilove:
On the mainland. I rep Jakande

Anything for the girls?

bellong:
For the girls or girl?

Jakande... Isolo?

Ishilove:
Girls o, girl o, same ni. Understanding lo mata.

Yels, Isolo axis

bellong:
OK then... Boys for the girls

Ishilove:
Which boys? The boys berra not be awon omo ota

bellong:
Omo ita bi ti bawo... Omo Akala ni Mushin niwon..

Ishilove:
Haaa, Mushin?? It is finished

Is Akala not that Ibadan ex-governor who was bleaching but lied he was using Tura soap? That guy was/is the Big Kahuna of Touts

bellong:
You are over analysing it..

I am talking of Akala in Mushin. It is the worst area in Mushin..

Ex-governor Akala is a story for another day. He is in a world of his own.

Ishilove:
How lovely. So you are dashing me niggaz from the worst hood in Mushin?

I know you don't like me but don't make it so obvious

Ishilove:
Awon aunty oloyan egusi ati idi pelebe

bellong:
Niggaz bawo... I grew up in Mushin na..

How I no go like you... Who no like better thing?

Adesiji77:

Ishilove:
Ehn, baba for the girls!!

bellong:
Chop knuckle

Ishilove:
I am ever loyal

bellong:
Is your stop moshalahi, oja or junction?

Ishilove:
Oja. You have goodies for the girls?

bellong:
Santa Claus will visit you. A friend of mine used to live in Oja

Ishilove:
I am waaay too old for Santa.

What part did this friend of yours reside?

bellong:
Nobody is too old for Santa..

I don't know how to describe it but when you get off the bus, you cross to the other side. Opposite the market