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Re: Why Are Pretty Ladies Usually Flat? by collinsVP: 3:06pm On Feb 25, 2017

pweshboi:
lol my broda Nah to just do tumbo tumbo and follow 1 ooo... cos d matter tire me self

Re: Why Are Pretty Ladies Usually Flat? by judian: 6:19pm On Feb 25, 2017

Outofsync:
This is something that feels me with so much pain and bafflement.
Why is it that girls with luscious endowed curves don't have the matching facial beauty? Some of them look like their face got bashed with a frying pan at birth but when you see that ass move, man..... You forget the face and your sorrows for a short brief ecclastical moment.

But girls who have an ironboard for physique and are as straight as the ruler in a mathematics set usually have pleasing facial symmetry, long legs, smooth skin and so on..

Why

I got a very pretty face and am not flat

Re: Why Are Pretty Ladies Usually Flat? by Outofsync(op): 7:38pm On Feb 25, 2017

judian:
I got a very pretty face and am not flat

picture or.... You know the rest grin

Re: Why Are Pretty Ladies Usually Flat? by TosinDru: 8:53pm On Feb 25, 2017

Fabulocity:
Yes. You're Emmanuel abi?

WTF!!!...
How on God's green earth did you know??...

Re: Why Are Pretty Ladies Usually Flat? by Nobody: 8:54pm On Feb 25, 2017

I know everything...

TosinDru:
WTF!!!...
How on God's green earth did you know??...

Re: Why Are Pretty Ladies Usually Flat? by TosinDru: 9:37pm On Feb 25, 2017

Fabulocity:
I know everything...

I have only two theories to this
It's obvious you're aware I really don't know you, I just made a calculated guess.
1. You're Chisom (Although I'm second guessing on that)
2. You know Chi (prolly you're her friend, light skinned), you know me
But I have no logical explanation to how you know it's me on nairaland

Re: Why Are Pretty Ladies Usually Flat? by Jodha(f): 9:54pm On Feb 25, 2017

Question for ogun...

Re: Why Are Pretty Ladies Usually Flat? by Nobody: 10:02pm On Feb 25, 2017

NLchikeeto:
Who big ass help..............

Abeg........fine face 4 life........

Why ur eyes dey like dat huh

Fat lens wit an awkward pupil... Are u a vampire huh

Re: Why Are Pretty Ladies Usually Flat? by Nobody: 10:05pm On Feb 25, 2017

What a mystery! You're probably not as smart if you can't figure.

TosinDru:
I have only two theories to this
It's obvious you're aware I really don't know you, I just made a calculated guess.
1. You're Chisom (Although I'm second guessing on that)
2. You know Chi (prolly you're her friend, light skinned), you know me
But I have no logical explanation to how you know it's me on nairaland

Re: Why Are Pretty Ladies Usually Flat? by Nobody: 10:26pm On Feb 25, 2017

Fuyoma:
Why ur eyes dey like dat Fat lens wit an awkward pupil... Are u a vampire

Na God give me d eyes.

Re: Why Are Pretty Ladies Usually Flat? by TosinDru: 10:39pm On Feb 25, 2017

Fabulocity:
What a mystery! You're probably not as smart if you can't figure.

Well, I'll admit.
You should help me solve the puzzle

Re: Why Are Pretty Ladies Usually Flat? by MrWhaley: 10:42pm On Feb 25, 2017

nNEOo:
Why are guys with big dick always short
....riddle me that

You must be talking from personal experience...
Wow.

Re: Why Are Pretty Ladies Usually Flat? by nNEOo(m): 11:02pm On Feb 25, 2017

MrWhaley:
You must be talking from personal experience...
Wow.

Yea been in a pool with a host of them

Re: Why Are Pretty Ladies Usually Flat? by Nobody: 1:12am On Feb 26, 2017

NLchikeeto:
Na God give me d eyes.

Wow! So is it like a microscope...can u see ghosts? shocked

Re: Why Are Pretty Ladies Usually Flat? by TosinDru: 10:38pm On Feb 26, 2017

Fabulocity:
What a mystery! You're probably not as smart if you can't figure.

I did my homework already... You're Chi

Re: Why Are Pretty Ladies Usually Flat? by Nobody: 10:54pm On Feb 26, 2017

You think so?

TosinDru:
I did my homework already... You're Chi

Re: Why Are Pretty Ladies Usually Flat? by TosinDru: 8:19am On Feb 27, 2017

Fabulocity:
You think so?

To a reasonable level, I can't seem to think of anyone else

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