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Re: Help: I Can't Find My Sperm by vedah: 6:16pm On Mar 09, 2017
TrapHedges:


who's tis yella bltch undecided
And who's the asshol:e on my mention? Gat a problem with me?
Go to the gallows and do justice there.
Re: Help: I Can't Find My Sperm by TrapHedges(m): 6:22pm On Mar 09, 2017
vedah:
And who's the asshol:e on my mention? Gat a problem with me?
Go to the gallows and do justice there.

the only problem i got wth you..is *you breathe*
Re: Help: I Can't Find My Sperm by vedah: 6:28pm On Mar 09, 2017
TrapHedges:


the only problem i got wth you..is *you breath*
Niqqa is so dumb that he can smell through his phone.

Spare me your bollocks already! Of all the dumb shït you've said so far, this is unarguably the dumbest.

Now do me a favour and fück out of my mention, go banter with your likes, I've zero tolerance for dumb folks.

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Re: Help: I Can't Find My Sperm by TrapHedges(m): 6:35pm On Mar 09, 2017
vedah:
Niqqa is so dumb that he can smell through his phone.

Spare me your bollocks already! Of all the dumb shït you've said so far, this is unarguably the dumbest.

Now do me a favour and fück out of my mention, go banter with your likes, I've zero tolerance for dumb folks.

i was right when i called her a yella bltch.. Wonder who is dumber lols. . .btw ion like e fights.. Go blow yo mama.. Have a nice suck..



bltch removed *e* outa my breathe to make it breath..lol hoe just stop breathing and die
.....bye
Re: Help: I Can't Find My Sperm by vedah: 6:49pm On Mar 09, 2017
TrapHedges:


i was right when i called her a yella bltch.. Wonder who is dumber lols. . .btw ion like e fights.. Go blow yo mama.. Have a nice suck..



bltch removed *e* outa my breathe to make it breath..lol hoe just stop breathing and die
.....bye

What a stupid excuse for being dumb, I don't even have time to check your stupid spellings. I can't roast my brain trying to comprehend your gibberish. You wonder who is dumber So you know you're dumb. Hell I am exchanging words with an illiterate. I ain't your bi:tch who blows her mum's decayed hole. Now lil boy who's still sucking his mum's sour milk, stay clear from my e path. I can't be the reason for your death.

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Re: Help: I Can't Find My Sperm by TrapHedges(m): 6:57pm On Mar 09, 2017
vedah:
What a stupid excuse for being dumb, I don't even have time to check your stupid spellings. I can't roast my brain trying to comprehend your gibberish. You wonder who is dumber So you know you're dumb. Hell I am exchanging words with an illiterate. I ain't your bi:tch who blows her mum's decayed hole. Now lil boy who's still sucking his mum's sour milk, stay clear from my e path. I can't be the reason for your death.
k
Re: Help: I Can't Find My Sperm by Nobody: 7:20pm On Mar 09, 2017
See fight.
make i pack my Benz here smiley
Re: Help: I Can't Find My Sperm by Kondomatic(m): 7:52pm On Mar 09, 2017
vedah:
What a stupid excuse for being dumb, I don't even have time to check your stupid spellings. I can't roast my brain trying to comprehend your gibberish. You wonder who is dumber So you know you're dumb. Hell I am exchanging words with an illiterate. I ain't your bi:tch who blows her mum's decayed hole. Now lil boy who's still sucking his mum's sour milk, stay clear from my e path. I can't be the reason for your death.
shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked
Re: Help: I Can't Find My Sperm by vedah: 7:59pm On Mar 09, 2017
Kondomatic:
shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked
kiss
Re: Help: I Can't Find My Sperm by Nobody: 8:06pm On Mar 09, 2017
May be you don use am finish
Re: Help: I Can't Find My Sperm by Kondomatic(m): 8:23pm On Mar 09, 2017
vedah:
kiss
It is really bad when you're angry.



Good evening dear
Re: Help: I Can't Find My Sperm by vedah: 8:27pm On Mar 09, 2017
Kondomatic:
It is really bad when you're angry.



Good evening dear
I find it irritating when you jump on my mention to insult me. embarassed

.Good evening, how did the day go?
Re: Help: I Can't Find My Sperm by pepemendy(m): 8:32pm On Mar 09, 2017
too much of tramadol, I quit months ago
Re: Help: I Can't Find My Sperm by RealHaute: 9:54pm On Mar 09, 2017
CaroLyner:
"This isn't a joking matter, my future is about to get reigned."

ruined

Lol... Prof. CaroLyner.
Re: Help: I Can't Find My Sperm by hollamat(m): 11:04pm On Mar 09, 2017
so you rush pick your phone,on data,login into nairaland and post these let me ask you one serious question Is this the hospital or who told u we doctors
Re: Help: I Can't Find My Sperm by AceDomino(m): 12:04am On Mar 10, 2017
We were thought in our various English language classes about those words and opposite stuffs....
And today is another reminder of those classes with a new addition to those lists.


WORDS..................OPPOSITE

GIRL BOY
MAN WOMAN
GO COME
UP DOWN
FAST SLOW
SIT STAND
I LOST MY PERIOD I LOST MY SPERM
I MISPLACED MY PERIOD I MISPLACED MY SPERM
I CAN'T FIND MY PERIOD I CAN'T FIND MY SPERM
Re: Help: I Can't Find My Sperm by Kondomatic(m): 5:36am On Mar 10, 2017
vedah:
I find it irritating when you jump on my mention to insult me. embarassed

.Good evening, how did the day go?
The fight is worth it sometimes but it's better to ignore when you can.
Re: Help: I Can't Find My Sperm by vedah: 8:06am On Mar 10, 2017
Kondomatic:
The fight is worth it sometimes but it's better to ignore when you can.
Sure smiley
Re: Help: I Can't Find My Sperm by Msmither: 10:25am On Mar 10, 2017
Too much of masturbating did this to you...
My suggestion though...
Re: Help: I Can't Find My Sperm by slimthugchimee(m): 10:28am On Mar 10, 2017
pathetic humanbeing undecided
Re: Help: I Can't Find My Sperm by Nobody: 10:33am On Mar 10, 2017
vedah:
Sure smiley
marked ur moniker sha, thank you! smiley

*Runs outta thread*
Re: Help: I Can't Find My Sperm by Nobody: 10:36am On Mar 10, 2017
vedah:
Sure smiley
sorry to ask you this, are you part of the empower Africa platform?
Re: Help: I Can't Find My Sperm by vedah: 11:29am On Mar 10, 2017
SorftWerk:
marked ur moniker sha, thank you! smiley

*Runs outta thread*
Lol.
Re: Help: I Can't Find My Sperm by Finest641(f): 11:37am On Mar 11, 2017
Caringguy:
I'm typing this post with tears in my eyes, i don't really know what is wrong with me.
For the past six(6) days now, i have been having sex but it seems that my sperm don't want to come out, at first i thought it was the too much drink i drank on saturday night but it wasn't....

This isn't a joking matter, my future is about to get ruined..

I need help o
Where did u kept it in Falz's voice

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