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Re: Counter Thread To "Lies Women Tell Themselves" by obiorathesubtle: 6:00pm On Mar 10, 2017
Lawlahdey:
Issh.
Iyamm short too, you know? sad
grin


My dear, you're the exception, I'm sorry..

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Re: Counter Thread To "Lies Women Tell Themselves" by ImDharay: 6:03pm On Mar 10, 2017
professorfal:
look who is here to drop likes and lick ass his partner in crime ODE dare, the moron_ who compiled disses from Google and dropped it within 3 minutes.

awon alaye baje!
Uhm what do i have here, Oh its falconey...So you even saved a screenshot of the devastating jab that got you shattered on your nokia C1.? Wow! Thats intriguing.


Everyone knows how weak you are, all you yap about is ''he is using Google blablablah on me stored blablablah.'' Thats the ONLY excuse you use to sound like a real man buh deep down, you are one hell of a castrated intellectually handicapped porcupine with zero goal pursuit in life.


Here is how badly i knocked down your lame ass you had to change your dp & siggy few hours after. Lol, sorry boy...keep recuperating diçkhead. βye.

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Re: Counter Thread To "Lies Women Tell Themselves" by handsam(m): 6:03pm On Mar 10, 2017
professorfal:


lwkm the typographical error is symbol of originality which were later corrected before you posted.

back to the matter. wow the last paragraph is hot! compiled semantics dumdfuck!! you don't even check their meanings before using them, you keep producing proof for my claim. you are really a daft Sam lwkm hahahhahhahaha

nurse man asseverate to God to replace this brain of yours with that of chimp, you are a devilish repugnant birdbrain! daft sam indeed lwkm hahahaha

How hard is it? Tell me. How hard is it laughing even when you are being battered all over? Hiding your emotions when we know you are crying like the Empty-headed chicken you are. grin

You've got nothing to say hence you use the excuse of "Google." And laugh to it all by yourself. Pray tell, Is this not a sign your rêtardness has finally broken the law of physics?

#Shame. grin

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Re: Counter Thread To "Lies Women Tell Themselves" by Shortyy(f): 6:05pm On Mar 10, 2017
obiorathesubtle:
grin


Why is it when you ask a question, I answer, but when I ask something from you, you begin to abuse me?



What does that say about your personality? cheesy


How ever would you manage a home like this, how ever have you survived from conception till this day, like this?


I have problems, I'm not perfect.. Not at all, I'm not God..


So will you show me where I supported cheating or do you want me to abandon you?
Abuse you? LOL please you're not worth it at all. And I told you my comments were only based on cheating. whether you commented on cheating or nah, I've no idea. And I really don't care. What I don't know is why exactly you quoted me? Do you comprehend now?
Re: Counter Thread To "Lies Women Tell Themselves" by Nobody: 6:05pm On Mar 10, 2017
lefulefu:

lemme help u wit dem dancing skills cheesy
Oshey my surest Nigga kiss kiss kiss

Onilu fun mi ni awon alujo yen o jare grin cheesy grin


Seun, gimme the dancing smiley before I vex and deactivate angry angry

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Re: Counter Thread To "Lies Women Tell Themselves" by EmperorShizzy: 6:05pm On Mar 10, 2017
tosyne2much:
You don't have to carry my matter on ya head cheesy. Who even cares if you view or comment? cheesy... If they mean crap to you, you can always hit your head on the wall cheesy

Lemme get this to your skull, do you know that the crap me fetches money in a little way? You stay here all night and day wasting your precious time on irrelevant matters yet nothing to show for it cheesy

I don't even know about your existence if not for this thread grin

Baba Don vex cheesy
Re: Counter Thread To "Lies Women Tell Themselves" by handsam(m): 6:06pm On Mar 10, 2017
ImDharay:

Uhm what do i have here, Oh its falconey...So you even saved a screenshot of the devastating jab that got you shattered on your nokia C1.? Wow! That intriguing.


Every knows how weak you are, all you yap about is ''he is using Google blablablah on me stored blablablah.'' Thats the ONLY excuse you use to sound like a real man buh deep down, you are one hell of a castrated intellectually handicapped porcupine with zero goal pursuit in life.


Here is how badly i i knocked your lame ass you had to change your dp & siggy few hours after. Lol, sorry boy...keep recuperating diçkhead. βye.


I know, Right?
How hypocritical! Dieing inside but laughing outside.

This is pure madness. His case might be irredeemable, Rêtarded falconey. grin

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Re: Counter Thread To "Lies Women Tell Themselves" by ImDharay: 6:07pm On Mar 10, 2017
obiorathesubtle:
grin

Short people...
Hahahahah, i see....
Re: Counter Thread To "Lies Women Tell Themselves" by professorfal: 6:07pm On Mar 10, 2017
ImDharay:

Uhm what do i have here, Oh its falconey...So you even saved a screenshot of the devastating jab that got you shattered on your nokia C1.? Wow! That intriguing.


Every knows how weak you are, all you yap about is ''he is using Google blablablah on me stored blablablah.'' Thats the ONLY excuse you use to sound like a real man buh deep down, you are one hell of a castrated intellectually handicapped porcupine with zero goal pursuit in life.


Here is how badly i i knocked your lame ass you had to change your dp & siggy few hours after. Lol, sorry boy...keep recuperating diçkhead. βye.



lwkm hahhahahahhahaha ode dare ooooo you thought the picture was from the effect of our fight?, a fight I crucified you? ode dare ooooooo

Mumu don't flatter yourself I lost "her", it was from Facebook I cropped it from expressing my pain. boys for here Mumu shah! I can't stop laughing hahahaahahah

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Re: Counter Thread To "Lies Women Tell Themselves" by buffalowings: 6:09pm On Mar 10, 2017
obiorathesubtle:
grin


All this nagging and hair pulling won't stop men from cheating..

Here.. I'll make a list..



Categories of women who get cheated on the most/Are likely to be cheated on..


1. The housewife

2. The troublesome bickerer

3. The one who talks before she listens

4. The one with the mental ability of a blue-green algae..

5. The one who's always cooking bullshit..

6. The complacent woman who has the beliefs of a pained feminist but the mind of a trifling newt..



Updated.


7. The wife who thinks God is against sucking your husband's dick during sex

8. The wife who isn't friends, best friends, and sister to her husband.

9. The unexposed Wife

10. The wife with a shallow mind.

11. The wife who does not render moral, financial, and Religious support to the husband.

12. The blind wife..

13. The idle Wife who even being idle, stops taking care of herself.. Puts on weight, wearing village old lady clothes and ish..

14. The disrespectful wife

15. The wife who can't read situations and adapt

16. The wife who thinks life is a Barbie cartoon and is supposed to be perfect for her..


number 7 number 7

the most important undecided lipsrsealed
Re: Counter Thread To "Lies Women Tell Themselves" by ImDharay: 6:09pm On Mar 10, 2017
Shortyy:

Yea Boy, Seriously.
Ohk ancient of days, we've heard you.

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Re: Counter Thread To "Lies Women Tell Themselves" by Nobody: 6:09pm On Mar 10, 2017
Uncle Mynd is here. Thank God I dinnur insult people oooooo grin cheesy grin
Re: Counter Thread To "Lies Women Tell Themselves" by Nobody: 6:11pm On Mar 10, 2017
That dumbass thread is something women with low self esteem say to make themselves feel better because they're going to stay with the cheat lol, pele

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Re: Counter Thread To "Lies Women Tell Themselves" by obiorathesubtle: 6:11pm On Mar 10, 2017
Shortyy:

Abuse you? LOL please you're not worth it at all. And I told you my comments were only based on cheating. whether you commented on cheating or nah, I've no idea. And I really don't care. What I don't know is why exactly you quoted me? Do you comprehend now?
You're right.. I'm not worth insults..


My worth is far above human comprehension..


But you keep insulting me.. What does that make you? undecided


Whether I commented on cheating or not, you really don't care? Safe to say, 99.9% of the decisions you take daily, you don't care about them.. What does that make you? grin


I told you my dear, as an act of charity, Love and a humanitarian spirit, I just couldn't see a fellow human wallowing in Ignorance and walk past it? What has the good Samaritan taught us??


You once typed everything is free in life.. Then you typed things are free if you want them to.. grin


Is like your brain decays at a particular rate every second??


Anyway.. I'm done trying to extend the olive branch..


You can refrain from quoting me now, henceforth I will use bug spray on you, if you come close..

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Re: Counter Thread To "Lies Women Tell Themselves" by professorfal: 6:11pm On Mar 10, 2017
nairaland boys and idiocy lwkm hahhahaha his compiled disses made me change my d.p and siggy.

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Re: Counter Thread To "Lies Women Tell Themselves" by Nobody: 6:12pm On Mar 10, 2017
And we were hoping this thread would hit FP as a reasonable counter thread... embarassed embarassed but they turned here to battle ground. cry cry
Well.. istee possible, it wee get to page 50 on FP grin grin

Cc: lalasticlala? tongue
Re: Counter Thread To "Lies Women Tell Themselves" by Nobody: 6:12pm On Mar 10, 2017
Aderola15:

Oshey my surest Nigga kiss kiss kiss

Onilu fun mi ni awon alujo yen o jare grin cheesy grin


Seun, gimme the dancing smiley before I vex and deactivate angry angry
.... kisscheers

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Re: Counter Thread To "Lies Women Tell Themselves" by AfroSamurai: 6:13pm On Mar 10, 2017
Timelezz:
When I found out I had few faults and sexual rascality was one of them, I resigned my striving to the fact that the body of a woman remains the greatest architectural wonders of creation.

And the soft curves and yansh of a woman convinced me more that there's indeed God more than any flamboyant pastor has ever done.
Aye my good man. Blessed be the hands that trained you, and be cursed be the lips that curse you.

Brother, it's no doubt I love women, and better still, I love to lose myself inside them so much I cherish it like the very air I breathe.

God indeed is great. He perfected and showed His greatness when he created the woman. Sometimes I even wonder the time it took him to design a woman's flower, her curves, ass and boobs. grin

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Re: Counter Thread To "Lies Women Tell Themselves" by ImDharay: 6:14pm On Mar 10, 2017
tosyne2much:
You don't have to carry my matter on ya head cheesy. Who even cares if you view or comment? cheesy... If they mean crap to you, you can always hit your head on the wall cheesy

Lemme get this to your skull, do you know that the crap me fetches money in a little way? You stay here all night and day wasting your precious time on irrelevant matters yet nothing to show for it cheesy

I don't even know about your existence if not for this thread grin
Oya guy man dun retaliate, lez go dia....
cool grin

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Re: Counter Thread To "Lies Women Tell Themselves" by tosyne2much(m): 6:15pm On Mar 10, 2017
EmperorShizzy:


Baba Don vex cheesy
I no vex baba cheesy
Re: Counter Thread To "Lies Women Tell Themselves" by professorfal: 6:16pm On Mar 10, 2017
imdharay walahi you be certified Moron_ so that's what you've been thinking all this time while nairalanders were consoling me for my loss.

chai your life without this section is like a computer without a motherboard, ode dare lwkm .

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Re: Counter Thread To "Lies Women Tell Themselves" by Shortyy(f): 6:16pm On Mar 10, 2017
BWare:
I'll rather be a child with sound reasoning and comprehension, than an old wrinkle-faced dunce who comes online to display her ill exposure and reasoning.
Dismiss the thought of dragging this further and take your asswipe self off my mention.
Hurt much? You are actually the nitwit who came on my mentions, So you just mentioned me for no reason? For your fellow ediots to like your posts and cheer you on which obviously they'll soon do.
Look kiddo you have to know that all these wrinkle bla bla bla doesn't move me at all lol. If you have nothing to tell me why quote me? Are you insane? Lol forget I asked. Next time you wanna quote have something meaningful to say OK CHILD? LOL what an ediot.

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Re: Counter Thread To "Lies Women Tell Themselves" by AfroSamurai: 6:16pm On Mar 10, 2017
TheSonOfMark:


Joe! grin Sure it works for you.

I'm disciplining myself to keep the vows (the emotional contract) when I get bounded legally with my future better half.

I just want my daughters to adore me as much as I'd love them when I have them 'cause they never seen me hurt their mum - my wife - emotionally (by cheating) or physically (by assaulting).

I want my daughters to actually believe men can stay faithful 'cause their father does same to their mum.

Easier said/opined than practised? Hell yeah! But one has to start practising somewhere, with someone.
Indeed, but practice doesn't always make perfect. Lol.

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Re: Counter Thread To "Lies Women Tell Themselves" by tosyne2much(m): 6:18pm On Mar 10, 2017
ImDharay:

Oya guy man dun retaliate, lez go dia....
cool grin
You gbadun am abi? cheesy cheesy
Re: Counter Thread To "Lies Women Tell Themselves" by ImDharay: 6:19pm On Mar 10, 2017
That moment when ladies show some RING skills?
Hmmm, be like i gast stage match real soon...
Re: Counter Thread To "Lies Women Tell Themselves" by Shortyy(f): 6:21pm On Mar 10, 2017
obiorathesubtle:
You're right.. I'm not worth insults..


My worth is far above human comprehension..


But you keep insulting me.. What does that make you? undecided


Whether I commented on cheating or not, you really don't care? Safe to say, 99.9% of the decisions you take daily, you don't care about them.. What does that make you? grin


I told you my dear, as an act of charity, Love and a humanitarian spirit, I just couldn't see a fellow human wallowing in Ignorance and walk past it? What has the good Samaritan taught us??


You once typed everything is free in life.. Then you typed things are free if you want them to.. grin


Is like your brain decays at a particular rate every second??


Anyway.. I'm done trying to extend the olive branch..


You can refrain from quoting me now, henceforth I will use bug spray on you, if you come close..

And my ignorance was what exactly?? Seriously you are yet to tell me why you quoted me. And again I'm not insulting you, I don't know your own definition of insult, but I'm not. You jumped into my mentions typing all bunch of baloney, and now you are defending yourself all in the name of ignorance, cos I refused to agree with you and your fellow dumbtards? Lol.
Please get well soon. And stop smoking.

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Re: Counter Thread To "Lies Women Tell Themselves" by ImDharay: 6:21pm On Mar 10, 2017
tosyne2much:
You gbadun am abi? cheesy cheesy
You punched her fat ass walahii.
grin

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Re: Counter Thread To "Lies Women Tell Themselves" by AfroSamurai: 6:22pm On Mar 10, 2017
vedah:
Cc Afrosamurai.

If my husband is cheating and I'm not bothered at all, it definitely means I'm enjoying a better diick somewhere. kiss
Oh really. How revealing... kiss
Re: Counter Thread To "Lies Women Tell Themselves" by tosyne2much(m): 6:23pm On Mar 10, 2017
ImDharay:

You punched her fat ass walahii.
grin

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Re: Counter Thread To "Lies Women Tell Themselves" by ImDharay: 6:24pm On Mar 10, 2017
E dun set!!!

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