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"My Future Husband" - UNIZIK Student Issues Stiff-Neck Rules by LionBaba(m): 12:04pm On Mar 19, 2017
Dear Future Husband…! See the Stiff-neck Rules This UNIZIK Student Issues To Her Future Hubby

An English/Literature student of Nnamdi Azikiwe University, Awka, who goes by the Facebook name of Queenet Ebys, caught the attention of Alutanews today with her controversial Facebook post which has generated varying comments, with most males being on the attack and females defending her. Read her post below, and form your own opinion.

“Dear Future Hubby

1. I won’t be the kind of wife that will wake up by 2am to make Eba(garri) for you (I love my
sleep more than any other thing).

2. I won’t be the kind of wife that will wash your
clothes and Pls you won’t wash mine……But we
can always do it together if you want.

3. I won’t be the kind of wife that will always be
in the kitchen cooking for you while u watch
television or play video games,, u know I love
those things too?
So you MUST learn how to help me out in the
kitchen.

4. I won’t be a “house wife”. Don’t place me on
any salary, I will work my ass out and contribute
to the provision in the house.

5. I want just 3kids (2 girls and a boy).

6. I love hanging out, so we must always hang
out and catch fun (depending on the situation of
the country)

7. You must love my family the same way you
love me.

I promise to be the best wife and best mother to
ur kids if u adhere to this my little rules.
Your future wife
Queen”


http://www.alutanews.com/dear-future-husband-see-the-stiff-neck-rules-this-unizik-student-issues-to-her-future-hubby/

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Re: "My Future Husband" - UNIZIK Student Issues Stiff-Neck Rules by Nobody: 12:18pm On Mar 19, 2017
4,5,6,7 not bad.....i love dat......buh say yhu no go wash ma clothes na him b wahala.....
Buh can still roll with d girl her...... conditions are easy 2 follow....plz epp with her contact....but hope she slay

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Re: "My Future Husband" - UNIZIK Student Issues Stiff-Neck Rules by reyscrub(m): 12:24pm On Mar 19, 2017
Noted ma and accepted.

But this is my rules also if you won't mind:
1) Due to the love i have for you and as I don't want dress for you, I will have two wifes whereby you will be at home and other wife will be at another rented apartment else outside and I will spend three days with you while four days with outside wife

2) You must not and never question any of my action even if seen me with a side chic.

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Re: "My Future Husband" - UNIZIK Student Issues Stiff-Neck Rules by tolugar: 12:34pm On Mar 19, 2017
Honestly, the guy is not created yet


It's either you wait or manage what you see now

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Re: "My Future Husband" - UNIZIK Student Issues Stiff-Neck Rules by Aonkuuse(m): 12:47pm On Mar 19, 2017
Then be ready the ones you cannot do, another woman will do it nah, to Balance up your responsibilities

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Re: "My Future Husband" - UNIZIK Student Issues Stiff-Neck Rules by LionBaba(m): 5:27pm On Mar 19, 2017
LionBaba:
An English/Literature student of Nnamdi Azikiwe University, Awka, who goes by the Facebook name of Queenet Ebys, caught the attention of Alutanews today with her controversial Facebook post which has generated varying comments, with most males being on the attack and females defending her. Read her post below, and form your own opinion. “Dear Future Hubby 1. I won’t be the kind of wife that will wake up by 2am to make Eba(garri) for you (I love my sleep more than any other thing). 2. I won’t be the kind of wife that will wash your clothes and Pls you won’t wash mine……But we can always do it together if you want. 3. I won’t be the kind of wife that will always be in the kitchen cooking for you while u watch television or play video games,, u know I love those things too? So you MUST learn how to help me out in the kitchen. 4. I won’t be a “house wife”. Don’t place me on any salary, I will work my ass out and contribute to the provision in the house. 5. I want just 3kids (2 girls and a boy). 6. I love hanging out, so we must always hang out and catch fun (depending on the situation of the country) 7. You must love my family the same way you love me. I promise to be the best wife and best mother to ur kids if u adhere to this my little rules. Your future wife Queen”
FOR MORE, CLICK HERE: www.alutanews.com
It's the rave of the moment, feminism that is.

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Re: "My Future Husband" - UNIZIK Student Issues Stiff-Neck Rules by veekid(m): 2:37pm On Mar 20, 2017
She go search taya

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Re: "My Future Husband" - UNIZIK Student Issues Stiff-Neck Rules by tommykiwi(m): 2:37pm On Mar 20, 2017
Then is better U remain single my sister.

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Re: "My Future Husband" - UNIZIK Student Issues Stiff-Neck Rules by naijaboiy: 2:38pm On Mar 20, 2017
This one needs clay to mould her man, else she will marry at 58 or die of acute depression. undecided

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Re: "My Future Husband" - UNIZIK Student Issues Stiff-Neck Rules by mwenyi1: 2:38pm On Mar 20, 2017
she go old for garage

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Re: "My Future Husband" - UNIZIK Student Issues Stiff-Neck Rules by Olalekanbanky1(m): 2:39pm On Mar 20, 2017
My fellow Nigerians, abeg help us beg fayose not to divert the forthcoming Paris fund to capital projects as usual o. Help us beg him to pls pay we civil servants and pensioners.

Again, help us beg him to renounce his new policy against the filling stations in Ekiti. As I'm writing dis, no single filling station is open in Ekiti State... We all know wot it means to we commuters and private car owners.

Na beg o... Make una help us beg him. Expecially those of u that chose him as mentor , godfather and messiah.

Thanks

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Re: "My Future Husband" - UNIZIK Student Issues Stiff-Neck Rules by samhay: 2:39pm On Mar 20, 2017
Samhay is typing
Re: "My Future Husband" - UNIZIK Student Issues Stiff-Neck Rules by ClassCaptain(m): 2:40pm On Mar 20, 2017
oo
Re: "My Future Husband" - UNIZIK Student Issues Stiff-Neck Rules by Nobody: 2:40pm On Mar 20, 2017
the average nigerian gals life revolves around marriage and men. nonsense. this one wan die single

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Re: "My Future Husband" - UNIZIK Student Issues Stiff-Neck Rules by ESDKING: 2:40pm On Mar 20, 2017
You must be cooking for me and cook what I want as well.
You can't determine the number of children I want as well. Infact, this girl needs E slap.

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Re: "My Future Husband" - UNIZIK Student Issues Stiff-Neck Rules by Nobody: 2:40pm On Mar 20, 2017
I know this is all in jest BUT....

All these internet feminists who have watched too much Telemundo and Oprah shows...

Na dem dey gentle pass when their husband dey house.

Husbands (good/ bad) are scarce. That's an unfortunate fact.

I actually feel for women... but this is the picture in Africa. There is no 50/50. No equal rights

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Re: "My Future Husband" - UNIZIK Student Issues Stiff-Neck Rules by stcool(m): 2:41pm On Mar 20, 2017
Attention seekers...wait until you get a proposal before writing a list for another woman's Son. grin

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Re: "My Future Husband" - UNIZIK Student Issues Stiff-Neck Rules by juddybrown(m): 2:41pm On Mar 20, 2017
u go old for there

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Re: "My Future Husband" - UNIZIK Student Issues Stiff-Neck Rules by Nobody: 2:41pm On Mar 20, 2017
Aonkuuse:
Then be ready the ones you cannot do, another woman will do it nah, to Balance up your responsibilities
Don't you guys get tired of this dumb threat?
Why would any sane human(male or female) think it's okay to threaten to your spouse with 'adultery'. Is man's purpose on earth now to be moving from one woman to the other? Chai! When will some Nigerian men get their priorities right...

That said, there is no big deal in what she said except expecting him to love your family like you. Impossible...don't be deceived.
I don't love my husband's family like mine or as much as I love him. If I say do_ I will be lying and the truth will come out one day, when that love is tested.
I have never washed his clothes in years. We cook together. These things ain't big deals in reality.

Ah, now I understand the childish comments/mentions...it's Romance section.

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Re: "My Future Husband" - UNIZIK Student Issues Stiff-Neck Rules by doctimonyeka(m): 2:41pm On Mar 20, 2017
ENDTIME lady....



When you will get to 40years without a husband, u will then learn to keep quiet......




Mtchewwwww

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Re: "My Future Husband" - UNIZIK Student Issues Stiff-Neck Rules by Nobody: 2:41pm On Mar 20, 2017
I dont find anything wrong in the rules undecided

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Re: "My Future Husband" - UNIZIK Student Issues Stiff-Neck Rules by digoster(m): 2:42pm On Mar 20, 2017
ATTENTION SEEKER

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Re: "My Future Husband" - UNIZIK Student Issues Stiff-Neck Rules by Mattins(m): 2:42pm On Mar 20, 2017
Her case go dey different now ..... when she tey for house...
Re: "My Future Husband" - UNIZIK Student Issues Stiff-Neck Rules by CaroLyner(f): 2:42pm On Mar 20, 2017
Heres my own list:

1 love me
2 love me
3 love me

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Re: "My Future Husband" - UNIZIK Student Issues Stiff-Neck Rules by naijaboiy: 2:42pm On Mar 20, 2017
PaperLace:

Don't you guys get tired of this dumb threat?
You call it a threat because you're actually scared of it. grin

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Re: "My Future Husband" - UNIZIK Student Issues Stiff-Neck Rules by Aribambam: 2:43pm On Mar 20, 2017
i have problem with the no 2 and 3 only. pls remove them. as of children u can't decide.

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Re: "My Future Husband" - UNIZIK Student Issues Stiff-Neck Rules by iamdynamite(m): 2:43pm On Mar 20, 2017
hmmmmmmmm,the kitchen aspect got me,you have to cook for me whether i help you out or not...i dont care if you dont wash my clothes,infact i wont want you to,just give me food at the right time and again i dont eat at 2am dont joke with my sleep too. everyoda thing i can adhere to.
Re: "My Future Husband" - UNIZIK Student Issues Stiff-Neck Rules by ShitHead(m): 2:44pm On Mar 20, 2017
Happy 80th birthday in advance as a frustrated single woman.

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Re: "My Future Husband" - UNIZIK Student Issues Stiff-Neck Rules by chuks34(m): 2:44pm On Mar 20, 2017
Feminist spotted.
Meanwhile I only have one rule for u
1: never complain if u see me with a side chic

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Re: "My Future Husband" - UNIZIK Student Issues Stiff-Neck Rules by rozayx5(m): 2:44pm On Mar 20, 2017
undecided undecided


when she clocks 35


she will trim the list to only one point at a Shiloh Venue


nansense

undecided undecided

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Re: "My Future Husband" - UNIZIK Student Issues Stiff-Neck Rules by Moneytize: 2:45pm On Mar 20, 2017
naijaboiy:

You call it a threat because you're actually scared of it. grin
Gbam....I was about saying the same thing. grin

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