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6 Places You Should Never Toast A Nigerian Girl by Opinionated: 12:56pm On Mar 24, 2017
Some Nigerian guys tend to toast (woo) any girl they are interested in without even considering the time and place. Not minding the location and with so much confidence, they approach you and begin to run their mouths, spitting lines they have specially practiced for wooing girls. Oftentimes, the thinking of certain guys is that they want to take the opportunity to toast the girl as they may not meet her again. That’s true. However, you should be conscious of the places you intend to hit on a woman. Jumia Travel, the leading online bo0king agency identifies 6 places you should never toast a girl.

Hospital


Even if she is Miss Nigeria, you should not toast a girl at the hospital. You don’t know her purpose at the hospital. You appear from nowhere to woo her. You are just disturbing her and wasting your time as she will not answer you.

At work

You hear what it is called work. She is very busy at work and you still want to collect her number or you want to ask her out? She will just ignore you and at the end of the whole episode, you will be embarrassed. Well, some girls will have pity on you and walk you out.

Church/Mosque

The Church is a place to listen to the word of God and receive anointing. The same for the mosque. These places are not hubs for chasing women. But it is today. That doesn’t it make right.

In danfo buses/BRT Stations


Imagine in serious traffic (even when there is no traffic) inside one of those Lagos’s rickety danfos and these guy sitting beside is trying to get your attention. The girl will even be angry that under such harrowing and uncomfortable situation you are toasting her. What she just wants is to get home. You are a distraction. For BRT stations, you see a girl standing in a long queue, you want to woo her. That is a wrong time.

Cinema

We all go to the cinema for different reasons. Some go there to search for potential lovers. But the cinema is a place where you to enjoy the movie you paid for and leave. So, enjoy your movie and when it is over you can go talk to whomever you are interested in. Don’t do this immediately after the movie, though.

Her father’s house

When a Nigerian father sees their daughter with a man, they think about all sorts of things like she has joined bad gang. Most of which are negative. Hence, quite a number of girls don’t like guys wooing them in front of their father’s house especially if they are meeting you for the first time.

source: http://www.opinions.ng/6-places-never-toast-nigerian-girl/

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Re: 6 Places You Should Never Toast A Nigerian Girl by jonaifame22(m): 12:58pm On Mar 24, 2017
Food spot, canteen, mr biggs,I ndomie and egg spot

Chai I pity any guy who will subject to the spirit of lust when he see a gal at any of these places, cos she will hear the voice of his wallet more than his vocal chords.


At the end of the day she'll give u her number and when u call she won't pick, she'll say " if I pick it now he'll say I like him cos he bought me food.hence multiplying ur sorrows and earning u a slot in the friendzone avenue .

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Re: 6 Places You Should Never Toast A Nigerian Girl by gbegemaster(m): 12:59pm On Mar 24, 2017
My brother any girl looking for relationship will not have any issue with the place you toast her. Even it na toilet.

All these places you've eliminated leaves just eatery and a few other places. Some girls don't like it when you toast them at eateries disturbing their food, some will listen if you offer to pay for the food, and the rest would have probably come with another guy.

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Re: 6 Places You Should Never Toast A Nigerian Girl by engrMikemd(m): 1:11pm On Mar 24, 2017
where else will you now toast a lady? cemetery?

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Re: 6 Places You Should Never Toast A Nigerian Girl by Lastpharoah33: 1:13pm On Mar 24, 2017
This is a big joke.... have even phucked a bae @ her work place, in their boss warehouse.

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Re: 6 Places You Should Never Toast A Nigerian Girl by thesicilian: 1:21pm On Mar 24, 2017
Lastpharoah33:
This is a big joke.... have even phucked a bae @ her work place, in their boss warehouse.
We are talking of civilized relationships not your uninhibited animalistic desires.

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Re: 6 Places You Should Never Toast A Nigerian Girl by Nobody: 2:40pm On Mar 24, 2017
There is no boundary in wooing a girl.I have actually woo some in those places you listed as a no-go area and they didn't insult or turned my proposal down.I only chicken out myself.

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Re: 6 Places You Should Never Toast A Nigerian Girl by ladyF(f): 11:18pm On Mar 24, 2017
So if you can't toast her in all these places, where will she be toasted? angry

It's LadyF again. grin grin grin

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Re: 6 Places You Should Never Toast A Nigerian Girl by auntysimbiat(f): 11:18pm On Mar 24, 2017
HAHAHA

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Re: 6 Places You Should Never Toast A Nigerian Girl by McBrooklyn(m): 11:19pm On Mar 24, 2017
A guy that cannot toast a lady in some of and if not all of those aforementioned places... Is that one a guy?? undecided

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Re: 6 Places You Should Never Toast A Nigerian Girl by Nobody: 11:19pm On Mar 24, 2017
Wooing a lady should be done as the spirit directs, I can woo a lady in hell if fire spares my tolotolo. grin

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Re: 6 Places You Should Never Toast A Nigerian Girl by EWAagoyin(m): 11:19pm On Mar 24, 2017
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Re: 6 Places You Should Never Toast A Nigerian Girl by Taryur3(m): 11:19pm On Mar 24, 2017
The highlighted reasons are dead...

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Re: 6 Places You Should Never Toast A Nigerian Girl by Deivid10(m): 11:19pm On Mar 24, 2017
RUBBISH!



NEXT PLEASE
.

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Re: 6 Places You Should Never Toast A Nigerian Girl by Jimmyo3(m): 11:19pm On Mar 24, 2017
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Maggi -50
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Chilli pepper N100
Fairly used pepper N50
Green pepper N200
Garlic N100
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Re: 6 Places You Should Never Toast A Nigerian Girl by Tapout(m): 11:20pm On Mar 24, 2017
cinema and church ?? undecided R u furking kidding me!! na there dem dey sell their market pass

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Re: 6 Places You Should Never Toast A Nigerian Girl by Jglad(f): 11:20pm On Mar 24, 2017
I disagree

Or do u mean Best places to toast Women?


Abi places U should never toast Bread
grin


#Stoptoastingwomen
#wearenotbread

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Re: 6 Places You Should Never Toast A Nigerian Girl by naza9ja(m): 11:20pm On Mar 24, 2017
And I was here thinking you'll add ATM stand, eatery, supermarket and makeup studio

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Re: 6 Places You Should Never Toast A Nigerian Girl by Xeedorf: 11:21pm On Mar 24, 2017
ON FACE BOOK NKO?

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Re: 6 Places You Should Never Toast A Nigerian Girl by Nobody: 11:21pm On Mar 24, 2017
Mall too embarassed

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Re: 6 Places You Should Never Toast A Nigerian Girl by masseratti: 11:22pm On Mar 24, 2017
Crap,which kain mod do we have these days sef

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Re: 6 Places You Should Never Toast A Nigerian Girl by steppins: 11:22pm On Mar 24, 2017
thesicilian:

We are talking of civilized relationships not your uninhibited animalistic desires.
Lol. Not all toasting lead to relationships. It could be a fling or just sex.

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Re: 6 Places You Should Never Toast A Nigerian Girl by Nobody: 11:23pm On Mar 24, 2017
thesicilian:

We are talking of civilized relationships not your uninhibited animalistic desires.
grin grin laff

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Re: 6 Places You Should Never Toast A Nigerian Girl by Rexhenrex(m): 11:23pm On Mar 24, 2017
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Re: 6 Places You Should Never Toast A Nigerian Girl by smartty68(m): 11:24pm On Mar 24, 2017
OP what about for hospital bed? grin
Re: 6 Places You Should Never Toast A Nigerian Girl by kaydee(m): 11:24pm On Mar 24, 2017
Opinionated:


source: http://www.opinions.ng/6-places-never-toast-nigerian-girl/


I can't imagine this dude's life? So we should wait till we get to heaven or what are you saying?

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Re: 6 Places You Should Never Toast A Nigerian Girl by DollarAngel(m): 11:24pm On Mar 24, 2017
Where will I now toast her

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Re: 6 Places You Should Never Toast A Nigerian Girl by Franchise21(m): 11:24pm On Mar 24, 2017
Make I dey learn
Re: 6 Places You Should Never Toast A Nigerian Girl by ChikaMaLaKai(m): 11:24pm On Mar 24, 2017
Ok
Re: 6 Places You Should Never Toast A Nigerian Girl by Nobody: 11:24pm On Mar 24, 2017
Thats six places not to woo a lagos girl!
matured would not mind where u woo her

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Re: 6 Places You Should Never Toast A Nigerian Girl by Nickymezor(f): 11:25pm On Mar 24, 2017
Yawning
Re: 6 Places You Should Never Toast A Nigerian Girl by Karlman: 11:26pm On Mar 24, 2017
OP TRY BUY SMALL SENSE BIKO

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