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UltraLeslie1:
You never fail to impress. Considering how you were kicked out of lanícky's comapaign team even when you offered your service for free.

I mean you were valued less than a bucket full of goat urine. Then you made a career of haunting pretty, intelligent girls in Nairaland who are getting more attention than you can ever generate.

I mean what offence did your parents commit for nature to reward you with an uncommon ugliness, and with bad manners as bonus.

I bet an ovarian scan will reveal you're already having ovarian failure, aka premature menopause.

But humanity should celebrate--they must, for nature has taken it upon itself to scan out humans unfit for reproduction. That's something our government have so far failed to do.

Consider donating yourself as a guinea pig for the research of schizophrenia-induced premature aging. That's the only way your birth won't be a waste.

Or, you can always add value to your unproductive life by writing a will instructing your parents to bury you without a coffin so your rotting corpse can be used as manure to grow rice in Nigeria, that we may stop the importation of rubber rice.

Until you find your purpose of birth, think of me as...

Your truth-pointer

Wicked jst wicked

Girl! U get mouth o kponkpon lenu e o

pocohantas:
He doesn't need to apologise. This is what happens when people do good for selfish reasons. I help my friends both male and female without expecting anything in return. Some of these guys, their stupidity is in them like peak. I am sure he was hoping to embarrass her, but unfortunately or fortunately...it backfired on him.

I'm happy babes are getting sense. We need more to get sense and stop being parasitic. That's the only way guys like this can be put in place.

They buy you popcorn and think they can bend you anyhow like straw on top bed to administer prick from various angles. He should go and sin no more. For the sensible and responsible guys, the Lord will take away refurbished olosho from your path.

luminouz:
*in a sepulchral voice* are u satisfied my lady or should i roast more turkey meat?

Please roast that turkey till crispy

agrovick:
In D'banj's voice, osheeeyy

Lol u dey fear

U're very sensible, I love the way u analysed it. Why go on a date with a guy u know u won't be interested in, so that at the end of the day he will now have mouth to yab u and tell his friends how u finished the plate of rice without leaving a grain, broke the bones and licked the plate of ice cream

Girls should set standards for themselves, even if u go out with someone u already know his intentions, and u know u won't get on with him, don't even take a drink ( it's a secret) . He will respect u, even when u say No .

Can u really blame guys? When some girls act like they've never eaten a good meal all their life .

Dem bring rice, u finish am, dem bring coke, u gulp am all, and u don first chop pop corn n ice cream. After a while out of the cinema, u dey chop chicken n chips again. At the end of the day, u still order for take away

Ughh shey ona ofun e lo n gba lo si oyo ni. . U come later say the guy dey demand elebiii ,

Benita27:
I wonder what her intentions were before going on dates with the dude?. Funny, how some girls act.

How was your day ma'am?.

Bumbae1:
Lol u dey fear

Fear ke, I dey ever ready like US Marine. Check your box jor

jakandeola:
hahahahaha myfantasies na my wife o

Twale baba!!!!!

Bumbae1:
Please roast that turkey till crispy

*ghostly chuckles* I almost pity DAT turkey! Almost!!!!
Will add onions n pepper when am done!!!!!

xendra:
yes jst as she only paid d 5k because she wanted to. she could have jst ignored him, or exchanged words with him seeing how she dnt really owe him d money. dats what I meant.

by d way, I get your point jst not accepting that full stop

U eh? Ur bf dey try..u can argue for Africa!!!!

pocohantas:
He doesn't need to apologise. This is what happens when people do good for selfish reasons. I help my friends both male and female without expecting anything in return. Some of these guys, their stupidity is in them like peak. I am sure he was hoping to embarrass her, but unfortunately or fortunately...it backfired on him.

I'm happy babes are getting sense. We need more to get sense and stop being parasitic. That's the only way guys like this can be put in place.

They buy you popcorn and think they can bend you anyhow like straw on top bed to administer prick from various angles. He should go and sin no more. For the sensible and responsible guys, the Lord will take away refurbished olosho from your path.

Response of the year. Kudos, but the highlighted...so there is something like that?

Jammiiee:
U're very sensible, I love the way u analysed it. Why go on a date with a guy u know u won't be interested in, so that at the end of the day he will now have mouth to yab u and tell his friends how u finished the plate of rice without leaving a grain, broke the bones and licked the plate of ice cream

Girls should set standards for themselves, even if u go out with someone u already know his intentions, and u know u won't get on with him, don't even take a drink ( it's a secret) . He will respect u, even when u say No .

Can u really blame guys? When some girls act like they've never eaten a good meal all their life .

Dem bring rice, u finish am, dem bring coke, u gulp am all, and u don first chop pop corn n ice cream. After a while out of the cinema, u dey chop chicken n chips again. At the end of the day, u still order for take away

Ughh shey ona ofun e lo n gba lo si oyo ni. . U come later say the guy dey demand elebiii ,

Ebina of life!!!!!!!!!

No mind dem and on her way home in his car, she still chop apple for


[b]Real Ebina[/b]a

luminouz:
Ebina of life!!!!!!!!!

Jewelnutch:
The girl obviously borrowed the money to payback.

Jewelnutch: A fool is he that knows not and knows not that he knows not. Bros, you are a fool by definition, as well as a deplorable... i hope you are still redeemable.

luminouz:
Nawa o.........d geh is one out of 1million naija gehs(who are leeches) don't u think d guy has been conned too many times to have such opinions? So many 'ebina' girls everywhere n u wonder if they are starved at home!!!!!
If she is really mature....she will be friends with him...unlike U!!

Nonsense and ingredients: Oh gal, if you like person, carry am comot, buy am food etc, it doesn't mean she has to be your friend or give you her number, or give you sugar lick. I am a guy, i have taken babes out to dinner and have been told lets take it nice and slow and i accept and waka pass, and sometimes i get calls of what i am doing and if i want to go out again etc, i have taken them out again and again not expecting anything in return, most times, na the girls go come begin chase me sef,....... Infact one even needed financial support for a pressing need and i had it and i gave, she visited trying to drop "the thing" and i politely and stylishly refused cos she now told me that the reason why she has been holding back was because she was still married and they were going through arguments and quarrels. We are still friends and she has tremendous respect for me. Some mofos go say na respect i wan chop, but you neva know people situation or how you can be of help without expecting anything in return.

Organs:
Nonsense and ingredients: Oh gal, if you like person, carry am comot, buy am food etc, it doesn't mean she has to be your friend or give you her number, or give you sugar lick. I am a guy, i have taken babes out to dinner and have been told lets take it nice and slow and i accept and waka pass, and sometimes i get calls of what i am doing and if i want to go out again etc, i have taken them out again and again not expecting anything in return, most times, na the girls go come begin chase me sef,....... Infact one even needed financial support for a pressing need and i had it and i gave, she visited trying to drop "the thing" and i politely and stylishly refused cos she now told me that the reason why she has been holding back was because she was still married and they were going through arguments and quarrels. We are still friends and she has tremendous respect for me. Some mofos go say na respect i wan chop, but you neva know people situation or how you can be of help without expecting anything in return.

All I read up there was how nice... benevolent n financially omnipresent u have been to gehs n I smh for u! U are a confirm ATM bro!!!! Haba...EMA gbami lowo BOBO yi ke? Do u even know what ur saying? Those gehs are now chasing u ba? Y won't they? Who wants to lose their ATM machine or money producing tree for dis recession! If u think being nice n benevolent makes all gehs chase u...ur so fvckin naive!!!! But then y won't u be? U know nothing bout women! Its ur money not mine....kip giving!!!!

Benita27:
It's annoying when they collect money and phones from guys knowing full well what these men want, then why collect these things if you're not interested in the person?, trying to play smart I guess...not knowing they purge later.

After reading your previous post..and especially this one..gbam...U've just made my day, bae.

Bumbae1:
No call mi name jawe
I dey vex for u .. seriously .. u no see my video message ni
Kontinue

Nope. Didn't see it..

Why u dey vex so na?

Ontarget:
Impression my foot. When you see someone you are interested in you will already know without having to go for any so-called date. Unless they met online and never saw each other's face till they went on a date then that's a different matter. But if the lady already knew him beforehand and still went ahead to spend the guy's money knowing fully well what his intentions were then she is certainly at fault. If you go for an interview and you figured out the employers already knew you weren't qualified won't you be upset with them and wish you could make them refund your expenses preparing for the interview? The guy was actually complaining about the girl wasting his time and not really about the money.

if you know you'll feel bad and want to humiliate a girl if she refuses to be your girlfriend then please don't ask any girl to go out with you. It's just an advice ehn.. so you don't keep feeling bad and it will even help you save your money. Dates are not for everyone biko

pocohantas:
He doesn't need to apologise. This is what happens when people do good for selfish reasons. I help my friends both male and female without expecting anything in return. Some of these guys, their stupidity is in them like peak. I am sure he was hoping to embarrass her, but unfortunately or fortunately...it backfired on him.

I'm happy babes are getting sense. We need more to get sense and stop being parasitic. That's the only way guys like this can be put in place.

They buy you popcorn and think they can bend you anyhow like straw on top bed to administer prick from various angles. He should go and sin no more. For the sensible and responsible guys, the Lord will take away refurbished olosho from your path.

woooo..U get beta head jare, u ll find your own husband and give birth to your own children. You are an evidence that sensible women are still alive. babe you are one in a million abi billion de ni!

Benita27:
Have been reading the whole story like all day. Inasmuch as the guy couldn't stand rejection, the girl was also at fault here. Why would she lead him on if she wasn't interested in having a relationship with the guy?. You define your relationship from the beginning, and spending on you would be his call to make to avoid being indebted to anyone.

u get sense no be small

Fourwinds:
u get sense no be small

Longest time. where have you been?.

UltraLeslie1:
You never fail to impress. Considering how you were kicked out of lanícky's comapaign team even when you offered your service for free.

I mean you were valued less than a bucket full of goat urine. Then you made a career of haunting pretty, intelligent girls in Nairaland who are getting more attention than you can ever generate.

I mean what offence did your parents commit for nature to reward you with an uncommon ugliness, and with bad manners as bonus.

I bet an ovarian scan will reveal you're already having ovarian failure, aka premature menopause.

But humanity should celebrate--they must, for nature has taken it upon itself to scan out humans unfit for reproduction. That's something our government have so far failed to do.

Consider donating yourself as a guinea pig for the research of schizophrenia-induced premature aging. That's the only way your birth won't be a waste.

Or, you can always add value to your unproductive life by writing a will instructing your parents to bury you without a coffin so your rotting corpse can be used as manure to grow rice in Nigeria, that we may stop the importation of rubber rice.

Until you find your purpose of birth, think of me as...

Your truth-pointer

chinekeee!!!!!

Benita27:
Longest time. where have you been?.

wow... it has been work..

how are u doing...

Fourwinds:
wow... it has been work..

how are u doing...

Very well, I hope you're alright?.

shit happens...........dis definitely had to happen so dat everyone could learn one or two things....but i will categorically say dis, the girl did the right thing nd for d guy he needs to grow up nd learn from dis silly mistake he made nd move on............cos LIFE GOES ON

Benita27:
Very well, I hope you're alright?.

yeah...I'm trying to take a rest

always make urself look good

Fourwinds:
yeah...I'm trying to take a rest

always make look good

Alright, goodnight.

Benita27:
Alright, goodnight.

good nite

mayowas23:
if you know you'll feel bad and want to humiliate a girl if she refuses to be your girlfriend then please don't ask any girl to go out with you. It's just an advice ehn.. so you don't keep feeling bad and it will even help you save your money. Dates are not for everyone biko

Everyone feels bad when rejected. The only thing the guy did wrong was to come out on Twitter to make noise about it.

Adebowale89:
all these indomie generation guys ehn their matter no be here. they just they make girls they use guys shine these days

stop worshipping ladies, they aren't idols....


ladies just need settings, matured guys will understand this...

correct guy,what u saying is so tru,i dnt know y ds guys are just so stupid,guys are now so weak,we guys shud stop ds pussy worship

alexialin:
And guys should stop disturbing ladies for dates.
When a lady says No am not interested, we can just be friends.. Accept or move on.
But some guys can be so annoying. Begging for dates. Thinking such will change her mind. At the end, she feels pity for the guy and go on date with him.

I always tell guys that are hell bent on taking me out. Guy! U take me out? Does not mean I will start falling in love.. Cause am not inlove and this date will not change anything. The smart ones will drop the idea of date .while the ones who think. They are so smart will still dare it..and take me out. Saying its doesn't change babe, just staring at your lovely face on the outing is all I need.. Am not asking for much naw?
I will shake my head and say OK o.. Because I know how guys think and what u will start spreading upandan .. That's why am saying all these before u spend a dime o.
While sometimes I still put my foot down on and say No is no.. Some. Will say na WA o, have never seen a babe reject free movie ,meal and drinks on me. And have been begging u since 3weeks ago. Shebi it's my money? And am the one saying its OK.. Don't worry. Let's just go out on this one date, pere.

So u can see, sometimes it's not the ladies fault.

I have to agree with you

UltraLeslie1:
You never fail to impress. Considering how you were kicked out of lanícky's comapaign team even when you offered your service for free.

I mean you were valued less than a bucket full of goat urine. Then you made a career of haunting pretty, intelligent girls in Nairaland who are getting more attention than you can ever generate.

I mean what offence did your parents commit for nature to reward you with an uncommon ugliness, and with bad manners as bonus.

I bet an ovarian scan will reveal you're already having ovarian failure, aka premature menopause.

But humanity should celebrate--they must, for nature has taken it upon itself to scan out humans unfit for reproduction. That's something our government have so far failed to do.

Consider donating yourself as a guinea pig for the research of schizophrenia-induced premature aging. That's the only way your birth won't be a waste.

Or, you can always add value to your unproductive life by writing a will instructing your parents to bury you without a coffin so your rotting corpse can be used as manure to grow rice in Nigeria, that we may stop the importation of rubber rice.

Until you find your purpose of birth, think of me as...

Your truth-pointer

Don't you think this is too weighty?But going through her posts make me conclude that she deserves more, I mean more...