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Falconey I knew you would be banned

Nairaland isn't letting me upload more pictures.

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Falconey I knew you would be banned

falconey was already within the fall walls, courtesy of airforceone, now professorfal because of two hungry miscreants.

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mrmrmister:

Nothing weird about that surname though. A "swallow" is a bird.

Lol @ phat ho though.

I'm reminded of a joke about people with addictions on one of those 12 step programme meetings they have to attend to stay "clean". So this time they were asked to bring their children to the meeting, to discuss the impact addiction has on loved ones, etc. The sponsor person in charge started with the 1st woman & said, "You're an alcoholic. You love alcohol so much, you even named your daughter Brandy". She nodded & started crying in shame. He went on to the next lady in line & said, "You're obese & your addiction to food is why you chose to name your daughter Candy". Before he got to the 3rd one, she got up & whispered something to her son. She said, "Dick, come let's go!"

ZarZar:
Nothing weird about that surname though. A "swallow" is a bird.

Lol @ phat ho though.

I'm reminded of a joke about people with addictions on one of those 12 step programme meetings they have to attend to stay "clean". So this time they were asked to bring their children to the meeting, to discuss the impact addiction has on loved ones, etc. The sponsor person in charge started with 1st woman & said, "You're an alcoholic. You love alcohol so much, you even named your daughter Brandy". She nodded & started crying in shame. He went on to the next lady on the line & said, "You're obese & your addiction to food is why you chose to name your daughter Candy". Before he got to the 3rd one, she got up & whispered something to her son. She said, "Dick, come let's go!"

lmfao

ZarZar:
Nothing weird about that surname though. A "swallow" is a bird.

Lol @ phat ho though.

I'm reminded of a joke about people with addictions on one of those 12 step programme meetings they have to attend to stay "clean". So this time they were asked to bring their children to the meeting, to discuss the impact addiction has on loved ones, etc. The sponsor person in charge started with the 1st woman & said, "You're an alcoholic. You love alcohol so much, you even named your daughter Brandy". She nodded & started crying in shame. He went on to the next lady in line & said, "You're obese & your addiction to food is why you chose to name your daughter Candy". Before he got to the 3rd one, she got up & whispered something to her son. She said, "Dick, come let's go!"

"Swallows" was used in a different context.

I hope you get it?

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