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Nma27:
Thank God I ain't any of that listed above sha.

thesicilian:
You had to quote the whole article just to type this?

Safiaa:
7am in the morning, you carry yourself to write a silly list about women. Are you not giving yourself a headache? Is it that deep? Na wa.

All these boys think they know it all about woman. List upon list, yet one babe somewhere is still pressing your mumu button. Mr borrow borrow aka Mr cash machine. Transfer your knowledge into something tangible please. Its annoying.

Safiaa:
Ode. Was my thread directed to men? Did i write a senseless list describing false characteristics of men?
My thread was dishing out advice/my opinion on a topic which was directed to WOMEN. So oga, Have sense please.

Ngokafor:
...All these thread about women this and that actually portrays males who open such threads and contribute feverishly as failures and under-achievers.

..I mean,dontt you all have more educative and enlightening topics to engage in??..even if it is politically to oust non-performing public Administrators to better your lives and reduce your frustrations and suicidal tendencies??

...Nigerian males are fast losing it no doubt.

Safiaa:
7am in the morning, you carry yourself to write a silly list about women. Are you not giving yourself a headache? Is it that deep? Na wa.

All these boys think they know it all about woman. List upon list, yet one babe somewhere is still pressing your mumu button. Mr borrow borrow aka Mr cash machine. Transfer your knowledge into something tangible please. Its annoying.

Ngokafor:
...All these thread about women this and that actually portrays males who open such threads and contribute feverishly as failures and under-achievers.

..I mean,dontt you all have more educative and enlightening topics to engage in??..even if it is politically to oust non-performing public Administrators to better your lives and reduce your frustrations and suicidal tendencies??

...Nigerian males are fast losing it no doubt.

importexpert:
Dating in itself is fun. But dating a wrong girl is stress. Did I just say stress? Now, that is an understatement. It is like have a banging headache that makes you really feel uncomfortable. If you are a guy, you probably have dated a woman that you later felt was a complete waste of time. Be comforted. You are not alone.

This is why I have checked out seven major types of women that keep making dating miserable for us.

1. The self -centered girl: A relationship is the product of two people taking care of each other’s needs. However, the self centred girl is focused on herself. When you are together, the only issue that excites her is about herself. She does not care to ask how things have been with you. You could be going through a difficult situation and she doesn’t observe to know! It can be very frustrating because you know you are not getting one tenth of what you are putting into the relationship. Let me tell you how that kind of relationship will end: if you try to endure the relationship for a while, you will get hurt repeatedly till you start to resent her. Before you will know it, it will develop to very strong dislike for her. And that will wrap up whatever is between the two of you.

2. The insecure girl: Researchers have not yet found out why people get so insecure. But with this girl, prepare your list of explanations in advance. You have to explain to her why the course mate you greeted was smiling. You have to explain why you checked your phone twice in the last one hour. If she is with your phone, you have to explain why you sent a message with an emoji. My brother, even security cameras cannot monitor your life the way she would. Not even the angels can do a thorough job of recording your every act like her.

3. The verbal girl: She is often nice and pretty. But there is one big problem that she has: her mouth. When she wants, she can pamper you till you reach the clouds and see heaven’s gates. But once she gets angry, her words flow like corrosive acid. It burns every morale and confidence you can ever muster. And watch it; she may not do this to you immediately. Rather, she may start with those around you. But my friend, everything is turn by turn. Hand will soon reach you too.

4. High maintenance girl: I was once talking to a girl and telling her that I cannot waste time chasing after a girl. She told me clearly that I have to learn it because the woman is the goal. I laughed. That is the kind of mindset this type of girl has. She believes that she is your prize and you should feel lucky to have her. So, once you start dating, you are responsible for her and her generational needs. The money you will spend on her for six months is enough to erect a house to lintel level. In fact, she may probably ask you for monthly salary too. Are you surprised? Don’t be. These are clearly evil days.

5. The lying girl: She might have a degree from school, but she has one degree you are not aware of: BLL. It means Bachelor of Lie-Lie. She lies almost over everything. Satan, the liar, is not even worthy to do IT under her. Hardly can you ever catch her lying because she is just good at what she does. But if you ever succeed and catch her lying. Forget it man; it’s a waste of time. Even her excuse and explanations will still be lies. Have you ever been in such a relationship with one? It is a really terrible experience.

6. The indecisive girl: She is one leg in and one leg out. You are dating her but you are not sure you are dating her. Whenever you try to discuss about the two of you, she says she is not ready, but she wants dividends of a relationship. She wants you to share her emotional load with you and even expect you to assist financially. She says you are the most special guy she knows but at the same time won’t accept that you are her boyfriend. She clearly is using you to wait for someone better. But, if this is happening to you and you are still hoping for an opportunity, April 1st will not be enough to celebrate you.

7. The wannabe bride: This kind of girl seems pleasant at first. The problem starts when she starts scheming to get married to you at all cost. She keeps bringing up fantasies of when the two of you will be married when the relationship is just three weeks old! You will think it is only older ladies that do this, but even girls of 21-22 are increasingly entering this stage. If you don’t want the accompanying frustration, you know what to do.

These are the ones I decided to write out. You probably have met some women with peculiar issues. You can add your own to the list or share your experience with any of the girls above.

FelixFelicis:
What part of the OP don't you understand? Now I see your brain filters out useful details. Didn't you see "The self-centered girl, The lying girl, The indecisive girl" etc. What are those? Don't they have moral bearings? If you don't agree with me then you're simply daft.
Your thread presentation is the worst I ever seen, you didn't even say anything like "Guys also stay away from lazy, broke and needy girls". Then when someone else created that thread you rushed there to bash and what's with your obsession with finances? I see how you've been bragging about you working, you earning some money etc. Are you the only one earning money biko? Your background must be really penurious for your life goal to be about money money money at your tender age of 22. I'm sure your goal is also to link up with a high earner or a heir to an empire but you know what? That can't erase the fact that your bloodline were poverty-stricken. Go and choke on money, hungry bird.

ikp120:
My baby girl lacks all of the above.

FelixFelicis:
What part of the OP didn't you understand? Now I see your brain filters out useful details. Didn't you see "The self-centered girl, The lying girl, The indecisive girl" etc. What are those? Don't they have moral bearings? If you don't agree with me then you're simply daft.
Your thread presentation is the worst I ever seen, you didn't even say anything like "Guys also stay away from lazy, broke and needy girls". Then when someone else created that thread you rushed there to bash and what's with your obsession with finances? I see how you've been bragging about you working, you earning some money etc. Are you the only one earning money biko? Your background must be really penurious for your life goal to be about money money money at your tender age of 22. I'm sure your goal is also to link up with a high earner or a heir to an empire but you know what? That can't erase the fact that your bloodline were poverty-stricken. Go and choke on money, hungry bird.

Nma27:
Thank God I ain't any of that listed above sha.

FelixFelicis:
What part of the OP don't you understand? Now I see your brain filters out useful details. Didn't you see "The self-centered girl, The lying girl, The indecisive girl" etc. What are those? Don't they have moral bearings? If you don't agree with me then you're simply daft.
Your thread presentation is the worst I ever seen, you didn't even say anything like "Guys also stay away from lazy, broke and needy girls". Then when someone else created that thread you rushed there to bash and what's with your obsession with finances? I see how you've been bragging about you working, you earning some money etc. Are you the only one earning money biko? Your background must be really penurious for your life goal to be about money money money at your tender age of 22. I'm sure your goal is also to link up with a high earner or a heir to an empire but you know what? That can't erase the fact that your bloodline were poverty-stricken. Go and choke on money, hungry bird.

Safiaa:
I can clearly see that my thread caused high levels anxiety for you. This is the reason why you cant seem to get it out of your head. Hence, following me up and down like a redudant fool.

In the beginning of the thread, what did i state? Since you seem to be so inclined to my posts, throughout the thread please what was my stance? My first paragraph, clearly stated that i was agaisnt liabilities, gold diggers or any type of laziness in women. But since youre too stupiid to decipher that, ill let you know once again.

Yes, i am 22, im working and im a student. Ill say it once and ill say it a million times again. Im not the first and im not the last, understood. I work very hard, and if youve got a problem with me saying that, you can drink bleach. Its not my problem, that your life is synonymous to failure. I cant help you with that oga. Im not even on your level.

Why has my life become the foundation of your research? Why are you so invested in what a 22 year old decides to do. If my life is driven by money and finances at the moment, i'm pretty sure ill thank myself later. In the end, what does that have to do with you? Keep staying on my profile, keeping them tabs of safiaa. Follow my ass and evaluate my life like its earning you paper. Frustrations of a penniless blockhead.

QueenSuccubus:
Mtcheeew too! I will quote whatever i want...none of ur fvcking biznez!

importexpert:
Dating in itself is fun. But dating a wrong girl is stress. Did I just say stress? Now, that is an understatement. It is like have a banging headache that makes you really feel uncomfortable. If you are a guy, you probably have dated a woman that you later felt was a complete waste of time. Be comforted. You are not alone.

This is why I have checked out seven major types of women that keep making dating miserable for us.

1. The self -centered girl: A relationship is the product of two people taking care of each other’s needs. However, the self centred girl is focused on herself. When you are together, the only issue that excites her is about herself. She does not care to ask how things have been with you. You could be going through a difficult situation and she doesn’t observe to know! It can be very frustrating because you know you are not getting one tenth of what you are putting into the relationship. Let me tell you how that kind of relationship will end: if you try to endure the relationship for a while, you will get hurt repeatedly till you start to resent her. Before you will know it, it will develop to very strong dislike for her. And that will wrap up whatever is between the two of you.

2. The insecure girl: Researchers have not yet found out why people get so insecure. But with this girl, prepare your list of explanations in advance. You have to explain to her why the course mate you greeted was smiling. You have to explain why you checked your phone twice in the last one hour. If she is with your phone, you have to explain why you sent a message with an emoji. My brother, even security cameras cannot monitor your life the way she would. Not even the angels can do a thorough job of recording your every act like her.

3. The verbal girl: She is often nice and pretty. But there is one big problem that she has: her mouth. When she wants, she can pamper you till you reach the clouds and see heaven’s gates. But once she gets angry, her words flow like corrosive acid. It burns every morale and confidence you can ever muster. And watch it; she may not do this to you immediately. Rather, she may start with those around you. But my friend, everything is turn by turn. Hand will soon reach you too.

4. High maintenance girl: I was once talking to a girl and telling her that I cannot waste time chasing after a girl. She told me clearly that I have to learn it because the woman is the goal. I laughed. That is the kind of mindset this type of girl has. She believes that she is your prize and you should feel lucky to have her. So, once you start dating, you are responsible for her and her generational needs. The money you will spend on her for six months is enough to erect a house to lintel level. In fact, she may probably ask you for monthly salary too. Are you surprised? Don’t be. These are clearly evil days.

5. The lying girl: She might have a degree from school, but she has one degree you are not aware of: BLL. It means Bachelor of Lie-Lie. She lies almost over everything. Satan, the liar, is not even worthy to do IT under her. Hardly can you ever catch her lying because she is just good at what she does. But if you ever succeed and catch her lying. Forget it man; it’s a waste of time. Even her excuse and explanations will still be lies. Have you ever been in such a relationship with one? It is a really terrible experience.

6. The indecisive girl: She is one leg in and one leg out. You are dating her but you are not sure you are dating her. Whenever you try to discuss about the two of you, she says she is not ready, but she wants dividends of a relationship. She wants you to share her emotional load with you and even expect you to assist financially. She says you are the most special guy she knows but at the same time won’t accept that you are her boyfriend. She clearly is using you to wait for someone better. But, if this is happening to you and you are still hoping for an opportunity, April 1st will not be enough to celebrate you.

7. The wannabe bride: This kind of girl seems pleasant at first. The problem starts when she starts scheming to get married to you at all cost. She keeps bringing up fantasies of when the two of you will be married when the relationship is just three weeks old! You will think it is only older ladies that do this, but even girls of 21-22 are increasingly entering this stage. If you don’t want the accompanying frustration, you know what to do.

These are the ones I decided to write out. You probably have met some women with peculiar issues. You can add your own to the list or share your experience with any of the girls above.

FelixFelicis:
Too foolish. Who's following you about? You follow this same section I follow so don't think I won't come across your folly, infact it's the easiest to spot cos it's in 4k glory.

Look at this beech that has to work and study saying she's not on my level Yes you're not on my level, I didn't need to work while I studied and I'm grateful for that grace. In your case it's evident that you're bitter about your background. It's not a bad thing to be from a humble background, and don't ever hate it or act like you didn't grow in it. You're just too immature, please stop going around Nairaland brandishing your poverty-dented definition of life, else I won't mind writing a bit of sense at you when I can.

Go away please, ugly and mannerless child.

Safiaa:
I can clearly see that my thread caused high levels of anxiety for you. This is the reason why you cant seem to get it out of your head. Hence, following me up and down like a redudant fool.

In the beginning of the thread, what did i state? Since you seem to be so inclined to my posts, throughout the thread please what was my stance? My first paragraph, clearly stated that i was agaisnt liabilities, gold diggers or any type of laziness in women. But since youre too stupiid to decipher that, ill let you know once again.

Yes, i am 22, im working and im a student. Ill say it once and ill say it a million times again. Im not the first and im not the last, understood. I work very hard, and if youve got a problem with me saying that, you can drink bleach. Its not my problem, that your life is synonymous to failure. I cant help you with that oga. Im not even on your level.

Why has my life become the foundation of your research? Why are you so invested in what a 22 year old decides to do. If my life is driven by money and finances at the moment, i'm pretty sure ill thank myself later. In the end, what does that have to do with you? Keep staying on my profile, keeping them tabs of safiaa. Follow my ass and evaluate my life like its earning you paper. Frustrations of a penniless blockhead.

Modragon:
Wich work u dey do hope say nor be chin chin and cake or bead oooooo...or u be tailor sorry fashionister looool
Dat go and choke hungry bird mk me laff sha .,, imagine dove wey dey hungry hahahahaha

Safiaa:
Please what is this imbecilee saying? Even if thats the case, which is not, wetin happen? Are they not making legitmate money, or are you so retardedd that you dont understand that? Ode. Please commot for road. I dont have time for your type.

Safiaa:
You didnt have to work whilst studying? But you were calling mummy and daddy for 2k to eat at mama put. Youre claimimg money thats not yours, and you call yourself a man. Are you not even ashamed of yourself for writing that. Mr burden of life. Youre probably still a liabilty to your parents, the reason why your frustration is transferred. Shameful.

Im quite happy about my background, but im not ready to live off my parents. Is that too hard to understand? Im sitting pretty 1000 miles away from you, whilst im sure you've never sniffed an airport, so it doesnt bother me

Bye bye Mr nuisance.

PapiSmith:
The rate at which we attack women on nairaland is "fearing" me sef.

Yes they are annoying and have too many baggages but we don't have any choice than to deal with them even with their flaws

FelixFelicis:
So when you call your parents for 2k it's a burden right? Again I understand you come from a humble background but you shouldn't lose your sense of modesty.

When some idiots think that going to Europe or some Asian country is success I laugh You're just a stupid girl with no sense of direction except money. You'll soon be confused. When people overseas are coming to Africa to establish online startups, you're feeling like a boss chick on a job your father didn't create

Look at this beech who thinks we don't know how it goes down oversea, by the time you use your youthful age work to pay bills, maybe in your 40s you'll develop sense and come back home. No wonder you're looking for rich guy kiri, bills wan bald your head Na who send you make you go?

In conclusion, you're regarded as a piece of shit there thanks to our bad reputation, and over here you're shittier cos we ain't impressed We living the good life here, comfortably. Foreign slave