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Hades2016:
see big lie ooooooo

importexpert:
Dating in itself is fun. But dating a wrong girl is stress. Did I just say stress? Now, that is an understatement. It is like have a banging headache that makes you really feel uncomfortable. If you are a guy, you probably have dated a woman that you later felt was a complete waste of time. Be comforted. You are not alone.

This is why I have checked out seven major types of women that keep making dating miserable for us.

1. The self -centered girl: A relationship is the product of two people taking care of each other’s needs. However, the self centred girl is focused on herself. When you are together, the only issue that excites her is about herself. She does not care to ask how things have been with you. You could be going through a difficult situation and she doesn’t observe to know! It can be very frustrating because you know you are not getting one tenth of what you are putting into the relationship. Let me tell you how that kind of relationship will end: if you try to endure the relationship for a while, you will get hurt repeatedly till you start to resent her. Before you will know it, it will develop to very strong dislike for her. And that will wrap up whatever is between the two of you.

2. The insecure girl: Researchers have not yet found out why people get so insecure. But with this girl, prepare your list of explanations in advance. You have to explain to her why the course mate you greeted was smiling. You have to explain why you checked your phone twice in the last one hour. If she is with your phone, you have to explain why you sent a message with an emoji. My brother, even security cameras cannot monitor your life the way she would. Not even the angels can do a thorough job of recording your every act like her.

3. The verbal girl: She is often nice and pretty. But there is one big problem that she has: her mouth. When she wants, she can pamper you till you reach the clouds and see heaven’s gates. But once she gets angry, her words flow like corrosive acid. It burns every morale and confidence you can ever muster. And watch it; she may not do this to you immediately. Rather, she may start with those around you. But my friend, everything is turn by turn. Hand will soon reach you too.

4. High maintenance girl: I was once talking to a girl and telling her that I cannot waste time chasing after a girl. She told me clearly that I have to learn it because the woman is the goal. I laughed. That is the kind of mindset this type of girl has. She believes that she is your prize and you should feel lucky to have her. So, once you start dating, you are responsible for her and her generational needs. The money you will spend on her for six months is enough to erect a house to lintel level. In fact, she may probably ask you for monthly salary too. Are you surprised? Don’t be. These are clearly evil days.

5. The lying girl: She might have a degree from school, but she has one degree you are not aware of: BLL. It means Bachelor of Lie-Lie. She lies almost over everything. Satan, the liar, is not even worthy to do IT under her. Hardly can you ever catch her lying because she is just good at what she does. But if you ever succeed and catch her lying. Forget it man; it’s a waste of time. Even her excuse and explanations will still be lies. Have you ever been in such a relationship with one? It is a really terrible experience.

6. The indecisive girl: She is one leg in and one leg out. You are dating her but you are not sure you are dating her. Whenever you try to discuss about the two of you, she says she is not ready, but she wants dividends of a relationship. She wants you to share her emotional load with you and even expect you to assist financially. She says you are the most special guy she knows but at the same time won’t accept that you are her boyfriend. She clearly is using you to wait for someone better. But, if this is happening to you and you are still hoping for an opportunity, April 1st will not be enough to celebrate you.

7. The wannabe bride: This kind of girl seems pleasant at first. The problem starts when she starts scheming to get married to you at all cost. She keeps bringing up fantasies of when the two of you will be married when the relationship is just three weeks old! You will think it is only older ladies that do this, but even girls of 21-22 are increasingly entering this stage. If you don’t want the accompanying frustration, you know what to do.

These are the ones I decided to write out. You probably have met some women with peculiar issues. You can add your own to the list or share your experience with any of the girls above.

Ngokafor:
...All these thread about women this and that actually portrays males who open such threads and contribute feverishly as failures and under-achievers.

..I mean,dontt you all have more educative and enlightening topics to engage in??..even if it is politically to oust non-performing public Administrators to better your lives and reduce your frustrations and suicidal tendencies??

...Nigerian males are fast losing it no doubt.

[color=#1980BC]And why are you worried that your ass is being exposed for all to see.

I mean you can't even debunk the Op's claims you're more interested in shutting him down. More truth will be exposed about you daughters of Jezebel and you can do nothing about it but wail. [/color]

FelixFelicis:
Look at her height of stupidity If you like be 1million miles away, no be Nairaland you dey access so?

Oponu that thinks traveling out is success, it's not your fault, na you first travel for your village so you merit am

Safiaa:
7am in the morning, you carry yourself to write a silly list about women. Are you not giving yourself a headache? Is it that deep? Na wa.

All these boys think they know it all about woman. List upon list, yet one babe somewhere is still pressing your mumu button. Mr borrow borrow aka Mr cash machine. Transfer your knowledge into something tangible please. Its annoying.

[color=#1980BC]Says the hypocritic misandrist who settled down to compose an essay advising fellow girls to drop their brains aside and use their bodies to get what they want from men.


How pathetic! [/color]

Safiaa:
Please what is this imbecilee saying? Even if thats the case, which is not, wetin happen? Are they not making legitmate money, or are you so retardedd that you dont understand that? Ode. Please commot for road. I dont have time for your type.

naijaboiy:
[color=#1980BC]Says the hypocritic misandrist who settled down to compose an essay advising fellow girls to drop their brains aside and use their bodies to get what they want from men.


How pathetic! [/color]

Safiaa:
Youre clearly a self centred misogynist. I dont expect you to say anything reasonable. Its engraved in your character.

Bye bye.

[color=#1980BC]And what do we have here?

A misogynist talking to a misandrist. I guess the equation is balanced ain't it? [/color]

Titheman:
if u quote the whole post just because u no fit laugh then u are an idiotic joker

Brownbarbie97:
All these female bashing threads on nairaland are becoming irritating.

Rexhenrex:
i av dated quite all in the list but trust me number six is the worst to ever be with because u can't place what she really wants

Safiaa:
Idiott of life. You're using that 2k to pamper your swollen empty head. You were a total liabality and you probably still are. Face your front and improve your life nigga.

Talk, talk talk. We also know how its going down in naija, and its not looking pretty. Unfortunately, its actually a shame and i hope the condition improves So stop decieving yourself talking like a empty dog. Its okay,
I can give you an opportunity to escape.

Foreign slave? What do we say to bad governance, terrible basic amenties and poverty. Living below normal human conditions where 'electricity is seen as a priviledge'. Continue to live in your wonderful dream land and 'be comfortable'. I hope light dey for your house sha? Im sure your living conditions are beyond repairable. Taxi drivers in the 'foreign slavery lands' are making more than the average graduate job in Nigeria. I love my country nigeria, but stop acting like your so proud of yourself for staying in your 'fathers land'. Continue to decay in your self deceit. Until the economy improves, i'm more than happy to be a 'foreign slave'

Even the rich are suffering unconciously.

Fool.

Hollasmall:
Bro Abeg don't be intimidated by any fucking body wey dey form abroad ooo most especially ladies wey be say na olosho den dey do over there have been to different countries on tourism it not always easy like they claim they are all living
fake life's Abeg no let anybody con dey shout abroad like say na place wey we never go.nonsense

importexpert:
Dating in itself is fun. But dating a wrong girl is stress. Did I just say stress? Now, that is an understatement. It is like have a banging headache that makes you really feel uncomfortable. If you are a guy, you probably have dated a woman that you later felt was a complete waste of time. Be comforted. You are not alone.

This is why I have checked out seven major types of women that keep making dating miserable for us.

1. The self -centered girl: A relationship is the product of two people taking care of each other’s needs. However, the self centred girl is focused on herself. When you are together, the only issue that excites her is about herself. She does not care to ask how things have been with you. You could be going through a difficult situation and she doesn’t observe to know! It can be very frustrating because you know you are not getting one tenth of what you are putting into the relationship. Let me tell you how that kind of relationship will end: if you try to endure the relationship for a while, you will get hurt repeatedly till you start to resent her. Before you will know it, it will develop to very strong dislike for her. And that will wrap up whatever is between the two of you.

2. The insecure girl: Researchers have not yet found out why people get so insecure. But with this girl, prepare your list of explanations in advance. You have to explain to her why the course mate you greeted was smiling. You have to explain why you checked your phone twice in the last one hour. If she is with your phone, you have to explain why you sent a message with an emoji. My brother, even security cameras cannot monitor your life the way she would. Not even the angels can do a thorough job of recording your every act like her.

3. The verbal girl: She is often nice and pretty. But there is one big problem that she has: her mouth. When she wants, she can pamper you till you reach the clouds and see heaven’s gates. But once she gets angry, her words flow like corrosive acid. It burns every morale and confidence you can ever muster. And watch it; she may not do this to you immediately. Rather, she may start with those around you. But my friend, everything is turn by turn. Hand will soon reach you too.

4. High maintenance girl: I was once talking to a girl and telling her that I cannot waste time chasing after a girl. She told me clearly that I have to learn it because the woman is the goal. I laughed. That is the kind of mindset this type of girl has. She believes that she is your prize and you should feel lucky to have her. So, once you start dating, you are responsible for her and her generational needs. The money you will spend on her for six months is enough to erect a house to lintel level. In fact, she may probably ask you for monthly salary too. Are you surprised? Don’t be. These are clearly evil days.

5. The lying girl: She might have a degree from school, but she has one degree you are not aware of: BLL. It means Bachelor of Lie-Lie. She lies almost over everything. Satan, the liar, is not even worthy to do IT under her. Hardly can you ever catch her lying because she is just good at what she does. But if you ever succeed and catch her lying. Forget it man; it’s a waste of time. Even her excuse and explanations will still be lies. Have you ever been in such a relationship with one? It is a really terrible experience.

6. The indecisive girl: She is one leg in and one leg out. You are dating her but you are not sure you are dating her. Whenever you try to discuss about the two of you, she says she is not ready, but she wants dividends of a relationship. She wants you to share her emotional load with you and even expect you to assist financially. She says you are the most special guy she knows but at the same time won’t accept that you are her boyfriend. She clearly is using you to wait for someone better. But, if this is happening to you and you are still hoping for an opportunity, April 1st will not be enough to celebrate you.

7. The wannabe bride: This kind of girl seems pleasant at first. The problem starts when she starts scheming to get married to you at all cost. She keeps bringing up fantasies of when the two of you will be married when the relationship is just three weeks old! You will think it is only older ladies that do this, but even girls of 21-22 are increasingly entering this stage. If you don’t want the accompanying frustration, you know what to do.

These are the ones I decided to write out. You probably have met some women with peculiar issues. You can add your own to the list or share your experience with any of the girls above.

darbeelicous:
what is she's capable of doing anything to any other girl that comes close to u!!



Hehehehehe.........

Ngokafor:
...All these thread about women this and that actually portrays males who open such threads and contribute feverishly as failures and under-achievers.

..I mean,dontt you all have more educative and enlightening topics to engage in??..even if it is politically to oust non-performing public Administrators to better your lives and reduce your frustrations and suicidal tendencies??

...Nigerian males are fast losing it no doubt.

FelixFelicis:
na ogun go kill this girl papa, omo ale forming abroad, na one yeye European or Asian country she go dey like that. If she come back make she go intimidate her parents with accent, I'll intimidate her with affluence

FelixFelicis:
Bla bla bla I see you belong to the last generation even with your childish mind and body. I've been looking at all your typographical errors, better face your studies omo ale.

Naija no good naija no good, Seun is in naija, lindaikeji is in naija, olamide is in naija, Mark Zuckerberg invested in Andele and even came to Naija. Be letting your mental slavery fool you. How he concern you if economy no good? Na economy you dey work for? Abi na your parents be dangote or otedola or those who hold economic power in Naija.

E for even better sef if you be commissioner or minister pikin, na wretchedness go kill you for that place, and if you still come naija you no go worth to clean your former classmate shoe
Why will I want to escape the land of opportunities and go to an established country where there's racism to work as a slave.
O'n pe ko to pa yin danu (If them like make them kill y'all sooner or later)

firstking01:
Every girl in nigeria possess atleast one of these ill-etiquette.

Datingtips:
Recently, I deliberately broke up with the No 6 type. However, I have come to learn that you would not succeed with women if all you do is reading their behaviours and attitudes. This would make you come on as being judgemental as you experience emotional upset from time to time. Women are not attracted to men who read and judge them every now and then.

Safiaa:
Yawns. Your points are boring and invalid. See the people the goat is mentioning. Im sure your father or mother didnt come into your thoughts, whilst mentioning these succesful people. The fact is that the majority of people cannot testify to the luck that these so called people have. The economy is much harder than others, but it takes a lot of hard work to scale through. You know this deep down youself, yet you want to fool yourself on this site for likes. Nonsense, you're very immature and illogocial. I cant even talk to you like a human being. Idiott.

When you log off nl, you know where the truth hits. Go and check your generator to see if petrol still dey and stop quoting me. Im done with you.

You can keep on talking to yourself, but i have better things to do with my day. Ciao.

FelixFelicis:
Why do you want me to talk about myself or my parents? We're none of your business kid. Those successful people I mentioned aren't lucky beech, if so your parents are the most unfortunate bunch ever on earth. You're just a frustrated imp who thinks traveling to another country is success. You're very silly beyond sensible limit, and you're a stark illiterate languishing in the ocean of poverty. Arrogance on empty stomach, na poverty go impoverish your generation. Omo ale forming diaspora

Presh900:
The self-centered girl is the worse off them all.... She might see you drinking garri and be asking you for money to manicure her legs...

Safiaa:
Yawns. Your points are boring and invalid. See the people the goat is mentioning. Im sure your father or mother didnt come into your thoughts, whilst mentioning these succesful people. The fact is that the majority of people cannot testify to the luck that these so called people have. The economy is much harder than others, but it takes a lot of hard work to scale through. You know this deep down youself, yet you want to fool yourself on this site for likes. Nonsense, you're very immature and illogocial. I cant even talk to you like a human being. Idiott.

When you log off nl, you know where the truth hits. Go and check your generator to see if petrol still dey and stop quoting me. Im done with you.

You can keep on talking to yourself, but i have better things to do with my day. Ciao.

ZarZar:
...

FelixFelicis:
Why do you want me to talk about myself or my parents? We're none of your business kid. Those successful people I mentioned aren't lucky beech, if so your parents are the most unfortunate bunch ever on earth. You're just a frustrated imp who thinks traveling to another country is success. You're very silly beyond sensible limit, and you're a stark illiterate languishing in the ocean of poverty. Arrogance on empty stomach, na poverty go impoverish your generation. Omo ale forming diaspora

importexpert:
Dating in itself is fun. But dating a wrong girl is stress. Did I just say stress? Now, that is an understatement. It is like have a banging headache that makes you really feel uncomfortable. If you are a guy, you probably have dated a woman that you later felt was a complete waste of time. Be comforted. You are not alone.

This is why I have checked out seven major types of women that keep making dating miserable for us.

1. The self -centered girl: A relationship is the product of two people taking care of each other’s needs. However, the self centred girl is focused on herself. When you are together, the only issue that excites her is about herself. She does not care to ask how things have been with you. You could be going through a difficult situation and she doesn’t observe to know! It can be very frustrating because you know you are not getting one tenth of what you are putting into the relationship. Let me tell you how that kind of relationship will end: if you try to endure the relationship for a while, you will get hurt repeatedly till you start to resent her. Before you will know it, it will develop to very strong dislike for her. And that will wrap up whatever is between the two of you.

2. The insecure girl: Researchers have not yet found out why people get so insecure. But with this girl, prepare your list of explanations in advance. You have to explain to her why the course mate you greeted was smiling. You have to explain why you checked your phone twice in the last one hour. If she is with your phone, you have to explain why you sent a message with an emoji. My brother, even security cameras cannot monitor your life the way she would. Not even the angels can do a thorough job of recording your every act like her.

3. The verbal girl: She is often nice and pretty. But there is one big problem that she has: her mouth. When she wants, she can pamper you till you reach the clouds and see heaven’s gates. But once she gets angry, her words flow like corrosive acid. It burns every morale and confidence you can ever muster. And watch it; she may not do this to you immediately. Rather, she may start with those around you. But my friend, everything is turn by turn. Hand will soon reach you too.

4. High maintenance girl: I was once talking to a girl and telling her that I cannot waste time chasing after a girl. She told me clearly that I have to learn it because the woman is the goal. I laughed. That is the kind of mindset this type of girl has. She believes that she is your prize and you should feel lucky to have her. So, once you start dating, you are responsible for her and her generational needs. The money you will spend on her for six months is enough to erect a house to lintel level. In fact, she may probably ask you for monthly salary too. Are you surprised? Don’t be. These are clearly evil days.

5. The lying girl: She might have a degree from school, but she has one degree you are not aware of: BLL. It means Bachelor of Lie-Lie. She lies almost over everything. Satan, the liar, is not even worthy to do IT under her. Hardly can you ever catch her lying because she is just good at what she does. But if you ever succeed and catch her lying. Forget it man; it’s a waste of time. Even her excuse and explanations will still be lies. Have you ever been in such a relationship with one? It is a really terrible experience.

6. The indecisive girl: She is one leg in and one leg out. You are dating her but you are not sure you are dating her. Whenever you try to discuss about the two of you, she says she is not ready, but she wants dividends of a relationship. She wants you to share her emotional load with you and even expect you to assist financially. She says you are the most special guy she knows but at the same time won’t accept that you are her boyfriend. She clearly is using you to wait for someone better. But, if this is happening to you and you are still hoping for an opportunity, April 1st will not be enough to celebrate you.

7. The wannabe bride: This kind of girl seems pleasant at first. The problem starts when she starts scheming to get married to you at all cost. She keeps bringing up fantasies of when the two of you will be married when the relationship is just three weeks old! You will think it is only older ladies that do this, but even girls of 21-22 are increasingly entering this stage. If you don’t want the accompanying frustration, you know what to do.

These are the ones I decided to write out. You probably have met some women with peculiar issues. You can add your own to the list or share your experience with any of the girls above.