₦airaland Forum

LePrezident:
Loooolzzz, how can you conclude about his intention in a rush?

LePrezident:
Oh sad, I guess upon hindsight you should have postponed the date... but poo happens.

Any other weird date stories?

darbeelicous:
my worst date was with a nairalander!!

ZarZar:
No, I couldn't because he drove all the way from another city just for us to meet. A three hour drive. So I had to be good sport & I tried my best. Dude just got on my nerves.

I don't have more of my own but I could tell you one I heard from a friend. She told me she was out with friends at the casino & met this guy there. So maybe they decided to have sex because she told me that she left with him. When they got to the car, he told her to wait outside for a minute. She said she saw him through the window talking & concluded that he was on the phone. After he was done he let her in. They drove away. She said on the way he kept interrupting their conversation to argue with "someone". She said at that time she believed he was wearing an earpiece since he wasn't holding a cellphone. She said she also noticed a big green fly buzzing over his head. Turned out that the guy was actually arguing with the fly! Because when they got to his place, he had to beg it to let her into the house, she said. That's when she decided to run & jump over the wall of his house to escape the freak show she found herself in. Someone else told her that the guy was probably one of those people into black magic. Yanno, like the people who have snakes to make them money. So maybe the fly was a spy

ZarZar:
No, I couldn't because he drove all the way from another city just for us to meet. A three hour drive. So I had to be good sport & I tried my best. Dude just got on my nerves.

I don't have more of my own but I could tell you one I heard from a friend. She told me she was out with friends at the casino & met this guy there. So maybe they decided to have sex because she told me that she left with him. When they got to the car, he told her to wait outside for a minute. She said she saw him through the window talking & concluded that he was on the phone. After he was done he let her in. They drove away. She said on the way he kept interrupting their conversation to argue with "someone". She said at that time she believed he was wearing an earpiece since he wasn't holding a cellphone. She said she also noticed a big green fly buzzing over his head. Turned out that the guy was actually arguing with the fly! Because when they got to his place, he had to beg it to let her into the house, she said. That's when she decided to run & jump over the wall of his house to escape the freak show she found herself in. Someone else told her that the guy was probably one of those people into black magic. Yanno, like the people who have snakes to make them money. So maybe the fly was a spy

midehi2:
and why will i sleep in his apartment for the first time, what else do some of you men do when a girl is in your house at night, most especially after paying for rice

oluwasma:
share yours

oluwasma:
smh for you so you prefer to go die in the wild like the Vietnamese Jungle

LePrezident:
You're kidding me. I thought voodoo was a West African thing. And even this story is quite extreme for West Africa. Argue with a fly? You know most weird date accounts are by ladies. I wonder why...

LePrezident:
Lol, the guy is ridiculous though... I believe the sleepover should have been a mutual agreement. I wonder if he was going to force the sex. How do you enjoy sex when the other party isn't?

That being said, I have had a few first day sex and sleep overs by consent (and not all sleep overs led to sex... some was just innocent sleep)

ZarZar:
Me, I don't believe the voodoo thing, I think he was a nut. Plain & simple. The fly was just a coincidence. But that's what the lady believes so I can't argue. Perhaps more guys are weirdos, hence so many tales from us

midehi2:
I can't have innocent sleep with a first date ooo, what if something evil happens, choi...mbanu!

midehi2:
That is why you can't go on a date without having your own cash, just try and be with little cash.. I called it "annoyance cash"

Qhazel:
I know it as vex money

ZarZar:
No, I couldn't because he drove all the way from another city just for us to meet. A three hour drive. So I had to be good sport & I tried my best. Dude just got on my nerves.

I don't have more of my own but I could tell you one I heard from a friend. She told me she was out with friends at the casino & met this guy there. So maybe they decided to have sex because she told me that she left with him. When they got to the car, he told her to wait outside for a minute. She said she saw him through the window talking & concluded that he was on the phone. After he was done he let her in. They drove away. She said on the way he kept interrupting their conversation to argue with "someone". She said at that time she believed he was wearing an earpiece since he wasn't holding a cellphone. She said she also noticed a big green fly buzzing over his head. Turned out that the guy was actually arguing with the fly! Because when they got to his place, he had to beg it to let her into the house, she said. That's when she decided to run & jump over the wall of his house to escape the freak show she found herself in. Someone else told her that the guy was probably one of those people into black magic. Yanno, like the people who have snakes to make them money. So maybe the fly was a spy

LePrezident:
Hahaha, maybe more guys are gentleman as such they have no tales to tell

ZarZar:
Gentlemen by foot!

Lol, now I'm reminded of something else that happened to me last year. It's not date related but it fits the weird theme. This one girl I work with brought me these chocolate muffins one Friday morning & told me, specifically, to have them with tea at home. I didn't think much of it at the time until I ate one at home & I started to feel "funny". I didn't know what was happening to me so I decided to lie down. See, on the bed I have a few pillows, but I don't use all of them so when it's time to sleep, I just toss a few on the floor & go to sleep. That day I did the same routine. I laid my head down & was looking directly at one huge pillow on the floor. I felt myself drifting off, like I was in a trance & this pillow said something to me! I got scared inside but I couldn't react. Anyway, the following day I was still shaken because I thought I was going crazy. Then the same girl from work called me to ask how I liked the muffins. She told me that they were weed muffins & gave them to me as a prank lol. I was so relieved!

Lionessza:
That's some weird shyt tjo. Wonder what would have happened if she got in lol

ZarZar:
Tjo, maybe chop her up, who knows lol. The place is called Meropa casino. Do you know it? Athi she never set foot there again because of the guy with a fly.

LePrezident:
Lmao! That's one hell of an experience. I bet the highness must have been nice. Never been high, don't know if I ever would.

Lionessza:
Hahahaha or maybe he was scared of intimacy he wanted her to run . Is it the one in pta north? .lol ligwala does he lives there. Maybe the guy should have given her space muffins like you loll

ZarZar:
No, it was not a nice feeling lol. Now I know I'd never experiment with drugs if that's the kind of thing you have to go through. Dude, I was ready to go to hospital! That's how scared I was over the whole thing.

ZarZar:
LMAO @ space muffins. No, the girl is from Polokwane, so it happened khona. Mna I believe he was crazy

Lionessza:
Lol. Ok sure I mistook it for morula sun . Loll yena didn't she notice anything else during the date that would scream lunatic.

ZarZar:
No, Meropa not Morula. Hayi, IDK, maybe alcohol also played a part in clouding her judgment. Yena she's the type that'll be found beheaded somewhere. That girl, uthanda izinto too much until now.

Lionessza:
Lol Ja ne. Hahahaha @ found beheaded somewhere. Hopefully she will grow out of it sooner than later coz nine serial killers apho

ZarZar:
No, Meropa not Morula. Hayi, IDK, maybe alcohol also played a part in clouding her judgment. Yena she's the type that'll be found beheaded somewhere. That girl, uthanda izinto too much until now.

midehi2:
and why will i sleep in his apartment for the first time, what else do some of you men do when a girl is in your house at night, most especially after paying for rice

LePrezident:
Wow, I think I just might like her lol. I love adventurous souls. Kindred spirit for me

ZarZar:
She's married lol.