Mavin1:
Boss HARDDON, *Greetings* Happy New Month

I've observed some things recently,

The ones I've met seem to lack sense of humor or should I say I'm getting it wrong or maybe they're used to nice guys!

Ok, here is my last encounter,

She came to do work in my office, afterwards I collected the number.

So, after three days, I called (once according to the rule) but she didn't pick, I chill then the next morning she called me and I ignored the call. Later in the day (the same time i called the previous day) I called and I was expecting our convo to go like this:

Me: Hi, I know you've been expecting my call?

Her: Not really (or whatever), Who am I speaking with?

Me: Yea, I was expecting this question but you gat to promise one thing?

Her: What's that?

Me: ...that you'll not fall in love with me if I tell you?

Her: Ok, I will not.

Me: Well, it’s your handsome boyfriend that ….. ( did work for you)

Her: Oh (whatever)

Me: Is that how you disappoint people? ( I asked her to get something when coming back)

Her: *any excuse, apologize*

Me: Hope you got the job or you confused them with your beautiful yellow face?

Her: …. (Whatever)

Me: Duty calls, got to go now, call you later.

But the whole thing turned upside down.

So when I finally called, here was what I faced:

Me: Hi, I know you’ve been expecting my call?

She: *blank* (So who am I speaking with?)

Me: Yea, I was expecting this question but you gat to promise one thing?

Her: What's that?

Me: ...that you'll not fall in love with me if I tell you?

Her: Why?

Me: For many reasons

Her: Who are you? ( in pidgin)

Me: Calm down, are you forcing me?

Her: No, but who are you?

Me: *cuts call*

After some minutes, I sent this text:
*Seems you’re having a bad time, beep me when you recover from the trauma. BTW, hope you got the job or you confused them with your beautiful yellow face?*

She never reply.

Boss HARDDON and other real gees in the house, what could be the problem, am I overdoing it or I didn’t get it right at all? This has been my experience since I finished this drill. DON please explain?

Read your start up line n responses n tell me where d fun zat!
Its one thing to be confident, another thing to blend wits wit fun n humour.

Kindly go to page one n read up

It peevs me to see kuls lines turning toxic cos guys cant blend

Nice thread,..just finished reading from page 0 to page 123,..lol

and after reading all this they'll still have no balls. May*** come and read this, you're too nice for my liking.

Culin:
and after reading all this they'll still have no balls. May*** come and read this, you're too nice for my liking.

HARDDON:



A gurl u intend to marry but u guys aint on same page yet cos u havent proposed nor hv u told her no sex b4 marriage. she isnt a mind reader to know what gud intentions u got.

Here is deal:
LDR weakens d thinking spine. Blows up sexual anticipation n your mind , heart , head n lyf gets fill wit crazy imaginations especially wen u guys go spending loads of time togeda online n doing fun stuffs.
U can just wait!
This is d situation she's been in.
Only for d opportunity to present itself n u ducked out dashing her hopes after letting her taste ur lips!
She even came late d next day, u kissed n like a very nice guy, u tuk her home! U shattered her fantasy! Her yearnings! If only u know..... Arrrrrhhhh!

You might never be able get her back ever. Unless ofcos u travel to Abj n right ur bleeeping wrongs. That is if she wud ever wano see u again.

Trying to explain d no sex thingy to her now, wud even get her irritated d more. So is marriage talks now.
Difficult situation gee.

Things cant ever be same again unless by some stokes of luck n we r men that luv making our lucks.

I think I agree with some of the things u said here.
I just came back from visiting her in abuja.
If she decides to leave,though I doubt, I can't hold her down, though I love her, I will move on immediately, absence makes the hear ponder atimes.

Hyfer:
I will read it na haba...

Can't someone play with u?

Lol. Can't someone play with you too?

Oya, go ahead and do the needful.

Mr Harddon how you been
To the issue, I met a lady when I went to the cinema, she works there as an attendant. She's definitely older but I don't mind. I chatted her up, cracked her a bit and requested for her digits... she gave me and we spoke once, but she hasn't been forthcoming the way I like when we chat. I don't mind dating her. Epp

Mr Harddon,and other bosses, a need help .

I have meet a quite number of ladies and most times our chats do flow fluently ,all thanks to your tips, now armed with humor.

buh the pro is, after meeting and collecting numbers, communication seems to drop and the whole thing becomes boring, for me, reason is that my chats with the ladies are mainly on whatsapp, ain't the calling type ,cause am not good at calling, most times when I try calling, I force myself to say something, and after exchanging greetings and few talks, I become speechless, though am good at chatting via whatsapp.

recently meet and collected a girls number and I plan on giving her a call first in place of starting off on whatsapp,

pls help me with tips on how to go about it,

awaiting your response

grunerite:
Nice thread,..just finished reading from page 0 to page 123,..lol

hope you took notes of key drills

now go deploy daily

HARDDON:


hope you took notes of key drills
now go deploy daily

Sure,..my jotter is filled with key points.

[/b] I'm looking for a courageous intelligent girl to hangout [b]

Are you a pretty girl who likes to dare? Would you like to dare hanging out with a cute, invoke guy who can give you a nice hanging out experience? Then show heart once more by contacting me.

I don't have problem finding girls offline, but I just would like to try this out. It's basically because I like to dare myself.

Age bracket of the required girl is 17 years to 25. After a few chats through email, we can arrange to meet at a popular, exotic bar or restaurant.

Preferably, a girl in Ife, Osun State, as that is where I am. But I'm keeping my options open.

'nough talk, let's get down to showing heart now!

Reach me at:

yourwriter01@gmail.com

m Jos hia to read comments


bang rule n advanced bang rule up 4 grabs tho

Culin:
and after reading all this they'll still have no balls. May*** come and read this, you're too nice for my liking.

You can as well go and date a tout if you do not want to date nice guy

Obere4u:

You can as well go and date a tout if you do not want to date nice guy

Ok i will

Culin:


Ok i will

nd he shall kiss you with dat cigarette rotten smoking mouth of his..
Thats Romantic huh!!

OnyeEgo1:



I swear u b my twin broda lol

really?

Culin:

Ok i will

dis babe sha...she likes Rough character

solomix10:
nd he shall kiss you with dat cigarette rotten smoking mouth of his..
Thats Romantic huh!!

over Savage dy worry dis Guy

Culin:
and after reading all this they'll still have no balls. May*** come and read this, you're too nice for my liking.

A woman that likes the balls of true men. You are blessed

Obere4u:


You can as well go and date a tout if you do not want to date nice guy

Nice guys finish last bro. Always remember

Maybe he's a good christian,but then he kissed her
Or maybe he Neva interacted intimately enough with her on whatsapp,reason for his indecisiveness.

HARDDON:



A gurl u intend to marry but u guys aint on same page yet cos u havent proposed nor hv u told her no sex b4 marriage. she isnt a mind reader to know what gud intentions u got.

Here is deal:
LDR weakens d thinking spine. Blows up sexual anticipation n your mind , heart , head n lyf gets fill wit crazy imaginations especially wen u guys go spending loads of time togeda online n doing fun stuffs.
U cant just wait!
This is d situation she's been in.
Only for d opportunity to present itself n u ducked out dashing her hopes after letting her taste ur lips!
She even came late d next day, u kissed n like a very nice guy, u tuk her home! U shattered her fantasy! Her yearnings! If only u know..... Arrrrrhhhh!

You might never be able get her back ever. Unless ofcos u travel to Abj n right ur bleeeping wrongs. That is if she wud ever wano see u again.

Trying to explain d no sex thingy to her now, wud even get her irritated d more. So is marriage talks now.
Difficult situation gee.

Things cant ever be same again unless by some stokes of luck n we r men that luv making our lucks.

Maybe he's a good christian,but then he kissed her
Or maybe he Neva interacted intimately enough with her on whatsapp,reason for his indecisiveness. Anyways,the situation is redeemable if he can keep things real with her and telling her those tins women love to hear in person. How about visiting her, while saying those nice things over a drink, he could simply ask her for a taste of the said drink through her taste buds,if she still feels am atom of emotion for him she would oblige, from there they an take things forward. This is the time to keep things real

HARDDON:



A gurl u intend to marry but u guys aint on same page yet cos u havent proposed nor hv u told her no sex b4 marriage. she isnt a mind reader to know what gud intentions u got.

Here is deal:
LDR weakens d thinking spine. Blows up sexual anticipation n your mind , heart , head n lyf gets fill wit crazy imaginations especially wen u guys go spending loads of time togeda online n doing fun stuffs.
U cant just wait!
This is d situation she's been in.
Only for d opportunity to present itself n u ducked out dashing her hopes after letting her taste ur lips!
She even came late d next day, u kissed n like a very nice guy, u tuk her home! U shattered her fantasy! Her yearnings! If only u know..... Arrrrrhhhh!

You might never be able get her back ever. Unless ofcos u travel to Abj n right ur bleeeping wrongs. That is if she wud ever wano see u again.

Trying to explain d no sex thingy to her now, wud even get her irritated d more. So is marriage talks now.
Difficult situation gee.

Things cant ever be same again unless by some stokes of luck n we r men that luv making our lucks.

Mkbryants:
Good work you are doing here Lord hardon I must confess. Guy getting their balls back and firm.

However, in respect to reading of poetries and poems, which good books can u prescribe for us because whenever u come with your sleek aura I can't just get enough of it .Much respect as I anticipate your response.

Poetry is not a piece of knowledge u pick off the pages of books entirely.
It is not a skill u learn from d seasoned head of a poetic gigalo.
The above can only inspire, push, sow ideas ..... To Romance words in itz pure, heart rendering fine format, one thing is most needed: Inspiration!
This is the ability to sit within d clouds, on d stables of the gods with your quill dipped into d fountain of words , you draw out and dab away drunkenly.


To get inspired n learn word weaving n painting n new words, read Loads of novels, collection of poems, inspired articles etc.

People like us luv soft sounds, soul, worship, rnb n sometimes, very rarely, hip/hop songs.

We luv the sea shore early morning, we luv d kiss of a new dawn, the rise of a sexy sun caressing d fine fabric of a beatiful rose petals, the peace up in d clouds wen we take to flight.
These inspires.

Rarely u catch us wit Rock sounds or in noisy environs.

We roll solo most times because we think alot N invading our mental space is d most heinous crime u cud comit against us.

People like us hate rules of poem books, we are nothing but wild horses, untamable. sea waveS that toses n ebbs, "unboxable"... we go wherever d soul so swings.
Incorruptable

b. Why guys fear the super , extra special Packs

the 8 - 10s are the super hawties. they got a face to fall for, a body to die for and voice to kill for. the 10s can disarm the average guy with a lil smile, a flick of the head or just a lil walk by. they ooze super confident aura because they grew up with loads of people telling them just how beautiful they are. they grew up with men worshiping them, singing their praise on da constant and willingly offer their balls on a platter so as to have a lil peck.
These woman are approached by, on the minimum, 10-40 guys on a daily basis, hence they had to come up with a defensive mechanism. A pseudo set of wireless( FVCK OFF) emission to keep average weak guys at bay.


Just beneath this F off shield on their forehead n arround em is this soft core. Beneath that is loneliness, a longing for a real man, a man that got his balls in chk.
A man that they can summit to. A man totally different from all they hv been usEd to.

It takes a A gUy that knows his onion to burst up n ball in seamlessly.

Just by a word , a look , wave of d hands etc, they can disarm d average guy , spread his guts n balls on d floor n magestically walk on them.
They have mastered d act of guy's rejection, turning av guys to dier pet puppies n ultimately making maga off d big boys.
Most of their numerous male frnds r on da fzone where she sits supreme n manipulates their lifes n ways.

They are hawt n they know it.

But they are one of d easiest people to actually get.

Why don't you check my profile for the simple secret to toast a girl and make her beg for you in 15 mins...Will take it down in the next ten minutes (its top classified)

From page 0-123, now we're here.
Even when I had exams d next morning, I still came here to take my normal dose.
Boss HardDon, may you never become d SoftOne.
Ma ballz are intact now, I snatched it baq from dah creature with tiny legs( I. Wonder how dah small thing got my 2 big balls initially)
If you pass ma area, holla me to get your packaged packages.

HARDDON:


Just by a word , a look , wave of d hands etc, they can disarm d average guy , spread his guts n balls on d floor n magestically walk on them.
They have mastered d act of guy's rejection, turning av guys to dier pet puppies n ultimately making maga off d big boys.
Most of their numerous male frnds r on da fzone where she sits supreme n manipulates their lifes n ways.

They are hawt n they know it.

But they are one of d easiest people to actually get.

Lol. They are not the easiest to get Oga. It's just that you realize how easy they are you wonder why you didn't try earlier. #psychology pills

Mylestone:



dis babe sha...she likes Rough character

Not really rough character. But someone who has a will of his own.

HARDDON:



Poetry is not a piece of knowledge u pick off the pages of books entirely.
It is not a skill u learn from d seasoned head of a poetic gigalo.
The above can only inspire, push, sow ideas ..... To Romance words in itz pure, heart rendering fine format, one thing is most needed: Inspiration!
This is the ability to sit within d clouds, on d stables of the gods with your quill dipped into d fountain of words , you draw out and dab away drunkenly.


To get inspired n learn word weaving n painting n new words, read Loads of novels, collection of poems, inspired articles etc.

People like us luv soft sounds, soul, worship, rnb n sometimes, very rarely, hip/hop songs.

We luv the sea shore early morning, we luv d kiss of a new dawn, the rise of a sexy sun caressing d fine fabric of a beatiful rose petals, the peace up in d clouds wen we take to flight.
These inspires.

Rarely u catch us wit Rock sounds or in noisy environs.

We roll solo most times because we think alot N invading our mental space is d most heinous crime u cud comit against us.

People like us hate rules of poem books, we are nothing but wild horses, untamable. sea waveS that toses n ebbs, "unboxable"... we go wherever d soul so swings.
immortals
[quote author=Mkbryants post=56411361]

Wow!... All true. Inspiration is key