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SINZ:
His balls probably haven't dropped so I don't blame him for having limited knowledge about women.

Snowcream, don't be mad if you aint pimping.

SNOWCREAM:
The only thing I be mad about is how you leave lies on every thread, anytime you're on a thread about females you always go like

"Oh I had an ex like that...."

Except you're referring to just one ex who you've decided to convict guilty of every nairaland thread discussion then you're lying

You ain't the only p!mp, I don't see niggaz be saying "one of my ex" like always

I've just given you a tape-rule, measure your life and adjust accordingly. Stop been silly.

Lefulefu weldone by the way

IAmSirMichael:
Yeah! Now you're reasoning with me. I told you I know English not literature right? I understand what you've just wrote.

I did GST. Putting yourself as a critic. I get it

IAmSirMichael:
Yeah! Now you're reasoning with me. I told you I know English not literature right? I understand what you've just wrote.

I did GST. Putting yourself as a critic. I get it

hercatonchires:
"what you've just wrote"? What happened to past participle? I am not haunting you oh! I just couldn't help it, seeing you claim to know English not literature.

I would have loved to agree with you but I'm correct. I wrote 'what you've just wrote' and not 'what you've just write'.

See the difference??

hercatonchires:
It is very possible, but note that the climax would not be due to pleasure, rather it'd be due to fear,shock,terror. I had a friend(dude) who had issues with maths. We were writing our mock exams, he had barely written anything when the invigilator said time was up. This dude found him self shaking uncontrollably, the next thing he knew, he had ejaculated.
A female friend also shared similar story of her feeling aroused awkwardly when she's tensed, especially during exams.

SNOWCREAM:
The only thing I be mad about is how you leave lies on every thread, anytime you're on a thread about females you always go like

"Oh I had an ex like that...."

Except you're referring to just one ex who you've decided to convict guilty of every nairaland thread discussion then you're lying

You ain't the only p!mp, I don't see niggaz be saying "one of my ex" like always

I've just given you a tape-rule, measure your life and adjust accordingly. Stop been silly.

Lefulefu weldone by the way

This type of emotional outburst only happens when the only sexual salvation you get is Margaret and her four sisters (your palm). I see no reason why a normal man with a functioning prick would deem it a gargantuan feat to have several ex's.

Dude stop masturbating and widen your horizon, bruh. Having a few ex's is not rocket science. Its not Industrial Physics. Its what regular men do. But chronic masturbators like yourself would feel its easier for a camel to walk through the eye of a needle, I understand.

I've decided to share my experiences where necessary, and its helped people.

Perhaps when there's a thread about the quantity of vaseline to apply for a smoother stroke, we'll Cc you


Now, furk off my mention.

SINZ:
This type of emotional outburst only happens when the only sexual salvation you get is Magret and her four sisters (your palm), I see no reason why a normal man with a functioning prick would deem it a gargantuan feat to have several ex's.

Dude stop masturbating and widen your horizon, bruh. Having a few ex's is not rocket science. Its not Industrial Physics. Its what regular men do. But chronic masturbators like yourself would feel its easier for a camel to walk through the eye of a needle, I understand.

I've decided to share my experiences where necessary, and its helped people.

Perhaps when there's a thread about the quantity of vaseline to apply for a smoother stroke, we'll Cc you


Now, furk off my mention.

Frozeen:
This one suppose pain the guy

lefulefu:
make i kak for one corner
shinarlaura come chop popcorn with me

shinarlaura:
Hope there's enough cuz am a heavy eater

And don't forget to bring wine along

fadafuqer:
Lefulefu you're everywhere
Byforcefvck you're always h0rny
Good evening romanceland addicts

lefulefu:
more than enuf

shinarlaura:
Lefulefu lefulefu lefulefu how many times have I called u?

So because I said am a heavy eater that's why u just to disgrace me in front of everybody

Infact add another bottle of wine

SNOWCREAM:
Blah blah blah...
It's not unknown that you're a dimwit, a social outcast and a self-glorifying slowpóke who's only life is behind a screen displaying "Nairaland", we also know you don't live life, what you live is a lie, and you've the lowest esteem offline, that's why Nairaland likes, shares and mentions mean the world to you to the extent you had to log in on various accounts to like your own comments and also share your comment link to your group for likes. So dumb are you, you collected some fellow dimwits like yourself to help each other live a facade on this forum. You my friend, are the greatest dimwit ever, you who collects dimwits.

Everyone on here is keeping it real, we're not outcasts offline hence we don't need the approval of other people online to feel good. It's very clear you're the one who masturbatés, not me, I'm not an Albino, and you aren't even quarter to handsome, I get laid and I don't need to come online to seek glory

Be wise, my foolish friend.

lefulefu:
at ur service

SNOWCREAM:
Blah blah blah...
It's not unknown that you're a dimwit, a social outcast and a self-glorifying slowpóke who's only life is behind a screen displaying "Nairaland", we also know you don't live life, what you live is a lie, and you've the lowest esteem offline, that's why Nairaland likes, shares and mentions mean the world to you to the extent you had to log in on various accounts to like your own comments and also share your comment link to your group for likes. So dumb are you, you collected some fellow dimwits like yourself to help each other live a facade on this forum. You my friend, are the greatest dimwit ever, you who collects dimwits.

Everyone on here is keeping it real, we're not outcasts offline hence we don't need the approval of other people online to feel good. It's very clear you're the one who masturbatés, not me, I'm not an Albino, and you aren't even quarter to handsome, I get laid and I don't need to come online to seek glory

Be wise, my foolish friend.

LOL, my unintelligent friend Snowcream, it took you almost 1 hour to spew this hogwash? Don't tell me you passed through the aches and pains of typing with fidgety sweaty palms only to reply me with this preposterously malformed poppycock? You are not only a disgrace but a genetically maladjusted oxy-morron to think you pose a threat!

As if following me with all your monikers won't grant you social salvation, you've deluded yourself with thoughts of being a "nightmare" to SINZ when you can't successfully scare a rat.

Yours is a classic case of an uninformed f00l who gobbles and swallows as fast as his 0.1 horsepower thinking faculty can take him. You're not just a posterchild for inane stupidity, you're an experiment, a human size representation of why chronic failures should use a condom and not plague this earth with the scums they birth!

I called you a chronic masturbator and that is exactly what you are, a low-lifer who escapes his harsh realities by wankking away his already mortgaged destiny! That's who you are! A fatuous f00l with who isn't worth the hair on my ass crack

Excessive wankking has reduced to brian tissue to a tub filled with white pap and you can no longer reason. I wouldn't blame you for that, I'd blame the witless imp who sired a malapdation of human race like you even though he was well aware that watery semen can only beget a son with half the self-worth of a house fly.

Fist yourself if you're pained. Afterall, you have explored all masturbatory techniques known to man! Trying a new fisting position is the closest you could get to being spontaneous

Let it be known that from this day henceforth, I, SIN.Z, first of his name, has dubbed you "El-Masturbatino"

You may now rise and go forth, conquering vaselines. From Baby Soft Gels to the good ol Petroleum Jelly.

SINZ:
[s]


[b]LOL, my unintelligent friend Snowcream, it took you almost 1 hour to spew this hogwash? Don't tell me you passed through the aches and pains of typing with fidgety sweaty palms only to reply me with this preposterously malformed poppycock? You are not only a disgrace but a genetically maladjusted oxy-morron to think you pose a threat!

As if following me with all your monikers won't grant you social salvation, you've deluded yourself with thoughts of being a "nightmare" to SINZ when you can't successfully scare a rat.

Yours is a classic case of an uninformed f00l who gobbles and swallows as fast as his 0.1 horsepower thinking faculty can take him. You're not just a posterchild for inane stupidity, you're an experiment, a human size representation of why chronic failures should use a condom and not plague this earth with the scums they birth!

I called you a chronic masturbator and that is exactly what you are, a low-lifer who escapes his harsh realities by wankking away his already mortgaged destiny! That's who you are! A fatuous f00l with who isn't worth the hair on my ass crack [/b]

Excessive wankking has reduced to brian tissue to a tub filled with white pap and you can no longer reason. I wouldn't blame you for that, I'd blame the witless imp who sired a malapdation of human race like you even though he was well aware that watery semen can only beget a son with half the self-worth of a house fly.

Fist yourself if you're pained. Afterall, you have explored all masturbatory techniques known to man! Trying a new fisting position is the closest you could get to being spontaneous

Let it be known that from this day henceforth, I, SIN.Z, first of his name, has dubbed you "El-Masturbatino"

You may now rise and go forth, conquering vaselines. From Baby Soft Gels to the good ol Petroleum Jelly. [/s]

SINZ:
You know most conservative guys go through relationships thinking sex is just about dipping in and out without realizing there's more to it. The communion of flesh is one mystery that keeps unraveling. This is where open minded guys tend to score. We are open to learn. We can adapt, perform and above all, we live to please and not to be pleased.


The day men realise this...

Nma27:
200 Likes

SINZ:
Thanks ma'am

SINZ:
Thanks ma'am