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Sex In The Hospital by oluwasma(f): 11:57am On May 14, 2017
Bayo’s wife was ill and receiving treatment at a private hospital. He was allowed to sleep in his wife’s private room at night for the three days that she was there.

On the second night, he slept beside her on the bed and they got in that mood. They started with romance and their hands pressed the bell by mistake. He quickly got up and wore his trouser while he pretended to be asleep on the chair. A nurse came in and asked if she needed any assistance, she said No. After she left, they had sex on her hospital bed with the drip needle still on her hand. I hear someone say quite cool but I think it is spontaneous and adventurous. They were not caught. what if they were caught? Maybe they would have discharged the woman to go home. Lol…Nah don’t think so. That is one weird place to have sex. Some couples don’t actually mind trying new things out. It’s one way to spice up your marriage instead of the normal bedroom thingy but sex in the hospital is weird ooo. What do you guys think? Is it something you think you can try?

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Re: Sex In The Hospital by falconey(m): 12:03pm On May 14, 2017
when i was dating a nurse i attempted, she was on night shift, i visited no patient.

That would have been great on my resumé.
Re: Sex In The Hospital by SmellingAnus(m): 12:03pm On May 14, 2017
Sure I can do it with my wife if we both feel we need it there...
Anyway a cousin of mine did it with the nurse even when he had just survived a car accident and was on admission cheesy

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Re: Sex In The Hospital by Nobody: 12:04pm On May 14, 2017
Mouth Gig..only once tho
Re: Sex In The Hospital by Zulu212: 12:04pm On May 14, 2017
That 'll make a lot of sense grin grin
Re: Sex In The Hospital by JanuaryTempest(f): 12:19pm On May 14, 2017
Hospitals are very creepy to me. Even the smell is a turn off. How some people can get aroused in a hospital is a mystery to me. When I think hospital, I think killer with an arm hook wandering the halls at night, for some reason. Hence I pray to never be admitted at a hospital because I would never sleep. I also think about crazy people & death. So no, it wouldn't do for me.

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Re: Sex In The Hospital by talk2alabama: 12:24pm On May 14, 2017
What's special about fccking in the hospital? angry



Tell me something catchy.. Like having sex in front of the blessed sacrament...
Re: Sex In The Hospital by Dfinex(f): 1:05pm On May 14, 2017
JanuaryTempest:
Hospitals are very creepy to me. Even the smell is a turn off. How some people can get aroused in a hospital is a mystery to me. When I think hospital, I think killer with an arm hook wandering the halls at night, for some reason. Hence I pray to never be admitted at a hospital because I would never sleep. I also think about crazy people & death. So no, it wouldn't do for me.

thought I was the only one with such phobia for hospitals. ....funny enough I really have had no reason to be admitted in the hospital (all thanks to God )

whenever I'm compelled to visit someone, l'm always in a hurry to leave....such an unconducive place for me.

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Re: Sex In The Hospital by TrapHedges(m): 1:08pm On May 14, 2017
Mhen Iav never fuckedd a nurse.
cool
Re: Sex In The Hospital by JanuaryTempest(f): 1:31pm On May 14, 2017
Dfinex:


thought I was the only one with such phobia for hospitals. ....funny enough I really have had no reason to be admitted in the hospital (all thanks to God )

whenever I'm compelled to visit someone, l'm always in a hurry to leave....such an unconducive place for me.

Exactly! Same here. I have spent a night in hospital though because I was scheduled for a surgery early the next morning. It was horrible. For starters, there was a "crazy" guy that they brought in. He was either high or coming off something because he was hallucinating all over the place & had broken his hand. His mom said he punched a wall, while fighting off the things he was hallucinating about. To make matters worse, he was put in the same room with me & had to be tied down on the bed because he kept trying to run away. So there was that & him saying scary stuff. I couldn't keep my eyes off him, I was really scared of him. On top of that, there's the roaming killer thing I keep associating with hospitals. It was hell because they switch the lights off at night & only leave them on in the hallways. So you keep seeing shadows underneath the door. Every time I heard a screeching sound I became convinced the killer was scraping his hook against the wall...coming. I became so scared that I asked one of the nurses if I could come sit with them at the nurses' station because I just couldn't function with the crazy guy in the same room & all the other unseen noise that could be from a nutcase on a mission to kill. Thank God they agreed. From that day until today, hospitals are a no-no for me. There's just too much there to make you imagine all sorts of things.

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Re: Sex In The Hospital by smardray(m): 1:34pm On May 14, 2017
U guys jst do anytin,,,
Re: Sex In The Hospital by Fmartin(m): 2:19pm On May 14, 2017
TrapHedges:
Mhen Iav never fuckedd a nurse.
cool
guy hw far
Re: Sex In The Hospital by TrapHedges(m): 2:36pm On May 14, 2017
Fmartin:
guy hw far
bro.. Am gold..wbu?
Re: Sex In The Hospital by Fmartin(m): 2:39pm On May 14, 2017
TrapHedges:

bro.. Am gold..wbu?
mi dey gud-gud.. cheesy
Re: Sex In The Hospital by TrapHedges(m): 2:41pm On May 14, 2017
Fmartin:
mi dey gud-gud.. cheesy
aii bro..enjoy
Re: Sex In The Hospital by Fmartin(m): 2:53pm On May 14, 2017
TrapHedges:

aii bro..enjoy
ok. lets meet @ nigerianbase.com
Re: Sex In The Hospital by TrapHedges(m): 2:56pm On May 14, 2017
Fmartin:
ok. lets meet @ nigerianbase.com
cool
Re: Sex In The Hospital by Dfinex(f): 3:08pm On May 14, 2017
JanuaryTempest:


Exactly! Same here. I have spent a night in hospital though because I was scheduled for a surgery early the next morning. It was horrible. For starters, there was a "crazy" guy that they brought in. He was either high or coming off something because he was hallucinating all over the place & had broken his hand. His mom said he punched a wall, while fighting off the things he was hallucinating about. To make matters worse, he was put in the same room with me & had to be tied down on the bed because he kept trying to run away. So there was that & him saying scary stuff. I couldn't keep my eyes off him, I was really scared of him. On top of that, there's the roaming killer thing I keep associating with hospitals. It was hell because they switch the lights off at night & only leave them on in the hallways. So you keep seeing shadows underneath the door. Every time I heard a screeching sound I became convinced the killer was scraping his hook against the wall...coming. I became so scared that I asked one of the nurses if I could come sit with them at the nurses' station because I just couldn't function with the crazy guy in the same room & all the other unseen noise that could be from a nutcase on a mission to kill. Thank God they agreed. From that day until today, hospitals are a no-no for me. There's just too much there to make you imagine all sorts of things.

Hahaha, babe u won't kee me @roaming killer .

...but seriously it ain't funny. I used to wonder how people continue staying in the same ward when a ward mate dies.......gush I will just run mad. there's no day I do hospital visitation that I don't come back either depressed or crying, and some fellows are getting aroused there. ...strange!!!

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Re: Sex In The Hospital by SolexxBarry(m): 3:58pm On May 14, 2017
One tin about love is dat it makes u do tins u would neva do normally,akant say I would try it or not cos it has happened in weirder places grin grin
Re: Sex In The Hospital by oluwasma(f): 12:14pm On May 16, 2017
SmellingAnus:
Sure I can do it with my wife if we both feel we need it there...
Anyway a cousin of mine did it with the nurse even when he had just survived a car accident and was on admission cheesy
my friend I see you. Longest time smiley
Re: Sex In The Hospital by SmellingAnus(m): 5:16pm On May 16, 2017
oluwasma:
my friend I see you. Longest time smiley
yea dear.. You waited for us to miss eachother abi undecided
Re: Sex In The Hospital by oluwasma(f): 10:18pm On May 16, 2017
SmellingAnus:
yea dear.. You waited for us to miss eachother abi undecided
lol...so ur way of saying you miss me.. tongue
Re: Sex In The Hospital by bennymark(m): 11:04pm On May 16, 2017
never tried it, but I can with the right person, not the nurse who is supposed to make sure I am getting ok.

or if I am sleeping over with another person as the patient.

the ladies with wild fantasies of hospital, it's just a regular building nicknamed hospital so sick people can be treated there, healthy normal people like my dad work there, and on rare occasions, he gists us of how they lost a patient (to death). he says this gist sometimes with deep remorse especially if someone got careless while the procedure went on.

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Re: Sex In The Hospital by Stephanie22: 11:13pm On May 16, 2017
JanuaryTempest:


Exactly! Same here. I have spent a night in hospital though because I was scheduled for a surgery early the next morning. It was horrible. For starters, there was a "crazy" guy that they brought in. He was either high or coming off something because he was hallucinating all over the place & had broken his hand. His mom said he punched a wall, while fighting off the things he was hallucinating about. To make matters worse, he was put in the same room with me & had to be tied down on the bed because he kept trying to run away. So there was that & him saying scary stuff. I couldn't keep my eyes off him, I was really scared of him. On top of that, there's the roaming killer thing I keep associating with hospitals. It was hell because they switch the lights off at night & only leave them on in the hallways. So you keep seeing shadows underneath the door. Every time I heard a screeching sound I became convinced the killer was scraping his hook against the wall...coming. I became so scared that I asked one of the nurses if I could come sit with them at the nurses' station because I just couldn't function with the crazy guy in the same room & all the other unseen noise that could be from a nutcase on a mission to kill. Thank God they agreed. From that day until today, hospitals are a no-no for me. There's just too much there to make you imagine all sorts of things.
OMG, you are so funny Hahaha hahaha.
Re: Sex In The Hospital by SmellingAnus(m): 4:56am On May 17, 2017
oluwasma:
lol...so ur way of saying you miss me.. tongue
Lol... You are making me feel like it's difficult for me to admit that I missed you undecided
Re: Sex In The Hospital by rex444(m): 6:32am On May 17, 2017
Dfinex:


Hahaha, babe u won't kee me @roaming killer .

...but seriously it ain't funny. I used to wonder how people continue staying in the same ward when a ward mate dies.......gush I will just run mad. there's no day I do hospital visitation that I don't come back either depressed or crying, and some fellows are getting aroused there. ...strange!!!
U should go there more often,i noticed it sobers you. The one place we go and ever remain grateful to God for good health...
Re: Sex In The Hospital by Dfinex(f): 9:45am On May 17, 2017
rex444:
U should go there more often,i noticed it sobers you. The one place we go and ever remain grateful to God for good health...

Yeah it does sober me....but going there is in no way a funfare to me, so it's a no no
Re: Sex In The Hospital by oluwasma(f): 5:35pm On May 17, 2017
SmellingAnus:
Lol... You are making me feel like it's difficult for me to admit that I missed you undecided
of course tongue
Re: Sex In The Hospital by SmellingAnus(m): 6:52pm On May 17, 2017
oluwasma:
of course tongue
why do you think it's difficult for me to admit... Just be honest undecided

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