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olosho will always be olosho no mata ao well behaved and composed. Only God given wife is d best

Her pocket
Her family money
Her packaging
How rich she is.

itsmeurLady:
Today is my birthday... NL pls show some love

Happy birthday. Where is the party? June born rock

importexpert:
I once created a thread on “13 very important things every girl observes in a guy.” You can read it here if you missed it using this link: https://www.nairaland.com/3826072/13-very-important-things-every

So, this thread is the other side of the coin. When a guy looks at a girl, he takes note of certain things about her. Of course, you don’t expect him to spill everything to her, do you? It is on the basis of these things that he makes his judgements about her.
Let’s take a look at the basic things a guy observes in a girl when he meets her. Are you ready? Good! Let the show begin! Ghen Ghen Ghen Ghen.

1. Whether she is pretty: All guys love beautiful women. They are a special treat to the eye. It is almost impossible for you to see a guy who does not want a pretty woman. This is the first check.

2. Whether she is hot: This is definitely the next on the list. While beauty has to do with the face, being hot as to do with her figure. This is where guys occupied with descriptions of a girl’s backside and fronts side and all the rest. You can’t blame us for this; guys will always be guys. We are creatures of sight.

3. Her dressing: Her sense of dressing is important too. A guy would make an assessment of her style of dressing. Most guys would love dressing styles that stun without exposing it all.

4. Her manner of expression: When she talks to people around her, is she polite or rude? There is something attractive about a woman who is courteous with her words.

5. Her frequency of smile and laughter: Maybe to stroke the male ego? Most guys observe these two things in a woman. Having a girl around who smiles frequently and can laugh easily can help a lot of guys to relax. A girl who frowns or hardly smiles is a “no” for most guys.

6. How quickly she gets angry: Guys often like to know how volatile a woman is. If she gets angry too easily, it means there is some fire on the mountain for the guy. Guys prefer women who are calm headed than them.

7. Her level of intelligence: Many guys are fond of this. During a conversation, they would stretch the discussion to the use of sarcasm and witty expressions just to see how well she can cope. Maybe that is understandable since science told us that a child gets his intelligence from his mother.

8. Her attitude to money: Men take notice of how a girl handles money. Is she the type that is always hasty to buy all manner of things as soon as money gets into her hand? They want to know if she can manage money wisely.

9. Personal Hygiene: Yes, girls ought to be a beacon of light as far as this issue is concerned but anymore. So, a lot of guys pay attention to the personal hygiene of girls starting from things such as her hair, mouth breath, nails etc.

10. Honesty: You won’t believe this but some guys create avenues for a girl to lie or tell the truth. This is what will make a guy act as though he knows nothing about an event just to see if she would be truthful. It is all part of trying to see if a girl is trustworthy.

11. Her level of maintenance: Guys are interested in knowing beforehand the level of maintenance of a girl. This is easy to gauge by her hair, shoes, bags etc. Guys just simply want to know which kind of load their head can carry.

12. Her attitude: It is easy for a girl to be nice to a guy she likes and those around him. But her real attitude is in how she treats strangers that comes her way. E.g. the waitress that attends to her in an eatery.

13. Her culinary skills: In as much as this is Africa, this will always be a source of interest to guys. Guys want to be sure that a girl can cook local dishes effortlessly. Generally, guys can joke with a lot of things but not with good foods.

And that’s it nairalanders! What’s your take on this?

Hmm......
Just Pondering!!!!!!

Is that so??

The only thing a guy looks for in a girl is the availability of her kpekus... everything else buzikwa extra

pocohantas:
Her boobies...never forget this next time.

what do they call this again

A born again friend of mine once told me, "When I was in the world, the things that did attract me in girls were:
(1) Tits (must be gigantic)
(2) Lips( suitable for BJ)
(3) ikebe(average or semi big); for doggy stunt.
(4) facial beauty
(5) her ability to be in good command of english language.
(6) her pocket"

Add to your list: The girl's DP; Is it photoshopped or is it real.

Nma27:
Her pocket
Her family money
Her packaging
How rich she is.

itsmeurLady:
Today is my birthday... NL pls show some love

..happy birthday dear

Nairalanders nor like u at all... Lols

itsmeurLady:
Today is my birthday... NL pls show some love

For me, I consider 7-10

importexpert:
oya trapqueen77 your home is ready for classcaptain to come and announce that tosyne2much is also a Nairalander just like mcbrooklyn who is a Nigerian like Banita27, a known Romance lander who just like generalbush and lengtinny always want to compete for first to comment as if Nevetsibot and fvckshit have not been competing for cerowo, not knowing that she is crushing for imma2 and halfpenny who are both sigledad with no children just like other Nairaland bachelors that includes but not [b]limited to START LISTING

What was i even saying? this is either a memory mix up or a form of mentions [/b]

WARRISDIS??

Happy birthday to you llnp enjoy your day.

importexpert:
I once created a thread on “13 very important things every girl observes in a guy.” You can read it here if you missed it using this link: https://www.nairaland.com/3826072/13-very-important-things-every

So, this thread is the other side of the coin. When a guy looks at a girl, he takes note of certain things about her. Of course, you don’t expect him to spill everything to her, do you? It is on the basis of these things that he makes his judgements about her.
Let’s take a look at the basic things a guy observes in a girl when he meets her. Are you ready? Good! Let the show begin! Ghen Ghen Ghen Ghen.

1. Whether she is pretty: All guys love beautiful women. They are a special treat to the eye. It is almost impossible for you to see a guy who does not want a pretty woman. This is the first check.

2. Whether she is hot: This is definitely the next on the list. While beauty has to do with the face, being hot as to do with her figure. This is where guys occupied with descriptions of a girl’s backside and fronts side and all the rest. You can’t blame us for this; guys will always be guys. We are creatures of sight.

3. Her dressing: Her sense of dressing is important too. A guy would make an assessment of her style of dressing. Most guys would love dressing styles that stun without exposing it all.

4. Her manner of expression: When she talks to people around her, is she polite or rude? There is something attractive about a woman who is courteous with her words.

5. Her frequency of smile and laughter: Maybe to stroke the male ego? Most guys observe these two things in a woman. Having a girl around who smiles frequently and can laugh easily can help a lot of guys to relax. A girl who frowns or hardly smiles is a “no” for most guys.

6. How quickly she gets angry: Guys often like to know how volatile a woman is. If she gets angry too easily, it means there is some fire on the mountain for the guy. Guys prefer women who are calm headed than them.

7. Her level of intelligence: Many guys are fond of this. During a conversation, they would stretch the discussion to the use of sarcasm and witty expressions just to see how well she can cope. Maybe that is understandable since science told us that a child gets his intelligence from his mother.

8. Her attitude to money: Men take notice of how a girl handles money. Is she the type that is always hasty to buy all manner of things as soon as money gets into her hand? They want to know if she can manage money wisely.

9. Personal Hygiene: Yes, girls ought to be a beacon of light as far as this issue is concerned but anymore. So, a lot of guys pay attention to the personal hygiene of girls starting from things such as her hair, mouth breath, nails etc.

10. Honesty: You won’t believe this but some guys create avenues for a girl to lie or tell the truth. This is what will make a guy act as though he knows nothing about an event just to see if she would be truthful. It is all part of trying to see if a girl is trustworthy.

11. Her level of maintenance: Guys are interested in knowing beforehand the level of maintenance of a girl. This is easy to gauge by her hair, shoes, bags etc. Guys just simply want to know which kind of load their head can carry.

12. Her attitude: It is easy for a girl to be nice to a guy she likes and those around him. But her real attitude is in how she treats strangers that comes her way. E.g. the waitress that attends to her in an eatery.

13. Her culinary skills: In as much as this is Africa, this will always be a source of interest to guys. Guys want to be sure that a girl can cook local dishes effortlessly. Generally, guys can joke with a lot of things but not with good foods.

And that’s it nairalanders! What’s your take on this?

I know for sure you cannot have it all.

Next please!

Homeboiy:
girls get sense?


Na so one follow me come house yesterday night, de form say I no go blow

as I vex, she come dey beg make I use her body do anything I like


I observed that she's cheap

Its quite alarming how the moral standards of the society is going south fast! Should we applaud u?

A guy would sleep with ten gurls and he would be called *sharp guy*. A girl would sleep with three guys and she'd be called *hoe, cheap and all sorts*. What a world!

And yes, I'm a male! And I stand for sex only within matrimonial homes!

pocohantas:
Her boobies...never forget this next time.

is na guys talk these now una go dey call names...

importexpert:
I once created a thread on “13 very important things every girl observes in a guy.” You can read it here if you missed it using this link: https://www.nairaland.com/3826072/13-very-important-things-every

So, this thread is the other side of the coin. When a guy looks at a girl, he takes note of certain things about her. Of course, you don’t expect him to spill everything to her, do you? It is on the basis of these things that he makes his judgements about her.
Let’s take a look at the basic things a guy observes in a girl when he meets her. Are you ready? Good! Let the show begin! Ghen Ghen Ghen Ghen.

1. Whether she is pretty: All guys love beautiful women. They are a special treat to the eye. It is almost impossible for you to see a guy who does not want a pretty woman. This is the first check.

2. Whether she is hot: This is definitely the next on the list. While beauty has to do with the face, being hot as to do with her figure. This is where guys occupied with descriptions of a girl’s backside and fronts side and all the rest. You can’t blame us for this; guys will always be guys. We are creatures of sight.

3. Her dressing: Her sense of dressing is important too. A guy would make an assessment of her style of dressing. Most guys would love dressing styles that stun without exposing it all.

4. Her manner of expression: When she talks to people around her, is she polite or rude? There is something attractive about a woman who is courteous with her words.

5. Her frequency of smile and laughter: Maybe to stroke the male ego? Most guys observe these two things in a woman. Having a girl around who smiles frequently and can laugh easily can help a lot of guys to relax. A girl who frowns or hardly smiles is a “no” for most guys.

6. How quickly she gets angry: Guys often like to know how volatile a woman is. If she gets angry too easily, it means there is some fire on the mountain for the guy. Guys prefer women who are calm headed than them.

7. Her level of intelligence: Many guys are fond of this. During a conversation, they would stretch the discussion to the use of sarcasm and witty expressions just to see how well she can cope. Maybe that is understandable since science told us that a child gets his intelligence from his mother.

8. Her attitude to money: Men take notice of how a girl handles money. Is she the type that is always hasty to buy all manner of things as soon as money gets into her hand? They want to know if she can manage money wisely.

9. Personal Hygiene: Yes, girls ought to be a beacon of light as far as this issue is concerned but anymore. So, a lot of guys pay attention to the personal hygiene of girls starting from things such as her hair, mouth breath, nails etc.

10. Honesty: You won’t believe this but some guys create avenues for a girl to lie or tell the truth. This is what will make a guy act as though he knows nothing about an event just to see if she would be truthful. It is all part of trying to see if a girl is trustworthy.

11. Her level of maintenance: Guys are interested in knowing beforehand the level of maintenance of a girl. This is easy to gauge by her hair, shoes, bags etc. Guys just simply want to know which kind of load their head can carry.

12. Her attitude: It is easy for a girl to be nice to a guy she likes and those around him. But her real attitude is in how she treats strangers that comes her way. E.g. the waitress that attends to her in an eatery.

13. Her culinary skills: In as much as this is Africa, this will always be a source of interest to guys. Guys want to be sure that a girl can cook local dishes effortlessly. Generally, guys can joke with a lot of things but not with good foods.

And that’s it nairalanders! What’s your take on this?

...all this ceremony jusssss to get punnnnny??... We giv up!!!(no oofeense)

pocohantas:
Her boobies...never forget this next time.

TheO.P. has already incorporated boobies and backside to his second point.

hmmmm

Booby,ass,cookin skills...yes I think dats d basics

importexpert:
oya trapqueen77 your home is ready for classcaptain to come and announce that tosyne2much is also a Nairalander just like mcbrooklyn who is a Nigerian like Banita27, a known Romance lander who just like generalbush and lengtinny always want to compete for first to comment as if Nevetsibot and fvckshit have not been competing for cerowo, not knowing that she is crushing for imma2 and halfpenny who are both sigledad with no children just like other Nairaland bachelors that includes but not [b]limited to START LISTING

What was i even saying? this is either a memory mix up or a form of mentions [/b]

YabaLeft, where is it located again?

I don't like the always smiling ones they make me too comfortable and forgetful.

Almost true. Not entire..

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Izychi:
Its quite alarming how the moral standards of the society is going south fast! Should we applaud u?

A guy would sleep with ten gurls and he would be called *sharp guy*. A girl would sleep with three guys and she'd be called *hoe, cheap and all sorts*. What a world!

And yes, I'm a male! And I stand for sex only within matrimonial homes!

I hope you'll take your morals to the grave.

BiafraBushBoy:
lol
I observe just one thing!!
Does she reciprocate the attention I give to her??
If no...

Bro you're da bomb, that I think summarizes these whole textbook in a sentence

TrapHedges:
Basic stuff

Remind me tomorrow o no forget

IamKashyBaby:
Baba u can lie for africa too

She's even the reason why u travel abroad to see her

[color=#F535AA] Måmi I have never even seen an Aeroplane befóre I dunno what it looks like [/color]


[color=#F53511] *plok-plok*[/color]

pocohantas:
Her boobies...never forget this next time.

you are so correct .I like big boobs I won't lie.flat chested girls don't turn me on.I want cowbell factory.hehehe

pocohantas:
Her boobies...never forget this next time.

THIS ISN'T IMPORTANT. IF IT IS TOO BIG PROBLEM FOR MANY AND IF IT IS TOO SMALL PROBLEMS FOR SOME. SO BOOBS SPECIFICALLY SHOULD NOT BE INCLUDED AND CAN NOT BE INCLUDED.WOMAN U HEAR?

I LOOK AT LEGS AND BREASTS

cerowo:
Lols.... Did i tell u am crushing on anybdy here on NL Op?

he said it...