₦airaland Forum

ZarZar:
Lol, to me all Nigerians sound the same-they holler & yell But I'll try to pay more attention next time. Ours is very tonal as well, usually silent or low at the end of every word. Yes, it's known as a "click language" because we borrowed a lot of words from the now extinct Khoisan language(s)

sexybbstar:
Dearest pussy Hunter... More pp to your joystick this month

WORLDPEACE:
Two things I notice in your languages is how strong your "R" are (very close to how spanish people articulate theirs) and the click sound. Do all your languages have the click sound? I think if you'd met Hausas you'd see the yelling thing does not apply to them. And considering that they are the largest ethnic group they should be the "typical Nigerians." They don't travel out that much though. When they do, they mostly go to other countries.

dacovajnr:
How many you sabi

Tahrah:
Wishing Thepussyhunter Evablizin Stephdamielola Aderola15 Lalas247 Oyindidi Sekxy Lefulefu Greyboy5000 Curiositymaster Cinderella5 Msroe Makydebbie Victornezzar Redbeans Jigba Deguynxtdoor Toks2008 Sexybbstar Dacovajnr Mzlarem and to everyone else i couldn't mention a very happy new month. *kizzes*

thepussyhunter:
BREAKING NEWS:

Its your number 1 presenter and favourite kenyan THEPUSSYHUNTER here again on the first of july
(yep its a whole new month people ) to keep you updated on the juicy-est and latest happenings round nl

Moving on to the HEADLINES:




















TODAY IS THE FIRST (01) OF JULY (07) TWENTY-SEVENTEEN (2017)

today marks the begining of a whole new month (july), a whole new day, and the end of june and the week.................
We thank jehovah for giving us the opportuinity to witness the begining of the month (and by God's grace we will all get to see the end of it and also get to see a whole lot of years to come )

we in the studio here would love and want to wish some really really
amazing,
amiable,
funny,
beautiful / handsome,
jovial,
enthralling,
wonderful people here on nl a HAPPY, BLESSING FILLED, EXIHILARATING, STRESS FREE, PUSSY AND DICK FILLED :p , THRILLING and BENDICION new month

Cc:
shinarlaura (the most beautiful, kindhearted, friendly and loving cameroon in da house.......i swear this lady is extremely beautiful .....................may happiness and joy be the only things you feel this month (you could still feel Hot sha ) )

sexybbstar (the ever sexy beautiful bbstar,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,and the most determined sexiest masculist to ever grace nl ............(remain blessed and strong in ur resolve to always defend them broke guys..........i envy the lucky guy that'd own that hot ass already ) )


greyboy5000 (one handsome abnormally intelligent (yea, his intelligence is abnormal,,,,,the guy too brillant jareh ) dude that can give zarzar a run for her money.............may you find that lady that can subdue you with her eyelashes and extreme intelligence )

victornezzar (ceo of da VCIDICKNEZZARPUSSY pop corn company and the best pop cron seller around.............dude just dey catch the eye of all them nl ladies,,,,,,,,,you think say we no dey see as you dey use that ur BEARDLESS fine face take dey trap dem abi,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,a happy new month to you bro )

lefulefu (i even suppose call this my oga first.........this dude is d most jovial free minded nigga i've ever seen......even if u insult am dude go dey laff con put that annoying laughing meme of his mentor OBAMA and im WIFE.....the nl ......... Amongst dem ladies we wish a blessing and pussy filled month to you )

iweecureyou (most cut and sexy nl physcho......this guy is funny and at the same time annoyingly annoying (thats just how annoying he is ).......dude we wish you an elated new month plus new patients for you to cure......abeg try commot me from ur list of patients na ,,,abeg )

cleopatra4 (now this is one pretty lady with the most enchanting beautiful eyes ever..........tbh her eyes have completely entrapped me .......babe may you continue to grow in beauty and elegance in this new month )

jhudit (from what i know this lady is one very intelligent independent lady and am pretty sure she is beautiful too even tho i have never seen her pics......am still irked at u for not replying my earlier mention but then i wish you a happy new month....)

lionessa (happy new month to an extremely elegant, open minded and amiable lady..........hope i get to see ur priceless pics this month sha )

optional1 (she says she loves amebo but all i see from her pic and comments is a very pretty friendly, fun loving, and godly lady.....happy new month hun )

tahrah ( this evil beautiful lady that wants to blind the eyes of many with her colour ish.........happy new month to you too bae )

deguynxtdoor (handsome nigga that has got a smooth tongue which he uses to sweet talk dem ladies.........dude can keep a conversation going for like for ever.....his a nice guy though (make i add that one before i spoil your market )

and to all those who i dont really know but usually see around
talking about
aderola15
makydebbie
iamkashbaby
draei
iamsinz
itsjude
martinO
davidgrey
mzlarem
oyindid
fitnessdoctor
etc....

A happy new month to you all

its thepussyhunter and the FVCK / ZAP news crew siging out for the night

iamDaisy:
Happy new month to my sweeties davidgrey,Lalas247 and photoshoot

IamSINZ:
Happy new month Khiaa redbeans Nlproblemchild oyindidi. Wish y'all the best!

ZarZar:
LMAO. No, thanks. I have never experienced such a thing in my life, so it really left me shaken. I still don't remember the full conversation. All I remember is that I told it I was going to sleep & it said, "Are you sure you wanna go to sleep now, baby/babe?". It's like I wasn't aware of the whole thing until that point, when it "said" that. Because that's when I finally figured something was unusual...pillows don't talk!

Jacksparr0w127:
Hahahaha That's how weed works tho. It takes you to a different realm of life. A higher level tho. Where you converse with the supernatural. It's always a nice feeling that shouldn't be compared to nothing. Except maybe s3x

shinarlaura:
Happy new month to all my friends here. You guys are just so awesome;

BiafraBushBoy
Lalas247
DEGuyNxtDoor
Aderola15
thepussyhunter
Lefulefu
Jacksparr0w127
Toks2008
jakandeola
Young03
fitnessDoctor
Sexybbstar
SNOWCREAM

FelixFelicis:
Optional»Wife Material
Vickyrootex»In-law Material
Aderola»mtcheew
Makydebbi»good girl
Bumbae»your property
Kimbla»Your property

Shey make I continue?

sekxy:
victornezzar oyindidi tahra zar zar tosyne2much jakandeola aderola15 Dlordsamurai kondomatic biafrabushboy and so many others...God keep you and shower you with the good things of life

ZarZar:
Hahaha. I beg to differ. It wasn't enjoyable to me. I see it as one level just below madness How can one find enjoyment in hallucination? That's mental! But I guess to each their own, Jack

Jacksparr0w127:
Most of the greatest scientists went close to being mad to figure what sane men couldn't. Sometimes, hallucination is allowed

It's good to mess with the mind sometimes

Lalas247:
Happy new month to:
KennyID17, Mynd44
Lefulefu my nigga , sonofluci u eh
achd or na achd anyway joe happy new month ...
Martin0 the pain in my butt
Djeezy just take that , dextology my angel
Luminous wetin be skylowlow name eh insert here
Mapist
DeGuyNxtDoor gosh ur name so long .. u know how to spice it up


And the ukwu crew n Vaseline crew we on strike no vex

Now to the ladies
Shinarlaura , Cherryice , benita27 , sexybbstar , mimzy , sexyk, makydebbie, Aderola15

Tahrah is warming on me
Iamdaisy because u get yansh
Zarzar my SA warrior princess like her bluntness

Twaci ,! Refiner angels
If I forget u no vex o ...

ZarZar:
Yeah, but that was "natural" madness on their part & not something caused or induced by a stimulant. Lol, it's like you have no idea how scary & unsettling it is to go through something like that, involuntary. Perhaps it's more enjoyable to you because you know what to expect. In my case, I didn't choose to get high & I had no idea what it entailed, so it really did a number on me psychologically. I was edgy for days afterwards, listening to every little sound because I was convinced it was the beginning of madness. Enjoy. I just hope it doesn't do irreversible damage to your brain cells

Jacksparr0w127:
Hahaha How is it different from people who 'go in spirit' and speak in tongue or whatever they call it? Will you call it madness?

Zarzar, I didn't tell you I smoke weed. Did I? I guess my brain cells are safe

Jacksparr0w127:
Most of the greatest scientists went close to being mad to figure what sane men couldn't. Sometimes, hallucination is allowed

It's good to mess with the mind sometimes

Jayceon:
Isaac Newton comes to mind

ZarZar:
Lol, to me, anything out of the ordinary is insanity

I can tell you're a stoner from your words, you don't need to spell it out in ink for me to read between the lines

Jacksparr0w127:
oh! Is it then? Lol. I take it religion is a no no for you


Maybe a rehabbed stoner. Or maybe I learnt all these from my stoner friends

dacovajnr:
oya continue

ZarZar:
No, it sounded more like a 1st hand account

As I get older, I question many religious practices & beliefs, because studies show there's a connection between mental illness + religion. I guess because the beliefs are based on something that's not visibly there, which on its own is kind of crazy if you think about it logically I do believe in God though. I just wouldn't classify myself as a Jesus chic lol. Are you religious by any means?

thepussyhunter:
BREAKING NEWS:

Its your number 1 presenter and favourite kenyan THEPUSSYHUNTER here again on the first of july
(yep its a whole new month people ) to keep you updated on the juicy-est and latest happenings round nl

Moving on to the HEADLINES:




















TODAY IS THE FIRST (01) OF JULY (07) TWENTY-SEVENTEEN (2017)

today marks the begining of a whole new month (july), a whole new day, and the end of june and the week.................
We thank jehovah for giving us the opportuinity to witness the begining of the month (and by God's grace we will all get to see the end of it and also get to see a whole lot of years to come )

we in the studio here would love and want to wish some really really
amazing,
amiable,
funny,
beautiful / handsome,
jovial,
enthralling,
wonderful people here on nl a HAPPY, BLESSING FILLED, EXIHILARATING, STRESS FREE, PUSSY AND DICK FILLED :p , THRILLING and BENDICION new month

Cc:
shinarlaura (the most beautiful, kindhearted, friendly and loving cameroon in da house.......i swear this lady is extremely beautiful .....................may happiness and joy be the only things you feel this month (you could still feel Hot sha ) )

sexybbstar (the ever sexy beautiful bbstar,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,and the most determined sexiest masculist to ever grace nl ............(remain blessed and strong in ur resolve to always defend them broke guys..........i envy the lucky guy that'd own that hot ass already ) )


greyboy5000 (one handsome abnormally intelligent (yea, his intelligence is abnormal,,,,,the guy too brillant jareh ) dude that can give zarzar a run for her money.............may you find that lady that can subdue you with her eyelashes and extreme intelligence )

victornezzar (ceo of da VCIDICKNEZZARPUSSY pop corn company and the best pop cron seller around.............dude just dey catch the eye of all them nl ladies,,,,,,,,,you think say we no dey see as you dey use that ur BEARDLESS fine face take dey trap dem abi,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,a happy new month to you bro )

lefulefu (i even suppose call this my oga first.........this dude is d most jovial free minded nigga i've ever seen......even if u insult am dude go dey laff con put that annoying laughing meme of his mentor OBAMA and im WIFE.....the nl ......... Amongst dem ladies we wish a blessing and pussy filled month to you )

iweecureyou (most cut and sexy nl physcho......this guy is funny and at the same time annoyingly annoying (thats just how annoying he is ).......dude we wish you an elated new month plus new patients for you to cure......abeg try commot me from ur list of patients na ,,,abeg )

cleopatra4 (now this is one pretty lady with the most enchanting beautiful eyes ever..........tbh her eyes have completely entrapped me .......babe may you continue to grow in beauty and elegance in this new month )

jhudit (from what i know this lady is one very intelligent independent lady and am pretty sure she is beautiful too even tho i have never seen her pics......am still irked at u for not replying my earlier mention but then i wish you a happy new month....)

lionessa (happy new month to an extremely elegant, open minded and amiable lady..........hope i get to see ur priceless pics this month sha )

optional1 (she says she loves amebo but all i see from her pic and comments is a very pretty friendly, fun loving, and godly lady.....happy new month hun )

tahrah ( this evil beautiful lady that wants to blind the eyes of many with her colour ish.........happy new month to you too bae )

deguynxtdoor (handsome nigga that has got a smooth tongue which he uses to sweet talk dem ladies.........dude can keep a conversation going for like for ever.....his a nice guy though (make i add that one before i spoil your market )

and to all those who i dont really know but usually see around
talking about
aderola15
makydebbie
iamkashbaby
draei
iamsinz
itsjude
martinO
davidgrey
mzlarem
oyindid
fitnessdoctor
etc....

A happy new month to you all

its thepussyhunter and the FVCK / ZAP news crew siging out for the night

Jacksparr0w127:
TBH, I feel religion is the biggest scam ever. I was born into a religious family (Christian) and grew up as one. But as I grew older, I've seen, read and learnt a lot about religion, enough to make me understand religion is just Bullshyt. I believe there's a supreme being (God) somewhere, but I'm almost TOTALLY out of the religion thing.

Most of these religion carriers don't even understand how God works. God works with nature; the laws of nature are enough to guide any man on how to live a godly life. I mean, who doesn't know killing another human is bad? Who needs a prophet to tell them what's good from what's bad? No matter how heartless a man is, he'll always know when he does anything wrong. That's how wonderful God made man

Why do I need a prophet to help me speak to my God? Can I not speak to him myself in the comfort of my room? Why do I need to always depend on the stories told by some Israelis thousands of years ago? Do I need an imam or pastor to tell me Karma is real? No!

I believe in being good in heart and mind. That's how to live a 'holy' life. Not being in gathering of some men in the name of religion only to go back to being evil

ZarZar:
Bravo! I couldn't have said it better. My thoughts exactly, word for word. That bothers me a lot too, the fact that someone else is somehow closer to God than I am eg. pastors. Says who? Are we not all the same in his eyes? So how come there's favouritism/"chosen ones"? Sorry but that doesn't sit well with me. I refuse to follow & be told how to live by someone's whose authority could just be a figment of his imagination.

optional1:
happy July to the only thepussyhunter on nairaland the great present that put smile on the faces of those that read his comments...

May you see more pussy to hunt down this month of July..
Watermelon (boobz) fall on you..



God bless

Jacksparr0w127:
Most of these 'men of God' are just hypocrites who are only about the Benjamin #NotTryingToJudgeNobody

How's your weekend?