Lol, e pain am. I no be player like you. You'd get to 50, still day do swag, day there day reply me no go plan your life. Mumu. Na woman be first hand for your imbecility you call a life. You see am say na die you dey.

Anuofia. I've kept your screen name, come chop rice for owambe, mumu. fuck_ off. Imbecile_

DavidTheGeek:

Hahaha i love you bro! You're too stupid, and it's so cute.

I don't need to explain to you why "row" is correct in the context i used it. You won't get it, just like you've been finding it difficult to comprehend my words.

Which girl is "my girl"? The girl that took pity on you and chose you?

You no dey shame bros!

Let's hook up now.. You can share your problems with me

FreeSpirited:
Change starts from changing your moniker....I dnt think gals like to roll with an alien...You probably act wierd like an alien too.....Sharpen your social skill. Take gals less serious, talk talk talk, talk with gals...have fun while gisting with good sense of humor. It can be learnt

killed it..everything i would have said

gimakon:
Lol, e pain am. I no be player like you. You'd get to 50, still day do swag, day there day reply me no go plan your life. Mumu. Na woman be first hand for your imbecility you call a life. You see am say na die you dey.

Anuofia. I've kept your screen name, come chop rice for owambe, mumu. fuck_ off. Imbecile_

At your age you still do this name-calling thing kids do when they can't handle their mate.

I'm ashamed "for you".

Yes o, i go dey do swag at 50. You go dey village... alone... the girl go don leave you follow another man

Agbaya! Broda-Ode

alienhumam:
I spent four years in the university without a girlfriend, because am afraid to approach girls. I don't want to be rejected. people gossip about me that am gay. because am always in company of guys. even my male friends are even accusing me of been gay, which I know am not. The even joke with me with jokes like
I can't sleep in one bed with you and so on.

Now what I need is advice from Nairalanders on how I can get a girlfriend that can love me. Because very soon I will be going to national youth service. am depressed because of my situation I need help.

this topic of yours made my day.. seems we both in same shoes, but seriously, just be focus on other things first like me or else girls will try dry u..

Let's break it down. Many people will advice u how to get a gf. Non will share with u how to be a millionaire b4 30. Now that's what u shudder be concerned about. These are ordinary people. To be extra ordinary u shudnt listen to them.

Get books to improve useful. Read, read, read. U think u have graduated but trust me u only just leant abcd. U still have to learn about life.
4 get gf 4 now. Sex drains u of your life force. God is sending u a message to preserve useful for something greater.

Indirect way to beg me make I no continue.

Full of shit_, your mate day plan life,you planning how to go under skirt, the last skirt u went under, how much e pay you? Way you go advise person for survival, you wrongly advising him, both of us now, who stupid? God punish you,its obvious you day bag last for secondary school!
Op day school, way you go advise am make em hustle as em mates day advise am here, you insult your very stupid father. Anuofia Nkita nwuruanwu di Ka gi.

Still now,where your mates day talk achievement, you day brag about pussy, small boys in music industry way be your mate,no be when them make am,they start to follow woman upandan. You are useless.

If I were your parents, last last na to demand the whole money them use train you. Na fool u be true true, been following your posts,nothing good to contribute,just one fool with sweet mouth, that's what u are. Your momma carry u 9months o.. I weak for am,honestly.

DavidTheGeek:



At your age you still do this name-calling thing kids do when they can't handle their mate.

I'm ashamed "for you".

Yes o, i go dey do swag at 50. You go dey village... alone... the girl go don leave you follow another man

Agbaya! Broda-Ode

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alienhumam:
I need help am tired of been single

Try to be friendly, get them as friends, just start from there i believe it with help

alienhumam:
I spent four years in the university without a girlfriend, because am afraid to approach girls. I don't want to be rejected. people gossip about me that am gay. because am always in company of guys. even my male friends are even accusing me of been gay, which I know am not. The even joke with me with jokes like
I can't sleep in one bed with you and so on.

Now what I need is advice from Nairalanders on how I can get a girlfriend that can love me. Because very soon I will be going to national youth service. am depressed because of my situation I need help.

I know that this must have happened not because you're scared of any girl but because you're undergoing some depression which deprives you from having the courage to approach any girl. There might be something you only wanna keep to yourself because you know that if you dare go into a relationship, you might hv some questions to answer about that particular thing. I suggest you work on that thing that discourages you from approaching girls, it's only yourself that can do it... Daalu!

gimakon:
Indirect way to beg me make I no continue.

Full of shit_, your mate day plan life,you planning how to go under skirt, the last skirt u went under, how much e pay you? Way you go advise person for survival, you wrongly advising him, both of us now, who stupid? No let God punish you,its obvious you day bag last for secondary school! Still now,where your mates day talk achievement, you day brag about pussy, small boys in music industry way be your mate,no be when them make am,they start to follow woman upandan. You are useless.

If I were your parents, last last na to demand the whole money them use train you. Na fool u be true true, been following your posts,nothing good to contribute,just one fool with sweet mouth, that's what u are. Your momma carry u 9months o.. I weak for am,honestly.

Bro Matthew you won't kee me with laugh biko!

You've been following my posts? Chai i don get fan for Nairaland o

You're still doing the childish name-calling bro. Your sarcasm is also too weak. I taya for you o, are you really this boring or na konji dey worry you

You no see as you dey enjoy my jabs sota u even admit say i get "sweet mouth"

Let me state it loud and clear here before you go try pm me, i'm not gay. Please leave me alone and move forward to another guy! Since your failure to get a lady has made you gay. Congrats.

Leave my "sweet mouth" biko. I no dey do guys

My brother let these be your priorities in life and you will never regret .
1. God
2. Destiny
3. Career
4. Wife

You dont need girlfriend at all .

Lol, e pain am.

Mumu

DavidTheGeek:



Bro Matthew you won't kee me with laugh biko!

You've been following my posts? Chai i don get fan for Nairaland o

You're still doing the childish name-calling bro. Your sarcasm is also too weak. I taya for you o, are you really this boring or na konji dey worry you

You no see as you dey enjoy my jabs sota u even admit say i get "sweet mouth"

Let me state it loud and clear here before you go try pm me, i'm not gay. Please leave me alone and move forward to another guy! Since your failure to get a lady has made you gay. Congrats.

Leave my "sweet mouth" biko. I no dey do guys

alienhumam:
I spent four years in the university without a girlfriend, because am afraid to approach girls. I don't want to be rejected. people gossip about me that am gay. because am always in company of guys. even my male friends are even accusing me of been gay, which I know am not. The even joke with me with jokes like
I can't sleep in one bed with you and so on.

Now what I need is advice from Nairalanders on how I can get a girlfriend that can love me. Because very soon I will be going to national youth service. am depressed because of my situation I need help.

You should be proud of yourself. Read this article and see why you are on the right track : http://slickarticles..com

gimakon:
Lol, e pain am.

Mumu

That's all? You lose.

Wait let me help your ministry. There's a lady on this thread who wants to help you.

Sorry case.

odunjoy96:
Let's hook up now.. You can share your problems with me

Sister please hook up with my friend gimakon https://www.nairaland.com/gimakon

He has issues similar to the OP's.

His own case is even worst cuz he is shy to come out publicly to admit it and has started considering becoming a gay guy.

He won't be happy i'm doing this, so kindly over look his reaction and assist him.

alienhumam:
I spent four years in the university without a girlfriend, because am afraid to approach girls. I don't want to be rejected. people gossip about me that am gay. because am always in company of guys. even my male friends are even accusing me of been gay, which I know am not. The even joke with me with jokes like
I can't sleep in one bed with you and so on.

Now what I need is advice from Nairalanders on how I can get a girlfriend that can love me. Because very soon I will be going to national youth service. am depressed because of my situation I need help.

Bros no vex.....I want to ask.
Has money loved U?

Confession of a Vaseline crew member.

alienhumam:
I need help am tired of been single

upload ur picture with 1st comment and watch some girls pick u from here

obataokenwa:
maybe your type don't have self control. I have dated someone without sex for a year. So, face reality

Oga stop lying stupidly. I am a woman and it has been proven scientifically and otherwise that women have more self control than men. Especially here in Africa. You can just be honest,nobody go kill you.

DuruCee:
Will u shut up. Did anyone talk about sex. U r d one with a sinful mind for thinking every relationship must lead to sex. The op clearly wants companionship and there's nothing wrong with that. All this churchy ppl dey irritate me and na dem get d worst secret sins

You idiotic nicompoop! Did I quote you? Why are you taking panadol for another's headache? The person I quoted knows himself! He said he loves sex in another comment he made. So you better mind your stupid business and yes you men are the ones who always ask for sex in a relationship. It has been proven time without number and even unborn babies know this. So you better stop lying like a fool!

courage is what u need bro believe in ur self walk to that girl u loved and say ur feeling for her love is not a crime bros there is either two option from the girl for you is either yes or no follow ur heart bro summoned courage take away your fear bro and approach that girl that u loved. bro love is a good thing

24sqm:
My friend, if you know what's good for you... don't have a girlfriend.. it's a set up and you'll end up regretting it.. try and develop yourself to be a better person... girls will come begging sooner or later.

God bless the guy who wrote this, he already said it all.
Somehow, I am or rather still was like you, only in a week or two I would be 25. I'm currently serving and would be passing out in two-three months time. I've been eternally single until this year when I vowed to break the yoke and came out of my shell because when friends always talked about girls I often had nothing to say and I was afraid I was cursed or bewitched to be single. But from January till now I've been in different relationships and I've come to know what they and I thought I've been missing. Right now I'm soo single only that this time I'm happy and contented because now I have the view from both sides.
I'm not telling you to continue being "girlfriendless" o, you may be one of the few guys who have the luck of meeting their right one easily, but no one would know if you never tried. But if you feel you have a problem talking to girls, I suggest you don't force it. It always comes from the inside, give it time so you won't create a scene for yourself. Meanwhile there are many things you can do NOW that you're single.
God help us all.

alienhumam:
my guy I know that if am successful girls will come, but for now I need someone I can share my problems with and someone who will clear this believe from people that am gay. am not gay I rather die than to be a gay.

OP that's exactly what Gay peeps would say

See dis bastard that was quoting bible some hours ago. Ppl like u r d problem with Christianity. Moronic idiot

Yuji:

You idiotic nicompoop! Did I quote you? Why are you taking panadol for another's headache? The person I quoted knows himself! He said he loves sex in another comment he made. So you better mind your stupid business and yes you men are the ones who always ask for sex in a relationship. It has been proven time without number and even unborn babies know this. So you better stop lying like a fool!

alienhumam:
I spent four years in the university without a girlfriend, because am afraid to approach girls. I don't want to be rejected. people gossip about me that am gay. because am always in company of guys. even my male friends are even accusing me of been gay, which I know am not. The even joke with me with jokes like
I can't sleep in one bed with you and so on.

Now what I need is advice from Nairalanders on how I can get a girlfriend that can love me. Because very soon I will be going to national youth service. am depressed because of my situation I need help.

come let me give you my sister

DuruCee:
See dis bastard that was quoting bible some hours ago. Ppl like u r d problem with Christianity. Moronic idiot

You are the bastard! Useless piece of trash is exactly what you are. Fool of the highest order. Yes I am a Christian and I will insult and curse out the demon in you. Son of Lucifer! Thunder blast you there! By the time I am done with your useless self,you would learn to mind your idiotic business.

alienhumam:
I spent four years in the university without a girlfriend, because am afraid to approach girls. I don't want to be rejected. people gossip about me that am gay. because am always in company of guys. even my male friends are even accusing me of been gay, which I know am not. The even joke with me with jokes like
I can't sleep in one bed with you and so on.

Now what I need is advice from Nairalanders on how I can get a girlfriend that can love me. Because very soon I will be going to national youth service. am depressed because of my situation I need help.

Whose fault is it? Dude man up please

Done with who? Go and finish with ur father first. slowpoke. U r very lucky nairaland is editing my words. She goat

Yuji:

You are the bastard! Useless piece of trash is exactly what you are. Fool of the highest order. Yes I am a Christian and I will insult and curse out the demon in you. Son of Lucifer! Thunder blast you there! By the time I am done with your useless self,you would learn to mind your idiotic business.

DuruCee:
Done with who? Go and finish with ur father first. LovePeddler

Oh! You mean your whoreish mother and sisters that you commit incest with right? You better not start what you can't finish you fool. Because I would insult your entire generation and I don't mind that today is Sunday. Nobody messes with me and goes Scot free. You don jam trouble today since you refused to mind your business. All your female relatives both born and unborn are all prostitutes. Oya reply me. Product of a leaking condom.