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pocohantas:
True talk.
In all honesty, there is no difference between a guy who wants to fukc a random girl and a girl who wants to chop a random guy.

It was a game and OP played it smarter.

The only place I fault the girl was were she kept staging him, only to turn up when she heard Shoprite...hungry girl alert. She should have just said, "I can't come visit you"...that would have put an end to all this...but she didn't. She was also hoping to win the game...

They deserve each other ah beg.

Benita27:
Exactly!.

newsynews:
Wow!

I was in a bus on my way home when I spotted a really nice figure 8 lady strolling in the dark. I was close to my bus stop so I alighted quickly to meet the girl. Surprisingly, she was very polite and I enjoyed the little chat we had together. It was really dark that night, so I couldn't see her face clearly. I got her number and we fixed a date to meet by the pool side of an hotel in the neighborhood.

D-day came and I called her. Her phone was switched off. Towards 6pm, she flashed then I called her again. She apologized then asked if we could still meet that late to which I obliged. That was when she chipped in that her friend will accompany her.

What?

No shaking

I told her there was no problem about that. With the new development, I decided to tell my friend to accompany me too.

I got to the hotel with my friend and still had to wait for 45minutes before they showed up. Next was a call on my phone telling me that they are outside. On getting there, what I saw was made me weak. Her face was scary but the curves tho...

Her friend was like an old woman or a vulture. They were still doing shakara that they can't enter. Perhaps, they wanted me to beg them. I just turned and went inside. No one told them to follow me in.

To shorten that episode, I bought drinks and meat worth 3200. Immediately they finished their drinks, they got up and left. Maybe they thought we were going to tell then to follow us home.

Wow, smart!

The following Sunday, she agreed to come to my house. Sounded nice till she disappointed by ensuring her line was not reachable. She did that for 2 more Sundays then I had enough. What angered me is the fact that when it's 30minutes to the time she's suppose to come, she calls to remind me. Now when it's time, her phone becomes switched off. At first, I thought it was just coincidence till I noticed that she has been avoiding to give me her friends number cos my friend had been disturbing me for it. When asked how he would deal with the vulture, he said he would use pillow to cover her face or make her face the wall.

Well, I decided it would be best I pay her in her own coin. And all though the amount I spent was small, plus the fact that part of it went into I and my friend's belly, I still felt it would be best to teach her a nice lesson. If she's not taught a lesson, she might repeat the same trick on another humble fellow.

I called her on a weekday to tell her I was having my birthday the following day and that the celebration will be at Ikeja shoprite. I also told her I will be buying her some provisions at shoprite after the celebrations and that she should come with 2 friends of hers. I could almost feel the way she was smiling, giggling and praising me by calling me baby.. sweetheart.

D-day came and I called her that I'm already there with 2 friends of mine. She first doubted cos she couldn't hear any sound of bubbly activities. But when I handed the phone to my friend who knew about the plan, she believed thinking we were really at shoprite.

Few minutes later, she called to tell me they were at the car park in shoprite Ikeja. I told her to give me a minute that I will come meet them.

Since then, she has left my phone with over 30 missed calls.

The idea is to make her vomit the amount she thought she ate from me, no matter how little it was. She was smart at first by bringing her friend to come "chop him money". Now, that amount she chopped has been spent on transporting to shoprite with the hope of eating and going home with big yellow nylon bags. Oh, I forgot to add the embarrassment she and her friends will feel when they did not See Me.

I know some people might want to call me out saying "is it because of the small money you spent?"


Well, nothing you say will stop the joy I derived from teaching a slay queen a lesson.


See Me see missed calls.

pocohantas:
Ah beg don't push it...
Let them enjoy the moment

rosalieene:
OP you are a big fool.


because of 3,000 you just stupidly embarrassed yourself on nairaland.
you need brain resetting slap.

you want to straff because of 3,000 on top meat and drinks when you invited her over, shame on you.

newsynews:
Wow!

I was in a bus on my way home when I spotted a really nice figure 8 lady strolling in the dark. I was close to my bus stop so I alighted quickly to meet the girl. Surprisingly, she was very polite and I enjoyed the little chat we had together. It was really dark that night, so I couldn't see her face clearly. I got her number and we fixed a date to meet by the pool side of an hotel in the neighborhood.

D-day came and I called her. Her phone was switched off. Towards 6pm, she flashed then I called her again. She apologized then asked if we could still meet that late to which I obliged. That was when she chipped in that her friend will accompany her.

What?

No shaking

I told her there was no problem about that. With the new development, I decided to tell my friend to accompany me too.

I got to the hotel with my friend and still had to wait for 45minutes before they showed up. Next was a call on my phone telling me that they are outside. On getting there, what I saw was made me weak. Her face was scary but the curves tho...

Her friend was like an old woman or a vulture. They were still doing shakara that they can't enter. Perhaps, they wanted me to beg them. I just turned and went inside. No one told them to follow me in.

To shorten that episode, I bought drinks and meat worth 3200. Immediately they finished their drinks, they got up and left. Maybe they thought we were going to tell then to follow us home.

Wow, smart!

The following Sunday, she agreed to come to my house. Sounded nice till she disappointed by ensuring her line was not reachable. She did that for 2 more Sundays then I had enough. What angered me is the fact that when it's 30minutes to the time she's suppose to come, she calls to remind me. Now when it's time, her phone becomes switched off. At first, I thought it was just coincidence till I noticed that she has been avoiding to give me her friends number cos my friend had been disturbing me for it. When asked how he would deal with the vulture, he said he would use pillow to cover her face or make her face the wall.

Well, I decided it would be best I pay her in her own coin. And all though the amount I spent was small, plus the fact that part of it went into I and my friend's belly, I still felt it would be best to teach her a nice lesson. If she's not taught a lesson, she might repeat the same trick on another humble fellow.

I called her on a weekday to tell her I was having my birthday the following day and that the celebration will be at Ikeja shoprite. I also told her I will be buying her some provisions at shoprite after the celebrations and that she should come with 2 friends of hers. I could almost feel the way she was smiling, giggling and praising me by calling me baby.. sweetheart.

D-day came and I called her that I'm already there with 2 friends of mine. She first doubted cos she couldn't hear any sound of bubbly activities. But when I handed the phone to my friend who knew about the plan, she believed thinking we were really at shoprite.

Few minutes later, she called to tell me they were at the car park in shoprite Ikeja. I told her to give me a minute that I will come meet them.

Since then, she has left my phone with over 30 missed calls.

The idea is to make her vomit the amount she thought she ate from me, no matter how little it was. She was smart at first by bringing her friend to come "chop him money". Now, that amount she chopped has been spent on transporting to shoprite with the hope of eating and going home with big yellow nylon bags. Oh, I forgot to add the embarrassment she and her friends will feel when they did not See Me.

I know some people might want to call me out saying "is it because of the small money you spent?"


Well, nothing you say will stop the joy I derived from teaching a slay queen a lesson.


See Me see missed calls.

Proudlyngwa:
What's wrong with looking for sex

Caringguy:
[b]Baba my girl nor be gold digger, [/b]e get waiting i see in her wey make me approach her in the first place.

If i tell you say ah nor dey spend dime for her again, you nor go believe

Psalmwhyte:
Plz OP how old are u??
Xiriously i suggest dat an age restriction be put in place 2 bar pple like d OP 4rm posting rubbish on nairaland....#Gosh!!!
#Mr.seun & lalasticlala take note

Psalmwhyte:
Plz OP how old are u??
Xiriously i suggest dat an age restriction be put in place 2 bar pple like d OP 4rm posting rubbish on nairaland....#Gosh!!!
#Mr.seun & lalasticlala take note

Benita27:
I don't have the time to exchange words with fools on this forum. So girls are prostitutes?, was your mum one before she met your dad?. Learn how to filter the "Rights" from "Wrongs" and don't just quote me 'cause you had to.

They just met, he fixed a date. Who was meant to pay for the date if not who fixed it?. She even told him on phone she was coming with a friend...why didn't he decline if he wasn't trying to impress?. But after the date he felt he has spent too much that she needed to compensate him with her pussy, for how much please?. N1600 from which she spent N800 and the next thing were calls for her to visit his house. Is that how cheap your sisters sell their vaginas?. Anyway, the girl was foolish and the guy isn't better.

Why do you girls always play the family card or broke rhetoric.
Someone is asking you a question, you're bringing his Mother and Sisters into the discussion.
This is a norm amongst many of you.

Or the next phrase, "Broke ass nigga" any guy that doesn't follow your ideologies is immediately tagged a broke guy, very funny.
A man is only rich or mature, when he behaves like a fool to you ladies

Every man is broke to you Girls, unless we do your bidding, so on this note, I fully accept to be the "Chief Broke ass nigga on Nairaland"

Now see your mentality, so anybody that fixes a date, must pay fully for it, I wonder where you Nigerian girls get all this ideas from
I wonder the constitution, it was written.
You girls only learn Fashion nd some other crazy things from your foreign counterparts, you girls don't also learn their attitudes and behaviors.

Benita27:
You must be classless to even attempt fùcking a girl you'd turn off your room light just to satisfy your urge.

VanBommel:
why you wicked bruh

Maxi112:
And you had to create thread for this?


oya, clap for yourself!

donproject:
What has that got to do with what the guy did? That is the best thing he could do...
Ladies are very funny. Because you are a lady and I'm a man, it has become my birthright to spend for you. Your papa dey gimme salary?

Mcowubaba:
Why do you girls always play the family card or broke rhetoric.
Someone is asking you a question, you're bringing his Mother and Sisters into the discussion.
This is a norm amongst many of you.

Or the next phrase, "Broke ass nigga" any guy that doesn't follow your ideologies is immediately tagged a broke guy, very funny.
A man is only rich or mature, when he behaves like a fool to you ladies

Every man is broke to you Girls, unless we do your bidding, so on this note, I fully accept to be the "Chief Broke ass nigga on Nairaland"

Now see your mentality, so anybody that fixes a date, must pay fully for it, I wonder where you Nigerian girls get all this ideas from
I wonder the constitution, it was written.
You girls only learn Fashion nd some other crazy things from your foreign counterparts, you girls don't also learn their attitudes and behaviors.

MissRaine69:
There has to be some sort of age and IQ limit on this site.

Kowalskiq:
Madame I have no chill or time for Lunatics like your DNA.
I can see you're unemployed and frustrated, looking for who to bather words with Online.
Never mention me on Nairaland again, continue ranting with your fellow Menopausal women, nd leave me out of it.
Old layer
Expecting another Reply from me, it's like expecting your virginity to return back

You can keep trolling yourself, omo ale Jati

Penisman:
Then what brings about the call for age limit on Nairaland?

pocohantas:
True talk.
In all honesty, there is no difference between a guy who wants to fukc a random girl and a girl who wants to chop a random guy.

It was a game and OP played it smarter.

The only place I fault the girl was where she kept staging him, only to turn up when she heard Shoprite...hungry girl alert. She should have just said, "I can't come visit you"...that would have put an end to all this...but she didn't. She was also hoping to win the game...

They deserve each other ah beg.

MissRaine69:
I do 50-50 I don't sit there with my arms folded when Its time to pay unless he is specifically treating me or I am treating him. And no you don't have to spend on me I can spend on myself.

ShyCypher:
When u don finish, return to stroking your cock without lube. These beetches are hungry & broke and you clearly cant feed them. Fu¢kboy.

ShyCypher:
Shut up madam. Just shurrup.

You have NEVER spent a dime on a man b4. Lets hear word biko...

misspineapple:
Shez dumb actually

czarina:
Pathetic

Benita27:
You must be classless to even attempt fùcking a girl you'd turn off your room light just to satisfy your urge.

MissRaine69:
There has to be some sort of age and IQ limit on this site.