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Re: How To Drive An Unwanted Guest From Your House (pls Help) by Nobody: 9:53am On Aug 05, 2017
Eyah pele shebi it's your mum he helped, he should kukuma move into her own house instead of making you pay back the Favour lol.
Oh a more serious note, you should ask him how's long he intends to stay and then tell him that one of your friends is moving in with you ti share rent costs.
Re: How To Drive An Unwanted Guest From Your House (pls Help) by ikp120(m): 9:53am On Aug 05, 2017
Divay22:
Must you really bring this up undecided undecided undecided
Must you really quote me? undecided undecided
Re: How To Drive An Unwanted Guest From Your House (pls Help) by Nobody: 9:56am On Aug 05, 2017
Benita27:
I don't know how someone's presence makes you sick if the person isn't a jerk, you didn't say he's. Be accommodating and try your best to understand his plight. Don't give someone an inhuman treatment 'cause of their predicament, you don't know what tomorrow holds. Those attitude of yours were uncalled for. Don't spoil the good you started, little things matter in life.

If you must know his plans about moving out, simple ask him what his next moves are, and I'm sure you'll get answers.
i asked him and he said last monday and he didnt leave, benita some people are ungrateful, he has been here for too long, i have tried, if the table was turned am sure he will have driven me out, he is 41, as am talking to you he is frying eggs in the kitchen
Re: How To Drive An Unwanted Guest From Your House (pls Help) by Nobody: 9:58am On Aug 05, 2017
Fabulocity:
Eyah pele shebi it's your mum he helped, he should kukuma move into her own house instead of making you pay back the Favour lol.
Oh a more serious note, you should ask him how's long he intends to stay and then tell him that one of your friends is moving in with you ti share rent costs.
this one is just a useless person, he doesnt have a job 41years, he tells me stories about job that i know he doesnt have, i have overheard him begging girls for money on phone, he is a leech, i really want to insult him, just controlling myself, at 41 no wife or kids is that one a human being
Re: How To Drive An Unwanted Guest From Your House (pls Help) by Nobody: 10:00am On Aug 05, 2017
Solvik:
Tell him you're travelling for an official assignment and you would not want him to stay alone so he won't get bored or invite your girlfriend to stay for some days, she will help you do a nice job.
currently single but he is a shameless person unless you insult him to his face he woulnt notice


He snores

Drolls

And makes noise while eating, 41 years no wife or kids, he is just annoying me
Re: How To Drive An Unwanted Guest From Your House (pls Help) by Divay22(f): 10:01am On Aug 05, 2017
ikp120:
Must you really quote me? undecided undecided
Yes i had to..why can't we just forget it never happened and give him the advice he needs sad sad
You don't have to quote me again please let it slide.
Good morning.
Re: How To Drive An Unwanted Guest From Your House (pls Help) by Nobody: 10:01am On Aug 05, 2017
MissRaine69:
Be an adult. Some people can do passive aggressive very well and I take it your uncle is one of them. So you will have to do the same. Abandon all these attempts , sit then down and tell them you are working out all your monthly expenses divide that amount in half and tell them what their monthly contributions will be. Be calm and don't shout even give him your bank account details explaining since he has chosen to stay with you rent will be due in advance. When it comes to food ask for his contribution if there is none, eat out.
he doesnt have a job, does nothing but eat and make stupid calls
Re: How To Drive An Unwanted Guest From Your House (pls Help) by Nobody: 10:02am On Aug 05, 2017
JasonScolari:
i have locked him out on purpose for an hour forming sleep

i have walked into the parlour collected the remote and changed the channel

i have cooked a small meal

i have refused to on the gen when he is watching an important program and nepa takes the light










ItsJude,Wicked you are. grin
wetin man go do, he makes noise while eating like a fool, the guy just dey vex me
Re: How To Drive An Unwanted Guest From Your House (pls Help) by Nobody: 10:05am On Aug 05, 2017
gede7744:
rent him a room and pay for one year after that he is on his own

by the way make sure the place is far to your house
i should go and pay rent for a 41 year old man, abeg his mother get children, he has brothers, he shld go and milk them
Re: How To Drive An Unwanted Guest From Your House (pls Help) by MissRaine69(f):
itsJude:
he doesnt have a job, does nothing but eat and make stupid calls
You said you wanted help. There is an idea.
That's irrespective of his work status
Re: How To Drive An Unwanted Guest From Your House (pls Help) by ProudtobeaMUMUM(m): 10:12am On Aug 05, 2017
Divay22:
Yes i had to..why can't we just forget it never happened and give him the advice he needs sad sad
You don't have to quote me again please let it slide.
Good morning.
Enemy of state venting their frustrations on patriots
Re: How To Drive An Unwanted Guest From Your House (pls Help) by Martin0(m): 10:22am On Aug 05, 2017
Benita27:
I don't know how someone's presence makes you sick if the person isn't a jerk, you didn't say he's. Be accommodating and try your best to understand his plight. Don't give someone an inhuman treatment 'cause of their predicament, you don't know what tomorrow holds. Those attitude of yours were uncalled for. Don't spoil the good you started, little things matter in life.

If you must know his plans about moving out, simply ask him what his next moves are, and I'm sure you'll get answers.
Aaaa our girlfriend u are welcome ooo,lefulefu let welcome benita ooo,she's Emmhmm Emhmmgrin
Re: How To Drive An Unwanted Guest From Your House (pls Help) by ProudtobeaMUMUM(m): 10:24am On Aug 05, 2017
Martin0:
Aaaa our girlfriend u are welcome ooo,lefulefu let welcome benita ooo,she's Emmhmm Emhmmgrin
Come you no get work ni, if I log in, I must see your comment
Re: How To Drive An Unwanted Guest From Your House (pls Help) by Martin0(m): 10:27am On Aug 05, 2017
ProudtobeaMUMUM:
Come you no get work ni, if I log in, I must see your comment
Ahahahaha that the privilege self-employment givesgringringrin
Re: How To Drive An Unwanted Guest From Your House (pls Help) by Nobody: 10:30am On Aug 05, 2017
itsJude:
i asked him and he said last monday and he didnt leave, benita some people are ungrateful, he has been here for too long, i have tried, if the table was turned am sure he will have driven me out, he is 41, as am talking to you he is frying eggs in the kitchen
I think I've said what I wanted to. Just bear with him a little instead of turning the good you started to evil.
Martin0:
Aaaa our girlfriend u are welcome ooo,lefulefu let welcome benita ooo,she's Emmhmm Emhmmgrin
Good morning. grin
Re: How To Drive An Unwanted Guest From Your House (pls Help) by Martin0(m): 10:32am On Aug 05, 2017
Benita27:
I think I've said what I wanted to. Just bear with him a little instead of turning the good you started to evil. Good morning. grin
good morning how far na,?
Re: How To Drive An Unwanted Guest From Your House (pls Help) by Nobody: 10:34am On Aug 05, 2017
Martin0:
good morning how far na,?
I'm doing Perfectly well.
Re: How To Drive An Unwanted Guest From Your House (pls Help) by ProudtobeaMUMUM(m): 10:35am On Aug 05, 2017
Martin0:
Ahahahaha that the privilege self-employment givesgringringrin
I laugh, even if you are self employed, you won't be going like this
Re: How To Drive An Unwanted Guest From Your House (pls Help) by Nobody: 10:35am On Aug 05, 2017
You are not a nice person at all, this is your uncle and you have so much anger bottled up. Do you think he is happy being with you? Life happens, just pray you don't fall. If it were a girl you won't mind, no one knows tomorrow, what goes around comes around.
If you can't accommodate him anymore, let him know and stop being wicked, it's uncalled for.
Re: How To Drive An Unwanted Guest From Your House (pls Help) by Nobody: 10:37am On Aug 05, 2017
BiafraBushBoy:
Tell him that you wana organize a gay party...

Since you are already gay, I am pretty sure he is gonna scamper for safety!
Dont be surprise the uncle might be a gay
Re: How To Drive An Unwanted Guest From Your House (pls Help) by SINZ: 10:38am On Aug 05, 2017
*With a teary eye, tell him your rent has expired.


*Tell him to assist you with some cash to offset the rent. (He doesn't have money, so he will make up an excuse, that's the aim)

*After about two days, tell him you will be traveling somewhere far, like Abj, so you can evade your landlord pending when you will secretly return and move your belongings. (common sense will tell him to delete too cos he will be the one to answer the query if your landlord comes and doesn't find you.)

*Give him two dates; The date when you will be traveling and a later date when your landlord will storm his house. Tell him your landlord will be coming with the police on that day. (He will delete a few days to your travel date)


C'est fini.
Re: How To Drive An Unwanted Guest From Your House (pls Help) by Martin0(m): 10:38am On Aug 05, 2017
ProudtobeaMUMUM:
I laugh, even if you are self employed, you won't be going like this
Hahahahahahgrin aaaaa na wa ooogringrin Seems u know me too well..? gringringringringrin Aaaaa man go just con dey jealousy like woman ooo chimo Mmadu ka-nayagrin
Re: How To Drive An Unwanted Guest From Your House (pls Help) by Martin0(m): 10:40am On Aug 05, 2017
Benita27:
I'm doing Perfectly well.
na so I gbadu u,gringringrin enjoy ur stay grin;d
Re: How To Drive An Unwanted Guest From Your House (pls Help) by Amarabae(f):
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Re: How To Drive An Unwanted Guest From Your House (pls Help) by BiafraBushBoy(m): 11:21am On Aug 05, 2017
profitablebet:
Dont be surprise the uncle might be a gay
Oh no!!!! cheesy

That's not gonna be a good sight!
Re: How To Drive An Unwanted Guest From Your House (pls Help) by Kobicove(m): 11:33am On Aug 05, 2017
Tell him pointblank to leave undecided
Re: How To Drive An Unwanted Guest From Your House (pls Help) by Solvik(f): 12:05pm On Aug 05, 2017
itsJude:
currently single but he is a shameless person unless you insult him to his face he woulnt notice


He snores

Drolls

And makes noise while eating, 41 years no wife or kids, he is just annoying me
Change your keys and don't go home for days.
Re: How To Drive An Unwanted Guest From Your House (pls Help) by Kirgyakos(m): 12:16pm On Aug 05, 2017
MissRaine69:
Be an adult. Some people can do passive aggressive very well and I take it your uncle is one of them. So you will have to do the same. Abandon all these attempts , sit then down and tell them you are working out all your monthly expenses divide that amount in half and tell them what their monthly contributions will be. Be calm and don't shout even give him your bank account details explaining since he has chosen to stay with you rent will be due in advance. When it comes to food ask for his contribution if there is none, eat out.
bro u r very mature
Re: How To Drive An Unwanted Guest From Your House (pls Help) by suremanpatriot: 2:31pm On Aug 05, 2017
Give the fellow t-fare to go that you are about to marry,that your new wife is coming grin
Re: How To Drive An Unwanted Guest From Your House (pls Help) by gede7744(f): 6:50am On Aug 06, 2017
itsJude:
i should go and pay rent for a 41 year old man, abeg his mother get children, he has brothers, he shld go and milk them
then stop complaining


l can get a room for a 100yrs old relative if only l can get my peace and privacy back but the way am seeing you, all you want is unnecessary argument and not a way out
Re: How To Drive An Unwanted Guest From Your House (pls Help) by Nobody: 6:54am On Aug 06, 2017
Very Easy task

Just hire me for one week and i will do the job.



PS: My charges are close to Neymar's Signing fee
Re: How To Drive An Unwanted Guest From Your House (pls Help) by Nedfed(m): 7:09am On Aug 06, 2017
I need not to read your story, but to chase unwanted friend/family/babe away from your house, use dis method and thank me later.
Find an empty bottle, design a logo of danger and attached it to the bottle. Put salt inside the bottle to make it look like a chemical and place it beside his/her food.
My brother he/she will left/run without picking is belongings. grin

Nedfed

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