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Benita27:

Waz wit d sexy face? .
R u having constipation?

Prettythicksmi:
Chaiiii hahahahahahahaha good for you op.Why would a guy in his right senses tie wrapper and feel comfortable walking with it upandan? That shittt is so gay mehnnn. Can't even imagine my boo in a wrapper, i will burn that stupid wrapper that day.I hate wrapper myself, don't even have one.

Ah ah
aunty why are u lying

HARDDON:
Waz wit d sexy face? .
R u having constipation?

Hmm, what is it?. I obviously won't be making that face if I was having constipation.

stormborn28:
truth is I have seen men tire wrapper outside their room or house

Definitely not to a gathering. too much exaggeration killed the fun.

op your story is dangerously funny...

Benita27:
Dry!.

seriously you should really cheer up and have fun with life no matter what it throws at us sometimes, we only live once. Your comment was like the only odd comment outta a thread everyone finds hilarious.

Have a nice day

desquad:
seriously you should really cheer up and have fun with life no matter what it throws at us sometimes, we only live once. Your comment was like the only odd comment outta a thread everyone finds hilarious.

Have a nice day

You don't expect what makes everyone laugh to make me laugh. I don't conform!. I think GOT would be a stress reliever if I wanted one.

Cheers!.

Benita27:
You don't expect what makes everyone laugh to make me laugh. I don't conform!. I think GOT would be a stress reliever if I wanted one.

Cheers!.

ahh, then you must really be a boring fellow with little sense of humor, that's by the way. Please what's "GOT"?

Lmao

desquad:
ahh, then you must really be a boring fellow with little sense of humor, that's by the way. Please what's "GOT"?

I pay attention to detail. From the write-up his choosing to tie wrapper to walk pass a host of guest at a child dedication was a turn off. BTW, I wasn't the only one who felt he was lying.

GOT, Game Of Thrones. It's a movie.

lol... this op is so funny

this is damn hilarious

desquad:
Damn benita27 lost all humors in her life to countless heartbreaks

Damn hilarious story

I tell. I wonder what it's like to be in relationship with such rigid babe.

lmao, verrrrry funny

Lol this is so funny

Gourdoinc:
If you have it big down there, and by big we not just talking about the bishop alone, but the bag that accompanies the bishop, you will admit that wearing trousers for too long is a chore. I switched to boxers (hadn't known of big boxers then so was always the tiny ones) but even at that I always have "situations" where my mum or family member out of embarrassment will tell me, "Nna ya office is open". the thing will always find reasons to sneak it's head out to receive fresh air. suddenly on one faithful day, I decided to tie a wrapper my mum gave me and I realised that heaven could be on earth here.

the wrapper allowed cross ventilation and ease if I went I wanted to polish the bishop in secret with good viscosity Vaseline. I was so happy that I made this discovery, anyway this began my obsession with tying wrappers all the time. my family members were always angry at this new development. how could a young man like me suddenly be acting like an old man. I refused to heed to these advise and as usual shrugged off statements of "one day I will regret it".

anyway I was thinking that one day will come later later in future, never did I know it would happen days afterwards, our tenant downstairs had a naming ceremony and the entire compound was filled to the brim with people. I was upstairs observing the events when I noticed my mum called me to rush downstairs so I collect something from her at the gate, I tried to change into a trouser but the devil encouraged me to go that way, by the way Na my papa house. thus I rushed down. I was racing at full speed towards the gate when suddenly the metal used to anchor one of the canopies, grabbed my wrapper and ripped it off. since it happened at full throttle, it removed everything and left me standing naked in a child dedication ceremony. I didn't know whether to continue running out into the street so I could find a pit and jump inside or whether I should enhance their viewing experience by trying to get my wrapper.

I was still thinking of what to do, when I felt a blackness. I fainted out of shame. I refused to come out for days and till today, years after. my family still reminds me of how I dishonored the family name.

anyway I have learnt to bear the heat in a tight boxers or trousers. God punish wrappers

Boys don't wear wrapper @ home.

Lol, you just spicy the naming ceremony by entertaining the guest as a male striper

chai! op you are really funny, I can't help it but laugh

hahahahaha ROTF.

Benita27:
Dry!.

Really? I dont think so. You really need help

desquad:
Damn benita27 lost all humors in her life to countless heartbreaks

Damn hilarious story

Anybody that didnt find this story funny has a very big problem and needs Serious help.

DTalented:
Really? I dont think so.
You really need help

You're the one who has a problem. We don't have to laugh over the same thing. Now, excuse me!.

I don't find this funny at all.....

Prettythicksmi:
Chaiiii hahahahahahahaha good for you op.Why would a guy in his right senses tie wrapper and feel comfortable walking with it upandan? That shittt is so gay mehnnn. Can't even imagine my boo in a wrapper, i will burn that stupid wrapper that day.I hate wrapper myself, don't even have one.

For wrapper is an invitation to old age and every thing senility

when ur village people are doing night vigil against you

Lol... Blecool cum and see sumtin o...

Gourdoinc:
If you have it big down there, and by big we not just talking about the bishop alone, but the bag that accompanies the bishop, you will admit that wearing trousers for too long is a chore. I switched to boxers (hadn't known of big boxers then so was always the tiny ones) but even at that I always have "situations" where my mum or family member out of embarrassment will tell me, "Nna ya office is open". the thing will always find reasons to sneak it's head out to receive fresh air. suddenly on one faithful day, I decided to tie a wrapper my mum gave me and I realised that heaven could be on earth here.

the wrapper allowed cross ventilation and ease if I went I wanted to polish the bishop in secret with good viscosity Vaseline. I was so happy that I made this discovery, anyway this began my obsession with tying wrappers all the time. my family members were always angry at this new development. how could a young man like me suddenly be acting like an old man. I refused to heed to these advise and as usual shrugged off statements of "one day I will regret it".

anyway I was thinking that one day will come later later in future, never did I know it would happen days afterwards, our tenant downstairs had a naming ceremony and the entire compound was filled to the brim with people. I was upstairs observing the events when I noticed my mum called me to rush downstairs so I collect something from her at the gate, I tried to change into a trouser but the devil encouraged me to go that way, by the way Na my papa house. thus I rushed down. I was racing at full speed towards the gate when suddenly the metal used to anchor one of the canopies, grabbed my wrapper and ripped it off. since it happened at full throttle, it removed everything and left me standing naked in a child dedication ceremony. I didn't know whether to continue running out into the street so I could find a pit and jump inside or whether I should enhance their viewing experience by trying to get my wrapper.

I was still thinking of what to do, when I felt a blackness. I fainted out of shame. I refused to come out for days and till today, years after. my family still reminds me of how I dishonored the family name.

anyway I have learnt to bear the heat in a tight boxers or trousers. God punish wrappers

I died at the bolded. This is the funniest shii I've ever read in a long while.

Benita27:
I kind of have this feeling that the op is lying. No guy will walk through a crowd with wrapper.

no guy? Please just stfu

Gourdoinc:
If you have it big down there, and by big we not just talking about the bishop alone, but the bag that accompanies the bishop, you will admit that wearing trousers for too long is a chore. I switched to boxers (hadn't known of big boxers then so was always the tiny ones) but even at that I always have "situations" where my mum or family member out of embarrassment will tell me, "Nna ya office is open". the thing will always find reasons to sneak it's head out to receive fresh air. suddenly on one faithful day, I decided to tie a wrapper my mum gave me and I realised that heaven could be on earth here.

the wrapper allowed cross ventilation and ease if I went I wanted to polish the bishop in secret with good viscosity Vaseline. I was so happy that I made this discovery, anyway this began my obsession with tying wrappers all the time. my family members were always angry at this new development. how could a young man like me suddenly be acting like an old man. I refused to heed to these advise and as usual shrugged off statements of "one day I will regret it".

anyway I was thinking that one day will come later later in future, never did I know it would happen days afterwards, our tenant downstairs had a naming ceremony and the entire compound was filled to the brim with people. I was upstairs observing the events when I noticed my mum called me to rush downstairs so I collect something from her at the gate, I tried to change into a trouser but the devil encouraged me to go that way, by the way Na my papa house. thus I rushed down. I was racing at full speed towards the gate when suddenly the metal used to anchor one of the canopies, grabbed my wrapper and ripped it off. since it happened at full throttle, it removed everything and left me standing naked in a child dedication ceremony. I didn't know whether to continue running out into the street so I could find a pit and jump inside or whether I should enhance their viewing experience by trying to get my wrapper.

I was still thinking of what to do, when I felt a blackness. I fainted out of shame. I refused to come out for days and till today, years after. my family still reminds me of how I dishonored the family name.

anyway I have learnt to bear the heat in a tight boxers or trousers. God punish wrappers

best story ever. was laughing real hard

Benita27:
I kind of have this feeling that the op is lying. No guy will walk through a crowd with wrapper.

tryme

Clap for yourself sir..

Haha.....I dey for ground dey laugh Ooo����