Re: How I Stopped Tying Wrappers Around The House... Very Humiliating Experience by thickminaj(f): 1:23pm On Aug 06, 2017 |
haha.. This cracked me up 1 Like |
Re: How I Stopped Tying Wrappers Around The House... Very Humiliating Experience by shinarlaura(f): 1:30pm On Aug 06, 2017 |
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Re: How I Stopped Tying Wrappers Around The House... Very Humiliating Experience by Martin0(m): 1:49pm On Aug 06, 2017 |
Benita27: Let me get to work. Have a nice day. Eh work on sunday abi na house work u mean.. Ok na later things |
Re: How I Stopped Tying Wrappers Around The House... Very Humiliating Experience by Archangel15: 1:53pm On Aug 06, 2017 |
Cladez: Omg you need to see me laughing so hard to the extent of waking my bro from sleep. Mynd44 fp this is so hilarious. Op Is a very good comedian I swear. 1 Like |
Re: How I Stopped Tying Wrappers Around The House... Very Humiliating Experience by Nobody: 2:02pm On Aug 06, 2017 |
Martin0:
Eh work on sunday abi na house work u mean..
Ok na later things
you talk too much
haba!!! don't u get tired. 4 Likes 1 Share |
Re: How I Stopped Tying Wrappers Around The House... Very Humiliating Experience by Nobody: 2:02pm On Aug 06, 2017 |
Martin0:
Eh work on sunday abi na house work u mean..
Ok na later things
you talk too much
haba!!! don't u get tired. 1 Like |
Re: How I Stopped Tying Wrappers Around The House... Very Humiliating Experience by Amarabae(f): 2:06pm On Aug 06, 2017 |
Lwkmd. Lolz. My belle want to burst with laff. 1 Like |
Re: How I Stopped Tying Wrappers Around The House... Very Humiliating Experience by elantraceey(f): 2:09pm On Aug 06, 2017 |
Lwkm
This should be on fp... comic relief 1 Like |
Re: How I Stopped Tying Wrappers Around The House... Very Humiliating Experience by Hormoniyi25(m): 2:20pm On Aug 06, 2017 |
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Re: How I Stopped Tying Wrappers Around The House... Very Humiliating Experience by kessdivine4all: 2:58pm On Aug 06, 2017 |
Gourdoinc: If you have it big down there, and by big we not just talking about the bishop alone, but the bag that accompanies the bishop, you will admit that wearing trousers for too long is a chore. I switched to boxers (hadn't known of big boxers then so was always the tiny ones) but even at that I always have "situations" where my mum or family member out of embarrassment will tell me, "Nna ya office is open". the thing will always find reasons to sneak it's head out to receive fresh air. suddenly on one faithful day, I decided to tie a wrapper my mum gave me and I realised that heaven could be on earth here.
the wrapper allowed cross ventilation and ease if I went I wanted to polish the bishop in secret with good viscosity Vaseline. I was so happy that I made this discovery, anyway this began my obsession with tying wrappers all the time. my family members were always angry at this new development. how could a young man like me suddenly be acting like an old man. I refused to heed to these advise and as usual shrugged off statements of "one day I will regret it".
anyway I was thinking that one day will come later later in future, never did I know it would happen days afterwards, our tenant downstairs had a naming ceremony and the entire compound was filled to the brim with people. I was upstairs observing the events when I noticed my mum called me to rush downstairs so I collect something from her at the gate, I tried to change into a trouser but the devil encouraged me to go that way, by the way Na my papa house. thus I rushed down. I was racing at full speed towards the gate when suddenly the metal used to anchor one of the canopies, grabbed my wrapper and ripped it off. since it happened at full throttle, it removed everything and left me standing naked in a child dedication ceremony. I didn't know whether to continue running out into the street so I could find a pit and jump inside or whether I should enhance their viewing experience by trying to get my wrapper.
I was still thinking of what to do, when I felt a blackness. I fainted out of shame. I refused to come out for days and till today, years after. my family still reminds me of how I dishonored the family name.
anyway I have learnt to bear the heat in a tight boxers or trousers. God punish wrappers Do you know you can avoid cardiovascular related death? https://www.facebook.com/428233204219910/photos/a.428244377552126.1073741828.428233204219910/443604652682765/?type=3 |
Re: How I Stopped Tying Wrappers Around The House... Very Humiliating Experience by Nobody: 2:58pm On Aug 06, 2017 |
Gourdoinc: If you have it big down there, and by big we not just talking about the bishop alone, but the bag that accompanies the bishop, you will admit that wearing trousers for too long is a chore. I switched to boxers (hadn't known of big boxers then so was always the tiny ones) but even at that I always have "situations" where my mum or family member out of embarrassment will tell me, "Nna ya office is open". the thing will always find reasons to sneak it's head out to receive fresh air. suddenly on one faithful day, I decided to tie a wrapper my mum gave me and I realised that heaven could be on earth here.
the wrapper allowed cross ventilation and ease if I went I wanted to polish the bishop in secret with good viscosity Vaseline. I was so happy that I made this discovery, anyway this began my obsession with tying wrappers all the time. my family members were always angry at this new development. how could a young man like me suddenly be acting like an old man. I refused to heed to these advise and as usual shrugged off statements of "one day I will regret it".
anyway I was thinking that one day will come later later in future, never did I know it would happen days afterwards, our tenant downstairs had a naming ceremony and the entire compound was filled to the brim with people. I was upstairs observing the events when I noticed my mum called me to rush downstairs so I collect something from her at the gate, I tried to change into a trouser but the devil encouraged me to go that way, by the way Na my papa house. thus I rushed down. I was racing at full speed towards the gate when suddenly the metal used to anchor one of the canopies, grabbed my wrapper and ripped it off. since it happened at full throttle, it removed everything and left me standing naked in a child dedication ceremony. I didn't know whether to continue running out into the street so I could find a pit and jump inside or whether I should enhance their viewing experience by trying to get my wrapper.
I was still thinking of what to do, when I felt a blackness. I fainted out of shame. I refused to come out for days and till today, years after. my family still reminds me of how I dishonored the family name.
anyway I have learnt to bear the heat in a tight boxers or trousers. God punish wrappers picture or it never happened. 1 Like |
Re: How I Stopped Tying Wrappers Around The House... Very Humiliating Experience by Haurigae22(m): 2:59pm On Aug 06, 2017 |
still laughing |
Re: How I Stopped Tying Wrappers Around The House... Very Humiliating Experience by IAmSkinny: 3:00pm On Aug 06, 2017 |
Gourdoinc: If you have it big down there, and by big we not just talking about the bishop alone, but the bag that accompanies the bishop, you will admit that wearing trousers for too long is a chore. I switched to boxers (hadn't known of big boxers then so was always the tiny ones) but even at that I always have "situations" where my mum or family member out of embarrassment will tell me, "Nna ya office is open". the thing will always find reasons to sneak it's head out to receive fresh air. suddenly on one faithful day, I decided to tie a wrapper my mum gave me and I realised that heaven could be on earth here.
the wrapper allowed cross ventilation and ease if I went I wanted to polish the bishop in secret with good viscosity Vaseline. I was so happy that I made this discovery, anyway this began my obsession with tying wrappers all the time. my family members were always angry at this new development. how could a young man like me suddenly be acting like an old man. I refused to heed to these advise and as usual shrugged off statements of "one day I will regret it".
anyway I was thinking that one day will come later later in future, never did I know it would happen days afterwards, our tenant downstairs had a naming ceremony and the entire compound was filled to the brim with people. I was upstairs observing the events when I noticed my mum called me to rush downstairs so I collect something from her at the gate, I tried to change into a trouser but the devil encouraged me to go that way, by the way Na my papa house. thus I rushed down. I was racing at full speed towards the gate when suddenly the metal used to anchor one of the canopies, grabbed my wrapper and ripped it off. since it happened at full throttle, it removed everything and left me standing naked in a child dedication ceremony. I didn't know whether to continue running out into the street so I could find a pit and jump inside or whether I should enhance their viewing experience by trying to get my wrapper.
I was still thinking of what to do, when I felt a blackness. I fainted out of shame. I refused to come out for days and till today, years after. my family still reminds me of how I dishonored the family name.
anyway I have learnt to bear the heat in a tight boxers or trousers. God punish wrappers So you the masturbate. Your pastor must hear this |
Re: How I Stopped Tying Wrappers Around The House... Very Humiliating Experience by deavicky(m): 3:01pm On Aug 06, 2017 |
Picture or I don't beleaf |
Re: How I Stopped Tying Wrappers Around The House... Very Humiliating Experience by santicruz: 3:02pm On Aug 06, 2017 |
LMAO |
Re: How I Stopped Tying Wrappers Around The House... Very Humiliating Experience by Nobody: 3:03pm On Aug 06, 2017 |
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Re: How I Stopped Tying Wrappers Around The House... Very Humiliating Experience by Nobody: 3:05pm On Aug 06, 2017 |
ewoooo Nna ndo o. í ½í¸í ½í¸í ½í¸í ½í¸í ½í¸í ½í¸í ½í¸ 1 Like |
Re: How I Stopped Tying Wrappers Around The House... Very Humiliating Experience by Kaybaba5(m): 3:05pm On Aug 06, 2017 |
Its just that u learned your lesson in hard way |
Re: How I Stopped Tying Wrappers Around The House... Very Humiliating Experience by seguno2: 3:07pm On Aug 06, 2017 |
Gourdoinc: If you have it big down there, and by big we not just talking about the bishop alone, but the bag that accompanies the bishop, you will admit that wearing trousers for too long is a chore. I switched to boxers (hadn't known of big boxers then so was always the tiny ones) but even at that I always have "situations" where my mum or family member out of embarrassment will tell me, "Nna ya office is open". the thing will always find reasons to sneak it's head out to receive fresh air. suddenly on one faithful day, I decided to tie a wrapper my mum gave me and I realised that heaven could be on earth here.
the wrapper allowed cross ventilation and ease if I went I wanted to polish the bishop in secret with good viscosity Vaseline. I was so happy that I made this discovery, anyway this began my obsession with tying wrappers all the time. my family members were always angry at this new development. how could a young man like me suddenly be acting like an old man. I refused to heed to these advise and as usual shrugged off statements of "one day I will regret it".
anyway I was thinking that one day will come later later in future, never did I know it would happen days afterwards, our tenant downstairs had a naming ceremony and the entire compound was filled to the brim with people. I was upstairs observing the events when I noticed my mum called me to rush downstairs so I collect something from her at the gate, I tried to change into a trouser but the devil encouraged me to go that way, by the way Na my papa house. thus I rushed down. I was racing at full speed towards the gate when suddenly the metal used to anchor one of the canopies, grabbed my wrapper and ripped it off. since it happened at full throttle, it removed everything and left me standing naked in a child dedication ceremony. I didn't know whether to continue running out into the street so I could find a pit and jump inside or whether I should enhance their viewing experience by trying to get my wrapper.
I was still thinking of what to do, when I felt a blackness. I fainted out of shame. I refused to come out for days and till today, years after. my family still reminds me of how I dishonored the family name.
anyway I have learnt to bear the heat in a tight boxers or trousers. God punish wrappers How can God punish wrappers when men in some parts of Nigeria wear it as their traditional clothing. There are also countries in South Asia that have a similar culture. |
Re: How I Stopped Tying Wrappers Around The House... Very Humiliating Experience by pweetiedee(m): 3:12pm On Aug 06, 2017 |
Why would a man be tying wrapper upandan. me that I'm a lady sef, i don't tie wrapper in the house. Its either shorts or dress.
My dad hates it, nobody tries that in our house. 1 Like |
Re: How I Stopped Tying Wrappers Around The House... Very Humiliating Experience by adajoe555: 3:16pm On Aug 06, 2017 |
lwkm I can't fit laugh Abeg someone should shift lemme faint for him again. see disgrace. you for run go out side na. so they would just think you are mad 1 Like |
Re: How I Stopped Tying Wrappers Around The House... Very Humiliating Experience by Martin0(m): 3:17pm On Aug 06, 2017 |
Evaberry:
you talk too much
haba!!! don't u get tired.
Hia ooo chimoo na wa ooo na look we con look for Nairaland 1 Like |
Re: How I Stopped Tying Wrappers Around The House... Very Humiliating Experience by OluMain(m): 3:17pm On Aug 06, 2017 |
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Re: How I Stopped Tying Wrappers Around The House... Very Humiliating Experience by lozanni(m): 3:20pm On Aug 06, 2017 |
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Re: How I Stopped Tying Wrappers Around The House... Very Humiliating Experience by EmekaBlue(m): 3:21pm On Aug 06, 2017 |
fabricated story...its all good |
Re: How I Stopped Tying Wrappers Around The House... Very Humiliating Experience by Nobody: 3:26pm On Aug 06, 2017 |
Gourdoinc: .... I didn't know whether to continue running out into the street so I could find a pit and jump inside or whether I should enhance their viewing experience by trying to get my wrapper.
I was still thinking of what to do, when I felt a blackness. I fainted out of shame. God punish wrappers Funniest shyte I've read anywhere in a long time. 1 Like |
Re: How I Stopped Tying Wrappers Around The House... Very Humiliating Experience by Safiaa(f): 3:27pm On Aug 06, 2017 |
Lmao that was fuuny. I actually believe that story happened. |
Re: How I Stopped Tying Wrappers Around The House... Very Humiliating Experience by vuc1(m): 3:31pm On Aug 06, 2017 |
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Re: How I Stopped Tying Wrappers Around The House... Very Humiliating Experience by Daintelectual(m): 3:32pm On Aug 06, 2017 |
this is very funny! op fainting was the best option! |
Re: How I Stopped Tying Wrappers Around The House... Very Humiliating Experience by ShakurMY(m): 3:32pm On Aug 06, 2017 |
Can't stop laughing here.....
God punish wrapper 1 Like |
Re: How I Stopped Tying Wrappers Around The House... Very Humiliating Experience by chiksy20: 3:33pm On Aug 06, 2017 |
Benita27: I kind of have this feeling that the op is lying. No guy will walk through a crowd with wrapper. I have one in my compound 1 Like |
Re: How I Stopped Tying Wrappers Around The House... Very Humiliating Experience by Nobody: 3:34pm On Aug 06, 2017 |
Gourdoinc: If you have it big down there, and by big we not just talking about the bishop alone, but the bag that accompanies the bishop, you will admit that wearing trousers for too long is a chore. I switched to boxers (hadn't known of big boxers then so was always the tiny ones) but even at that I always have "situations" where my mum or family member out of embarrassment will tell me, "Nna ya office is open". the thing will always find reasons to sneak it's head out to receive fresh air. suddenly on one faithful day, I decided to tie a wrapper my mum gave me and I realised that heaven could be on earth here.
the wrapper allowed cross ventilation and ease if I went I wanted to polish the bishop in secret with good viscosity Vaseline. I was so happy that I made this discovery, anyway this began my obsession with tying wrappers all the time. my family members were always angry at this new development. how could a young man like me suddenly be acting like an old man. I refused to heed to these advise and as usual shrugged off statements of "one day I will regret it".
anyway I was thinking that one day will come later later in future, never did I know it would happen days afterwards, our tenant downstairs had a naming ceremony and the entire compound was filled to the brim with people. I was upstairs observing the events when I noticed my mum called me to rush downstairs so I collect something from her at the gate, I tried to change into a trouser but the devil encouraged me to go that way, by the way Na my papa house. thus I rushed down. I was racing at full speed towards the gate when suddenly the metal used to anchor one of the canopies, grabbed my wrapper and ripped it off. since it happened at full throttle, it removed everything and left me standing naked in a child dedication ceremony. I didn't know whether to continue running out into the street so I could find a pit and jump inside or whether I should enhance their viewing experience by trying to get my wrapper.
I was still thinking of what to do, when I felt a blackness. I fainted out of shame. I refused to come out for days and till today, years after. my family still reminds me of how I dishonored the family name.
anyway I have learnt to bear the heat in a tight boxers or trousers. God punish wrappers Haha ha hahahahaha........lmao....this made my day! 2 Likes |