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My Funny Experience With Padded Bum Lady by alajoshomolu(op): 7:45pm On Sep 04, 2017

Picked a lady with heavy looking bum on Friday feeling lucky to land such a curvy babe without much stress.
Became suspicious when her hips wasn't rolling d way it shld at d hotel lobby but decided to ignore d first warning signs since she was quite friendly and sounded quite intelligent.
We had great s*x ,though I felt somtin was amiss anytime I grabbed her.
Got up in the middle of d night to pee only to step on something that felt like a pillow.
Picked it up only to realize what it really was.
Screamed at d babe as I felt I had been scammed.
I really enjoyed d s*x cos of d thought of those hips.
D mind is indeed a powerful thing!

Re: My Funny Experience With Padded Bum Lady by NairalandCS(m): 7:48pm On Sep 04, 2017

She wore the padded bum while y'all were having sex or you all had sex with clothes on ?

Oga, this your Tori no dey add up. undecided

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Re: My Funny Experience With Padded Bum Lady by Nobody: 7:50pm On Sep 04, 2017

Story for the gods...Mtccheew..

U said u banged her and how come u didnt saw her azz..abeeg na..

Re: My Funny Experience With Padded Bum Lady by sunshineV(f): 7:53pm On Sep 04, 2017

IamKashyBaby:

Story for the gods...Mtccheew..

U said u banged her and how come u didnt saw her azz..abeeg na..

RIP English

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Re: My Funny Experience With Padded Bum Lady by ImDharay: 7:54pm On Sep 04, 2017

a well padded piece of shitty write-up.

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Re: My Funny Experience With Padded Bum Lady by Nobody: 7:56pm On Sep 04, 2017

sunshineV:
RIP English

bruv howfa

Re: My Funny Experience With Padded Bum Lady by RIPEnglish: 7:57pm On Sep 04, 2017

IamKashyBaby:

Story for the gods...Mtccheew..

U said u banged her and how come u didnt saw her azz..abeeg na..

you are need to went back to school, you didn't saw instead of you didn't seen.

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Re: My Funny Experience With Padded Bum Lady by Nobody: 8:02pm On Sep 04, 2017

Reverse the sex.

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Re: My Funny Experience With Padded Bum Lady by sunshineV(f): 8:18pm On Sep 04, 2017

sunshineR:
bruv howfa

Name sake. Wassup now

Re: My Funny Experience With Padded Bum Lady by Nobody: 8:25pm On Sep 04, 2017

sunshineV:
Name sake. Wassup now

i'm good o bruv

tell me about Jesus na

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Re: My Funny Experience With Padded Bum Lady by JONNYSPUTE(m): 8:45pm On Sep 04, 2017

I smell lies.

Re: My Funny Experience With Padded Bum Lady by jrerico1(m): 8:50pm On Sep 04, 2017

We agree

Re: My Funny Experience With Padded Bum Lady by anthony533(m): 9:02pm On Sep 04, 2017

IamKashyBaby:

Story for the gods...Mtccheew..

U said u banged her and how come u didnt saw her azz..abeeg na..

why do nairalanders always says "RIP ENGLISH" whenever you comments on a someone topic?. Does it actually means your use of english is bad.

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Re: My Funny Experience With Padded Bum Lady by sunshineV(f): 9:03pm On Sep 04, 2017

sunshineR:
i'm good o bruv

tell me about Jesus na

Shebi I look like Jesus first born? grin

Re: My Funny Experience With Padded Bum Lady by sunshineV(f): 9:05pm On Sep 04, 2017

anthony533:
why do nairalanders says "RIP ENGLISH" whenever you comments on a someone topic?. Does it actually means your use of english is bad.

English na wa.

Re: My Funny Experience With Padded Bum Lady by Nobody: 9:07pm On Sep 04, 2017

sunshineV:
Shebi I look like Jesus first born?

hehehehe

no vex o cheesy

na ur siggy me see o
abi i gats pm you before you tell me about Jesus

Re: My Funny Experience With Padded Bum Lady by sunshineV(f): 9:12pm On Sep 04, 2017

sunshineR:
hehehehe

no vex o

na ur siggy me see o
abi i gats pm you before you tell me about Jesus

Pm me, bibles verses fall on u

Re: My Funny Experience With Padded Bum Lady by anthony533(m): 9:13pm On Sep 04, 2017

sunshineV:
English na wa.

Re: My Funny Experience With Padded Bum Lady by Nobody: 9:17pm On Sep 04, 2017

sunshineV:
Pm me, bibles verses fall on u

hehehehehehe

Re: My Funny Experience With Padded Bum Lady by anthony533(m): 9:20pm On Sep 04, 2017

RIPEnglish:
you are need to went back to school, you didn't saw instead of you didn't seen.

RIP ENGLISH

Re: My Funny Experience With Padded Bum Lady by Nobody: 9:26pm On Sep 04, 2017

alajoshomolu:
Picked a lady with heavy looking bum on Friday feeling lucky to land such a curvy babe without much stress.
Became suspicious when her hips wasn't rolling d way it shld at d hotel lobby but decided to ignore d first warning signs since she was quite friendly and sounded quite intelligent.
We had great s*x ,though I felt somtin was amiss anytime I grabbed her.
Got up in the middle of d night to pee only to step on something that felt like a pillow.
Picked it up only to realize what it really was.
Screamed at d babe as I felt I had been scammed.
I really enjoyed d s*x cos of d thought of those hips.
D mind is indeed a powerful thing!

dats d mistake u made.u noticed the azz wasnt rolling but u still went ahead and took her home cheesy

bros,fake padded china made ukwu don full town oo so be observant grin

.wen u see a lady with a fat backside wey no dey roll or twitch as she dey waka den na pad she wear cheesy

.an authentic ukwu wobbles as d owner is walking cheesy

.Femieddy,luminouz i lie? cheesy

Re: My Funny Experience With Padded Bum Lady by Nobody: 9:27pm On Sep 04, 2017

[quote author=anthony533 post=60136499][/quote]cc buharison grin

Re: My Funny Experience With Padded Bum Lady by FemiEddy(m): 9:32pm On Sep 04, 2017

lefulefu:
dats d mistake u made.u noticed the azz wasnt rolling but u still went ahead and took her home
bros,fake padded china made ukwu don full town oo so be observant .wen u see a lady with a fat backside wey no dey roll or twitch as she dey waka den na pad she wear .an authentic ukwu wobbles as d owner is walking .Femieddy,luminouz i lie?

U no lie at all chief, u have said it all, he won't make the mistake again grin

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Re: My Funny Experience With Padded Bum Lady by luminouz(m): 10:14pm On Sep 04, 2017

FemiEddy:
U no lie at all chief, u have said it all, he won't make the mistake again

No be lie ..
Iffa i catch any babe with DAT bumpad eh...I go tear am comot n make her walk home unclad....dats d penalty for deceiving me!!! tongue

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Re: My Funny Experience With Padded Bum Lady by luminouz(m): 10:16pm On Sep 04, 2017

alajoshomolu:
Picked a lady with heavy looking bum on Friday feeling lucky to land such a curvy babe without much stress.
Became suspicious when her hips wasn't rolling d way it shld at d hotel lobby but decided to ignore d first warning signs since she was quite friendly and sounded quite intelligent.
We had great s*x ,though I felt somtin was amiss anytime I grabbed her.
Got up in the middle of d night to pee only to step on something that felt like a pillow.
Picked it up only to realize what it really was.
Screamed at d babe as I felt I had been scammed.
I really enjoyed d s*x cos of d thought of those hips.
D mind is indeed a powerful thing!

Lmaooooooooo!!!!!

Re: My Funny Experience With Padded Bum Lady by FemiEddy(m): 10:18pm On Sep 04, 2017

luminouz:
No be lie ..
Iffa i catch any babe with DAT bumpad eh...I go tear am comot n make her walk home unclad....dats d penalty for deceiving me!!!

Haaah, please have mercy ooo grin

Re: My Funny Experience With Padded Bum Lady by femi4: 10:19pm On Sep 04, 2017

IamKashyBaby:

Story for the gods...Mtccheew..

U said u banged her and how come u didnt saw her azz..abeeg na..

didn't saw. didn't saw. didn't saw huh

Re: My Funny Experience With Padded Bum Lady by luminouz(m): 10:27pm On Sep 04, 2017

FemiEddy:
Haaah, please have mercy ooo

Lmaooooo

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Re: My Funny Experience With Padded Bum Lady by concho(m): 11:36pm On Sep 04, 2017

IamKashyBaby:

Story for the gods...Mtccheew..

U said u banged her and how come u didnt saw her azz..abeeg na..

The you still know your english teacher?....i can help you go for a refund

Re: My Funny Experience With Padded Bum Lady by concho(m): 11:37pm On Sep 04, 2017

anthony533:
why do nairalanders always says "RIP ENGLISH" whenever you comments on a someone topic?. Does it actually means your use of english is bad.

RIP English

Re: My Funny Experience With Padded Bum Lady by IamRandy: 3:18am On Sep 05, 2017

sunshineV:
RIP English

product of Philippine....

They can never be better than Nigerians....

RIP English

Re: My Funny Experience With Padded Bum Lady by Nobody: 4:26am On Sep 05, 2017

Writing rubbish with your Padded Brain

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