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Re: What's The Worst Grammatical Error You Have Ever Heard by bigbasho: 7:12am On Sep 07, 2017 |
Kikikiki |
Re: What's The Worst Grammatical Error You Have Ever Heard by Krucifax(m): 7:12am On Sep 07, 2017 |
In boarding school In the 90s one of our fellow students lost his bucket and went crying to the school sergeant. The conversation went like this: Student: Excuse me sir I lost my bucket. Sergeant: Every time you lost ya bucket. If I find it will you "resemble" it? 7 Likes |
Re: What's The Worst Grammatical Error You Have Ever Heard by agbonkamen(f): 7:13am On Sep 07, 2017 |
vertueptime:ths one is very popular |
Re: What's The Worst Grammatical Error You Have Ever Heard by mikool007(m): 7:14am On Sep 07, 2017 |
sotall:he should have gone Madrid 1 Like |
Re: What's The Worst Grammatical Error You Have Ever Heard by Nobody: 7:15am On Sep 07, 2017 |
Op..y lah ? |
Re: What's The Worst Grammatical Error You Have Ever Heard by Nobody: 7:15am On Sep 07, 2017 |
Mine was a long time ago in secondary school. . .Lol. I can't forget it though. We complained that our home economics teacher was eating our practical food. In anger she called all of us and started ranting: "What is wrong with all of you? Why are you talking as if you did not ate out of it? Won't I give the teachers?? Did Mr. Cambridge not ate out of it? Did the Principal not ate out of it??" At that point nobody was angry anymore lol. We were all cracking up |
Re: What's The Worst Grammatical Error You Have Ever Heard by GloryCardinal(m): 7:17am On Sep 07, 2017 |
You mean this?
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Re: What's The Worst Grammatical Error You Have Ever Heard by brandonobi(m): 7:17am On Sep 07, 2017 |
"U did not submitted" "what does u know" "what is the wronging with u" |
Re: What's The Worst Grammatical Error You Have Ever Heard by charleff512(m): 7:17am On Sep 07, 2017 |
HAVE YOU CAME BACK? |
Re: What's The Worst Grammatical Error You Have Ever Heard by kollinz1234(m): 7:18am On Sep 07, 2017 |
What hullabaloo is bigger than " the money spended was well spended"- Solomon Dalong 1 Like |
Re: What's The Worst Grammatical Error You Have Ever Heard by presh001: 7:18am On Sep 07, 2017 |
much better |
Re: What's The Worst Grammatical Error You Have Ever Heard by Boyooosa(m): 7:19am On Sep 07, 2017 |
'Broda Sola, pls come and teh paste for me'. Yoruba's will relate better. |
Re: What's The Worst Grammatical Error You Have Ever Heard by mmb(m): 7:19am On Sep 07, 2017 |
I saw in one office written at the lift entrance: please don't enter the lift during the fire |
Re: What's The Worst Grammatical Error You Have Ever Heard by eubee01: 7:19am On Sep 07, 2017 |
Babe: I really like this phone Me : yeah, its really cool Babe: I had d same phone Me : OK , where is it? Babe :vibrus Me : Babe: vibrus catch the phone 1 Like |
Re: What's The Worst Grammatical Error You Have Ever Heard by JennieCutie4U(f): 7:20am On Sep 07, 2017 |
"you and me knows that..." |
Re: What's The Worst Grammatical Error You Have Ever Heard by noob03saibot(m): 7:20am On Sep 07, 2017 |
You can own a car if you can avoid it. I nearly died when my government teacher said this way back. |
Re: What's The Worst Grammatical Error You Have Ever Heard by bionixs: 7:22am On Sep 07, 2017 |
vickvan:yes o ! |
Re: What's The Worst Grammatical Error You Have Ever Heard by morley411(m): 7:22am On Sep 07, 2017 |
Oy ;Da come and go and wash the plates. |
Re: What's The Worst Grammatical Error You Have Ever Heard by JennieCutie4U(f): 7:23am On Sep 07, 2017 |
kollinz1234:lol...Bros I heard that gist o but did he really say that? |
Re: What's The Worst Grammatical Error You Have Ever Heard by aribasoye1: 7:24am On Sep 07, 2017 |
donblazer10:Na wa o Which secondary school you go? |
Re: What's The Worst Grammatical Error You Have Ever Heard by ijeoma28(f): 7:24am On Sep 07, 2017 |
please I need someone to help guide me on how to make a post that people can contribute to. I mean like those that appears on the front page. Thank you sorry I know that this is not the right place to post this but that is why I need help. 2 Likes 1 Share |
Re: What's The Worst Grammatical Error You Have Ever Heard by bionixs: 7:27am On Sep 07, 2017 |
IamKashyBaby:comprises OF.., most news broadcasters in nigeria. Tv ,radio., dont want to drop names,just start to observe them |
Re: What's The Worst Grammatical Error You Have Ever Heard by realGod(f): 7:27am On Sep 07, 2017 |
Baby I hope the food you are cooking was sweet if not stop? ...... |
Re: What's The Worst Grammatical Error You Have Ever Heard by Investnow2017: 7:28am On Sep 07, 2017 |
"Did you saw me during the time i am eating the food in my mouth?" Can you answer |
Re: What's The Worst Grammatical Error You Have Ever Heard by kollinz1234(m): 7:28am On Sep 07, 2017 |
JennieCutie4U:'course' he did |
Re: What's The Worst Grammatical Error You Have Ever Heard by Addicted2Women: 7:28am On Sep 07, 2017 |
vickvan: Everything is correct except using the "and" in come "and" get yours instead of come get yours |
Re: What's The Worst Grammatical Error You Have Ever Heard by tobinazi(m): 7:28am On Sep 07, 2017 |
UncleRichy: UncleRichy: UncleRichy:this one is very tru walie,infact na undergraduate mouth i hear am,if i lie make big fish swallow me |
Re: What's The Worst Grammatical Error You Have Ever Heard by Abee79(m): 7:31am On Sep 07, 2017 |
UncleRichy: 1 Like
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Re: What's The Worst Grammatical Error You Have Ever Heard by sweetkev(m): 7:32am On Sep 07, 2017 |
Addicted2Women:Your right and this got me laughing lol, If addicted2women thank me for quoting, I would say your welcome Lmao |
Re: What's The Worst Grammatical Error You Have Ever Heard by Abee79(m): 7:33am On Sep 07, 2017 |
vickvan:Who made that statement? |
Re: What's The Worst Grammatical Error You Have Ever Heard by Crixina(f): 7:34am On Sep 07, 2017 |
Nigeria is a multilingual community and the major problem with expressing oneself in another language that isn't your LI(that is first language) is the problem of transference of lang.structures from the L1 to L2 which is the norm for most Nigerians. Transference of structures from Igbo, Yoruba, Hausa etc to English. |
Re: What's The Worst Grammatical Error You Have Ever Heard by Nobody: 7:38am On Sep 07, 2017 |
i haven't wrotten my name 1 Like 1 Share |
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