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Re: What's The Worst Grammatical Error You Have Ever Heard by Clefayomide: 1:23pm On Sep 07, 2017
Allow them to allow us to enter
Re: What's The Worst Grammatical Error You Have Ever Heard by AfonjaBoston: 1:27pm On Sep 07, 2017
Addicted2Women:


Shut up

Ebonics are African American lingua

These are American grammatical blunders

Do not throw stones if you live in a glass house.

You are telling your father to shut up?
Re: What's The Worst Grammatical Error You Have Ever Heard by Nobody: 1:42pm On Sep 07, 2017
jaelz:
Yesterday I was in a bus going back home and saw this fine slay mama beside me looking uncomfy and sad so I engaged her to know why and lo and behold she said 'I HAVING SLIGHT HEADACHE IN MY LEG"
I am still looking for where to faint pls

CC: LALASTICLALA
SEUN ONILA FARANO MYND44
ISHBEBE
"Don't angry me"!
Re: What's The Worst Grammatical Error You Have Ever Heard by desmond827(m): 1:53pm On Sep 07, 2017
i come there yesterday
Re: What's The Worst Grammatical Error You Have Ever Heard by Imoksp(m): 2:02pm On Sep 07, 2017
whom did you told it to? Lol. Bad English
Re: What's The Worst Grammatical Error You Have Ever Heard by Imoksp(m): 2:12pm On Sep 07, 2017
whom did u told it to
Re: What's The Worst Grammatical Error You Have Ever Heard by ray961: 2:13pm On Sep 07, 2017
I can remember one morning class during my sec sch days, four students were making noise while the teacher was writing on d board, suddenly he turned towards us and said '' hey the four both of you stand up!!... And he continues, I'll be suffering myself writing, u will be making hell of noises and it will b sweetening you''
Re: What's The Worst Grammatical Error You Have Ever Heard by folafola(m): 2:23pm On Sep 07, 2017
Don't liar oo

She stood in the front of my back

My mummy give me the calculator
Re: What's The Worst Grammatical Error You Have Ever Heard by sunkanmihassan1(m): 2:26pm On Sep 07, 2017
I saw your missed call, yes I'm hearing you are you hearing me?
Re: What's The Worst Grammatical Error You Have Ever Heard by ezesun(m): 2:31pm On Sep 07, 2017
vickvan:
The one that made me go crazy was this statement. "If you have not gotten your materials, go and got yours". Please, don't ask who made that statement.
grin grin grin grin
Re: What's The Worst Grammatical Error You Have Ever Heard by noob03saibot(m): 3:03pm On Sep 07, 2017
sheyizy1:
It happened in a bank...the banker asked this fine girl have you filled the form? The fine girl shouted ha ha I felt it yesterday now
damn! Thank God for My bullet proof vest.
Re: What's The Worst Grammatical Error You Have Ever Heard by Investnow2017: 3:49pm On Sep 07, 2017
MISSCONGENIALITY:
Male salesgirl wanted

I prefer female salesboy grin cheesy
Re: What's The Worst Grammatical Error You Have Ever Heard by Investnow2017: 3:51pm On Sep 07, 2017
"Waoooo; you looks good" grin grin grin

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Re: What's The Worst Grammatical Error You Have Ever Heard by Crixina(f): 4:31pm On Sep 07, 2017
RedAlert08:


Stories.
Waka pass Sir, what you don't understand sounds like stories.
Re: What's The Worst Grammatical Error You Have Ever Heard by MISSCONGENIALITY(f): 4:40pm On Sep 07, 2017
Investnow2017:


I prefer female salesboy grin cheesy
grin grin
Re: What's The Worst Grammatical Error You Have Ever Heard by BaEnki(m): 4:53pm On Sep 07, 2017
A friend once asked me that "How was your night going?" immediately I became nauseate.
Re: What's The Worst Grammatical Error You Have Ever Heard by dalass(f): 6:57pm On Sep 07, 2017
Addicted2Women:

Americans commit the most grammatical blunders you would ever imagine.

Non Americans do think that Americans are all educated and can write and speak good English, millions of them don't know the states in their country, their city mayor, the cities in their state, their continent, the countries in their continent and the worst is that 90% of them thinks that Africa is a country

1. Is you mad ??

2. Where is you going

3. We was at home

4. We gone get fat eating rice

5. Who is you

6. They parked they cars in the garage

7. It's there own cup of tea

8. I'm finna go grab me a bread

9. Imma tell you how it is

10. I done diddly do the got damn thing (rednecks and hillbillies)

11. Come and wash the car instead of "come wash the car", Nigerians are culpable of this particular grammatical error

12. I was sleep when my wife came home

13. She's good people

14 I have a iPhone, i want a orange, i saw a aeroplane
A family friend mentioned heart breakage... Mi o reni bami rerin oh grin
Re: What's The Worst Grammatical Error You Have Ever Heard by makavele: 8:09pm On Sep 07, 2017
"Enter your shoe and follow me."
Re: What's The Worst Grammatical Error You Have Ever Heard by luiscarter(m): 11:02pm On Sep 07, 2017
That was how my lodge mate once told me: I want to pay my school fees money in the bank
Re: What's The Worst Grammatical Error You Have Ever Heard by corporateDan(m): 11:03pm On Sep 07, 2017
angry I was hunger
Re: What's The Worst Grammatical Error You Have Ever Heard by trumpcoat(m): 11:27pm On Sep 07, 2017
Am in front of your back, on the queue
Re: What's The Worst Grammatical Error You Have Ever Heard by Aadetola1(m): 11:49pm On Sep 07, 2017
oya,tell me to sorry!
Re: What's The Worst Grammatical Error You Have Ever Heard by Bjgirl1: 2:21am On Sep 08, 2017
I was really surprised when a friend told me "You are good people" ,wanted to faint..Come to my house and listen to my kids: Give me it instead of give it to me,
I tried correcting them uncountable times but that's American English, I've even joined them saying " Come take instead of Come and take"..lol.
Addicted2Women:

Americans commit the most grammatical blunders you would ever imagine.

Non Americans do think that Americans are all educated and can write and speak good English, millions of them don't know the states in their country, their city mayor, the cities in their state, their continent, the countries in their continent and the worst is that 90% of them thinks that Africa is a country

1. Is you mad ??

2. Where is you going

3. We was at home

4. We gone get fat eating rice

5. Who is you

6. They parked they cars in the garage

7. It's there own cup of tea

8. I'm finna go grab me a bread

9. Imma tell you how it is

10. I done diddly do the got damn thing (rednecks and hillbillies)

11. Come and wash the car instead of "come wash the car", Nigerians are culpable of this particular grammatical error

12. I was sleep when my wife came home

13. She's good people

14 I have a iPhone, i want a orange, i saw a aeroplane
Re: What's The Worst Grammatical Error You Have Ever Heard by Addicted2Women: 9:03am On Sep 08, 2017
AfonjaBoston:


Do not throw stones if you live in a glass house.

You are telling your father to shut up?


I will slap the taste out of your mouth
Re: What's The Worst Grammatical Error You Have Ever Heard by Addicted2Women: 9:05am On Sep 08, 2017
NarnieSnyper:


Brah, that's black American ghetto way of speaking. Think of it as their own pidgin english. If you notice, it's mostly Blacks , Hispanics in the slumps that speak that way.

Shut up

I have millions of well educated white friends
Re: What's The Worst Grammatical Error You Have Ever Heard by NarnieSnyper(m): 9:23am On Sep 08, 2017
Addicted2Women:


Shut up

I have millions of well educated white friends

You lack manners and you don't reason well enough to keep up. I would have loved to teach you the difference but it'll be like trying to boil a rock with just a candle stick.

I Pray you stop lacking wisdom henceforth. Silly child

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Re: What's The Worst Grammatical Error You Have Ever Heard by Nobody: 5:12pm On Sep 08, 2017
Bjgirl1:
I was really surprised when a friend told me "You are good people" ,wanted to faint..Come to my house and listen to my kids: Give me it instead of give it to me,
I tried correcting them uncountable times but that's American English, I've even joined them saying " Come take instead of Come and take"..lol.
where are ur kids growing up?
Re: What's The Worst Grammatical Error You Have Ever Heard by Nobody: 5:17pm On Sep 08, 2017
Addicted2Women:


Shut up

I have millions of well educated white friends
it doesn't change the fact the lingo has its roots from the African slaves that came here hundreds of years ago. Does it make me Hispanic for speaking Spanish ? I guess not
Re: What's The Worst Grammatical Error You Have Ever Heard by Bjgirl1: 11:54pm On Sep 09, 2017
Texas
iRyan:
where are ur kids growing up?
Re: What's The Worst Grammatical Error You Have Ever Heard by Nobody: 11:23am On Sep 10, 2017
Bjgirl1:
Texas
they aren't speaking the standard American English though. one of the reasons we have schools
Re: What's The Worst Grammatical Error You Have Ever Heard by feyorpe: 11:48pm On Sep 10, 2017
In a bid to reply a letter sent by a boy from another school who was aiming at having a relationship with me back then in those days, I wrote "you this flabbergasted idiot" not knowing that I was saying "you this surprise idiot" The naughty boy replied and corrected me. I felt sooooooooo bad!!!
Re: What's The Worst Grammatical Error You Have Ever Heard by DemiKOL(f): 11:18pm On May 15, 2018
feyorpe:
In a bid to reply a letter sent by a boy from another school who was aiming at having a relationship with me back then in those days, I wrote "you this flabbergasted idiot" not knowing that I was saying "you this surprise idiot" The naughty boy replied and corrected me. I felt sooooooooo bad!!!
Lol.....................

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