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What's The Worst Grammatical Error You Have Ever Heard by jaelz(m): 8:32am On Sep 06, 2017
Yesterday I was in a bus going back home and saw this fine slay mama beside me looking uncomfy and sad so I engaged her to know why and lo and behold she said 'I HAVING SLIGHT HEADACHE IN MY LEG"
I am still looking for where to faint pls

CC: LALASTICLALA
SEUN ONILA FARANO MYND44
ISHBEBE

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Re: What's The Worst Grammatical Error You Have Ever Heard by UncleRichy(m): 8:34am On Sep 06, 2017
that is how one slay queen told me that cockroach is a wild animal...



but Op, you can lie o

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Re: What's The Worst Grammatical Error You Have Ever Heard by Nobody: 8:35am On Sep 06, 2017
cheesy


Maybe her brain went down to her leg sha..who knows? wink

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Re: What's The Worst Grammatical Error You Have Ever Heard by vertueptime: 8:48am On Sep 06, 2017
In case of incasity.

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Re: What's The Worst Grammatical Error You Have Ever Heard by vickvan(m): 8:50am On Sep 06, 2017
Your father is come.

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Re: What's The Worst Grammatical Error You Have Ever Heard by Divepen1(m): 8:51am On Sep 06, 2017
lol

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Re: What's The Worst Grammatical Error You Have Ever Heard by Nobody: 8:53am On Sep 06, 2017
I Make Blunders A Lot In English Language, and i don't care.

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Re: What's The Worst Grammatical Error You Have Ever Heard by vickvan(m): 8:54am On Sep 06, 2017
They did not came today.

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Re: What's The Worst Grammatical Error You Have Ever Heard by vickvan(m): 8:59am On Sep 06, 2017
The one that made me go crazy was this statement. "If you have not gotten your materials, go and got yours". Please, don't ask who made that statement.

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Re: What's The Worst Grammatical Error You Have Ever Heard by foster881(m): 9:42am On Sep 06, 2017
as i turn around, al of a suddenly smoke start to biggin... dats d worst hav heard sha

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Re: What's The Worst Grammatical Error You Have Ever Heard by azeezat22(f): 9:52am On Sep 06, 2017
mine is nobody is available mistake

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Re: What's The Worst Grammatical Error You Have Ever Heard by donblazer10(m): 3:56pm On Sep 06, 2017
Mine is "if I called you,you'll ran!!- my principal during my sec schl days

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Re: What's The Worst Grammatical Error You Have Ever Heard by Nobody: 4:36pm On Sep 06, 2017
IamKashyBaby:
cheesy


Maybe her brain went down to her leg sha..who knows? wink


Pretty Ma'am why u dey act like say u no dey see me ?

Oga don warn you ? grin grin

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Re: What's The Worst Grammatical Error You Have Ever Heard by Nobody: 4:43pm On Sep 06, 2017
IwantToShashe:


Pretty Ma'am why u dey act like say u no dey see me ?

Oga don warn you ? grin grin



grin

Ooh hi there ..I didnt see u around..hope u doing great up there...
Re: What's The Worst Grammatical Error You Have Ever Heard by Nobody: 4:47pm On Sep 06, 2017
IamKashyBaby:




grin

Ooh hi there ..I didnt see u around..hope u doing great up there...


sure i am. hope u're good too? grin
Re: What's The Worst Grammatical Error You Have Ever Heard by Nobody: 4:50pm On Sep 06, 2017
IwantToShashe:


sure i am. hope u're good too? grin


I am great..time fly so fast..its almost midnyt down here.. grin

Cinderella needs to rest soon coz tomorrow is a special day cheesy

Re: What's The Worst Grammatical Error You Have Ever Heard by Nobody: 4:53pm On Sep 06, 2017
IamKashyBaby:



I am great..time fly so fast..its almost midnyt down here.. grin

Cinderella needs to rest soon coz tomorrow is a special day cheesy



hhhmmmmm cool i guess he's gon' put a ring on it tomorrow grin
Re: What's The Worst Grammatical Error You Have Ever Heard by Nobody: 4:55pm On Sep 06, 2017
IwantToShashe:


hhhmmmmm cool i guess he's gon' put a ring on it tomorrow grin


grin


Ooh yeahh..u cud be right grin

suffe-RING

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Re: What's The Worst Grammatical Error You Have Ever Heard by Nobody: 5:07pm On Sep 06, 2017
IamKashyBaby:



grin


Ooh yeahh..u cud be right grin

suffe-RING


hahahhahaha i bet you'd look Alu-RING on it grin

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Re: What's The Worst Grammatical Error You Have Ever Heard by Nobody: 5:15pm On Sep 06, 2017
IwantToShashe:


hahahhahaha i bet you'd look Alu-RING on it grin


grin

Hahahahahaha...i cant stop laughing...u arw crazy.. grin
Re: What's The Worst Grammatical Error You Have Ever Heard by Nobody: 5:20pm On Sep 06, 2017
IamKashyBaby:



grin

Hahahahahaha...i cant stop laughing...u arw crazy.. grin



grin grin that was the aim, make u smile to bed. goodnight from here senorita grin
Re: What's The Worst Grammatical Error You Have Ever Heard by guruxxy(m): 7:40pm On Sep 06, 2017
"am joking u r joking u tink say am joking"

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Re: What's The Worst Grammatical Error You Have Ever Heard by kajsa08: 7:57pm On Sep 06, 2017
when you 'wanted' to 'voted' for a party. -youth corper 2006 LSMCM

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Re: What's The Worst Grammatical Error You Have Ever Heard by Addicted2Women: 7:11am On Sep 07, 2017

Americans commit the most grammatical blunders you would ever imagine.

Non Americans do think that Americans are all educated and can write and speak good English, millions of them don't know the states in their country, their city mayor, the cities in their state, their continent, the countries in their continent and the worst is that 90% of them thinks that Africa is a country

1. Is you mad ??

2. Where is you going

3. We was at home

4. We gone get fat eating rice

5. Who is you

6. They parked they cars in the garage

7. It's there own cup of tea

8. I'm finna go grab me a bread

9. Imma tell you how it is

10. I done diddly do the got damn thing (rednecks and hillbillies)

11. Come and wash the car instead of "come wash the car", Nigerians are culpable of this particular grammatical error

12. I was sleep when my wife came home

13. She's good people

14 I have a iPhone, i want a orange, i saw a aeroplane

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Re: What's The Worst Grammatical Error You Have Ever Heard by Kylekent59: 7:11am On Sep 07, 2017
Why are you scattering the indomie

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Re: What's The Worst Grammatical Error You Have Ever Heard by hakeem4(m): 7:12am On Sep 07, 2017
i am in front of your back

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Re: What's The Worst Grammatical Error You Have Ever Heard by Zeze06(m): 7:12am On Sep 07, 2017
cheesy

I "doesn't" have it here in the office...

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Re: What's The Worst Grammatical Error You Have Ever Heard by izzy4shizzy(m): 7:12am On Sep 07, 2017
Let me come and be going

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Re: What's The Worst Grammatical Error You Have Ever Heard by chibike69: 7:12am On Sep 07, 2017
I can't go backer than this, you are in front of my back.

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Re: What's The Worst Grammatical Error You Have Ever Heard by sotall(m): 7:12am On Sep 07, 2017
"I cannot go backer than this" in response to " please move backward a bit"

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Re: What's The Worst Grammatical Error You Have Ever Heard by Vicintonsh(m): 7:12am On Sep 07, 2017
If i see you
I will not see you again
I will ran away

undecided
Re: What's The Worst Grammatical Error You Have Ever Heard by mikool007(m): 7:12am On Sep 07, 2017
The girl is the mother of her

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