Compliment upon compliment from I who complimented you in the season of the complimentation


..a friend of mine wrote a letter to his girlfriend ...that was when I was in secondary school

Madam: " girl what are you selling?"

Girl: "me, i am selling sweet bitterleaf and my brother is selling cold icewater"

Wont you buy?

Come have taken ur drugs?u re on ur own ooh,it's as if u want 2 become SICKER

1. A mother of five in my compound once said to one of her children....take this money go and cut your head for babber place.

2. One day I was on my own discussing with a friend suddenly one little boy appeared from no wear (panting heavily) looked at us and said WHERE IS AM! WHERE IS AM! I nearly died of laughter.

Addicted2Women:

Americans commit the most grammatical blunders you would ever imagine.

Non Americans do think that Americans are all educated and can write and speak good English, millions of them don't know the states in their country, their city mayor, the cities in their state, their continent, the countries in their continent and the worst is that 90% of them thinks that Africa is a country

1. Is you mad ??

2. Where is you going

3. We was at home

4. We gone get fat eating rice

5. Who is you

6. They parked they cars in the garage

7. It's there own cup of tea

8. I'm finna go grab me a bread

9. Imma tell you how it is

10. I done diddly do the got damn thing (rednecks and hillbillies)

11. Come and wash the car instead of "come wash the car", Nigerians are culpable of this particular grammatical error

12. I was sleep when my wife came home

13. She's good people

14 I have a iPhone, i want a orange, i saw a aeroplane

is you dumb or something? you gon tell me you ain't done did hear this from em black folks.. bruv.. this is how them black folks speak! ain't nothing wrong about that.. you ain't just got soul nigga.

IAmAmbrose:





i advice u go back to sec school ... Because them don full una head with nonsense

lol..na my principal no be my teacher so he no concern me

Ndagi Sule where are you running go. am going to the hostel sulking garri

Crixina:
Nigeria is a multilingual community and the major problem with expressing oneself in another language that isn't your LI(that is first language) is the problem of transference of lang.structures from the L1 to L2 which is the norm for most Nigerians.
Transference of structures from Igbo, Yoruba, Hausa etc to English.

Stories.

foster881:
as i turn around, al of a suddenly smoke start to biggin... dats d worst hav heard sha

Dis one Crack me

A forest cannot make a tree



Anybody that wants to make it must be determinated

Orun-moon, osupa - sun

"Who told you to went"

a lecturer made these blunders:

"i have 3 daughters,they are all girls", all those in the middle,"move to the centre".

back then in sec school:
1."must you eat for class"
2."equiliment instead of equilibrium"
3."...pass with frying colours"
4."come here before i after you"
5."you deserve for cane"

e.t.c

Those mens are rich

he pollute I go dia I luv u talk ur own

It felled down

Addicted2Women:

Americans commit the most grammatical blunders you would ever imagine.

Non Americans do think that Americans are all educated and can write and speak good English, millions of them don't know the states in their country, their city mayor, the cities in their state, their continent, the countries in their continent and the worst is that 90% of them thinks that Africa is a country

1. Is you mad ??

2. Where is you going

3. We was at home

4. We gone get fat eating rice

5. Who is you

6. They parked they cars in the garage

7. It's there own cup of tea

8. I'm finna go grab me a bread

9. Imma tell you how it is

10. I done diddly do the got damn thing (rednecks and hillbillies)

11. Come and wash the car instead of "come wash the car", Nigerians are culpable of this particular grammatical error

12. I was sleep when my wife came home

13. She's good people

14 I have a iPhone, i want a orange, i saw a aeroplane

thats ebonics - our own version of you folks call pidgin. and btw we have the biggest vocabulary among any other native English speaking country.

in some dayses

Nigeria unity is non negotiable

1.in some case 2.some dayses are like that 3.e didn't dey 4.I didn't stole your generator

" I don't knows you, is my wife that knows you"

"What am I done"

"It doesn't worth it"...very common

chibike69:
I can't go backer than this, you are in front of my back.

now I'm am confusest with English

Addicted2Women:

Americans commit the most grammatical blunders you would ever imagine.

Non Americans do think that Americans are all educated and can write and speak good English, millions of them don't know the states in their country, their city mayor, the cities in their state, their continent, the countries in their continent and the worst is that 90% of them thinks that Africa is a country

1. Is you mad ??

2. Where is you going

3. We was at home

4. We gone get fat eating rice

5. Who is you

6. They parked they cars in the garage

7. It's there own cup of tea

8. I'm finna go grab me a bread

9. Imma tell you how it is

10. I done diddly do the got damn thing (rednecks and hillbillies)

11. Come and wash the car instead of "come wash the car", Nigerians are culpable of this particular grammatical error

12. I was sleep when my wife came home

13. She's good people

14 I have a iPhone, i want a orange, i saw a aeroplane

Brah, that's black American ghetto way of speaking. Think of it as their own pidgin english. If you notice, it's mostly Blacks , Hispanics in the slumps that speak that way.

Why are you afraiding? Answer the question.

It happened in a bank...the banker asked this fine girl have you filled the form? The fine girl shouted ha ha I felt it yesterday now

it happen in class ( anything that happen I will be responsibility for it )

I did not ate the food.

jaelz:
Yesterday I was in a bus going back home and saw this fine slay mama beside me looking uncomfy and sad so I engaged her to know why and lo and behold she said 'I HAVING SLIGHT HEADACHE IN MY LEG"
I am still looking for where to faint pls

CC: LALASTICLALA
SEUN ONILA FARANO MYND44
ISHBEBE

''Beauty is in the eyes of the DECODER.''
Immediately I woke up, she told the guy who tried to correct her that ''SCIENCE is the best answer for a fool like you''.

My dear shift let me faint again.

Have you boughted the tomatoes

Arguement:

"You saw me yesterday and just passed." "I am sorry, i did not saw you" "You saw me, stop intending, you saw me." "I mean it, am serious i did not saw you."

You see, we can all be wrong

jaelz:
Yesterday I was in a bus going back home and saw this fine slay mama beside me looking uncomfy and sad so I engaged her to know why and lo and behold she said 'I HAVING SLIGHT HEADACHE IN MY LEG"
I am still looking for where to faint pls

CC: LALASTICLALA
SEUN ONILA FARANO MYND44
ISHBEBE

''Beauty is in the eyes of the DECODER.''
Immediately I woke up, she told the guy who tried to correct her that ''SCIENCE is the best answer for a fool like you''.

My dear shift let me faint again.