180 prostitutes and you still get strength to type on nairaland? Even if konji na bastard,why can't you get married and enjoy the pussy everyday..You've nearly wasted #500,000 to Bleep ashewo and don't have money to conduct HIV test all this while..

If I see you in person,I will personally drive you to yaba left for mental evaluation...

If you are lucky to remain HIV negative,kindly get tested for various STD diseases..

If you are HIV positive,then welcome to Early grave!!!

factsandfigures:
Five things are possible here:
1. Hepatitis B or C
2. Hypothyroidism
3. Yeast or Candida overgrowth
4. Autoimmune diseases
5. Chronic Fatigue Sydrum

Do you feel small discomfort when urinating? I will advice that you see a very experienced doctor for proper evaluation.

we now have vaccine for hepatitis, took d vaccine last year in my place of work, I paid 8 k or so and u have to retake every 5 years or so cos d vaccine has life span, I think we Rilly need to educate our youth on this.

factsandfigures:
Five things are possible here:
1. Hepatitis B or C
2. Hypothyroidism
3. Yeast or Candida overgrowth
4. Autoimmune diseases
5. Chronic Fatigue Sydrum

Do you feel small discomfort when urinating? I will advice that you see a very experienced doctor for proper evaluation.

Honestly i do but not always

http://www.nhs.uk/conditions/night-sweats/Pages/Introduction.aspx

HIV or Malaria?

Need to see a doctor and a psychologist after that ASAP

What you may have is STI staphylococcus,

sisisioge:


Over achiever! Where do you get the energy and resources to fvvk 4 girls in a night? They charge 10k per round mehn! And who kisses a working girl? Whew! May God help you. It is well.

I think he's talking about 500 to 1000 naira class of prostitutes

What you have is herpes simplex virus. It is also sexually transmitted and those symptoms u described are its classical symptoms.

It won't kill u but will be with u for life

Only you OP in one day, U bleep 4 asshi? U no dey fear nature?

Bro, my own advice is do the needful that is, all round test to be at rest. Bitter truth, "you need a deliverance asap-" either it turns out to be -ve because 85% of these babes are possessed, just one is enough to dry off sea of destiny not to talk of 180 destiny suckers you had played tenten with via SEX. Your destiny is more important bro, cos carrying an empty destiny around, is more or less a leaving dead.

Good luck and mind you is Never to Late "N2L" to open a new page of life by moving closer to God.

ShyCypher:
Hahhhhahahahhhhahha


Nairaland no go kill me oh!
I return after 2 days & meet this as d very first post?!

Where do I start now? Nigga, u dey kiss ashy? Yu get mind oh!

E don be 4 yu my nigga!
Yu gonna die & nuttin' can stop it!

Lalas247, SunshineR, SunshineG abeg join me in wishin' dis nigga Happy DeathDay & only one return!

Lol abeg no ki person
Happy Sunday

sisisioge:


Over achiever! Where do you get the energy and resources to fvvk 4 girls in a night? They charge 10k per round mehn! And who kisses a working girl? Whew! May God help you. It is well.

Times 180 equals N1.8million

That'll build a modest 1 bedroom in certain places.

Usher of all people couldn't even practise safe sex.

Well I can never catch any of these diseases and I pray my future wife remains clean.

TheEminentLaity:
No cure ... Check how much Usher was made to pay for infecting an innocent fan especially knowing his status. Even Usher get herpes. If person look all these things person no go fvck again o.

Abstinence or being faithful to a single partner is the safest bet.

Malaria..

Lalas247:

Lol abeg no ki person Happy Sunday

Your prayer no werk oh, dis nigga is dead.
Happy sunday 2 yu too altho' mine's Home Alone Sunday. Carry me comot na...

Livefreeordieha:
if girls have fish brain..Wud feel proud if a fish brain costs u ur life?or destroy the life of a loved one?bro self esteem matters let's apply logic and morals in life...Same way u dont need religion to tell u wat is right or wrong...Im a very charming and well interpreted lad but that doesn't mean i should sleep with any easy girl..Even if i think i should...Please we all have had women but for Pete's sake. .Be responsible about it..

Oh was it not you and joeeee240 i was telling on one thread one night like that. That sex is meant for marriage?
Lol.. joeeee240 successfully evaded my questions, you yourself joined in the personality assault. Abi are you not the foresnsic psychologist?
Well that's what i love about reality. It slaps you in the face.

Op na confirm HIV be dat o,you don collect your certificate for death be dat. Abeg my uncle dey sell coffin and its very cheap,let me know when you are ready to go

GeneralNass:

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Thank u very much madam, i appreciate.
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But am really so very scared though, but i will just try and gather enough courage tomorrow.

So u are now scared. But wen u were busy bleeping 180 prostitutes and licking all d rubbish there U were not scared. Now u r looking for sympathy abi? Be waiting for advice. Nonsense

Don't be so sure ... People don't go about looking to get infected. Many people get infected by their partners, like OP now I looking forward to get married and he most likely will to a girl keeping herself for her husband in marriage. Your future wife might have treated a couple as well.

Don't let it deter you as many STIs are treatable just be responsible and get a responsible partner and get tested.

somehow:
Usher of all people couldn't even practise safe sex.

Well I can never catch any of these diseases and I pray my future wife remains clean.

Your symptoms suggests Resistant malaria. Most people relapse in the evening with fever and what similar symptoms.

You need to get tested though to clear any doubt . Your 180 body count is quite high, you need to curb that desire for prostitutes with the help of the holy spirit or else it may kill you someday .

Join a bible believing church and speak to a reliable spiritual mentor to work with you.

Shut it! If you have nothing to say, bounce. What use is this your comment now?

Dorvy:


So u are now scared. But wen u were busy bleeping 180 prostitutes and licking all d rubbish there U were not scared. Now u r looking for sympathy abi? Be waiting for advice. Nonsense

ShyCypher:




Your prayer no werk oh, dis nigga is dead.

Happy sunday 2 yu too altho' mine's Home Alone Sunday. Carry me comot na...

Where do u want to go ... all expense in me

Haha @ dead niqqa

GeneralNass:
Please Doctors In The House Help, Are These Signs And Symptoms Of HIV?

On 23rd of last month i went to a brothel met a dark chubby girl and took her in, we had sex with condom on and also kissed like 6minutes wet kisses, then after am done i came out and took in another one, this one is tall and fair. She gave me head for like a minute + to two minutes i had some tiny sores on my dick though, she then wore me a condom before sex.
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Then same day i went back again, i told the first girl (the dark and chubby one) we had sex with condom on and wet kisses for like 3 minutes, i then withdrew my mouth because her silava and lips are smelling with enough cigarette, then i was done and took in another one a dark tall one, we just had normal sex and nothing else like kissing and head, since i started visiting prostitutes this is the first time am kissing one and also receiving head from one, i must admit here that i have slept with more than 180 prostitutes totally in 4 years time since i started having sex, although condom has busted about 5times but i always detected it immediately, except one which i didn't knew that it has busted and i was going for about 3 minutes before i knew what was going on, i was very high though i guess that was why.
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Now back to the symptoms am experiencing, i got a sore like those of malaria sores with blisters at the right side of my mouth then some days later they form a dey sore and i peeled them off.
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After then about 3 - 5 days later i started having body weakness every evening for about 3 days then it has suddenly development to fever that is coming every evening accompanied with uncontrollable Shivering, cold, headache, serious night sweat that i have never had before, mild body temperature and dizziness, those are all the symptoms am currently experiencing from the past 5 days now and it normally comes every evening, one thing i also noticed is that immediately i took some drugs all the symptoms with disappeared within a space of 1 - 2 hours till the next evening, it will then re-appear.
I have already promised God Almighty that i will never and ever engage in anything sex till i married and i vowed with my life. And nothing can change it, it's been 9days clear now and i have not had anything sex or even the thought of it.
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Am planning going for an hiv text on Monday which is tomorrow and am very afraid now.

Guy you took 4 ladies in a night. Mhen you are a super stud, people want to know your HIV status so that the nairaland babes can latch on your nuts and eat it like berries.

GeneralNass:
Please Doctors In The House Help, Are These Signs And Symptoms Of HIV?

On 23rd of last month i went to a brothel met a dark chubby girl and took her in, we had sex with condom on and also kissed like 6minutes wet kisses, then after am done i came out and took in another one, this one is tall and fair. She gave me head for like a minute + to two minutes i had some tiny sores on my dick though, she then wore me a condom before sex.
.
.
Then same day i went back again, i told the first girl (the dark and chubby one) we had sex with condom on and wet kisses for like 3 minutes, i then withdrew my mouth because her silava and lips are smelling with enough cigarette, then i was done and took in another one a dark tall one, we just had normal sex and nothing else like kissing and head, since i started visiting prostitutes this is the first time am kissing one and also receiving head from one, i must admit here that i have slept with more than 180 prostitutes totally in 4 years time since i started having sex, although condom has busted about 5times but i always detected it immediately, except one which i didn't knew that it has busted and i was going for about 3 minutes before i knew what was going on, i was very high though i guess that was why.
.
.
Now back to the symptoms am experiencing, i got a sore like those of malaria sores with blisters at the right side of my mouth then some days later they form a dey sore and i peeled them off.
.
.
After then about 3 - 5 days later i started having body weakness every evening for about 3 days then it has suddenly development to fever that is coming every evening accompanied with uncontrollable Shivering, cold, headache, serious night sweat that i have never had before, mild body temperature and dizziness, those are all the symptoms am currently experiencing from the past 5 days now and it normally comes every evening, one thing i also noticed is that immediately i took some drugs all the symptoms with disappeared within a space of 1 - 2 hours till the next evening, it will then re-appear.
I have already promised God Almighty that i will never and ever engage in anything sex till i married and i vowed with my life. And nothing can change it, it's been 9days clear now and i have not had anything sex or even the thought of it.
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Am planning going for an hiv text on Monday which is tomorrow and am very afraid now.

nairaland

Lalas247:

Where do u want to go ... all expense in me

Haha @ dead niqqa

Ha. Correct babe.

Lemme not stress yur purse, I dey Ikeja... jus take me anywhere close as long as alcohol dey involved.

So because people can get infections from sex, it is now meant for marriage? Don't married people get infections? And who told you before your worldview of marriage sexual reproductive species have not been having sex?

Crawl back into your hole if you see this as an opportunity to spread your religious nonsense.

OrdercityWeb:

Oh was it not you and joeeee240 i was telling on one thread one night like that. That sex is meant for marriage?
Lol.. joeeee240 successfully evaded my questions, you yourself joined in the personality assault. Abi are you not the foresnsic psychologist?
Well that's what i love about reality. It slaps you in the face.

GeneralNass:

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Thank u very much madam, i appreciate.
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But am really so very scared though, but i will just try and gather enough courage tomorrow.

Is it that u are so ugly u can't get an actual girlfriend? Why prostitutes?

ShyCypher:




Ha. Correct babe.

Lemme not stress yur purse, I dey Ikeja... jus take me anywhere close as long as alcohol dey involved.

Do they sell snacks there like suya n co cause I like food

Except future wife is unfaithful, I don't see myself catching any of the STIs or are there non sexual ways of contrasting STI apart from dirty toilet seats which I know can't be an option for me or her?

TheEminentLaity:
Don't be so sure ... People don't go about looking to get infected. Many people get infected by their partners, like OP now I looking forward to get married and he most likely will to a girl keeping herself for her husband in marriage. Your future wife might have treated a couple as well.

Don't let it deter you as many STIs are treatable just be responsible and get a responsible partner and get tested.

OrdercityWeb:

Oh was it not you and joeeee240 i was telling on one thread one night like that. That sex is meant for marriage?
Lol.. joeeee240 successfully evaded my questions, you yourself joined in the personality assault. Abi are you not the foresnsic psychologist?
Well that's what i love about reality. It slaps you in the face.

what slapyes i am the forensic psychologist...What's your point heredid i mention or advise him here on religion or about his fateu are a very very sick person...I told u earlier and i am mentioning it again...Seek help!!!!i don't judge people i evaluate them and advise them...I don't spite people...U are just an attention seeking opinionated self deluded ignorant person...I have told you without wasting time reading your rants...You suffer from ADD...Attention deficit disorder...And u try so hard getting noticed or staying relevant even if it makes u appear and look stupiddddd...Daz gross and sick..Get help mr man!!!!!

GeneralNass:
Please Doctors In The House Help, Are These Signs And Symptoms Of HIV?

On 23rd of last month i went to a brothel met a dark chubby girl and took her in, we had sex with condom on and also kissed like 6minutes wet kisses, then after am done i came out and took in another one, this one is tall and fair. She gave me head for like a minute + to two minutes i had some tiny sores on my dick though, she then wore me a condom before sex.
.
.
Then same day i went back again, i told the first girl (the dark and chubby one) we had sex with condom on and wet kisses for like 3 minutes, i then withdrew my mouth because her silava and lips are smelling with enough cigarette, then i was done and took in another one a dark tall one, we just had normal sex and nothing else like kissing and head, since i started visiting prostitutes this is the first time am kissing one and also receiving head from one, i must admit here that i have slept with more than 180 prostitutes totally in 4 years time since i started having sex, although condom has busted about 5times but i always detected it immediately, except one which i didn't knew that it has busted and i was going for about 3 minutes before i knew what was going on, i was very high though i guess that was why.
.
.
Now back to the symptoms am experiencing, i got a sore like those of malaria sores with blisters at the right side of my mouth then some days later they form a dey sore and i peeled them off.
.
.
After then about 3 - 5 days later i started having body weakness every evening for about 3 days then it has suddenly development to fever that is coming every evening accompanied with uncontrollable Shivering, cold, headache, serious night sweat that i have never had before, mild body temperature and dizziness, those are all the symptoms am currently experiencing from the past 5 days now and it normally comes every evening, one thing i also noticed is that immediately i took some drugs all the symptoms with disappeared within a space of 1 - 2 hours till the next evening, it will then re-appear.
I have already promised God Almighty that i will never and ever engage in anything sex till i married and i vowed with my life. And nothing can change it, it's been 9days clear now and i have not had anything sex or even the thought of it.
.
Am planning going for an hiv text on Monday which is tomorrow and am very afraid now.

U are most likely positive chai

dirtymoney:
While you and the doctors battle with the symptoms, let me battle with the accounting.
180 prostitutes in 4 years.
Assuming each prostitute cost 1,000 that would translate to 180,000.00
That is 35 per year.
Assuming after the first year 35,000 was invested at 5% per month.
5% = per month
= 1,750*12 = 21,000
At the end of second year. Principal + Interest = 35,000 + 21,000 =56,000
Second month savings from Ashawo abstinence 35,000
Add that to the first year principal +Interest. =71,000
At year 3.
71,000 invested at 5% per month would yield 3,550 per month and 41,600 in 12 months.
Add that to the principal and interest of year 2 and the Ashawo abstinence savings of year 3 = 148,000.
At year 4.
148,000 invested at 5% would yield 7,400 per month and 88,800 at the end of the year.
Add that to the principals and interests of preceeding years plus the Ashawo Abstinence savings for year 4 = 88,800 +148,000 + 35,000 = 271,800
All calculations are in Naira.
So in 4 years N271,800 would have been saved.
271,800 can get you a considerably small piece of land where u can start a small business in the village. Eg snail or snake farming.
Anyway.when the results are out on Monday, ensure u give us update. Everyone has a second chance. Ensure you don't abuse it.
Good luck

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