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Addicted2Women:
Shut up

Ebonics are African American lingua

These are American grammatical blunders

Do not throw stones if you live in a glass house.

You are telling your father to shut up?

jaelz:
Yesterday I was in a bus going back home and saw this fine slay mama beside me looking uncomfy and sad so I engaged her to know why and lo and behold she said 'I HAVING SLIGHT HEADACHE IN MY LEG"
I am still looking for where to faint pls

CC: LALASTICLALA
SEUN ONILA FARANO MYND44
ISHBEBE

"Don't angry me"!

i come there yesterday

whom did you told it to? Lol. Bad English

whom did u told it to

I can remember one morning class during my sec sch days, four students were making noise while the teacher was writing on d board, suddenly he turned towards us and said '' hey the four both of you stand up!!... And he continues, I'll be suffering myself writing, u will be making hell of noises and it will b sweetening you''

Don't liar oo

She stood in the front of my back

My mummy give me the calculator

I saw your missed call, yes I'm hearing you are you hearing me?

vickvan:
The one that made me go crazy was this statement. "If you have not gotten your materials, go and got yours". Please, don't ask who made that statement.

sheyizy1:
It happened in a bank...the banker asked this fine girl have you filled the form? The fine girl shouted ha ha I felt it yesterday now

damn! Thank God for My bullet proof vest.

MISSCONGENIALITY:
Male salesgirl wanted

I prefer female salesboy

"Waoooo; you looks good"

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RedAlert08:
Stories.

Waka pass Sir, what you don't understand sounds like stories.

Investnow2017:
I prefer female salesboy

A friend once asked me that "How was your night going?" immediately I became nauseate.

Addicted2Women:

Americans commit the most grammatical blunders you would ever imagine.

Non Americans do think that Americans are all educated and can write and speak good English, millions of them don't know the states in their country, their city mayor, the cities in their state, their continent, the countries in their continent and the worst is that 90% of them thinks that Africa is a country

1. Is you mad ??

2. Where is you going

3. We was at home

4. We gone get fat eating rice

5. Who is you

6. They parked they cars in the garage

7. It's there own cup of tea

8. I'm finna go grab me a bread

9. Imma tell you how it is

10. I done diddly do the got damn thing (rednecks and hillbillies)

11. Come and wash the car instead of "come wash the car", Nigerians are culpable of this particular grammatical error

12. I was sleep when my wife came home

13. She's good people

14 I have a iPhone, i want a orange, i saw a aeroplane

A family friend mentioned heart breakage... Mi o reni bami rerin oh

"Enter your shoe and follow me."

That was how my lodge mate once told me: I want to pay my school fees money in the bank

I was hunger

Am in front of your back, on the queue

oya,tell me to sorry!

I was really surprised when a friend told me "You are good people" ,wanted to faint..Come to my house and listen to my kids: Give me it instead of give it to me,
I tried correcting them uncountable times but that's American English, I've even joined them saying " Come take instead of Come and take"..lol.

Addicted2Women:

Americans commit the most grammatical blunders you would ever imagine.

Non Americans do think that Americans are all educated and can write and speak good English, millions of them don't know the states in their country, their city mayor, the cities in their state, their continent, the countries in their continent and the worst is that 90% of them thinks that Africa is a country

1. Is you mad ??

2. Where is you going

3. We was at home

4. We gone get fat eating rice

5. Who is you

6. They parked they cars in the garage

7. It's there own cup of tea

8. I'm finna go grab me a bread

9. Imma tell you how it is

10. I done diddly do the got damn thing (rednecks and hillbillies)

11. Come and wash the car instead of "come wash the car", Nigerians are culpable of this particular grammatical error

12. I was sleep when my wife came home

13. She's good people

14 I have a iPhone, i want a orange, i saw a aeroplane

AfonjaBoston:
Do not throw stones if you live in a glass house.

You are telling your father to shut up?

I will slap the taste out of your mouth

NarnieSnyper:
Brah, that's black American ghetto way of speaking. Think of it as their own pidgin english. If you notice, it's mostly Blacks , Hispanics in the slumps that speak that way.

Shut up

I have millions of well educated white friends

Addicted2Women:
Shut up

I have millions of well educated white friends

You lack manners and you don't reason well enough to keep up. I would have loved to teach you the difference but it'll be like trying to boil a rock with just a candle stick.

I Pray you stop lacking wisdom henceforth. Silly child

Bjgirl1:
I was really surprised when a friend told me "You are good people" ,wanted to faint..Come to my house and listen to my kids: Give me it instead of give it to me,
I tried correcting them uncountable times but that's American English, I've even joined them saying " Come take instead of Come and take"..lol.

where are ur kids growing up?

Addicted2Women:
Shut up

I have millions of well educated white friends

it doesn't change the fact the lingo has its roots from the African slaves that came here hundreds of years ago. Does it make me Hispanic for speaking Spanish ? I guess not

Texas

iRyan:
where are ur kids growing up?

Bjgirl1:
Texas

they aren't speaking the standard American English though. one of the reasons we have schools

In a bid to reply a letter sent by a boy from another school who was aiming at having a relationship with me back then in those days, I wrote "you this flabbergasted idiot" not knowing that I was saying "you this surprise idiot" The naughty boy replied and corrected me. I felt sooooooooo bad!!!

feyorpe:
In a bid to reply a letter sent by a boy from another school who was aiming at having a relationship with me back then in those days, I wrote "you this flabbergasted idiot" not knowing that I was saying "you this surprise idiot" The naughty boy replied and corrected me. I felt sooooooooo bad!!!

Lol.....................