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Re: Hey Yall Its Sept 23 And I Am Raptured. I Am Writing This Post From Heaven by hopefulLandlord: 11:25am On Sep 23, 2017 |
Jacksonville:same to you I don't remember claiming to have originated it its good having someone who googles my every post though I'm real, you didn't make heaven |
Re: Hey Yall Its Sept 23 And I Am Raptured. I Am Writing This Post From Heaven by Nobody: 11:32am On Sep 23, 2017 |
hopefulLandlord:After infringing copy right you're still talking .. Abegii 2 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: Hey Yall Its Sept 23 And I Am Raptured. I Am Writing This Post From Heaven by hopefulLandlord: 11:41am On Sep 23, 2017 |
Jacksonville:I don't remember claiming ownership of it You still haven't answered, why should I come out of heaven? to what end? |
Re: Hey Yall Its Sept 23 And I Am Raptured. I Am Writing This Post From Heaven by adepeter2027(m): 12:15pm On Sep 23, 2017 |
Hier:Myself and Yahweh are cruising in heaven. He's showing me where hes gonna throw Mydn44 into (aka hellfire) |
Re: Hey Yall Its Sept 23 And I Am Raptured. I Am Writing This Post From Heaven by hopefulLandlord: 12:16pm On Sep 23, 2017 |
I love humour laden threads like this |
Re: Hey Yall Its Sept 23 And I Am Raptured. I Am Writing This Post From Heaven by adepeter2027(m): 12:16pm On Sep 23, 2017 |
hopefulLandlord:Jùst arriving bro from the tour with Angel Michael |
Re: Hey Yall Its Sept 23 And I Am Raptured. I Am Writing This Post From Heaven by adepeter2027(m): 12:18pm On Sep 23, 2017 |
hopefulLandlord:Johnydon22 nko? Not in view. |
Re: Hey Yall Its Sept 23 And I Am Raptured. I Am Writing This Post From Heaven by adepeter2027(m): 12:19pm On Sep 23, 2017 |
Felixomor currently in an argument with the gatekeeper. He's about to be thrown back to earth 1 Like |
Re: Hey Yall Its Sept 23 And I Am Raptured. I Am Writing This Post From Heaven by hopefulLandlord: 12:20pm On Sep 23, 2017 |
adepeter2027:welcome bro, seems Nairaland Christians didn't make it Yahweh only wanted Skeptics in heaven not gullible people |
Re: Hey Yall Its Sept 23 And I Am Raptured. I Am Writing This Post From Heaven by hopefulLandlord: 12:21pm On Sep 23, 2017 |
adepeter2027: Heaven is a big place, I'll ask Yahweh where if Johnny made it, he's too intelligent not to make heaven |
Re: Hey Yall Its Sept 23 And I Am Raptured. I Am Writing This Post From Heaven by bloodofthelamb(m): 12:22pm On Sep 23, 2017 |
[/quote]God never made all this things you listing here. All good and perfect gifts comes from my Lord Jesus. |
Re: Hey Yall Its Sept 23 And I Am Raptured. I Am Writing This Post From Heaven by adepeter2027(m): 12:24pm On Sep 23, 2017 |
Daeylar:Use of camera is prohibited in heaven. Lemme drift to hell fire so I can snap heaven |
Re: Hey Yall Its Sept 23 And I Am Raptured. I Am Writing This Post From Heaven by adepeter2027(m): 12:26pm On Sep 23, 2017 |
Ninethmare:Mydn44 can never & will never make heaven. Lalasticlala narrowly escaped hell because he do push snake related threads to FP. |
Re: Hey Yall Its Sept 23 And I Am Raptured. I Am Writing This Post From Heaven by hopefulLandlord: 12:27pm On Sep 23, 2017 |
bloodofthelamb: the Holy Bible does not agree with you I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things. Isaiah 45:7 5 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: Hey Yall Its Sept 23 And I Am Raptured. I Am Writing This Post From Heaven by adepeter2027(m): 12:28pm On Sep 23, 2017 |
hopefulLandlord:Tell them again. They don't even know and understand biblical verses. No wonder they're in hell and we are in heaven |
Re: Hey Yall Its Sept 23 And I Am Raptured. I Am Writing This Post From Heaven by hopefulLandlord: 12:33pm On Sep 23, 2017 |
adepeter2027: |
Re: Hey Yall Its Sept 23 And I Am Raptured. I Am Writing This Post From Heaven by bloodofthelamb(m): 12:36pm On Sep 23, 2017 |
[quote author=hopefulLandlord post=60750483] Heaven is a big place, I'll ask Yahweh where if Johnny made it, he's too intelligent not to make heaven[/quote. Worldly intelligence and scientific knowledge is not the requirements for eternal life... Bachelor's degree will not qualify you... Grammatical prowess will not deliver anyone...We are not the way, Christ Jesus is... 2 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Hey Yall Its Sept 23 And I Am Raptured. I Am Writing This Post From Heaven by hopefulLandlord: 12:39pm On Sep 23, 2017 |
bloodofthelamb:and look where Jesus led you to? we are In heaven enjoying the fruit of our skepticism while you're on earth blowing grammar upandan |
Re: Hey Yall Its Sept 23 And I Am Raptured. I Am Writing This Post From Heaven by Daeylar(f): 12:53pm On Sep 23, 2017 |
adepeter2027: Finally someone who wants to take a picture for me. Take a picture of hell and post first, Some said they were in heaven or hell but refused to post a pic for me adepeter2027: 1 Like
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Re: Hey Yall Its Sept 23 And I Am Raptured. I Am Writing This Post From Heaven by felixomor: 1:11pm On Sep 23, 2017 |
adepeter2027: You are right |
Re: Hey Yall Its Sept 23 And I Am Raptured. I Am Writing This Post From Heaven by Nuhvey(m): 1:12pm On Sep 23, 2017 |
Haha. HopefulLandord.. What about Martinez19 and dalaman, and most importantly, Otem ? |
Re: Hey Yall Its Sept 23 And I Am Raptured. I Am Writing This Post From Heaven by Martinez19(m): 1:15pm On Sep 23, 2017 |
Nuhvey:heaven is peaceful no religiotards in here. 1 Like |
Re: Hey Yall Its Sept 23 And I Am Raptured. I Am Writing This Post From Heaven by Martinez19(m): 1:21pm On Sep 23, 2017 |
hopefulLandlord:It is obvious that felixomor watches porn and masturbates. 2 Likes |
Re: Hey Yall Its Sept 23 And I Am Raptured. I Am Writing This Post From Heaven by felixomor: 1:35pm On Sep 23, 2017 |
Martinez19: Hehehehehe Another confirmation of what causes young male atheism..... Repent 1 Like |
Re: Hey Yall Its Sept 23 And I Am Raptured. I Am Writing This Post From Heaven by Hier(m): 1:35pm On Sep 23, 2017 |
adepeter2027:it had better be in the deepest part of h*ll cause the dude doesn't move my thread to FP |
Re: Hey Yall Its Sept 23 And I Am Raptured. I Am Writing This Post From Heaven by Hier(m): 1:40pm On Sep 23, 2017 |
adepeter2027: I ran into akintom, he was fighting with one of the angels at the entrance. The angel said one of his papers are missing and dude flare up people are begging here, all the angels just lock up |
Re: Hey Yall Its Sept 23 And I Am Raptured. I Am Writing This Post From Heaven by Hier(m): 1:45pm On Sep 23, 2017 |
hopefulLandlord: the thing taya me self |
Re: Hey Yall Its Sept 23 And I Am Raptured. I Am Writing This Post From Heaven by Hier(m): 1:51pm On Sep 23, 2017 |
hahn: Walia, you got Yahweh's rib cracking Psalm2:4 He that sitteth in the heavens shall laugh: the Lord shall have them in derision. Even the angels are like, why is God laughing like this |
Re: Hey Yall Its Sept 23 And I Am Raptured. I Am Writing This Post From Heaven by Hier(m): 1:59pm On Sep 23, 2017 |
kadree:you guys so hilarious cc Lalasticlala |
Re: Hey Yall Its Sept 23 And I Am Raptured. I Am Writing This Post From Heaven by Hier(m): 2:01pm On Sep 23, 2017 |
Nuhvey: That Otem guy fit don' go the other side abi otematum, are you in heaven? *over the radio* o boy, everybody for heaven no won hear that name 1 Like |
Re: Hey Yall Its Sept 23 And I Am Raptured. I Am Writing This Post From Heaven by adepeter2027(m): 2:04pm On Sep 23, 2017 |
1sharon don take Analice10-7 heaven ticket |
Re: Hey Yall Its Sept 23 And I Am Raptured. I Am Writing This Post From Heaven by Hier(m): 2:10pm On Sep 23, 2017 |
she's here oooooooh, just spotted Sharon. she be pressing those buttons and tweeting anyhow probably her boi is asking for directions
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