Jacksonville:


Happy saturday too my brother

same to you

No oo, na u originate am. Like you would have gladly admitted it if not that you were busted by butterflylion

I don't remember claiming to have originated it

its good having someone who googles my every post though

Try to be real bro

I'm real, you didn't make heaven

hopefulLandlord:

come out of heaven? to what end?

After infringing copy right you're still talking .. Abegii

Jacksonville:

After infringing copy right you're still talking .. Abegii

I don't remember claiming ownership of it
You still haven't answered, why should I come out of heaven? to what end?

Hier:


Hopefullandlord in Heaven give the phone to Obinna58

Truly, God is merciful

Is Hahn and adepter2026 there, what about 1sharon??

Myself and Yahweh are cruising in heaven.
He's showing me where hes gonna throw Mydn44 into (aka hellfire)

I love humour laden threads like this

hopefulLandlord:

Yahweh said he made Hahn the real estate agent of Hell, so no heaven for him
I haven't seen Adepeter26 but I'll ask Yahweh when I enter his abode

Jùst arriving bro from the tour with Angel Michael

hopefulLandlord:
I'm also yet to see Jacksonville, Annyplenty wey like rapture past him life self no make am

Johnydon22 nko? Not in view.

Felixomor currently in an argument with the gatekeeper.

He's about to be thrown back to earth

adepeter2027:
Jùst arriving bro from the tour with Angel Michael

welcome bro, seems Nairaland Christians didn't make it
Yahweh only wanted Skeptics in heaven not gullible people

adepeter2027:

Johnydon22 nko? Not in view.

Heaven is a big place, I'll ask Yahweh where if Johnny made it, he's too intelligent not to make heaven

[/quote]God never made all this things you listing here. All good and perfect gifts comes from my Lord Jesus.

Daeylar:


But you cannot snap picture of where you are,

so God approved your sending of this message but won't approve picture.

Use of camera is prohibited in heaven.

Lemme drift to hell fire so I can snap heaven

Ninethmare:
Lalasticlala mydn44 are you in heaven with us

Mydn44 can never & will never make heaven.

Lalasticlala narrowly escaped hell because he do push snake related threads to FP.

bloodofthelamb:

:DGod never made all this things you listing here. All good and perfect gifts comes from my Lord Jesus.

the Holy Bible does not agree with you

I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.

hopefulLandlord:


the Holy Bible does not agree with you

I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.

Isaiah 45:7

Tell them again. They don't even know and understand biblical verses.

No wonder they're in hell and we are in heaven

adepeter2027:
Tell them again. They don't even know and understand biblical verses.
No wonder they're in hell and we are in heaven

[quote author=hopefulLandlord post=60750483]

Heaven is a big place, I'll ask Yahweh where if Johnny made it, he's too intelligent not to make heaven[/quote. Worldly intelligence and scientific knowledge is not the requirements for eternal life... Bachelor's degree will not qualify you... Grammatical prowess will not deliver anyone...We are not the way, Christ Jesus is...

bloodofthelamb:
Worldly intelligence and scientific knowledge is not the requirements for eternal life... Bachelor's degree will not qualify you... Grammatical prowess will not deliver anyone...We are not the way, Christ Jesus is...

and look where Jesus led you to? we are In heaven enjoying the fruit of our skepticism while you're on earth blowing grammar upandan

adepeter2027:

Use of camera is prohibited in heaven.

Lemme drift to hell fire so I can snap heaven

Finally someone who wants to take a picture for me.

Take a picture of hell and post first,
Some said they were in heaven or hell but refused to post a pic for me

adepeter2027:

Mydn44 can never & will never make heaven.

adepeter2027:
Felixomor currently in an argument with the gatekeeper.

He's about to be thrown back to earth

You are right

Haha. HopefulLandord.. What about Martinez19 and dalaman, and most importantly, Otem ?

Nuhvey:
Haha. HopefulLandord.. What about Martinez19 and dalaman, and most importantly, Otem ?

heaven is peaceful no religiotards in here.

hopefulLandlord:


the day has come, I'm in heaven but you didn't make it, Yahweh said you're a porn and masturbation addict, that's the reason you didn't make heaven, don't take the mark of the beast abeg, hope still dey for you

It is obvious that felixomor watches porn and masturbates.

Martinez19:
It is obvious that felixomor watches porn and masturbates.

Hehehehehe
Another confirmation of what causes young male atheism.....

Repent

adepeter2027:

Myself and Yahweh are cruising in heaven.
He's showing me where hes gonna throw Mydn44 into (aka hellfire)

it had better be in the deepest part of h*ll cause the dude doesn't move my thread to FP

adepeter2027:

Jùst arriving bro from the tour with Angel Michael

I ran into akintom, he was fighting with one of the angels at the entrance.

The angel said one of his papers are missing and dude flare up

people are begging here, all the angels just lock up

hopefulLandlord:


that one? everything that's happening is a sign of rapture

tell him you drank garri this morning and he could pull a sign of rapture from it

the thing taya me self

hahn:


Actually Jehovah is the liar here. Heaven is a public toilet for boring people and stinks like poop. For real

Hell is full of beautiful things and that is why baba Devil decided to not to bother himself advertising it as opposed to Yahweh that has lied to the world

Walia, you got Yahweh's rib cracking

Psalm2:4 He that sitteth in the heavens shall laugh: the Lord shall have them in derision.

Even the angels are like, why is God laughing like this

kadree:
Na free na. U don pay the price as a born again before rapture. Lolz

you guys so hilarious

cc Lalasticlala

Nuhvey:
Haha. HopefulLandord.. What about Martinez19 and dalaman, and most importantly, Otem ?

That Otem guy fit don' go the other side

abi otematum, are you in heaven? *over the radio*

o boy, everybody for heaven no won hear that name

1sharon don take Analice10-7 heaven ticket

she's here oooooooh, just spotted Sharon.
she be pressing those buttons and tweeting anyhow
probably her boi is asking for directions