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Re: Hey Yall Its Sept 23 And I Am Raptured. I Am Writing This Post From Heaven by 1Sharon(f): 2:12pm On Sep 23, 2017 |
adepeter2027: Telling them to check the list again 1 Like |
Re: Hey Yall Its Sept 23 And I Am Raptured. I Am Writing This Post From Heaven by Hier(m): 2:14pm On Sep 23, 2017 |
adepeter2027: Loooooool, I no trust Sharon yen rara. na watin she fit do, ehn ehn see her, o boi, this girl sha dey focused on her phone. You sabi when abino dey press phone for daylight, I swear, na watin she dey do be that |
Re: Hey Yall Its Sept 23 And I Am Raptured. I Am Writing This Post From Heaven by adepeter2027(m): 2:18pm On Sep 23, 2017 |
1Sharon:You've killed me oo 2 Likes
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Re: Hey Yall Its Sept 23 And I Am Raptured. I Am Writing This Post From Heaven by Hier(m): 2:19pm On Sep 23, 2017 |
hopefulLandlord: lwkmd mark of what |
Re: Hey Yall Its Sept 23 And I Am Raptured. I Am Writing This Post From Heaven by Hier(m): 2:24pm On Sep 23, 2017 |
hopefulLandlord: chooooii, so Muhammad was lying - 7 virgin |
Re: Hey Yall Its Sept 23 And I Am Raptured. I Am Writing This Post From Heaven by hopefulLandlord: 2:26pm On Sep 23, 2017 |
Hier:the great tribulation, mark of the beast 666 |
Re: Hey Yall Its Sept 23 And I Am Raptured. I Am Writing This Post From Heaven by Hier(m): 2:29pm On Sep 23, 2017 |
hopefulLandlord:I never knew you this hilarious |
Re: Hey Yall Its Sept 23 And I Am Raptured. I Am Writing This Post From Heaven by haffaze777(m): 2:42pm On Sep 23, 2017 |
nah werey people full here |
Re: Hey Yall Its Sept 23 And I Am Raptured. I Am Writing This Post From Heaven by Rilwayne001: 2:43pm On Sep 23, 2017 |
haffaze777: Lol |
Re: Hey Yall Its Sept 23 And I Am Raptured. I Am Writing This Post From Heaven by Hier(m): 2:46pm On Sep 23, 2017 |
hopefulLandlord: walia, I can't remember my last |
Re: Hey Yall Its Sept 23 And I Am Raptured. I Am Writing This Post From Heaven by Hier(m): 2:51pm On Sep 23, 2017 |
adepeter2027: like we are forgetting Seun ooooo help me find am. We dey beg am make him create new section for us, him yari kanle ni fa hopefullandlord, you see catfishbilly or butterflylion those monikers are sth else walia |
Re: Hey Yall Its Sept 23 And I Am Raptured. I Am Writing This Post From Heaven by Hier(m): 2:58pm On Sep 23, 2017 |
Daeylar:. hi, are you a Christian? |
Re: Hey Yall Its Sept 23 And I Am Raptured. I Am Writing This Post From Heaven by hopefulLandlord: 3:01pm On Sep 23, 2017 |
Hier: 1 Like |
Re: Hey Yall Its Sept 23 And I Am Raptured. I Am Writing This Post From Heaven by hahn(m): 3:11pm On Sep 23, 2017 |
Hier: It is probably high, Like "most high" |
Re: Hey Yall Its Sept 23 And I Am Raptured. I Am Writing This Post From Heaven by joe4christ(m): 3:22pm On Sep 23, 2017 |
This is so freaking hilarious |
Re: Hey Yall Its Sept 23 And I Am Raptured. I Am Writing This Post From Heaven by Daeylar(f): 3:26pm On Sep 23, 2017 |
Hier: Hello, yes I am |
Re: Hey Yall Its Sept 23 And I Am Raptured. I Am Writing This Post From Heaven by dalaman: 4:32pm On Sep 23, 2017 |
hopefulLandlord: I always knew excessive masturbation and pornography will stop this one from going to heaven. Mr Felixmoron. HopefulLandlord abeg enjoy heaven ooo. We still dey earth dey run our things. Nothing do us. |
Re: Hey Yall Its Sept 23 And I Am Raptured. I Am Writing This Post From Heaven by Hier(m): 4:38pm On Sep 23, 2017 |
hahn: ooooooh, close one eye to view the verse Hahn do you like driving, ehn ehn keep strolling wait Hahn, you didn't answer me na Hahn Hahn okay, keep driving why is the road so scanty no one is even making noise here did you see, ooooooh, never mind Dada we almost home hahn oooooooh. you didn't close it. by way, Yahweh is He not |
Re: Hey Yall Its Sept 23 And I Am Raptured. I Am Writing This Post From Heaven by Hier(m): 4:42pm On Sep 23, 2017 |
Re: Hey Yall Its Sept 23 And I Am Raptured. I Am Writing This Post From Heaven by Nobody: 4:44pm On Sep 23, 2017 |
hopefulLandlord:which contractor built this ? looks like Yahweh tried to cut corners. what a cheapskate! Yahweh revoked my entrance pass and sent me to hell after I told him I wasn't a lover of antiquated buildings. I guess I should have kept my mouth shut. |
Re: Hey Yall Its Sept 23 And I Am Raptured. I Am Writing This Post From Heaven by hahn(m): 4:49pm On Sep 23, 2017 |
It It It It It It It It It Hier: |
Re: Hey Yall Its Sept 23 And I Am Raptured. I Am Writing This Post From Heaven by Hier(m): 5:01pm On Sep 23, 2017 |
Re: Hey Yall Its Sept 23 And I Am Raptured. I Am Writing This Post From Heaven by bloodofthelamb(m): 5:32pm On Sep 23, 2017 |
hopefulLandlord:OK O YA ENJOY HEAVEN WELL WELL.. |
Re: Hey Yall Its Sept 23 And I Am Raptured. I Am Writing This Post From Heaven by bloodofthelamb(m): 6:16pm On Sep 23, 2017 |
adepeter2027:SONS OF MEN MOCKING THE ABODE OF "THE ANCIENT OF DAYS"...SPEECHLESS! BUT THEN, I RECALL THAT CHRIST JESUS ALSO DIED FOR HIS BLASPHEMERS AND MOCKERS...NO SIN OR OFFENCE THE PRECIOUS BLOOD OF JESUS CANNOT TAKE CARE OF...I CAN'T HOLD MY PRAISE ANY LONGER: "OH LORD MY GOD, HOW GREAT IS YOUR MERCY TOWARD THE SONS OF MEN". 1 Like |
Re: Hey Yall Its Sept 23 And I Am Raptured. I Am Writing This Post From Heaven by adepeter2027(m): 6:18pm On Sep 23, 2017 |
bloodofthelamb:You want amadioha to strike YAHWEH abi? IF ya r3sponse is NO, then quit quoting me. But if you choose YES, I will send SANGO as subordinate |
Re: Hey Yall Its Sept 23 And I Am Raptured. I Am Writing This Post From Heaven by bloodofthelamb(m): 6:30pm On Sep 23, 2017 |
adepeter2027:BROS, HOW YOU DEY? |
Re: Hey Yall Its Sept 23 And I Am Raptured. I Am Writing This Post From Heaven by bloodofthelamb(m): 6:34pm On Sep 23, 2017 |
adepeter2027:BROS, HOW YOU DEY? |
Re: Hey Yall Its Sept 23 And I Am Raptured. I Am Writing This Post From Heaven by hopefulLandlord: 6:46pm On Sep 23, 2017 |
dalaman: lol |
Re: Hey Yall Its Sept 23 And I Am Raptured. I Am Writing This Post From Heaven by dalaman: 7:01pm On Sep 23, 2017 |
1Sharon: His name has been removed from the list because of excessive masturbation and pornography. |
Re: Hey Yall Its Sept 23 And I Am Raptured. I Am Writing This Post From Heaven by 1Sharon(f): 7:14pm On Sep 23, 2017 |
dalaman: Felixomor you see ur life? |
Re: Hey Yall Its Sept 23 And I Am Raptured. I Am Writing This Post From Heaven by dalaman: 7:36pm On Sep 23, 2017 |
hopefulLandlord: I've changed my mind. Am now in Allah's heaven chilling with my Harem of houris. You can keep hailing and praising Yahweh for ever while am here with my uncountable houris having mindless orgies with my heavenly virgins, there's also rivers of wine here, enough shayo for eternity. We use flying mats here for movement.
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Re: Hey Yall Its Sept 23 And I Am Raptured. I Am Writing This Post From Heaven by felixomor: 7:57pm On Sep 23, 2017 |
1Sharon: God bless you. |
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