okay so u ve been seeing this girl for a while,never talked to her tho,u feel u like her but u re scared to talk to her because u re shy,or scared of how she will react,,then u finally summon the courage to talk to her,wah will u say first, how would u strike a convo..how will u get her phone number or any of her social media handles?what's the most simplest way?no too much whinning,


mods plz push it to front page oo biko

Hmmm.

Me: Are you hausa?
Babe: no, why?
Me: cause you are driving me north (nut)

Lemme just book space

paiz:
Me: Are you a hausa?
Babe: no, why?
Me: cause you are driving me north (nut)

Use this pick-up line for local Street girls them go just hiss due to their poor sense of humor

Hmm

Me:Are you a boko haram Her:Yes (I run pass usain bolt)
Me:Are you a boko haram Her:No why? Me:Because u are bombing my heart

paiz:
Me: Are you a hausa? Babe: no, why? Me: cause you are driving me north (nut)

Damn!!!

This is lit

Of all the problems or challenges we could gather to discuss about?







Una wehdon

is something wrong with you then it kontinues

paiz:
Me: Are you a hausa?
Babe: no, why?
Me: cause you are driving me north (nut)

"are u a hausa??"..what type of English is that??..d girl would go deaf from hearing that biko..
o gbagala penalty ya n'ime throwing

Send me your account number.


E never fail before.

I don't know oh
But I just smile walk up to her
B like hey...gudam,pm
How do u do?
Ive seen u around but I haven't really had d courage to talk to u...but 2day I find u irresistibly cute...smile
I am name n u r ?
OK well...nice making acquaintance... C u around
...it all depends sha...because...I fit go dia now I go 4get all dis lines...her response determines d flow...n I must just form for her no mata how she fine reach....if she bounce me...I carry am in gud fate...up ma game n block her again ...it actually depends

knax:


"are u a hausa??"..what type of English is that??..d girl would go deaf from hearing that biko..
o gbagala penalty ya n'ime throwing

baby ..money dey yanfu yanfu... hop on my bike ..let's go and buy you recharge card

I have money. what do you want? lol

Heloct:

I like ur teeth..wh toothpaste do u use??

knax:

I like ur teeth..wh toothpaste do u use??

Oral B..

Heloct:

Oral B..

I'm more of a dabur person..buh I won't mind talking to u close up..

knax:

I'm more of a dabur person..buh I won't mind talking to u close up..

Lol. Nice pick up lines.

Baby, are you yam ? Cuz my heart keeps pounding for you
Baby are you okra ? Cuz u keep drawing me closer

Na copy ooo

Heloct:

Lol. Nice pick up lines.

thank u...had to brush up my skills. u wouldn't mind if I slide u a pm now,would u?

baby you are the egg in my egg roll,,without you I'm just a buns

Hy babe,i saw u around and i got attracted to ur ass,can i touch it?

d luv I hv 4 u is greater dan d luv Adam had 4 Eve, far greater dan d luv APC hv in telling lies, permit me 2 Tel u Dat u ar ntin bt a rare treasure, baby, hv u eva fallen in Luv b4? If at al, dat is d photocopy, dis is d original

Igbo men be like:
Baby I Do North Have Time To West Hia
(Takes her to a beer palour)
Madam Give this fine girl fowl to eat

folakemigeh:
Hi Davido, People call me Folake but you can call me Tonight

Sure, Let me get your digits

I don laff tire..una no go kill person

jojothegreat:
Igbo men be like:
Baby I Do North Have Time To West Hia
(Takes her to a beer palour)
Madam Give this fine girl fowl to eat

This cracked me up real good.

dat y I like our men, dey ar full of actions, no time 4 big grammar

jojothegreat:
Igbo men be like:
Baby I Do North Have Time To West Hia
(Takes her to a beer palour)
Madam Give this fine girl fowl to eat

Me; Baby, do you care for an IphoneX?
Her; Wow!, Let me have your number