jojothegreat:
Igbo men be like:
Baby I Do North Have Time To West Hia
(Takes her to a beer palour)
Madam Give this fine girl fowl to eat

fowl indeed

hahahaha

It only in Africa our gals always think dat dey re too big 4a guy, but in English countrys just gv her Rose flowers she knows wot u want

Walk directly towards my target with a locked gaze nd smile.
Me :Hello .aw do u do ?I'm jide.
Her:Aw do u do,I'm *****
Me : I don't usually do this buh I just walked up to u to say ure really pretty nd I'd feel guilty all day if I don't tell u.
Her: awnnn
Me: dnt wana take much of Ur tym as ure probably busy now..can we hang out sometime,no pressure,if u Dnt mind.if yes I'll collect her digit,if no,I'll jus swerve.

Hambruce:
okay so u ve been seeing this girl for a while,never talked to her tho,u feel u like her but u re scared to talk to her because u re shy,or scared of how she will react,,then u finally summon the courage to talk to her,wah will u say first, how would u strike a convo..how will u get her phone number or any of her social media handles?what's the most simplest way?no too much whinning,


mods plz push it to front page oo biko

non am anti social and too serious
I also don't understand traffic signs

leocollins:
Hy babe,i saw u around and i got attracted to ur ass,can i touch it?

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