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Re: Have You Ever Been In A Physical Fight Before? Share Your Experience! by waywardpikin: 8:22pm On Sep 29, 2017
Danielmoore:
Check my first post
Omo bro your tori na gbagam. Reminds me of my ex-cultist friend moneysoldier.
Re: Have You Ever Been In A Physical Fight Before? Share Your Experience! by jojothegreat(m): 8:27pm On Sep 29, 2017
Back then I was still in kano state,
As a barrack boy, i can't count how many fights ave been involved in.
The last time was in 2015.
Some group of cultists, ganged up, beat and stabbed a young soldier in a party cus he was talking to a girl they claimed was their capon's girlfriend.
The story got to the streets and if you know barrack boys wella, we no dey hear word at all.
It took us weeks to plan a reprisal attack, studied the way these cultists move, their creeks and hideouts.
To cut long story short.
On this fateful day we attacked them with four different hilux, on their way to a party.. .... I can't call this fight tho.. cus we beat and flog nonsense comot for cultists body... At the end tho, two people were shot, their leader Didn't make it, after much loss of blood, he body was brought back to the barracks where he died on the way, the other dude managed to explain but was later caught in a hospital by sars.

Story was buried and never disclosed tho....
Since then... cool

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Re: Have You Ever Been In A Physical Fight Before? Share Your Experience! by Nobody: 8:32pm On Sep 29, 2017
jojothegreat:
Back then I was still in kano state,
As a barrack boy, i can't count how many fights ave been involved in.
The last time was in 2015.
Some group of cultists, ganged up, beat and stabbed a young soldier in a party cus he was talking to a girl they claimed was their capon's girlfriend.
The story got to the streets and if you know barrack boys wella, we no dey hear word at all.
It took us weeks to plan a reprisal attack, studied the way these cultists move, their creeks and hideouts.
To cut long story short.
On this fateful day we attacked them with four different hilux, on their way to a party.. .... I can't call this fight tho.. cus we beat and flog nonsense comot for cultists body... At the end tho, two people were shot, their leader Didn't make it, after much loss of blood, he body was brought back to the barracks where he died on the way, the other dude managed to explain but was later caught in a hospital by sars.

Story was buried and never disclosed tho....
Since then... cool
I bet the mofos didn't know they were f*cking with a military man

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Re: Have You Ever Been In A Physical Fight Before? Share Your Experience! by Nobody: 8:37pm On Sep 29, 2017
Danielmoore:
My days as an Alora informat I fight die

I dey my own jeje for my cousin hostel that night
He was a dreaded cultist an Alora member
That night he went with his gang both male and female in the hostel for jolly at a hotel

I refused to follow them because I didn't want to join and buccaneers don't force people especially if you are not interested.

So I was the only one in the 20 room hostel,there was light that night and the hostel was quite far from other hostels sha,but I no fear sha as I was stubborn but gentle.

I was in the toilet when I head footsteps,
The person opened my cousin room but he didn't see anybody not knowing say na toilet I dey,

I waited in the toilet for about 15mins,as I did not hear sound again I came out tip toeing,
Naso is see this guy with blue shirt,blue jean blue bandana, blue wristwatch and a blue beret with a sharp pick axe he was a bitter rival an eiye butcher sent to kill me,they got info that I am the only one in the hostel,
At first I wanted to run not until I sighted a pot of stew in front of the room by my right, the guy was walking towards me slowly knowing that I was defensless,
Omo as this guy they near me na him I carry the pot of pepperish stew pour for his eye,
Before I say jack john him Don drop axe dey battle with him eye,
I beat the life out of this guy ehn till my cousin and his guys came back around 2am in the
midnight,
They cut one of his ear and put it in envelope and sent it to the ibaka of eiye through a student as a sign of superiority

They later caught the guys two hands and killed him,
The next day I left for lagos.

Na God save my life that day

I still feel the guilt till today sha.
super story

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Re: Have You Ever Been In A Physical Fight Before? Share Your Experience! by Divay22(f): 8:41pm On Sep 29, 2017
waywardpikin:


Sometimes things like this help to restore people's factory settings. Kudos.

But shooking your hand inside someone's eye? Damn, you're mean. I'm sure you were biting your lips with passion and intent as you did that lol.
Lol
I just had to because he had troll me to my limit,and even all his other followers had to back off too..


That was the only thing i could do, because she wanted to bite me, so my hands were faster than her teeth...
I felt bad tho, but i still had a Lil smile on my face grin cheesy cheesy
Re: Have You Ever Been In A Physical Fight Before? Share Your Experience! by Dearlord(m): 9:36pm On Sep 29, 2017
In all honesty, I Fighting is good for the development of our bones.
I so much love fight both on bare hand and weapon accompanied fight
Re: Have You Ever Been In A Physical Fight Before? Share Your Experience! by meforyou1(m): 9:37pm On Sep 29, 2017
I have been a street fighter from primary school till date. Countless. Never lost any.
Re: Have You Ever Been In A Physical Fight Before? Share Your Experience! by centboy123456(m): 9:38pm On Sep 29, 2017
dingbang:
Children of God don't fight



hahahaha u just dey make me dey laff for here
Re: Have You Ever Been In A Physical Fight Before? Share Your Experience! by Ibime(m): 9:39pm On Sep 29, 2017
You call yourself waywardpikin with only 4 fights? I fit do that one in one week for primary school.

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Re: Have You Ever Been In A Physical Fight Before? Share Your Experience! by asawanathegreat(m): 9:39pm On Sep 29, 2017
Who sabi fight? Ma call Joshua and may weather for d person. I no fit shout

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Re: Have You Ever Been In A Physical Fight Before? Share Your Experience! by introvertedsoul: 9:41pm On Sep 29, 2017
Any guy above 20 without at least 10 fights under his belt, no be real man.
From Nursery till date? Come on!

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Re: Have You Ever Been In A Physical Fight Before? Share Your Experience! by curvilicious: 9:42pm On Sep 29, 2017
onyeezeigbo:
Gentlemen don't fight.

ayam gentle

Lazy man grin
Re: Have You Ever Been In A Physical Fight Before? Share Your Experience! by curvilicious: 9:42pm On Sep 29, 2017
purem:
I think am a lazy asshole

I always get my Ass whoop

Most times when I was still in school
Re: Have You Ever Been In A Physical Fight Before? Share Your Experience! by centboy123456(m): 9:46pm On Sep 29, 2017
Danielmoore:
My days as an Alora informat I fight die

I dey my own jeje for my cousin hostel that night
He was a dreaded cultist an Alora member
That night he went with his gang both male and female in the hostel for jolly at a hotel

I refused to follow them because I didn't want to join and buccaneers don't force people especially if you are not interested.

So I was the only one in the 20 room hostel,there was light that night and the hostel was quite far from other hostels sha,but I no fear sha as I was stubborn but gentle.

I was in the toilet when I head footsteps,
The person opened my cousin room but he didn't see anybody not knowing say na toilet I dey,

I waited in the toilet for about 15mins,as I did not hear sound again I came out tip toeing,
Naso is see this guy with blue shirt,blue jean blue bandana, blue wristwatch and a blue beret with a sharp pick axe he was a bitter rival an eiye butcher sent to kill me,they got info that I am the only one in the hostel,
At first I wanted to run not until I sighted a pot of stew in front of the room by my right, the guy was walking towards me slowly knowing that I was defensless,
Omo as this guy they near me na him I carry the pot of pepperish stew pour for his eye,
Before I say jack john him Don drop axe dey battle with him eye,
I beat the life out of this guy ehn till my cousin and his guys came back around 2am in the
midnight,
They cut one of his ear and put it in envelope and sent it to the ibaka of eiye through a student as a sign of superiority

They later caught the guys two hands and killed him,
The next day I left for lagos.

Na God save my life that day

I still feel the guilt till today sha.



really so what happens next dey kill d guy and noting happen
Re: Have You Ever Been In A Physical Fight Before? Share Your Experience! by slimhomiequan(m): 9:47pm On Sep 29, 2017
dis guy sabi lie
Re: Have You Ever Been In A Physical Fight Before? Share Your Experience! by PotatoSalad(m): 9:49pm On Sep 29, 2017
2012. almost stabbed the dude with broken alumaco window.
by now i for don rot finish for jail.
since then, nwanne carry your wahala go. no need

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Re: Have You Ever Been In A Physical Fight Before? Share Your Experience! by waywardpikin: 9:49pm On Sep 29, 2017
introvertedsoul:
Any guy above 20 without at least 10 fights under his belt, no be real man.
From Nursery till date? Come on!

10 fights?? Na food??

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Re: Have You Ever Been In A Physical Fight Before? Share Your Experience! by abbeyty(m): 9:52pm On Sep 29, 2017
This is the only person I have ever fought in my life..guess who she is to me ......


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ic_w1vxQkgg
Re: Have You Ever Been In A Physical Fight Before? Share Your Experience! by beephresh(m): 9:52pm On Sep 29, 2017
Yes and I was beaten . That's all I'm going to say
Re: Have You Ever Been In A Physical Fight Before? Share Your Experience! by encryptjay(m): 9:54pm On Sep 29, 2017
This OP has killed me with laughter; had to pause halfway and laugh my ass out.
Re: Have You Ever Been In A Physical Fight Before? Share Your Experience! by Elenurazorr(m): 9:58pm On Sep 29, 2017
My last fight was around 2012 in bosso (back of school) minna, Niger state. It was in a football viewing centre, man utd vs barca, barca getting dumped out was making jest, aboki got angry (I thought he was a student) got into a fight, everyone else ran away (it was during boko haram in suleja) I was pucnching him, he was stretching his hands to reach my balls. He grabbed it eventually I grabbed his too, little did I know he has made away with my blokkos.

Let me just pause here.. grin

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Re: Have You Ever Been In A Physical Fight Before? Share Your Experience! by afroxyz: 9:59pm On Sep 29, 2017
Shame. So even till after university you still fought? The last fight I had was in my SS2. Now I would lock you up if I even have extra energy to expend

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Re: Have You Ever Been In A Physical Fight Before? Share Your Experience! by oshe11: 9:59pm On Sep 29, 2017
waywardpikin:
Before getting into a fight, always try to gauge your opponent's strength. If person dey hungry to fight you, take the time and pause to find out what's giving him so much confidence. Some people go in blind because they are carried away by their emotions (anger, etc) and then they get schooled. First ask yourself the following question:

Can I take him?


If your church mind tells you that you can't my brother no try am o, because half the battle is fought in the mind. If you believe you can whoop that motherf%%cker's ar.se then chances are, you can! However, if you haven't properly gauged your opponent's strength then your church mind will definitely lead you into a fight you cannot win. Learn how to pick your battles. It can potentially save your life one day.
I jst laff U

Its obvious U didnt grow up in da street bruh

Who wan fight U physically wen bottles, axe n lipsrsealed dey ma posession

na jst to tame U wit my goons n den ur resilience wud tell if U wud live to tell the tale cos "DEAD MEN TELL NO TALES"

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Re: Have You Ever Been In A Physical Fight Before? Share Your Experience! by umesichibuzor: 10:01pm On Sep 29, 2017
Nice piece,Detailed Yet brief,This Made Me Laugh All through

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Re: Have You Ever Been In A Physical Fight Before? Share Your Experience! by demsid(m): 10:02pm On Sep 29, 2017
Danielmoore:
My days as an Alora informat I fight die

I dey my own jeje for my cousin hostel that night
He was a dreaded cultist an Alora member
That night he went with his gang both male and female in the hostel for jolly at a hotel

I refused to follow them because I didn't want to join and buccaneers don't force people especially if you are not interested.

So I was the only one in the 20 room hostel,there was light that night and the hostel was quite far from other hostels sha,but I no fear sha as I was stubborn but gentle.

I was in the toilet when I head footsteps,
The person opened my cousin room but he didn't see anybody not knowing say na toilet I dey,

I waited in the toilet for about 15mins,as I did not hear sound again I came out tip toeing,
Naso is see this guy with blue shirt,blue jean blue bandana, blue wristwatch and a blue beret with a sharp pick axe he was a bitter rival an eiye butcher sent to kill me,they got info that I am the only one in the hostel,
At first I wanted to run not until I sighted a pot of stew in front of the room by my right, the guy was walking towards me slowly knowing that I was defensless,
Omo as this guy they near me na him I carry the pot of pepperish stew pour for his eye,
Before I say jack john him Don drop axe dey battle with him eye,
I beat the life out of this guy ehn till my cousin and his guys came back around 2am in the
midnight,
They cut one of his ear and put it in envelope and sent it to the ibaka of eiye through a student as a sign of superiority

They later caught the guys two hands and killed him,
The next day I left for lagos.

Na God save my life that day

I still feel the guilt till today sha.
ths ur own story wicked o. But interesting
Re: Have You Ever Been In A Physical Fight Before? Share Your Experience! by blingxx(m): 10:02pm On Sep 29, 2017
purem:
I think am a lazy asshole

I always get my Ass whoop

Most times when I was still in school

U just need a proper workout bro ..I use to be weak too ,the taller and older kids always pick on me ,I just got annoyed one day and started punching wall with my bare hands putting my all frustrations and anger in one place ..Na their agbara start o grin
Re: Have You Ever Been In A Physical Fight Before? Share Your Experience! by piagetskinner(m): 10:03pm On Sep 29, 2017
lol@ op...I de always runaway from fights o..make person no come break my precious bones
Re: Have You Ever Been In A Physical Fight Before? Share Your Experience! by blingxx(m): 10:04pm On Sep 29, 2017
afroxyz:
Shame. So even till after university you still fought? The last fight I had was in my SS2. Now I would lock you up if I even have extra energy to expend

You must be a very calm dude ... Me I still fought conductor because of change last month grin

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Re: Have You Ever Been In A Physical Fight Before? Share Your Experience! by oshe11: 10:06pm On Sep 29, 2017
Danielmoore:
My days as an Alora informat I fight die

I dey my own jeje for my cousin hostel that night
He was a dreaded cultist an Alora member
That night he went with his gang both male and female in the hostel for jolly at a hotel

I refused to follow them because I didn't want to join and buccaneers don't force people especially if you are not interested.

So I was the only one in the 20 room hostel,there was light that night and the hostel was quite far from other hostels sha,but I no fear sha as I was stubborn but gentle.

I was in the toilet when I head footsteps,
The person opened my cousin room but he didn't see anybody not knowing say na toilet I dey,

I waited in the toilet for about 15mins,as I did not hear sound again I came out tip toeing,
Naso is see this guy with blue shirt,blue jean blue bandana, blue wristwatch and a blue beret with a sharp pick axe he was a bitter rival an eiye butcher sent to kill me,they got info that I am the only one in the hostel,
At first I wanted to run not until I sighted a pot of stew in front of the room by my right, the guy was walking towards me slowly knowing that I was defensless,
Omo as this guy they near me na him I carry the pot of pepperish stew pour for his eye,
Before I say jack john him Don drop axe dey battle with him eye,
I beat the life out of this guy ehn till my cousin and his guys came back around 2am in the
midnight,
They cut one of his ear and put it in envelope and sent it to the ibaka of eiye through a student as a sign of superiority

They later caught the guys two hands and killed him,
The next day I left for lagos.

Na God save my life that day

I still feel the guilt till today sha.


lol



I greet U
Re: Have You Ever Been In A Physical Fight Before? Share Your Experience! by blingxx(m): 10:07pm On Sep 29, 2017
jojothegreat:
Back then I was still in kano state,
As a barrack boy, i can't count how many fights ave been involved in.
The last time was in 2015.
Some group of cultists, ganged up, beat and stabbed a young soldier in a party cus he was talking to a girl they claimed was their capon's girlfriend.
The story got to the streets and if you know barrack boys wella, we no dey hear word at all.
It took us weeks to plan a reprisal attack, studied the way these cultists move, their creeks and hideouts.
To cut long story short.
On this fateful day we attacked them with four different hilux, on their way to a party.. .... I can't call this fight tho.. cus we beat and flog nonsense comot for cultists body... At the end tho, two people were shot, their leader Didn't make it, after much loss of blood, he body was brought back to the barracks where he died on the way, the other dude managed to explain but was later caught in a hospital by sars.

Story was buried and never disclosed tho....
Since then... cool

Awon vigilante grin .... I still find this hard to believe
Re: Have You Ever Been In A Physical Fight Before? Share Your Experience! by guru03(m): 10:11pm On Sep 29, 2017
My last fight was 2016, I fought one of my tenant and beat the hell out of him only for him to report me to the police for assault, I showed him, leave being Landlord I will deal with you.

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Re: Have You Ever Been In A Physical Fight Before? Share Your Experience! by NarnieSnyper(m): 10:13pm On Sep 29, 2017
Last time I fought was with my older brother back in 2015. I let him win because I had so much to lose, yes. I love me face and I don't intend seeing any form of scar till I leave this earth.
Them no dey sell 'fine boy' for market biko.

I always try to be the bigger man, I won't even fight you if you push me to the wall, but if u break the wall with my back, Brah, pack ur bags, go and spend the night with Lucifer, in fact don't bother coming back, just rent of build your home there forever.

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