tosyne2much:
There was this pretty girl that newly packed to my area and was the chase of every guy. There was a day she was walking down my street when I approached her, engaged her into a conversation and she gave me her number that same day

After series of chats, I told her I would like her to visit me but she was always giving me unending excuses as to why she didn't show up. (you know how girls dey form nah).

*Fast forward to the day she visited me*

There was a day this girl visited uninvited and I was sitting on the floor drinking garri in my compound. I wore only boxers oblivious of the fact that the boxer has torn and my joystick protruded out. She sat directly opposite to me and I didn't even notice

After about five minutes, I noticed my joystick protruded out and I shouted "I don die". I quickly ran inside the house and couldn't come out till she left. My people, it was as if the ground should open and swallow me up that day because I was so embarrassed

tosyne2much:
There was this pretty girl that newly packed to my area and was the chase of every guy. There was a day she was walking down my street when I approached her, engaged her into a conversation and she gave me her number that same day

After series of chats, I told her I would like her to visit me but she was always giving me unending excuses as to why she didn't show up. (you know how girls dey form nah).

*Fast forward to the day she visited me*

There was a day this girl visited uninvited and I was sitting on the floor drinking garri in my compound. I wore only boxers oblivious of the fact that the boxer has torn and my joystick protruded out. She sat directly opposite to me and I didn't even notice

After about five minutes, I noticed my joystick protruded out and I shouted "I don die". I quickly ran inside the house and couldn't come out till she left. My people, it was as if the ground should open and swallow me up that day because I was so embarrassed

loneatar:
pls what's the meaning of boner?

loneatar:
pls what's the meaning of boner?

Jadoskii:
I had bin eying wan girl attending a church not too far from ma place...I'd neva spoken to her b4 tho since she only comes to that area for fellowship.I had neva bin to the church buh wen ma dude told me she was an usher there,I packaged myself into dah church ....on that wed na,I sat behind a woman and her unfortunate son..while the pastor was preaching, the boy was turning his head every second looking at me like I'm el Diablo,akuma, mephistopheles...I started making faces at the lil boy jus to scare him;stuck out my tongue nd kept squeezing my face nd rolling my eyeball at him.I was aving fun,grinning mischieviously to maself ...the lil vermin started crying all of a sudden.all this while I neva knew my crush was jus observing..she came to me right there nd said 'bros ure older than all this,behave maturely,agbaya' nd she added a long venomous hiss.....I jus stand up dey go ma papa ouse ,I no even carry bible go the church...was in sec skul den

Heloct:



@Op, that was so embarrassing..

very very

Jadoskii:
I had bin eying wan girl attending a church not too far from ma place...I'd neva spoken to her b4 tho since she only comes to that area for fellowship.I had neva bin to the church buh wen ma dude told me she was an usher there,I packaged myself into dah church ....on that wed na,I sat behind a woman and her unfortunate son..while the pastor was preaching, the boy was turning his head every second looking at me like I'm el Diablo,akuma, mephistopheles...I started making faces at the lil boy jus to scare him;stuck out my tongue nd kept squeezing my face nd rolling my eyeball at him.I was aving fun,grinning mischieviously to maself ...the lil vermin started crying all of a sudden.all this while I neva knew my crush was jus observing..she came to me right there nd said 'bros ure older than all this,behave maturely,agbaya' nd she added a long venomous hiss.....I jus stand up dey go ma papa ouse ,I no even carry bible go the church...was in sec skul den

Jadoskii:
I had bin eying wan girl attending a church not too far from ma place...I'd neva spoken to her b4 tho since she only comes to that area for fellowship.I had neva bin to the church buh wen ma dude told me she was an usher there,I packaged myself into dah church ....on that wed na,I sat behind a woman and her unfortunate son..while the pastor was preaching, the boy was turning his head every second looking at me like I'm el Diablo,akuma, mephistopheles...I started making faces at the lil boy jus to scare him;stuck out my tongue nd kept squeezing my face nd rolling my eyeball at him.I was aving fun,grinning mischieviously to maself ...the lil vermin started crying all of a sudden.all this while I neva knew my crush was jus observing..she came to me right there nd said 'bros ure older than all this,behave maturely,agbaya' nd she added a long venomous hiss.....I jus stand up dey go ma papa ouse ,I no even carry bible go the church..was in sec skul den

Marcelo290:
Dotun you and tosyne2much wan kill me with laugh, I went mad with laughter and everyone was wondering if I had gone mad.

Xerox01:
this your own na die

Marcelo290:
Dotun you and tosy.ne2much wan kill me with laugh, I went mad with laughter and everyone was wondering if I had gone mad.

Easy o bro