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My mum told me her pastor prophesized that I was going to be a star. Well, I'm still undiscovered at this old age of mine.

Papiikush:

If you want me to believe your prophecies, you'll have to predict sure odds first.

Like 1000 sure odds.

♤ Dude told me my junior sister

♤is in great danger" ,....(Got no junior sibling)

This thread will open the eyes of many people who fall in the hands of these prophets of doom

That was how a prophet told my elder sister not to marry his husband and that God revealed to him that the man has a short life span. My people, they have been married for the past 15 years and the man is still waxing stronger ooo

lol,i was told to fast and pray for dad,that strong forces were against him,wanting to kee him...whereas,dad don die tay tay..i just dy shake my head..

lol. mine was when I was going to school den I was in ss2, a wonderful woman dressed in white stopped me and told me to be careful abt my friends, dat my destiny is very bright but my friends will slow me down. Den she told me to knee down let her pray for me and touch my head, I just told her politely dat am running late and den i zoomed off. I ignorantly called my friendship with my close pal. It still hurts me till date

I remember when a man of God told me to forfeit my admission because the school will claim my life, according to him. My brothers and sister, I graduated from school with any challenges oooo

Ok

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That He sees me in the rhelm of the spirit becoming a multimillionaire in 2014.


Na so the boy double im hustle. Till today, na MTN 10MB I dey take come NL.

Prophet Oshi!!!

Ok

Pretty lady work towards me and said the lord have a plan for my life I shouldn't rush into things of the world, I was 19y old then buh now i'm 23y old am still waiting for the plans #baba God it's October 1st do something in my life and in the life of people that will show me like on this post #Amen


Thank you all for the love you showed, pls take a look@my profile picture you can download it and please assist me in forwarding it to many people has you can, thanks for joining hands in building my life carrier, may ur helper never pass you by # Amen

That i gave seven angels guiding me

That my boss was responsible for my woes. I was not working.

How they got these men on the TV selling miracles
You mean to tell me everything gon be fine
If I call your hotline and pay a certain 10percent?

If you stay in a city like Lagos, it hard you will step out in a day without seeing them.

419 claiming man of Satan.

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That I'll buy a brand new Camry before Christmas.

Before you ask how ridiculous is that, you must know that I was then on a monthly salary of 20k naira and the month of the prophecy was September.

Having paid my semester's fee and settled some debts, all I had left in my account then was N7000.

Abeg who buys a new Camry with N7000 with just three months left on the calendar?

Tattooboy:
My mum told me her pastor prophesized that I was going to be a star. Well, I'm still undiscovered at this old age of mine.

Believe bro

One told me that I won't last 3years and need serious prayers...... My brothers and sisters, its 6years since the man told me tht.

one told me I was gonna build his church, I was 17 at the time, maybe he was hoping I'd steal mum's money hahahahahahha, when I introduced him to my step dad, that one used cutlass to chase him.

another one, instead of jejely inviting me to his church he started with threats of how if I don't come shiit was gonna go down....... Nigggaaa I ain't even religious

oh I remember another one, was just coming back from an interview at Maryland entered bus and one baba started praying for me, in order not to seem disrespectful I began to say amen, when baba finished praying he told me my bill was 500 naira, it was like I had just been struck by lightening loooool, omo I told him you should have asked me for money na, anyway I don't have 5h I think I gave him 100 naira or so

most of them are from white garment churches (no offense)

them plenty sha but no be that one de do me this morning......

currently at Adamasingba stadium Ibadan since early morning apparently Governor Ajimobi wanted corpers here to witness this Independence day celebration...... I weak

Tattooboy:
My mum told me her pastor prophesized that I was going to be a star. Well, I'm still undiscovered at this old age of mine.

Most of these things are mere guesses

Not sure about that, but I know you are your own best prophet. Do right and work hard and your future would be a self-fulfilling prophesy.
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Lol

Came to read comments

I was sitting in front of my house one.morning when these white garment people came to preach and pray. When they were done, they started talking to people, i was on my own when one came to tell me that I have spirit husband, I always have sex in my dream, I won't progress and all sort of rubbish sha. He then told me to bring 5k for red, white, yellow candles, holy water, turari isegun, lofinda.
My friend came to see me that morning and one of them called her aside and told her somethings too also told her not to tell anyone. I was even too ashamed to tell her mine. She gave them 1k and told them she'll visit them.
It was after they left that we started discussing and realised that they told everyone the same thing exactly. I felt sooo stupid and to think that I almost stole 5k from my mumsy. I wouldn't have forgiven myself ever.

Ok

about 9-10yrs ago, I had this ridiculous Mohawk haircut on me, immediately they spotted me, they prophesied I was gonna be a great footballer who will grace the grasses of old Trafford. Only if they knew I had zero skills in football.