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Re: How Did You Learn To Swim? by Incrizz(f): 5:54pm On Oct 02, 2017
BumbleBee007:


Well, let's just say i'm from the southern part of country...

Whew! I can't decode your lines.
You're scared of water?
Re: How Did You Learn To Swim? by Badmanbay(m): 5:56pm On Oct 02, 2017
Incrizz:


Hahahahahahaha..CSL('Cant stop laughing)
You saw blue world??
That's my favourite colourgrin
It was really nice of them to have painted the walls blue grin

Come on man, give me the full gistgrin
How did you get rescued?
How did you get in?grin
Loool..


Love swimming with all tube... Lost control of the tube and next thing I saw was blue world. Drank and drank till I felt someone kick me out.

Not a nice experience oo. God really saved me ....
Re: How Did You Learn To Swim? by Incrizz(f): 6:00pm On Oct 02, 2017
Badmanbay:



Love swimming with all tube... Lost control of the tube and next thing I saw was blue world. Drank and drank till I felt someone kick me out.

Not a nice experience oo. God really saved me ....

Wow. Thank God.
Especially for that someone.
When someone is drowning, some peeps think they're swimming.

Thank God. smiley
Re: How Did You Learn To Swim? by Badmanbay(m): 6:01pm On Oct 02, 2017
Incrizz:


Wow. Thank God.
Especially for that someone.
When someone is drowning, some peeps think they're swimming.

Thank God. smiley

Some think is a joke!!!!!
Re: How Did You Learn To Swim? by Incrizz(f): 6:08pm On Oct 02, 2017
Badmanbay:


Some think is a joke!!!!!

Aww..you write comically.
I'm sure you talk that way too.

It's made me laugh and them too I guess.
Re: How Did You Learn To Swim? by Badmanbay(m): 6:28pm On Oct 02, 2017
Incrizz:


Aww..you write comically.
I'm sure you talk that way too.

It's made me laugh and them too I guess.


Maybe it is my calling to make people laugh while MTN is here laughing at me.. Who in the world owes -2483
Re: How Did You Learn To Swim? by Incrizz(f): 8:09pm On Oct 02, 2017
Badmanbay:



Maybe it is my calling to make people laugh while MTN is here laughing at me.. Who in the world owes -2483

CUG line?
Re: How Did You Learn To Swim? by Badmanbay(m): 8:20pm On Oct 02, 2017
Incrizz:


CUG line?


embarassed embarassed
Re: How Did You Learn To Swim? by Incrizz(f): 8:37pm On Oct 02, 2017
Badmanbay:



embarassed embarassed

Hahahaha
Re: How Did You Learn To Swim? by 7footre(m): 10:46pm On Oct 02, 2017
Windflower:

Lol,I can relate with you,I used to drink a lot,its didn't bother me till I saw a male and female making out in the pool,since then the fear of public pool is the beginning of wisdom

shocked shocked make out bawo? I need to up my game obviously
Re: How Did You Learn To Swim? by 7footre(m): 10:48pm On Oct 02, 2017
Incrizz:


Two?? undecided
That's a lot undecided

That's the more reason I don't want to be ignorant about something others are masterful about.
I thought there are some good schools about.

Tube/floater na him sure pass
Re: How Did You Learn To Swim? by Cypmeni(m): 11:17pm On Oct 02, 2017
I don't know how to swim op. so nobody taught me
Re: How Did You Learn To Swim? by Incrizz(f): 7:31am On Oct 03, 2017
7footre:


Tube/floater na him sure pass

Okay. Noted.
Re: How Did You Learn To Swim? by BumbleBee007: 7:32am On Oct 03, 2017
Incrizz:


Whew! I can't decode your lines.
You're scared of water?

On the contrary, that simply means i can swim very well wink
Re: How Did You Learn To Swim? by Incrizz(f): 7:32am On Oct 03, 2017
Cypmeni:
I don't know how to swim op. so nobody taught me

Lol..okay.
Re: How Did You Learn To Swim? by Incrizz(f): 7:34am On Oct 03, 2017
BumbleBee007:


On the contrary, that simply means i can swim very well wink

Ahn...ahn... grin
Re: How Did You Learn To Swim? by DavGrace(m): 9:23am On Oct 03, 2017
Incrizz:


Hahaha..
Is it because "pool" rhymes with "goon" in "Lagoon"? grin
We can actually learn together there. what do you think?
Re: How Did You Learn To Swim? by bignwa(m): 9:54am On Oct 03, 2017
I learnt swimming the hard way, i usually swim in the shallow part of the water (5ft), after sometime my friends encouraged me to swim the deeper part (12ft,).i jumped in only to stop swimming half way in the pool i called for help when i realised help wasnt coming,that was when i learnt how to truely swim i began to swim like an expart grin grin.i held my breath till i swam to d edge of the pool,.after then i now swim with confidence.

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Re: How Did You Learn To Swim? by Incrizz(f): 10:31am On Oct 03, 2017
DavGrace:
We can actually learn together there. what do you think?

Not a bad idea if I'm sure I'll truly learn it.

How much do you charge...?
Re: How Did You Learn To Swim? by Incrizz(f): 10:36am On Oct 03, 2017
bignwa:
I learnt swimming the hard way, i usually swim in the shallow part of the water (5ft), after sometime my friends encouraged me to swim the deeper part (12ft,).i jumped in only to stop swimming half way in the pool i called for help when i realised help wasnt coming,that was when i learnt how to truely swim i began to swim like an expart grin grin.i held my breath till i swam to d edge of the pool,.after then i now swim with confidence.

If only you know how much I envy you right now...
But how did you learn to swim in the shallow part, by yourself?
Re: How Did You Learn To Swim? by bignwa(m): 10:51am On Oct 03, 2017
Incrizz:


If only you know how much I envy you right now...
But how did you learn to swim in the shallow part, by yourself?
i visit d pool at least twice a month so i was able to catch up, i jst learnt swimming d deeper part recently but am still learning.it all boils down to your confidence level.

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Re: How Did You Learn To Swim? by DavGrace(m): 2:04pm On Oct 03, 2017
Incrizz:


Not a bad idea if I'm sure I'll truly learn it.

How much do you charge...?
grin privately.
Re: How Did You Learn To Swim? by Windflower(f): 4:25pm On Oct 03, 2017
Incrizz:


Lol..the moment he pushed you, you thought you were going to die?

Yes but it was more like the world was about to end
Re: How Did You Learn To Swim? by Windflower(f): 4:30pm On Oct 03, 2017
7footre:


shocked shocked make out bawo? I need to up my game obviously
:oReally,so ure also a culprit
Re: How Did You Learn To Swim? by Windflower(f): 4:32pm On Oct 03, 2017
bignwa:
I learnt swimming the hard way, i usually swim in the shallow part of the water (5ft), after sometime my friends encouraged me to swim the deeper part (12ft,).i jumped in only to stop swimming half way in the pool i called for help when i realised help wasnt coming,that was when i learnt how to truely swim i began to swim like an expart grin grin.i held my breath till i swam to d edge of the pool,.after then i now swim with confidence.
No be small thing o,ure a pro,how I wished I was as good as going 12ft.
Re: How Did You Learn To Swim? by Nobody: 4:35pm On Oct 03, 2017
Windflower:

Lol,I can relate with you,I used to drink a lot,its didn't bother me till I saw a male and female making out in the pool,since then the fear of public pool is the beginning of wisdom
why Do I Love Your Name So Much undecided
Re: How Did You Learn To Swim? by Windflower(f): 4:58pm On Oct 03, 2017
DeadRat:
why Do I Love Your Name So Much undecided
huuuuun,and am still wondering why I hate yours so much.

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Re: How Did You Learn To Swim? by Nobody: 5:04pm On Oct 03, 2017
Windflower:

huuuuun,and am still wondering why I hate yours so much.
Sarcasm Of Life, honey... Thats What Life Does To Bring Love together
Re: How Did You Learn To Swim? by Maxi112: 5:10pm On Oct 03, 2017
Swimming is my everyday routine when I was growing up, I don't need a tutor for that.
Re: How Did You Learn To Swim? by Windflower(f): 5:14pm On Oct 03, 2017
DeadRat:
Sarcasm Of Life, honey... Thats What Life Does To Bring Love together
Lol,its ain't sarcasm honey,not the moment a rat ate my last foodstuff,the only reason am still contemplating is because ure a dead rat
Re: How Did You Learn To Swim? by Nobody: 5:38pm On Oct 03, 2017
Windflower:

Lol,its ain't sarcasm honey,not the moment a rat ate my last foodstuff,the only reason am still contemplating is because ure a dead rat
holy Fvck! Did You Just Savage Me? I Dont wanna go macho savage Honey...
Re: How Did You Learn To Swim? by Nobody: 5:42pm On Oct 03, 2017
Windflower:

Lol,its ain't sarcasm honey,not the moment a rat ate my last foodstuff,the only reason am still contemplating is because ure a dead rat
well, maybe you Havent Noticed. Rats Love Eating Flowers These Days and We Dont have A Reason To Stop soon.

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