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shaybebaby:
Well, the term is cougar. Moaby likes cougars. Them women you mentioned are like in the grandma territory. But again, I have seen some fit ones though but not usually of african descent.

shaybebaby:
Don't know why I pictured you looking like Rees-Mogg as you typed that.
Suitably snooty.

Moaby:
Yuck, not for me, those ones wey skin go oversoft like rabbits cos of age. Nah, be like you no dey near confirm spinsters, some go pass for under 30s.

shaybebaby:
I didn't think you did, I had to check myself to be sure of where I've been posting.
Welcome to other parts naira land. Quite different from your usual hunting ground.

Light entertainment can usually be found here. Family section for debates on gender although it has turned into a bit of begging ground. So I don't frequent so often.

AgentOfAllah:
Just looked him up. What an uppity prat, complete with the signature awkward demeanour of a true brit...lol
I don suffer!

lefulefu:
hmm the ones of non African descent that i have seen our guys bringing from Europe are even worse. Like the old white women that marry naija guys.they are usually fatter and much older.i used to think there are fat chicks here but the other day in the supermarket i saw a very fat old oyibo mami with her very young naija husband or boyfriend. She was just munching her mouth while her holding her naija partner.the guy was just opening his 32 (teeth) and smiling at everybody.the lady's fatness got me dat i had to say Jesus is lord...inside my mind oo.mehn i never see a lady wey fat as that before.

shaybebaby:
Their obesity is different from ours, must be the diet. We eat a lot of carbs and protein, for them it's pure sugar, fizzy drinks, processed meats, cheese(I do like cheese though) etc. If you want an inkling into the way they indulge especially Americans, look for clips of this program in america-"man VS food"

THAT is food porn right there.

lefulefu:
lol that explains it..i will check for d clips.

shaybebaby:
Their obesity is different from ours, must be the diet. We eat a lot of carbs and protein, for them it's pure sugar, fizzy drinks, processed meats, cheese(I do like cheese though) etc. If you want an inkling into the way they indulge especially Americans, look for clips of this program in america[b]-"man VS food"[/b]

THAT is food porn right there.

AgentOfAllah:
Sometimes I wonder how that guy is still alive. And I know about him because: My GF!! She's always hungry, that lovely yeye girl. Thing is, whenever I visit her at home, TV is always on food network. Whenever she tells me she's hungry but doesn't want to eat I usually just ask: "Is there something we can do differently?" While pointing to the TV.

shaybebaby:
He's lost a bit of weight recently though, had to. That waist line kept expanding.

Funny that, it's my partner who is always on food network, loves Master chef, likes Ramsay but I think he has a man crush on Jamie Oliver

Does she enjoy cooking or just loves to watch them shows? Either ways, she sounds like me.. Loves her food. I like her already.

AgentOfAllah:
Oh gosh... You remember their names. The only ones I remember for sure are Guy Fiori because he's remarkably fake, and that South African lady..Seba coz she's cute.



She rarely cooks oh! Spends all that time watching FN, then ends up eating sushi and Chinese fried rice from a restaurant nearby. She finds the channel therapeutic for some reason. She's a theoretical physicist, and she claims watching people cook calms the noise in her mind. I just think she's making up excuses because she likes being perpetually hungry.

shaybebaby:
Then she needs to holla at me whenever is about, she needs to try that Cantonese place, whoever owns that place is literally printing money, there is always a queue.

I can't even imagine what pillow talk between you two will be like

I get why she might find FN calming, I do the same but with discovery investigation and history channel(I love ancient aliens ) at bedtime. Knocks me out every time, it's like being read a bed time story.

AgentOfAllah:
She's a new age spiritualist, haha! Initially, we used to discuss consciousness and quantum physics a lot. And she seems to believe Quantum physics alludes to the supremacy of mind over matter. Her argument is inspired by the uncertainty principle and the demonstrated collapse of particulate wave functions after "observation". The thing is that in quantum physics, "observation" is just a loaded word for "interaction", and any two things interacting with each other will inexorably collapse each other's wave functions without the need for a conscious observer. But she believes, without any sort of evidence, that the "observation" being alluded to here is strictly of a conscious sort. She's very clever, perhaps, even more so than I am, but when I start to hit her with the difficult questions on the scientific credibility of her claims, she bulks and mentions it comes from an "inner knowing" (whatever that means), then starts rambling on about how I need to open my mind and soul to higher energy vibrations, and other hocus-pocus abracadabra things from new age spiritualism. Nowadays though, we just stick to small-talk like Guy Fieri and his band of gluttons...haha!


What with tall whites and reptilians and whatnots! Every now and then, I too dabble into the realm of the tinfoil hatters. Not that I take them seriously, but their imaginativeness can be staggeringly amusing, and, I admit, occasionally insightful!

AgentOfAllah:
She's a new age spiritualist, haha! Initially, we used to discuss consciousness and quantum physics a lot. And she seems to believe Quantum physics alludes to the supremacy of mind over matter. Her argument is inspired by the uncertainty principle and the demonstrated collapse of particulate wave functions after "observation". The thing is that in quantum physics, "observation" is just a loaded word for "interaction", and any two things interacting with each other will inexorably collapse each other's wave functions without the need for a conscious observer. But she believes, without any sort of evidence, that the "observation" being alluded to here is strictly of a conscious sort. She's very clever, perhaps, even more so than I am, but when I start to hit her with the difficult questions on the scientific credibility of her claims, she bulks and mentions it comes from an "inner knowing" (whatever that means), then starts rambling on about how I need to open my mind and soul to higher energy vibrations, and other hocus-pocus abracadabra things from new age spiritualism. Nowadays though, we just stick to small-talk like Guy Fieri and his band of gluttons...haha!


What with tall whites and reptilians and whatnots! Every now and then, I too dabble into the realm of the tinfoil hatters. Not that I take them seriously, but their imaginativeness can be staggeringly amusing, and, I admit, occasionally insightful!

shaybebaby:
1) what is the uncertainty principle?

@ ancient aliens, it is interesting even though I take it with a pinch of salt. Looking at artefacts, similarities in ancient beliefs of different cultures without a common history, also discoveries that mimic modern technology in a crude way, all very fascinating.

But it's all conjecture so why not? I keep an open mind, they may yet find irrefutable evidence. Besides there is that guy(can't remember his name) on the show with gravity defying hair and serious overdose of fake tan. He mesmerises me with his appearance.

Moaby:
Hahaha, I don't know why you have this notion of I couldn't get young ladies. Really .

Do you sincerely think in this age and time getting young ladies is a problem.

I am good bro, even running away from anything that wl get me hooked to a young lady, not because of finance or some wooing game, I am just this way, find women above 35 more attractive, more emotionally stable, more reasonable and more experienced in life

Care to say why you have that idea?

ghettochild:
The older women are better n more appealing
It's a free world
I prefer them now
I married one

shaybebaby:
He's a boy o. It's the hair I guess that caused the confusion.

I ended up going to the British museum and took loads of pics for you. Been lazy to upload them though but will get round to it.

AgentOfAllah:
Sorry, been super preoccupied today.


2)explain what the collapse of particulate wave function is.

Then I might begin to even have a clue.
Phww! These are super complicated subjects to cover. My explanations would probably be very long, and nowhere nearly as fun as watching Youtube videos from more capable educators with brilliant illustrations. So I would share the videos instead: Enjoy!

1) Uncertainty Principle:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rciVgQm-F_U&t=5s

2) Wave function collapse:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b_ddt6J1Bio

@ ancient aliens, it is interesting even though I take it with a pinch of salt. Looking at artefacts, similarities in ancient beliefs of different cultures without a common history, also discoveries that mimic modern technology in a crude way, all very fascinating.

But it's all conjecture so why not? I keep an open mind, they may yet find irrefutable evidence. Besides there is that guy(can't remember his name) on the show with gravity defying hair and serious overdose of fake tan. He mesmerises me with his appearance.

https://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00677/hair404a_677734n.jpg

Fake tan: ✔
Anti-gravity hair: ✔
Looks ancient: ✔
Runs the greatest show in the world: ✔
Anachronistic views: ✔
Behaves like and alien: ✔

I think you might be on to something here!

shaybebaby:
Apologies for my tardiness, I haven't had the headspace to digest the information you provided on both platforms. Just thought to say this lest you think I'm being rude.

supersystemsnig:
My lady,What's up ?


Still battling with Quantum Physics ?......

shaybebaby:
The struggle is real, that little man doesn't messes with my brain so I can't even concentrate.

Hope your day has been great.

supersystemsnig:
Hmmm @ Little man..The precious price for greatness been invested...Can't wait to carry my own precious too. I envy your struggles...I wish i had a set that would trouble me at the moment...But @ not been able to concentrate, i feel he's exhausted the fun he derives from his current toys...I suggest replacing them with new toys, some that requires attention and focus, that way , you can buy some precious time for yourself...don't you think? Its a cry for a fresh experience and not entirely your attention....


My day's wonderful thanks. It's 2018 here on my end...


Try to find a way to engage the knight...

shaybebaby:
Here's to new beginnings.

New toys? I'd have to get rid of the old ones first, no room at the moment, we a chuck a block with those things. He also leaves them around strategically, you have no idea of the pain stepping on one unwittingly.

shaybebaby:
Apologies for my tardiness, I haven't had the headspace to digest the information you provided on both platforms. Just thought to say this lest you think I'm being rude.

AgentOfAllah:
But of course not! In my present situation, I should understand the dynamic demands of existence as much as anyone else, so I know there's never an obligation to respond to casual chats on online fora, nor a deadline within which to do so, should one be so inclined. I wouldn't consider you tardy, but it is always a privilege in fact, for me to be accorded any sort of attention.
Still, it is very thoughtful of you to let me know. Thanks!

Moaby:
Una still dey here dey blow grammar, hmmmm

shaybebaby:

Martin0:
Shay shay,diz una topic nor dey end?

shaybebaby:
It haf end o.