iLegendd:
See love. Make I dodge before dem go start to dey kiss for this thread now come dey make me jealous. Lefulefu where are you? I need a meme for these love birds.

Why na?

iLegendd:
If she's a tigress then I'm game. I'm The Naughty Tiger. What about you? Aren't you a tigress? Or at least, a crocodile?

I'm a goddess.

Pynkylypz:
Lol, sis wetin i do you? *sobs* you want to dash me out before christmas. Chai! I don suffer

Look at you. Come my bed make I massage your stressed shoulders. But promise you won't take advantage of me. I'm a virgin. I haven't done it before.

LoRdCaT:
Tgoddess, you just want to be the Raphael today sha Not possible!

Take the pictures down.

Oyindidi:
Why na?

I'm jealous. Another guy is taking my to be baby. In fact, I'm going to cry tonight by 11PM before I sleep.

iLegendd:
I'm jealous. Another guy is taking my to be baby. In fact, I'm going to cry tonight by 11PM before I sleep.

Which guy dey take your imaginary babe? Okay

iLegendd:
Look at you. Come my bed make I massage your stressed shoulders. But promise you won't take advantage of me. I'm a virgin. I haven't done it before.

Abeg who you give bride price? Abi na Tahra?

Pynkylypz:
Lol, sis wetin i do you? *sobs* you want to dash me out before christmas. Chai! I don suffer

Not at all.I have your best interests at heart.

Oyindidi:
Which guy dey take your imaginary babe? Okay

I'm hurt.

I love what you are doing, yes keep it up.
you have trying for a very long time now, I could remember you way back in 2014 you weregoing about in the streets of Onitsha smoking Igbo, picking pocket, rape young girls doing all kinds of evil but now you are a changed boy, pray hard oh I say pray hard because your children must be raped, your money must be stolen.

Pynkylypz:
Abeg who you give bride price? Abi na Tahrah?

Should I?

Tahra:
Should I?

No, don't oo

Tahra:
Not at all.I have your best interests at heart.

Lol, best interest indeed!

Pynkylypz:
Abeg who you give bride price? Abi na Ta.hra?

Yes, I gave her some on your behalf. She said you're good in bed and I was so happy, so I added extra 18 million.

A girl who's good in bed is my dream wife. Even if she can't cook, I'll cook for her. She said you fit my description perfectly. I can't wait for us to meet. Tahra will be the gate woman now cuz I want to marry two in one. No form porshe for me like Kimbraa o!

dikerebel:
I love what you are doing, yes keep it up.
you have trying for a very long time now, I could remember you way back in 2014 you weregoing about in the streets of Onitsha smoking Igbo, picking pocket, rape young girls doing all kinds of evil but now you are a changed boy, pray hard oh I say pray hard because your children must be raped, your money must be stolen.

Funny dude.

Tahra:
I'm hurt.

why is my baby hurt?

Oyindidi:
Which guy dey take your imaginary babe? Okay

One fine boy like that because I'm broke. I'm going to create a thread and beg him to leave my imaginary babe alone.

iLegendd:
One fine boy like that because I'm broke. I'm group to create a thread and beg him to leave my imaginary babe alone.

make e be 8pm, 11pm too far

Tahra:
I'm a goddess.

Wow! I'm impressed and I won't resist pressing them till death do us path.

Tahra:
I'm hurt.

Don't be hurt, Darling. You're hot! Like a hot dog.

iLegendd:
That's the problem. I'm trying to give them balls, but they refused to read. If you want to lead, you have to read.

I was supposed to post all the things I wrote above at once, but decides to number them and post in chunks. If I post them at once, someone will say, "Too long, summary, please." And oh, thanks to Tosyne2much for this numbering system. It workings like magic.

So, talking about all the asslickers abusing me, I'm only trying to make them real alpha male and give them balls, but they think I'm stealing their women. If I want to steal your woman, I'll steal her in front of you. Kimbraa and Tahra will bear me withness. As a child of God, I don't like stealing other people's women.

Modify: Everyone has a life outside NL, but here is a virtual community where we can also share some parts of our real life as long as it makes us happy. That's what some people forget. When some people call NL a faceless forum, I laugh. It's not a faceless forum.

Bro, I salute your courage
We need to talk privately sir
I know Bill Gate, Mark Zuckerberg, Aliko Dangote etc won't have people's time time like me.
Please, I need someone I want to look forward to, can you give me your number please? And your Facebook account
I need a mentor







BTW, if any useless human being should criticize me... Mi ò ráyè anybody

Oyindidi:
make e be 8pm, 11pm too far

No. The crying is more like a vigil. It's about crying and praying for that guy to leave my future wife alone. I want to start the crying by 11 PM to 4 AM. I heard God hears his children's cry more during midnight. I'm very confident he will hear my tearful prayers. If in no hear, then I'll yell.

iLegendd:
Yes, I gave her some on your behalf. She said you're good in bed and I was so happy, so I added extra 18 million.

A girl who's good in bed is my dream wife. Even if she can't cook, I'll cook for her. She said you fit my description perfectly. I can't wait for us to meet. Tahra will be the gate woman now cuz I want to marry two in one. No form porshe for me like Kimbraa o!

Hmmmm, no way! My sis will never be a gate woman.. And i am not good in bed sir. Bride price is 50million oo. Hehehe

Legolast:


Bro, I salute your courage
We need to talk privately sir
I know Bill Gate, Mark Zuckerberg, Aliko Dangote etc won't have people's time time like me.
Please, I need someone I want to look forward to, can you give me your number please? And your Facebook account
I need a mentor







BTW, if any useless human being should criticize me... Mi ò ráyè anybody

I don't really like being people's mentors cuz I love to charge money. So, we can be friends, but if the friendship looks like a private lecture, then I'll tender our Wetclef account, cuz na business we dey. Lol. You're welcome, Sir. Send me a PM.

Oyindidi:
why is my baby hurt?

I'm not imaginary na.

iLegendd:
Yes, I gave her some on your behalf. She said you're good in bed and I was so happy, so I added extra 18 million.

A girl who's good in bed is my dream wife. Even if she can't cook, I'll cook for her. She said you fit my description perfectly. I can't wait for us to meet. Tahr.a will be the gate woman now cuz I want to marry two in one. No form porshe for me like Kimbra o!

No thanks.

iLegendd:
Wow! I'm impressed and I won't resist pressing them till death deactivation do us path.

Pressing what??

Pynkylypz:
Hmmmm, no way! My sis will never be a gate woman.. And i am not good in bed sir. Bride price is 50million oo. Hehehe

I go nack your husband jazz o.Tell him to respect his in-law.

Pynkylypz:
Hmmmm, no way! My sis will never be a gate woman.. And i am not good in bed sir. Bride price is 50million oo. Hehehe

Gate woman that'll receive 900k a month. Think about it. And for the 50 million, it's a chicken change. I have a brother here who works in Shell and his name is IamJ or you can also call him Judas. He'll lend me some money and I'll pay by installment. Please, start looking for flower girls.

And oh! You're not good in bed? Don't worry. I'll teach you how to fúck like a naughty bad girl, how to make love, how to ride me, how to orgasm, and how to squirt. You're in the right place, so don't stress it.

iLegendd:
I don't really like being people's mentors cuz I love to charge money. So, we can be friends, but if the friendship looks like a private lecture, then I'll tender our Wetclef account, cuz na business we dey. Lol. You're welcome, Sir. Send me a PM.

Thanks bro

iLegendd:
Gate woman that'll receive 900k a month. Think about it. And for the 50 million, it's a chicken change. I have a brother here who works in Shell and his name is IamJ or you can also call him Judas. He'll lend me some money and I'll pay by installment. Please, start looking for flower girls.

Hahahaha.. Na pot girls i go look for

Tahra:
Take the pictures down.

Why? Because you realize they were unnecessary?