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alexistaiwo:
Here's how naija girls gonna slide into his dm


Application for the role of wife as advertised.


Dear Sir,
My name is ******. I am applying for the role of wife as advertised.
Sir, I wouldn't lie to you because I can never lie to my future husband. I am 34 years of age (age is just a number na), light in complexion (I didn't bleach ooo, just that my natural colour didn't rhyme). I can cook all sort of dishes and delicacies (indomie and eggs, indomie and fish, water and indomie, oil and indomie etc).

Sir, I am willing to go to any length to fulfill your sexual desires (I am still a virgin ooo). I have zero experience but I have a rich imagination so don't be surprised if I come off as being experienced during the match and did I forget to mention that you shouldn't expect to see blood (not all virgins bleed).

With this few points of mine. I hope I have been able to convince you that I am not your regular omo tikabodi.
Yours Faithfully,
Your Future wife

Murdereeeeeeeeeer!

alexistaiwo:
Here's how naija girls gonna slide into his dm


Application for the role of wife as advertised.


Dear Sir,
My name is ******. I am applying for the role of wife as advertised.
Sir, I wouldn't lie to you because I can never lie to my future husband. I am 34 years of age (age is just a number na), light in complexion (I didn't bleach ooo, just that my natural colour didn't rhyme). I can cook all sort of dishes and delicacies (indomie and eggs, indomie and fish, water and indomie, oil and indomie etc).

Sir, I am willing to go to any length to fulfill your sexual desires (I am still a virgin ooo). I have zero experience but I have a rich imagination so don't be surprised if I come off as being experienced during the match and did I forget to mention that you shouldn't expect to see blood (not all virgins bleed).

With this few points of mine. I hope I have been able to convince you that I am not your regular omo tikabodi.
Yours Faithfully,
Your Future wife

Lol. Murdereeeeeeeeeer!

tylesh:
If I hear....

I have missed u...

� women you are wonderfully made. His DM is busy...

tylesh:
If I hear....

Go and try your luck

jaxxy:
I like sujimoto and follow his posts on ig bt this is Lame and ridiculous. Who finds true love like this. Unless he just wants sm attention after his pervious relationship with u know who ended b4 it started. Ask Zuckerberg how he found true love and drop the act already. Girl4rmspace dis guy is giving out a rolls to a lady so i cant apply and quite charming i must say..

Ok ive just been enlightened it may be to promote his biz again or catch prey. Terrible Lol

Lol u wanted me to go for him?

girl4rmspace:
Lol u wanted me to go for him?

Personally speaking Hell nAh! Bt i think a gal shud go for wat she likes bt smtmes those things are in special and unpredictable packages. Haven't seen u arrnd lately. Lol

jaxxy:
Personally speaking Hell nAh! Bt i think a gal shud go for wat she likes bt smtmes those things are in special and unpredictable packages. Haven't seen u arrnd lately. Lol

Been busy. Hope business is going well?

girl4rmspace:
Been busy. Hope business is going well?

I get it. Biz is good. Gets abit more active dis time of the year onward. People coming back to visit and even those here usually wana get smtn new or make a change.

motun2017:
lemme goan try my luck. off to insta!

he wont reply your dm,but I will

WaleOsu:
he wont reply your dm,but I will

hehe

jaxxy:
I get it. Biz is good. Gets abit more active dis time of the year onward. People coming back to visit and even those here usually wana get smtn new or make a change.

Glad to hear that. More money to you

girl4rmspace:
Glad to hear that. More money to you

Thank you dear. Appreciated