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1. Neighbour
This is a disaster waiting to happen n if you doubt me ask those who have gone through with this.

This one can breed the highest possibility of unreasonable jealousy when the opposite sex comes visiting thus in order to avoid stupid fights, you're likely to lose friends much more than an average human being. Besides you can easily get tired of the person as you'd get to see his/her yeye attitude everyday.

Just think about breaking up with your lover neighbour while still in that neighborhood! You get to see their faces everyday n would likely go back to your vomit.

2. Mummy's Pet.
Gosh!! Don't go near these ones, you'll get frustrated. "Babe let's go the beach" "okay, lemme call mummy" Iyama kelebe. It's worse when it's the male partner, they get to take no vital decision without contacting 'mummy' n when it gets to planning your wedding, just forget it!

3. Work Partner.
I actually don't like this rule, I wanna date someone with a like mind but I've gotten to realize that it is very unhealthy as you'd likely have less romantic moments. I remember once asking her girl out that replied me with 'lol'. It was later I found out I had not given a chance for a romantic likeness n all was about work.

You get to bring work home with would increase your chances of yeye yeye quarrels n carry your relationship issues to work. Just imagine two yeye human beings who are in relationship n are having their normal relationship drama in the same office, temme how productivity will not reduce na.

4. A pastor/Preacher.
This one sounds funny eh, but me for one like privacy abeg, I cannor allow somebody turn my entire move to sermon. I can remember how my pastor baq then told the entire church how he banged his newly weded wife on her period! Yuck!!.

Lemme stop here n goan play with Uju our new neighbour.

Preachers rock

Girls with some f*cking rules

Policemen

You can date anybody. It's just how you play your cards, and how good you are at 'inter-personal relationships'.

tosyne2much:
Policemen

These ones are the worst... never in my dream

hmmmm.

I can date anyone as long as the love is there.. but I can't marry anyone

tosyne2much:
Na dem worst pass oooo

I am telling u.. womanwrappers na him they be

Mynd44

Farano

Justwise

Lalasticlala

shinarlaura:
These ones are the worst... never in my dream

So its ghost that marry policemen?

The coursemate.

internationalman:
So its ghost that marry policemen?

Lol.. therr re women who love such men na..

shinarlaura:
Lol.. therr re women who love such men na..

Exactly... Occupation does not determine who's gonna be a good or bad husband