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Creative Thoughts About God (A Compilation) by JackBizzle: 2:03pm On Oct 29, 2017
It is not surprising that many people see God as an old man with white beard.

After all, just like many grandpas out there, God does not send texts or email

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Re: Creative Thoughts About God (A Compilation) by JackBizzle: 2:10pm On Oct 29, 2017
God really loves irony and paradoxes. He is a master of opposites if you really think about it.

For instance

1) He created the human body in a way that the sweetest things are the ones that are deadly while the bitter ones are the healthy ones. Sugar will rot your teeth but tasteless vegetables keep the body healthy.

2) He gave us life but then he gave us death. Life is meaningless without death. Imagine if you could live till 1000 years. Why bother to go college when you can postpone it till age 50 or 100, as you would still be a kid by that age?

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Re: Creative Thoughts About God (A Compilation) by JackBizzle: 2:13pm On Oct 29, 2017
Continuing the issue of God and paradoxes/irony


3) Of all the powerful people in history none has never been invisible as God. We have statues of leaders and heroes. We have their pictures, videos. But no one has seen god. How can a person be both powerful and invisible?

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Re: Creative Thoughts About God (A Compilation) by JackBizzle: 2:17pm On Oct 29, 2017
God works in mysterious ways.........but mysteriously similar to random chance.


Both the good and the bad are affected with cancer. It seems that there is no justice in the world. People like Martin Luther King get assassinated but George Bush lives a long life.

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Re: Creative Thoughts About God (A Compilation) by KingEbukasBlog(m): 2:19pm On Oct 29, 2017
JackBizzle:
It is not surprising that many people see God as an old man with white beard.

After all, just like many grandpas out there, God does not send texts or email

Anthropomorphism .... Next !

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Re: Creative Thoughts About God (A Compilation) by JackBizzle: 2:20pm On Oct 29, 2017
If we apply evolution to God.


At first, there were many gods (Paganism, polytheism, Greek/Roman mythology)

Then, there was only one God (Yahweh- Christianity/Judaism, Allah- Islam)


Shouldn't the next step be zero Gods? No God? Extinction?

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Re: Creative Thoughts About God (A Compilation) by KingEbukasBlog(m): 2:20pm On Oct 29, 2017
JackBizzle:
God really loves irony and paradoxes. He is a master of opposites if you really think about it.

For instance

1) He created the human body in a way that the sweetest things are the ones that are deadly while the bitter ones are the healthy ones. Sugar will rot your teeth but tasteless vegetables keep the body healthy.

2) He gave us life but then he gave us death. Life is meaningless without death. Imagine if you could live till 1000 years. Why bother to go college when you can postpone it till age 50 or 100, as you would still be a kid by that age?

Ok this is meaningless but continue ...

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Re: Creative Thoughts About God (A Compilation) by KingEbukasBlog(m): 2:23pm On Oct 29, 2017
JackBizzle:
If we apply evolution to God.


At first, there were many gods (Paganism, polytheism, Greek/Roman mythology)

Then, there was only one God (Yahweh- Christianity/Judaism, Allah- Islam)


Shouldn't the next step be zero Gods? No God? Extinction?

The first practice of theism was montheism in the form what was called ureligion . Polytheism stemmed from monotheism .

Isn't it funny that Atheism came before Christianity and Islam ? grin

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Re: Creative Thoughts About God (A Compilation) by JackBizzle: 2:31pm On Oct 29, 2017
KingEbukasBlog:


The first practice of theism was montheism in the form what was called ureligion . Polytheism stemmed from monotheism .

Isn't it funny that Atheism came before Christianity and Islam ? grin


Hinduism is the oldest known religion today and it is polytheistic.

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Re: Creative Thoughts About God (A Compilation) by JackBizzle: 2:42pm On Oct 29, 2017
I think God should be afraid of time-travel.


Think about it- someone going back in time and undoing his work?

Skynet sending terminator back in time to blast Jesus into oblivion with his double barrel shot-gun.

(Terminator 5- the messiah chronicles)

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Re: Creative Thoughts About God (A Compilation) by KingEbukasBlog(m): 2:44pm On Oct 29, 2017
JackBizzle:



Hinduism is the oldest known religion today and it is polytheistic.


Ureligion came before Hinduism

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Re: Creative Thoughts About God (A Compilation) by JackBizzle: 2:46pm On Oct 29, 2017
KingEbukasBlog:


Ureligion came before Hinduism



Oga, stop derailing my thread with lies. Move along. I googled ureligion/urreligion and came up with nonsense

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Re: Creative Thoughts About God (A Compilation) by JackBizzle: 2:49pm On Oct 29, 2017
Does God get lonely? I mean, being the most powerful being with no one like you seems......lonely. You have no mates, no one that really understands your unlimited power.

No kidding when they say "its lonely at the top"

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Re: Creative Thoughts About God (A Compilation) by butterflyl1on: 2:57pm On Oct 29, 2017
JackBizzle:
I think God should be afraid of time-travel.


Think about it- someone going back in time and undoing his work?

Skynet sending terminator back in time to blast Jesus into oblivion with his double barrel shot-gun.

(Terminator 5- the messiah chronicles)

You type the most meaningless things with so much aplomb its shocking. grin

What has time travel got to do with anything and fear? Have you or anyone time travelled before? Imagine your childish talk about terminator and blasting Jesus with his shotgun and when I call you a kid you would deny it and claim to be a married man.

Dumbbizzle the jumbo dumbo go and borrow some sense

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Re: Creative Thoughts About God (A Compilation) by JackBizzle: 2:59pm On Oct 29, 2017
I always hear about intelligent design but when I look at space, I see a waste of intelligent designs.


All you need to do is play a mario game and you will see how a world can be creatively created.

I would make fun wormholes. In mario, you can move from one world to the other through some pipe wormholes. Imagine if you could visit different planets in a matter of seconds.

I would make upside down worlds where everything is upside down just like warp zones in Mario.


Science fiction has created many universes more creative than real life.

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Re: Creative Thoughts About God (A Compilation) by KingEbukasBlog(m): 3:01pm On Oct 29, 2017
butterflyl1on:


You type the most meaningless things with so much aplomb its shocking. grin

What has time travel got to do with anything and fear? Have you or anyone time travelled before? Imagine your childish talk about terminator and blasting Jesus with his shotgun and when I call you a kid you would deny it and claim to be a married man.

Dumbbizzle the jumbo dumbo go and borrow some sense

The guy is a big baby , you could easily tell from what he calls "creative" grin . This thread would be suffused with empty , puerile and confused ramblings . Its a good thing its coming from an atheist . I'm glad it is . So that everyone would see how much garbage is in the mind of a typical atheist

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Re: Creative Thoughts About God (A Compilation) by JackBizzle: 3:04pm On Oct 29, 2017
butterflyl1on:


You type the most meaningless things with so much aplomb its shocking. grin

What has time travel got to do with anything and fear? Have you or anyone time travelled before? Imagine your childish talk about terminator and blasting Jesus with his shotgun and when I call you a kid you would deny it and claim to be a married man.

Dumbbizzle the jumbo dumbo go and borrow some sense


I have always noticed that low-IQ people always taunt and make fun of philosophy students because they cant understand the theories. It is the same backwards mentality that destroys Africans- we mock Westerners when they say they want to colonize the moon when we have not achieved much tecnhological advancements ourselves.

It is common for fools to mock and hate those that work and create.

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Re: Creative Thoughts About God (A Compilation) by JackBizzle: 3:16pm On Oct 29, 2017
Does God evolve?

Now, you might be thinking that God is beyond evolution. He made the rules; he can bend it. Unfortunately, you have it backwards as it is evolution that is beyond everything.

An absolute fact of life is that change is constant. How can God not change when his universe is changing?

Let us look at it from another perspective. The strongest punch is about 1066 pounds. Lets say God's power is measured at 1,000,000 pounds. Now, he should be able to increase his power to 2,000,000 pounds? The point here is that ability can always be increased. Even if you argue that God's power is infinite, there is always infinity plus; a larger infinity.


Maybe God has not reached his final form.

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Re: Creative Thoughts About God (A Compilation) by butterflyl1on: 3:22pm On Oct 29, 2017
JackBizzle:



I have always noticed that low-IQ people always taunt and make fun of philosophy students because they cant understand the theories. It is the same backwards mentality that destroys Africans- we mock Westerners when they say they want to colonize the moon when we have not achieved much tecnhological advancements ourselves.

It is common for fools to mock and hate those that work and create.

You call this philosophy? cheesy

Work and create you say? cheesy

Re: Creative Thoughts About God (A Compilation) by butterflyl1on: 3:25pm On Oct 29, 2017
JackBizzle:
I always hear about intelligent design but when I look at space, I see a waste of intelligent designs.


All you need to do is play a mario game and you will see how a world can be creatively created.

I would make fun wormholes. In mario, you can move from one world to the other through some pipe wormholes. Imagine if you could visit different planets in a matter of seconds.

I would make upside down worlds where everything is upside down just like warp zones in Mario.


Science fiction has created many universes more creative than real life.




When a man lacks knowledge of the space he claims to look at when he has never even attempted doing so and especially when even true scientists say they are still ignorant of the vastness of space they would make comments such as the above.

Children talk about Mario games but this guy claims to be a matured man cheesy

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Re: Creative Thoughts About God (A Compilation) by JackBizzle: 3:27pm On Oct 29, 2017
We talk about aliens in science fiction. We talk bout God in religion.

What if God is an alien?

Think about it;

-he is from a god-like non-human race
-possesses superhuman powers
-he leaves in a different planet from earth
-consults with other non-human entities eg Demons, Angels etc


God is the ultimate alien

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Re: Creative Thoughts About God (A Compilation) by butterflyl1on: 3:29pm On Oct 29, 2017
JackBizzle:
Does God evolve?

Now, you might be thinking that God is beyond evolution. He made the rules; he can bend it. Unfortunately, you have it backwards as it is evolution that is beyond everything.

An absolute fact of life is that change is constant. How can God not change when his universe is changing?

Let us look at it from another perspective. The strongest punch is about 1066 pounds. Lets say God's power is measured at 1,000,000 pounds. Now, he should be able to increase his power to 2,000,000 pounds? The point here is that ability can always be increased. Even if you argue that God's power is infinite, there is always infinity plus; a larger infinity.


Maybe God has not reached his final form.

Kingebukasblog the guy says INFINITY CAN ALWAYS BE INCREASED grin

he says THERE IS ALWAYS INFINITY PLUS, A LARGER INFINITY cheesy

Who is this guy and how come he is this dumb?

Infinity IS A CONSTANT! There is no increase in INFINITY. IT JUST IS!

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Re: Creative Thoughts About God (A Compilation) by JackBizzle: 3:31pm On Oct 29, 2017
butterflyl1on:



When a man lacks knowledge of the space he claims to look at when he has never even attempted doing so and especially when even true scientists say they are still ignorant of the vastness of space they would make comments such as the above.

Children talk about Mario games but this guy claims to be a matured man cheesy


But you just admitted that space is vast. Is that not a waste of intelligent design? Would it not make sense to have wormholes in between planets or galaixes? What is all the empty space for?

What is all the vast empty space for? What kind of artist finishes his painting and the result is an almost empty canvas?

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Re: Creative Thoughts About God (A Compilation) by JackBizzle: 3:36pm On Oct 29, 2017
butterflyl1on:


Kingebukasblog the guy says INFINITY CAN ALWAYS BE INCREASED grin

he says THERE IS ALWAYS INFINITY PLUS, A LARGER INFINITY cheesy

Who is this guy and how come he is this dumb?

Infinity IS A CONSTANT! There is no increase in INFINITY. IT JUST IS!


Infinity is not constant. It is anything but constant. Something that is always increasing cannot be constant. Open your mind.

ILLUSTRATION.

Let us assume that the universe is infinite. If you go up in a spaceship from earth, you will keep going up forever. If you keep going down, you keep going down forever. 2 infinite journey.

Imagine that there are two sets of space travellers- one going up and the other going both up and down; their journeys are not the same- one is on a longer infinite journey.
Re: Creative Thoughts About God (A Compilation) by butterflyl1on: 3:40pm On Oct 29, 2017
JackBizzle:



But you just admitted that space is vast. Is that not a waste of intelligent design? Would it not make sense to have wormholes in between planets or galaixes? What is all the empty space for?

What is all the vast empty space for? What kind of artist finishes his painting and the result is an almost empty canvas?

The sea is vast and forms 70% of the earth so I guess the water mass is a waste as well. The sky is also vast but I guess to you its meaningless

This is how a philosopher should reason

" I decided to make a painting and I chose to paint it in a certain way which another who isn't a painter like me may find hard to interpret without FIRST consulting me." My signature is the inability to have my painting explained without me.

A non painter LIKE ME would see the reverse of what I see. They are looking at my drawing from the bottom so they see a lot of empty spaces. I am looking at it from the top so I see CLEARLY what they cannot see until they become a painter LIKE ME.

Replace Me with GOD.

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Re: Creative Thoughts About God (A Compilation) by CAPSLOCKED: 3:42pm On Oct 29, 2017
JackBizzle:
God works in mysterious ways.........but mysteriously similar to random chance.


Both the good and the bad are affected with cancer. It seems that there is no justice in the world. People like Martin Luther King get assassinated but George Bush lives a long life.




ON SPOT!
Re: Creative Thoughts About God (A Compilation) by butterflyl1on: 3:43pm On Oct 29, 2017
JackBizzle:



Infinity is not constant. It is anything but constant. Something that is always increasing cannot be constant. Open your mind.

ILLUSTRATION.

Let us assume that the universe is infinite. If you go up in a spaceship from earth, you will keep going up forever. If you keep going down, you keep going down forever. 2 infinite journey.

Imagine that there are two sets of space travellers- one going up and the other going both up and down; their journeys are not the same- one is on a longer infinite journey.


INFINITY is not always increasing. Infinity means WITHOUT END. WITHOUT beginning AND WITHOUT end. So how can that which has no starting point now increase?

You are talking about God and then defining infinity as having a starting point when God has no beginning and no end. cheesy

Dumbbizzle you never stop giving grin
Re: Creative Thoughts About God (A Compilation) by butterflyl1on: 3:45pm On Oct 29, 2017
JackBizzle:



Infinity is not constant. It is anything but constant. Something that is always increasing cannot be constant. Open your mind.

ILLUSTRATION.

Let us assume that the universe is infinite. If you go up in a spaceship from earth, you will keep going up forever. If you keep going down, you keep going down forever. 2 infinite journey.

Imagine that there are two sets of space travellers- one going up and the other going both up and down; their journeys are not the same- one is on a longer infinite journey.


There is no such thing as a LONGER INFINITE JOURNEY

There is an INFINITE JOURNEY. Longer depicts a measured journey but infinity cannot be measured.
Re: Creative Thoughts About God (A Compilation) by JackBizzle: 3:52pm On Oct 29, 2017
butterflyl1on:


There is no such thing as a LONGER INFINITE JOURNEY

There is an INFINITE JOURNEY. Longer depicts a measured journey but infinity cannot be measured.

But the journey can be counted. Now we have two journeys. 2 journeys are longer than one. Therefore 2 infinite journeys are longer than one.
Re: Creative Thoughts About God (A Compilation) by butterflyl1on: 3:57pm On Oct 29, 2017
JackBizzle:


But the journey can be counted. Now we have two journeys. 2 journeys are longer than one. Therefore 2 infinite journeys are longer than one.



Smh.

INFINITY CANNOT BE COUNTED.

Who has existed long enough to put a time stamp on INFINITY?

I think you have a problem with understanding and assimilation.

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Re: Creative Thoughts About God (A Compilation) by JackBizzle: 3:58pm On Oct 29, 2017
butterflyl1on:


INFINITY is not always increasing. Infinity means WITHOUT END. WITHOUT beginning AND WITHOUT end. So how can that which has no starting point now increase?

You are talking about God and then defining infinity as having a starting point when God has no beginning and no end. cheesy

Dumbbizzle you never stop giving grin


What is the largest number?


Numbers are infinite. Infinitely increasing or decreasing on the number line

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Re: Creative Thoughts About God (A Compilation) by JackBizzle: 3:59pm On Oct 29, 2017
butterflyl1on:


Smh.

INFINITY CANNOT BE COUNTED.

Who has existed long enough to put a time stamp on INFINITY?

I think you have a problem with understanding and assimilation.


Lol....the journey is being counted not the infinity itself.

Well, i did hint that your IQ is too low for philosophy

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