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Sniper4real:
I no agree for that 2nd to d last line, it can only happen If na only eating u dey eat am.

I said "the most" bro...
I can take 4 tabs and go about my normal business, but not everyone can.
I know of my guys that when they take even 3, sleep is the next thing for them.

WEED is the best thing to ever hit mankind...I think people need to be educated to the fact that WEED is not a drug. WEED is an herb...WEED is a force that propels inspiration..WEED is spiritual..WEED allows for communication with the outside world...its a pity that most weed sold on the streets of 9ja are bad WEED...WEED is life...

intheclouds:
I was almost like mezie, read my topic and you'll see my experience. my advice to anyone is.. don't do it for curiosity reasons, you just wanna know how you'll react. hmm.. you can either run mad or hallucinate it's 50-50, if you wanna take, take those slim ones like normal cigarette size. don't ever try to take jumbo. besides op, do you know your friend would have been totally normal now if you guys cared, when a novice in weed gets high, he's gonna start acting up , when I took a jumbo, I told my friend I was running mad because I felt out of place, but he kept on telling me I was okay which worked, if not, I would have been mad now. second thing, when your friend is high on weed, and he's really acting up, give him garri without sugar, coffee without sugar.. and make him happy so he can realize whatever is happening is not real. after then, don't let him take weed or heavy weed till 2 months, it takes THC a long time to leave the system.

You are correct.
A friend just saw us smoking one day and decided to try out.
Along the line, dude started telling us he is really high. Lol, I told him to stop deceiving himself, that the small thing he inhaled can never get him high.
After that, he finished one tab, and was like, "this is actually good "...I told him i can't deceive him na...

owensking:
Similar experience...

I had just moved out of my parents house and was sharing a room with my "friend". I had no idea he smoked weed, despite his suspicious movements and signature weed scent(abi na odour?) barely two weeks after moving in with him, my worst fears were confirmed as he started bringing home his weed smoking buddies and they would occassionally roll a wrap and smoke it right there in the room or mix the weed with beans or spagehtti.
Being a very curious person i always wondered what made them happy after smoking, so i decided to find out for myself(wrong move)

It was a very hot day in february, a saturday i think it was, my friend was out as usual. I searched everywhere for his stash but couldn't find it so i decided to go and get mine. I arrived the weed joint all sweaty and nervous, half expecting to get muged but nobody seemed to be aware of my presence there, they were all on different planets all expect one i concluded that he must be the seller so i approached him and the following conversation ensued:
Me: how far?
Weed seller: i dey
Me: i wan buy weed
Weed seller: how many parcel?
Me: parcel ke? Iro oo, na just small i need
Weed seller: laughs really hard. bolo leleyi sha(meaning this guy is a dunce oo)
Apparently, a parcel of weed is that small wrap, i didn't know that. I thought it was something very large.
I gave him 1000naira and he gave me a tiny wrap of weed with a white paper, i was suprised when he gave me 950 as change. I couldn't beleive weed was that cheap.

On my way home, i decided not to smoke it but mix it with beans because i thought that it will be better that way(another wrong move). Long story short, i cooked beans and added the whole weed, ate it and called my friend, i told him ogbeni i just ate weed oo and nothing happened to me this one that you people will eat and be feeling funky, i don chop am oo. My friend was like ehen you be strong man oo
I decided to take a quick nap before doing laundry, i woke up about 20 minutes later on the floor i was banging my head on the floor, and i couldn't stop, my heart beat was so audible and fast, everything was extra bright and extra loud. After a few minutes of head banging, i was able to get up from the floor,
I felt as if i had just gained access to a part of my mind that I never knew existed previously, it was scary and cool at the same time. I could feel the blood flowing in my veins(you have to experience it to believe it. Though I strongly advise against it) i felt so uncomfortable in the room, it felt like i was in an oven suddenly a voice in my head wisphered ogbeni bo aso e joor (off your clothes) i obeyed. The voice came again oya sa re(now run) that was when i realised that the weed had taken effect so i decided to take a shower to see if it will calm me down, but the water felt so hot on my skin so hot i ran out of the bathroom.

I called my friend to see if he could help me make sense of what was going on but he laughed at me, he asked me the quantity of weed i took and i told him i used a whole parcel, he said guyyyyy you don eff up if you no sleep in the next 30mins, you go mad oo go chemist make you go explain yourself.
By this time things had escalated, i had a severe itch at the back of my head that wouldn't go away no matter how hard i scratched and i was convinced that the beating in my chest was an evil spirit that could only be killed with a punch. I ran to my neighbour champion and told him champion e jo e fun mi lese laya(champion pls punch me in the chest) ti e ba gbami lese laya mo ma ku oo(if you don't punch me i will die oo) he hissed and walked out having had enough of such nonsense from the boys in the boys quatters.

The voice in my head came again iwo na o de gba ara e lese laya abi o ti fe ku ni(why don't you punch yourself in the chest or do you want to die?) i punched and punched but there was no difference.
The house was getting hotter, the voice in my head was getting louder, the itch in my head was getting worse, and the evil spirit in my chest was getting louder. Then came the voice again oya ma sare lo(start running) so i started running but on getting outside in the sun, i felt so cold i was shivering but that didn't stop me from running(i would have given husain bolt a run for his money on that day).
On getting to the chemist, i realised i was bare footed, i told him i had a severe headache i needed something to make me sleep immediately, he gave me the drug and i chewed it right there in his presence, next i asked him to give me a drug for evil spirit, that was when he realised something was wrong with me and chased me out.
I got back home and tried to sleep but my heart beat wouldnt let me, so i ran back out this time around to a nurse in the area, first thing she asked was kilode o wo bata ni? (why don't you have your shoes on? I told her jackie chan ti gba bata lowo mi (jackie chan collected my shoes) i was finally able to explain my situation to her and she took me in, tied something around my elbow and injected me directly in the vein. I passed out immediately only to wake around 1 or 2am in the middle of the night with the worst kind of hunger I have ever felt in my life. I ate a whole loaf of butter field bread in one sitting without butter or tea.

I came home to a hero's welcome, my friend told me e be like say your head no carry am but e go better make you try am once more so you go dey use to it. The following day while the house was empty, I packed my Ghana must go and like the prodigal son in the bible I went back home to my parents. It's been a few years since that experience but the lesson I learnt is an unforgettable one. My curiosity hasn't gotten me in trouble again and my circle of friends have since changed.

Fear weed!

Lol. This is so funny bro..
Chai!
This is what happens when you think you are smart.

shollish:
let's create a WhatsApp group 4 stoners in da House

E go make sense...

baromontesquie:
WEED is the best thing to ever hit mankind...I think people need to be educated to the fact that WEED is not a drug. WEED is an herb...WEED is a force that propels inspiration..WEED is spiritual..WEED allows for communication with the outside world...its a pity that most weed sold on the streets of 9ja are bad WEED...WEED is life...

Preach on brother...

owensking:
Similar experience...

I had just moved out of my parents house and was sharing a room with my "friend". I had no idea he smoked weed, despite his suspicious movements and signature weed scent(abi na odour?) barely two weeks after moving in with him, my worst fears were confirmed as he started bringing home his weed smoking buddies and they would occassionally roll a wrap and smoke it right there in the room or mix the weed with beans or spagehtti.
Being a very curious person i always wondered what made them happy after smoking, so i decided to find out for myself(wrong move)

It was a very hot day in february, a saturday i think it was, my friend was out as usual. I searched everywhere for his stash but couldn't find it so i decided to go and get mine. I arrived the weed joint all sweaty and nervous, half expecting to get muged but nobody seemed to be aware of my presence there, they were all on different planets all expect one i concluded that he must be the seller so i approached him and the following conversation ensued:
Me: how far?
Weed seller: i dey
Me: i wan buy weed
Weed seller: how many parcel?
Me: parcel ke? Iro oo, na just small i need
Weed seller: laughs really hard. bolo leleyi sha(meaning this guy is a dunce oo)
Apparently, a parcel of weed is that small wrap, i didn't know that. I thought it was something very large.
I gave him 1000naira and he gave me a tiny wrap of weed with a white paper, i was suprised when he gave me 950 as change. I couldn't beleive weed was that cheap.

On my way home, i decided not to smoke it but mix it with beans because i thought that it will be better that way(another wrong move). Long story short, i cooked beans and added the whole weed, ate it and called my friend, i told him ogbeni i just ate weed oo and nothing happened to me this one that you people will eat and be feeling funky, i don chop am oo. My friend was like ehen you be strong man oo
I decided to take a quick nap before doing laundry, i woke up about 20 minutes later on the floor i was banging my head on the floor, and i couldn't stop, my heart beat was so audible and fast, everything was extra bright and extra loud. After a few minutes of head banging, i was able to get up from the floor,
I felt as if i had just gained access to a part of my mind that I never knew existed previously, it was scary and cool at the same time. I could feel the blood flowing in my veins(you have to experience it to believe it. Though I strongly advise against it) i felt so uncomfortable in the room, it felt like i was in an oven suddenly a voice in my head wisphered ogbeni bo aso e joor (off your clothes) i obeyed. The voice came again oya sa re(now run) that was when i realised that the weed had taken effect so i decided to take a shower to see if it will calm me down, but the water felt so hot on my skin so hot i ran out of the bathroom.

I called my friend to see if he could help me make sense of what was going on but he laughed at me, he asked me the quantity of weed i took and i told him i used a whole parcel, he said guyyyyy you don eff up if you no sleep in the next 30mins, you go mad oo go chemist make you go explain yourself.
By this time things had escalated, i had a severe itch at the back of my head that wouldn't go away no matter how hard i scratched and i was convinced that the beating in my chest was an evil spirit that could only be killed with a punch. I ran to my neighbour champion and told him champion e jo e fun mi lese laya(champion pls punch me in the chest) ti e ba gbami lese laya mo ma ku oo(if you don't punch me i will die oo) he hissed and walked out having had enough of such nonsense from the boys in the boys quatters.

The voice in my head came again iwo na o de gba ara e lese laya abi o ti fe ku ni(why don't you punch yourself in the chest or do you want to die?) i punched and punched but there was no difference.
The house was getting hotter, the voice in my head was getting louder, the itch in my head was getting worse, and the evil spirit in my chest was getting louder. Then came the voice again oya ma sare lo(start running) so i started running but on getting outside in the sun, i felt so cold i was shivering but that didn't stop me from running(i would have given husain bolt a run for his money on that day).
On getting to the chemist, i realised i was bare footed, i told him i had a severe headache i needed something to make me sleep immediately, he gave me the drug and i chewed it right there in his presence, next i asked him to give me a drug for evil spirit, that was when he realised something was wrong with me and chased me out.
I got back home and tried to sleep but my heart beat wouldnt let me, so i ran back out this time around to a nurse in the area, first thing she asked was kilode o wo bata ni? (why don't you have your shoes on? I told her jackie chan ti gba bata lowo mi (jackie chan collected my shoes) i was finally able to explain my situation to her and she took me in, tied something around my elbow and injected me directly in the vein. I passed out immediately only to wake around 1 or 2am in the middle of the night with the worst kind of hunger I have ever felt in my life. I ate a whole loaf of butter field bread in one sitting without butter or tea.

I came home to a hero's welcome, my friend told me e be like say your head no carry am but e go better make you try am once more so you go dey use to it. The following day while the house was empty, I packed my Ghana must go and like the prodigal son in the bible I went back home to my parents. It's been a few years since that experience but the lesson I learnt is an unforgettable one. My curiosity hasn't gotten me in trouble again and my circle of friends have since changed.

Fear weed!

u stole this from my topics,copy and paste person, couldn't give credit,like you're the person involved,

https://www.nairaland.com/3601105/funny-weed-experience

I wonder what you gain after stealing my story

super story!!!

phranco:
let me share my own experience smoking weed the first time with u guys, its funny each time I remember it.
It hppnd 2002,on a sunday morning.i went to play football with my frnds on football pitch of one primary skul lyk dat.on getting there,my guys started smoking weed.they conviced me 2 join them,that it will make me sharp and play very well.Omo na so i collect smoke 4rm one of de guys o,sipped it 4x only o,omoh c as i come lazy n dull o.i just managed 2 pull off my clothes,2 join dem in the pitch.omoh make una com c play o,na so de ball de appear double 4 my eyes.i will leave de main ball and be pursing de ball's shadow.if i want 2 pass to teammate,i will pass de ball 2 a shadow,cos de whole players appeard double b4 my eye's.i substituted myself cos i was playing terribly bad.after the match,we startd going home.wen i got 2 my hous,my mum asked of my clothes,i lukd at myself,it was only boxer i was putting on and bare footed.it was wen it dawned on me dat i hav 4gttn my clothes n slippers in de pitch.i told mum dat i 4got 2 collet dem 4rm my frnd as we were busy chatting on our to the house.
This waz my first xperience smoking weed,my 2nd xperience is coming shortly

All those people saying weed doesn't make you loco, i just dey watch una. Lemme say something thing here: when you smoke weed, the way you inhale matters. Try inhaling it with force. Drag it deeply. Don't smoke it like cigarette. Then come back and tell us the story

Maduawuchukwu:
Different pple have different opinions about weed but generally medical practitioners warn against it. It triggers mental illness in people who are predisposed to it and even changes the thought pattern of many people who are not predisposed to it. When I was seeing a psychiatrist I remember that one of the key questions he asked me as concerns my illness was whether I smoked weed and there was a program for rehabilitating weed smokers so I guess the thing na to holy like that o.

you are absolutely correct!

Topshow4real:
I've read this before on nairaland
https://www.nairaland.com/1532526/experience-weed

yeah, me too

arleck:
Op! Baba
Why yhu cun dy lie like this?
e gud for ur eyes?
e gud for ur eyes?

why would i come here and start typing lies. Anyway, believe anything you think but this is exactly my experience. God knows i ain't lieing

Op continue your story.....

Gofwane:
why would i come here and start typing lies. Anyway, believe anything you think but this is exactly my experience. God knows i ain't lieing

op is not advising anyone to stop smoking marijuana, he is only sharing his experience,so no need to argue na.if marijuana dey sweet you for body nobody dey stop una...

nice1 op,i was laughing alone like i smoke d weed wit u guys

mikefem58:
Op continue your story.....

yeah bro, i will continue later in the evening because right now I'm at work.

Hope you guys are learning one or two things from my experience

Later guys!

arleck:
a junkie is spotted,
You Smoke Weed Too sweetheart

Lolll.. I don't do weed, but I like the smell..

Alezy:
jeez....seriously? You even know all this? Ur first experience? Wow

Yes baby I know all of this. like I said, I have never smoked weed before but I will tell you how I experienced this because I won't keep any secrets from you.

signature2012:
How were you able to have experience without smoking it?

Lol The weed was baked in chocolate cookies.

Yes indeed, here in America they are called edibles. Not only cookies, it can be cakes, Candie's and other sweets or even salads. Americans have been creative over the decades with the herb.
Soaking marijuana and rubbing alcohol together (not the drinking alcohol ) makes a good rub for people who suffer with body/muscle.

Alezy:
jeez....seriously? You even know all this? Ur first experience? Wow

Check your email for an explanation

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People need to ask themselves, who created marijuana? Marijuana is a natural plant that grows on its own just like other plants God created. Marijuana isn't anything new it has been around since biblical times.
Why is the weed in Nigeria bad, what are they doing to it?

We dey wait

Augustap:
Though i didn't read the post, but weed is not bad at all, as we're leaving 2019, i pray we'll see 2010 b4 entering 2001.

What?

khiaa:
What?

Warris wrong with you

Following

virginpedro:
http://pulse.ng/mental-and-physical-effects-of-marijuana-2014-4?r=US&IR=T

Ok you have to be fair and open minded here, maybe he's going on his own personal experience, and the affect for him is sleepiness.

khiaa:
Lol The weed was baked in chocolate cookies.

Yes indeed, here in [b]America[/b]they are called edibles. Not only cookies, it can be cakes, Candie's and other sweets or even salads. Americans have been creative over the decades with the herb.
Soaking marijuana and rubbing alcohol together (not the drinking alcohol ) makes a good rub for people who suffer with body/muscle pain.

Am in New york,and i can tell you the level of abuse usage among teens in my environ is alarming.They smell and stink of weed daily.They are so addcited to it,a day without smoking it is a like a death sentence.

Weed intaking is bad except prescribe by a Doctor which i know is for those suffering from cancer.

signature2012:
Am in New york,and i can tell you the level of abuse usage among teens in my environ is alarming.They smell and stink of weed daily.They are so addcited to it,a day without smoking it is a like a death sentence.

Weed intaking is bad except prescribe by a Doctor which i know is for those suffering from cancer.

very true.
America has a serious drug problem.

What am about to say is not my first experience with weed. I have been taking it in school often but this particular day, I went with my friends to Ojudi Oba at Imodi-imosan, ijebu-ode. I saw some guys smoking weed so I went to them and they gladly gave me to smoke. After taking 3 drags, I lost consciousness.

The next thing was I felt continuous heavy blow on my chest by my friend then I woke up. Found my self on the floor, I had blacked out.

I just went to my friend's family house to sleep jejely.

I just the weed was mixed with some dangerous substance.

signature2012:
Am in New york,and i can tell you the level of abuse usage among teens in my environ is alarming.They smell and stink of weed daily.They are so addcited to it,a day without smoking it is a like a death sentence.

Weed intaking is bad except is Doctor prescribe.

Stop exaggerating, nobody gets addicted to marijuana, how would you know if someone smokes it daily? Please tell me how many marijuana rehabilitations clinics are there in New York, let me guess, NONE because marijuana isn't addictive. Beer is more addictive than marijuana could ever be.
Please please please tell me of one incident in the last 50 years that someone has died of an over dose of marijuana, I'll wait.

khiaa:
Stop exaggerating, nobody gets addicted to marijuana, how would you know if someone smokes it daily? Please tell me how many marijuana rehabilitations clinics are there in New York, let me guess, NONE because marijuana isn't addictive. Beer is more addictive than marijuana could ever be.
Please please please tell me of one incident in the last 50 years that someone has died of an over dose of marijuana, I'll wait.

Facts dont lie.
https://www.addiction-treatment.com/find/marijuana/new-york/

Many of you saying weed only makes you sleep I'm sure you guys don't drag in the smoke...u people just smoke it for show and be puffing the smoke upandan...

The first time me and my guys smoked weed was back in uni my 200Level...we smoked it with some 100level guys that roll with us too...there was one of my friends that loved basketball he carries a B-ball almost everywhere..after smoking that night in our room the guy took his ball and wanted to trek to court and play that night..while we were laughing at Him the 100level guys said they had a test the next day soo they were like they want to read lol they were reading the book upside down and seriously laughing...Me I was laughing soo hard I had to run out of the room to the long corridor and started sliding..if I run il slide towards the end and stop to laugh and run Back again and slide and stop and laugh again till I decided to march to my room...I was literally marching like left right left right till I got to my room...when I entered the room they were giggling for some reason but when everybody saw me again their laughter increased and we all continued laughing...whenever the laughter wants to die down and I look at one of my guys face I'll start again and everybody will join me...

Soo all these people saying weed has no effect except sleep u guys haven't really smoked weed...there was one time we did AIRTiGHT marathon smoking sef what happened to us that night is a story for another day