terrezo2002:
Funny stories.
Mine was when I was sent to buy one derica of rice. I quickly went. When I almost got home I didn't know devil had his plans. There was this hen with her chicks who thought I wanted come close to her. The hen began to attack me, I used the rice which was in a nylon bag to defend myself. The mother hen was persistent as if it was possessed. As i became frustrated trying to block off the hen, I swung the rice and it got stuck to a nearby orange tree. When I tried to pull it back, the nylon got torn and the whole of the rice poured on the sand. I became devastated. I didn't know what to tell my mum so I decided to stay out of the house from morning till afternoon. I finally summoned courage to report my self. I was panel beated. It was when I pretended to faint she left me alone. Since that day, I don't fear mother hen again.

Divay22:
Tell me if you've always won a fight
You would have supported me or helped him out?

Unfortunately, I detest fighting a lot...

Depends on what the fighting is all about...

McBrooklyn:


Unfortunately, I detest fighting a lot...


Depends on what the fighting is all about...

Divay22:
I no fit explain how he happen, na for school, abi for house, or for Well when we dey fetch water.... but i know say i don chop beating way make me wan commit suicide

I run reach river make i jump enter water, omo I see death run go house back go cry ..

It all happened when we were fetching water from the Well, and a boy i was at least a year other than was dishing out words to me, only for the rest kids still waiting to fetch water to tell me i was afraid of this small rat, that i couldn't beat him..

So out of over confident or (make i no fall my hand) i went to him and slapped him, na so fight start o, the guy beat me ehn, I was just on the ground crying and when i stood up, gathered the Lil courage i had and with shame i cried home,and i made a mistake of telling my mum, she added her own beating that made me wanted to commit suicide and i went to bed without eating that day, in her words "It useless feeding me "


Days later we met at the Well again, now this boy was using what he did to get back at me, other kids around the well were just hailing him, my spirit was so angry, i really wanted revenge..
I asked him to stop talking that it was okay, he matched to my front and told me what will i do if he doesn't stop, out of anger and pains, I carried my empty rubber bucket and use it to hit him hard, boy landed on the ground and i kept using the bucket to hit him, dude say his blood and he was weak and they took him home, only for the mum to match to my house later that evening to report to my mum.... One word i didn't say..

And not until we left that location, the boy never talked to me again, he eventually became scared of me....That's one among the things you see when you grow up in the Street

kachiz:


Na so them dey take kill person be this oh

kristen12:
I insulted my dad ( its what my mum said but I don't remember doing it) because i didn't want to wash plate. My mumsy poured hot water on me and beat hell out of my life. I ran away from home with my singlet and pant, an old woman saw me and came to beg my mum for me. My mum swore with her life that she'll never touch me and even knelt down to thank the woman. I thought she had forgiven me.
I did not know when she locked all the doors and came to meet me with 5 slim canes. She beat heaven and hell out of my life. I thought I will die.

She doesn't even remember when I talk about it now

sexybbstar:
it's funny now .. Stunted growth? Lol

anyaski4real:
The day I mistakenly saw my mum and dad making love in the morning,I was dumbfounded,we were living in a two room apartment then.I received the beating of my life that day,including pepper in my eyes and anus.

Divay22:

Yeah.. It's all over you

Ain't no need... I don't fight no more too, I simply walk away like the boss that i am.

You shîtting me... It ain't that obvious


Boss... My foot!!

McBrooklyn:


You shîtting me... It ain't that obvious


Boss... My foot!!

Divay22:
It is
What's that

Iffa catch you...

I can believe you're seriously asking me that...

Saverin:
I was 12 then and it happened when we went for Xmas holidays in my hometown. On 27th Dec, I left home to visit this large cashew plantation without telling anybody. My sister saw me as I was about to make the coded move so she followed me from a distant and I didn't know. I discovered she was stalking mid way into the journey. I vexed. I had no option than to take her along. After enjoying the cashew fruit and as we were about to leave my sister fall down and had an injury on her knee. Meanwhile my father had been looking for us. As Devil will have it , we met he as he was about to go out. Sighting the wound on my sister's leg, he asked her what happened. Immediately she told him we want to the cashew plantation, my father rush immediately and broke some fresh cane of bitter leaf plant and rush towards me.

I tear better race, the man followed me up. The kain beating I received that day can revive Nigeria economy

solasoulmusic:


Lol no be lie

Divay22:

Lol
I know say he no go die, if he hard well well na faint he for faint
I accepted my defeat, but him talking about it made me retaliate..

But i don't do stuff like that anymore, A moment of patience when angry saves one from future destruction

casnido2:


Lmao.. U just gt me laughing like meehn killo de

nkemdi89:

Yes I be twin, but I no be atheist o.

myk2mic:


No wonder with respect to one of ur dp, you said the two pple in it were you.Cool

How owerri mail ,hope it's better now,last time I was there na only Kilimanjaro nd shoprite dey make the place bubble

nkemdi89:

Genesis, phone arena, studio 24, dstv office, open terrace and so many fun place don join, my own na only dstv and shop rite dey carry me go.

tifany89:

As in ehn , incredible hawk lolz

MARKETfund:


Lol
You must be from Isuochi or Enugu State.
Which?

Saverin:


Enugu

9jajoseph:
Mine was in Secondary school SS2 precisely. Our economic teacher asked the whole class to buy a textbook. Most of us went to the market in search of the textbook bt it was scarce. The only person that got the textbook told us his mum got it for him in faraway place. So our economic teacher conclude we must bring #750 for the textbook(he gave us just a week). Most of us(except 5 student) compiled because we know how wicked he was. After about a week plus, he brought the book and the 5 studentz that didn't pay for the book collect 5 strokes of cain each on the back(imagine how painful it is). After the strokes of cain, they were all crying, we tried comforting them. I raised my voice in the class and said ''this is barbarous, the teacher ought to flog their parents whom didn't compile and not the students'' I never knew the teacher was at the door step, he heard everything I said. That was how the teacher counted the 5 students and gave me their strokes each(25 strokes). I beared the cain I didn't cry because They call me Iron man during my School days. When I got home I pull off my clothes I used the mirror and looked at my back. I cried the cry of a life time. Suprisely I came to school the next day, 3 of the victim didn't come. One of the victim brought his mom to school self.

McBrooklyn:


So you were flogged for sucking her daughter's tips even though you were invited??

godofuck231:

It's the devils work, I can explain

Indeed!!

durelob9:
Lol mum found a pornographic magazine inside my school bag I saw hell after punishment by raising up the center table I was whiped tirelessly by my mum with a garri Turner till today I fear ponography good woman

Anti-Pornography...