What intelligence?

tosyne2much:
I hate when you think you can ride on my intelligence

Diamondville:
loud chewing, thumb sucking, lips sucking, tongue biting/sucking

you seriously need a check up

People who lack simple understanding.
And always think they can outsmart you.

No matter how hard yu try for them.

some kind nonsense posts

desreek9:
when am been ignored

Go back to ur husband

NnamdiN:
ignoring my calls, especially business calls

This one sef dey. Especially when the call is not returned after seeing missed calls. E dey pepper me die

nothing. actually laid back

ignoring me

Pulling ur palms on mine wen u want to enter my room

Physical contact

tosyne2much:
I hate when you think you can ride on my intelligence

Who wan ride ant?

Keeping waiting makes me go red in seconds!!!we fit no talk for the next 10 months

safiaaBUTTHOLE:
-Using my toilet and not flushing
-Purposely not flushing your condom to rub it on my face that you're getting pussy and I'm not
-leaving containers with weird delicacies in my fridge open
-not taking the trash out when it's your turn

Roommate issues?

When someone don't keep to time/kept waiting

No food

klassykute:
Hey guys, what's the slightest thing that gets you Angry?

When someone lies to me.

when just 1 game of 1.30 odd spoil ur ticket �

Articul8:
Na tins like dis dey vex me.

Shey u don see Y God deh punish pipu....

Actually when I spit all d truth in me only for someone to contradict or have a doubt! yet to forgive a friend for over 3 years for exhiting/behaving that way..

iphanyi10:
someone borrowing my thing and refusing to return it...so annoying!

..........,...haaaaa Bro,..so your thing is what has been causing all these rape cases upandwn.....and we have been thinking is tribe matters....please make sure they return your thing abeg.

1)When people go through my shît. Irritating AF! I don't want anyone's dirty hands touching my stuff.

2) When someone sneezes or coughs around me and doesn't have the common sense to cover their germ ridden mouths

3) Seeing grown, supposedly sane men standing by the road, tugging their penisès and urinating in the full glare of the public like animals... common! 90% of the time, I always unknowingly and unfortunately catch a glimpse of their flaccid dicks... gross!!!

4) When someone opens the door in such a violent manner as if they're about to bust their cheating partner. Open the door gently people!

5) Excessive compliments from the opposite sex. Creepy AF! Just a simple "You look great" would do, don't go and dwell on it and hype and do all that shît. It stresses me out.

That time elshanautos scammed nairalander

When u don't give me your money

I CAN ONLY GET ANGRY IF ISHILOVE DENY ME MY RIGHTFUL KPEKUS

johnstar:

Go back to ur husband

lol

Waking me up from sleep for something irrelevant...

Stevengerd:
That moment when your under 3.5, play 2:2,
I be like who send them.......... That thing deh pain pass Nairaland Ban

seriously very annoying

Whenever I expect calls from clients that promised to call for a building construction on their sites.........
..but ends up seeing 4050...56092...calling....
abeg na witches from village get that number?

When I show you a photo on my phone, and you start swiping to see others. Bros, I fit tear you beta slap.

desreek9:
when am being ignored; like when am saying sumtin and pretend like u didnt hear grrrrrrrrrrrrr

lol. Just like I sometimes ignore my gf and it always makes her mad