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Re: Nairaland Romance Section Slum Book 2017. [fill & Shoutout] by Nobody:
TimeMod3:
Just lay low for the night, don't let them throw more dust in your eyes

#NoBitchAttitude
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Re: Nairaland Romance Section Slum Book 2017. [fill & Shoutout] by Blackhawk01: 2:08am On Dec 10, 2017
TimeMod3:
What's your fuçking business, Bitch!


#WhenWillHoesBeHoly
shocked shocked

Nigga, when you give an answer to why I'm getting this mention from you instead of kreativdaddy, I'll answer your question.

Hypocritical jerk.
Re: Nairaland Romance Section Slum Book 2017. [fill & Shoutout] by Nobody:
Blackhawk01:
shocked shocked

Nigga, when you give an answer to why I'm getting this mention from you instead of kreativdaddy, I'll answer your question.

Hypocritical jerk.
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Re: Nairaland Romance Section Slum Book 2017. [fill & Shoutout] by Blackhawk01: 2:13am On Dec 10, 2017
bluetrails7:
rola whatever it is you win, part of wetin i dey talk, the name calling. i dont getis it that i should exit afree forum permanently? whats with the name/real-life personality infusion?
Sir, I didn't quote you. Did I?
Re: Nairaland Romance Section Slum Book 2017. [fill & Shoutout] by Blackhawk01: 2:18am On Dec 10, 2017
TimeMod3:
Dignify who with words? rola, "they" will cry along with you, trust me.
When the time to smash you comes, I won't give you a second chance. write this on a piece of paper & give it to your mum to keep for you.

#NoBitchAttitude
You! The faceless and spineless bastard you!

Nah, do me the pleasure of giving it to her. You don't wanna know where that leads your sorry arse.

Empty threats, just like your empty life. They're boring already, just get on with the real deal.
Re: Nairaland Romance Section Slum Book 2017. [fill & Shoutout] by Nobody: 2:21am On Dec 10, 2017
bluetrails7:
rola whatever it is you win, part of wetin i dey talk, the name calling. i dont getis it that i should exit afree forum permanently? whats with the name/real-life personality infusion?
Rola is a bitch, her nose is extremely too large on this issue. Go to bed & let her rot in bitchery.

#NoBitchAttitude
Re: Nairaland Romance Section Slum Book 2017. [fill & Shoutout] by Blackhawk01: 2:31am On Dec 10, 2017
TimeMod3:
Rola is a bitch, her nose is extremely too large on this issue. Go to bed & let her rot in bitchery.

#NoBitchAttitude
Nose too large, breast too small, Yansh too flat, forehead shinning bright, lips too small, eyes too big, skin colour too dark... You want me to go on?

Is this the lame "smash" you wanna do? Hahahaha cheesy cheesy cheesy

You're indeed hopeless.
Re: Nairaland Romance Section Slum Book 2017. [fill & Shoutout] by Blackhawk01: 2:38am On Dec 10, 2017
TimeMod3:
Call it Faceless or spineless. You even make it easier for me to cut off your naughty wings. You cannot run or hide beyond the reach of my palm.
I am marking your papers, right after I'm done, I will tear them into pieces, don't consider this a threat, your life is sn open secret. Bastard!

#NoBitchAttitude.
I don't even have a secret to begin with, so spill your tales biko.


Oh my! He's gonna tear me into pieces. Now, I'm scared. embarassed embarassed Ode
Re: Nairaland Romance Section Slum Book 2017. [fill & Shoutout] by pweetyz(f): 3:38am On Dec 10, 2017
I'm barely active here so this promises to be crazily scanty :

Name- Patricia

Age- 19

Occupation- Lawyer in Equity

Are you single, dating or married- Dating and crazily in Love

Those u like on Romance Section- .....

Those u dislike on Romance section- .....

Those u find annoying- Too numerous to mention.

Those u can't help but read their posts(you look forward to what they have to say)- .....

Those you follow and wish follows you back- None

Why do you follow the people you follow- Intelligence attracts me so I tend to keep people whose comments I fins intriguing close.
I also just follow some people cos they followed me first; do this based on their most visited sections most of the time

NLer that has sent u the most PMs- it's either ... Or .... But that was in 2014 so no use mentioning em.

How many PMs do you get on average in a day- Barely check my email, plus the stupid Facebook notifications that has refused to unsubscribe successfully covers important mails.

Romancelander(s) that u ignore or try hard to avoid quoting- ...

Which Romancelander is fake- Lots of fake people everywhere.

Romancelander(s) you would have a one night stand with if given the chance but won't date- ...

Romancelander you can date or have a crush on- ...

why did u choose him/her above?? (what attracted you to him/her) - if one existed, it'd be on intellects and character. I've got a soft spot for nice and caring individuals.

Your favorite Romancelander(s). Hmmm

Your favorite mod- Lalasticlala I guess. Perhaps cos he's the one that gets to put the relevant and irrelevant stuffs on fp

funniest Romancelander(s)- Funny people everywhere

Romancelander/NLer with the best threads- ...

Romancelander(s) diary you stalk- Gave up on my diary dream and addiction some time in 2015 so barely visit that section anymore.

Romancelander(s) you used to get along with, but don't anymore. Reason(s) why?- Naijaboiy. It's a normal life occurrence.

Which Nairalander(s) do you think is smart but he/she doesn’t know- plenty

NLer(s) u would love to give a dirty slap to in real life- I'd love to evade mentioning him. He's an atheist tho.

NLer(S) you keep as a friend offline or you've met in real life- MarilynNash, my friend forever. I've met plenty tho, I'll mention the monickers I remember; HeyChiko, Neldrizzy, Chizzy94, Jennifer (miss nairaland 2014) her monicker escapes me, Naijaboiy, 3coins. They are too many jhor. Courtesy Uniben.

NLer(S) you consider smart- So many of em esp those in the literature section.

NL member that tries too hard- Too numerous to mention.

NLer(s) you find intriguing- Quite a few. Literature section holds most of em.

What phrases, insults, styles have you learnt from another NLer- "Monicker ". Also learnt certain stuffs I can't recall at the moment.

Which NLer(s) did u learn the above from- Can't exactly place it.

Which other sections do you visit except romance? Literature mostly. Others from time to time.

Who do u often disagree with on Romance Section- ...

Romancelander that you secretly wish you can both get to know each other.- None actually

Who do u often agree with- Any body who's talking sense.

Who do u consider sexy (opposite sex)- They should exist but haven't bothered to find out.

Who do u consider ugly(opposite sex)- I try to never think of anyone as ugly

Who is Romance section Mr/Ms. nice guy - ...

Who is Romance section Mr/Ms Mean guy/girl(one who takes things too serious).- ...

Who is Romance section Mr/Ms. douchebag-...

In what way has Romance Section impacted in your life this 2017 (Positively or Negatively)- Can't exactly place it. Best guess should be positively tho.

Signature: (Any Funny Line, Statement, Lyric or motivational quote)- Be the best version of you. Now that's something to live for.
Sweetheart, he made you for him. Please him today. He hearts you.

Shoutout to:Sexybbstar, Bibijay123, afrodite,
mizmycoli and those nairalanders I miss crazily but can't exactly remember their Monicker cos I haven't been in touch for so long.
Re: Nairaland Romance Section Slum Book 2017. [fill & Shoutout] by zicoraads: 4:31am On Dec 10, 2017
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Name- Isaac

Age- Late 20s

Occupation- Teacher. Coach. Writer.

Are you single, dating or married- Single (And hating it embarassed)

Those u like on Romance Section- Cocoberry, Laveda

Those u dislike on Romance section- No one

Those u find annoying- None.

Those u can't help but read their posts(you look forward to what they have to say)- Nwaikpe always comes back with something hilarious and stupid. Then there is Corky grin

Those you follow and wish follows you back- None

Why do you follow the people you follow- Cos at some point, we vibed.

NLer that has sent u the most PMs- I have been 'toasting' Laveda for more than two years now embarassed

How many PMs do you get on average in a day- 0.000 embarassed

Romancelander(s) that u ignore or try hard to avoid quoting- As long as you are here, I will quote you.

Which Romancelander is fake- Most of them are cheesy grin

Romancelander(s) you would have a one night stand with if given the chance but won't date- Mariinee cheesy kiss

Romancelander you can date or have a crush on: Laveda wink

why did u choose him/her above?? (what attracted you to him/her) - She is strong. In the history of this section, few people have endured what she has in the hands of trolls. Yet, they never got the satisfaction of a deactivated moniker.

Your favorite Romancelander(s): Most of them are.

Your favorite mod: None

Funniest Romancelander(s): MrCork grin

Romancelander/NLer with the best threads: Who else but Corky

Romancelander(s) diary you stalk- None. They all get boring at some point.

Romancelander(s) you used to get along with, but don't anymore. Reason(s) why?: Erm, no one. The few I let in my circle, we still talk.

Which Nairalander(s) do you think is smart but he/she doesn’t know- The Ines that are smart know it. Some just want you to see a different persona.

NLer(s) u would love to give a dirty slap to in real life- Chifpiko grin

NLer(S) you keep as a friend offline or you've met in real life- DrKul, Cocoberry kiss, Laveda

NLer(S) you consider smart- A whole lot are.

NL member that tries too hard- Chifpiko cheesy

NLer(s) you find intriguing- undecided undecided

What phrases, insults, styles have you learnt from another NLer: Can't think of any right now.

Which NLer(s) did u learn the above from- huh

Which other sections do you visit except romance? Politics

Who do u often disagree with on Romance Section: A stupid comment or annoying one.

Romancelander that you secretly wish you can both get to know each other: 1bkayee wink

Who do u often agree with: A whole lot

Who do u consider sexy (opposite sex): 1bkayee, Laveda, Mariinee

Who do u consider ugly(opposite sex): No one is ugly.

Who is Romance section Mr/Ms. nice guy: undecided undecided

Who is Romance section Mr/Ms Mean guy/girl(one who takes things too serious). Chiefpiko

Who is Romance section Mr/Ms. douchebag: IamJ grin

In what way has Romance Section impacted in your life this 2017 (Positively or Negatively): Negatively? Zilch! Positively? Still Zilch.

Signature: (Any Funny Line, Statement, Lyric or motivational quote): Her moans kept him erect all night - Isaac grin cheesy

That always motivates me grin
Re: Nairaland Romance Section Slum Book 2017. [fill & Shoutout] by Nobody: 5:03am On Dec 10, 2017
Noted, thanks for your opinion
zicoraads:
I know. But at least, it should be worth it at least. See, if you die on top Nicki or Rihanna pússy now, I wee drink to your life and be glad you went in a blaze grin

But, most of them are not worth killing yourself over.
Re: Nairaland Romance Section Slum Book 2017. [fill & Shoutout] by Martin0(m): 5:13am On Dec 10, 2017
lefulefu:
e don quick u enter my dp grin grin hehe crushers and crushees them
Hahahahgringringrin na wa for u oogrin
Re: Nairaland Romance Section Slum Book 2017. [fill & Shoutout] by Martin0(m): 5:25am On Dec 10, 2017
TimeMod3:
rola, you're a bitch!. I thought you were saying something not until you made a complete mess of yourself @ bold.
See, I can smash your jar into pieces if you push me. You dey mad?. Of all bitches, you are the easiest to grind. Craze dey your head?... rola, package yourself o.

#StopBitchAttitude
My oga wetin dey happenhuh
E never reach to dey fight na abeg,we all come here to come enjoy ureselves oo,abeg make una chill jorgringrin
Re: Nairaland Romance Section Slum Book 2017. [fill & Shoutout] by Martin0(m): 5:29am On Dec 10, 2017
Blackhawk01:
Hollup! Hope you're not mad? Whose jar are you smashing? Talk to your old for nothing agbaya to stop stalking someone that obviously wants nothing to do with him. What's hard in moving on? Don't push me too far, don't!

In fact, you're mad nii! Break the fvckin jar, let me see. Faceless idiot!
Erhuh
Na play be this or real fight,abeg e don do oooo,wetin con dey happen sefhuh

Madam yellow abeg calm down..
Re: Nairaland Romance Section Slum Book 2017. [fill & Shoutout] by Martin0(m): 5:34am On Dec 10, 2017
pocohantas:
You have my permission to paste the mails you sent.
Down to the one you sent 3minutes ago.

You see, I am one of the most misunderstood Nairalanders. I select my battles and try not to have any bias towards anyone, even those who call me names.

Poco is a bitch, poco is proud, poco is insecure, poco is this and that, fine!

But pls, let me be. Stop sending me mails, I beg you in the name of whatever you worship.
Hay relax,it hasn't gotten to this point,please withdraw such permission,blackhawk01 abeg make una relax on this matter,e never reach like this
Re: Nairaland Romance Section Slum Book 2017. [fill & Shoutout] by Martin0(m): 5:37am On Dec 10, 2017
greiboy:
As in shocked
Hahahahahahah gringringrin
Re: Nairaland Romance Section Slum Book 2017. [fill & Shoutout] by Martin0(m): 5:47am On Dec 10, 2017
Blackhawk01:
I don't usually do this but calling me a bastard gives me every right to fvck with your parents. Perfect!

Seeing that you exude so much confidence, it's obvious whose deek I've riding with no care, hun. Your father deposited as much confidence as he's given to you into me. Only thing is, he failed to instill better sense of judgement into your almost empty head. Why i deleted my post is no business of yours, i owe you no explanation. Let the cup just run over this minute and spew your usual gibberish. Dumb thing
Mehn madam yellow wetin dey happen ni
Re: Nairaland Romance Section Slum Book 2017. [fill & Shoutout] by Nobody: 6:34am On Dec 10, 2017
HARDDON:
huh? Didnt they tell you I came fitted with a dangerous personality and an imposing aura?

Still wano meet? cheesy cheesy
huh We Dont See Guys Like You Everyday. I Got Alot To Learn From Thee
Re: Nairaland Romance Section Slum Book 2017. [fill & Shoutout] by Ishilove: 6:37am On Dec 10, 2017
pocohantas:
Thought you needed permission.
Respect yourself, stop sending me mails.
Mark the mails as spam and it will automatically go to your spambox.
Re: Nairaland Romance Section Slum Book 2017. [fill & Shoutout] by Nobody: 6:39am On Dec 10, 2017
Lefulefu king Of Ass... I See The Way You De Narrate The Girls Figure...

Professor Booty! grin
Re: Nairaland Romance Section Slum Book 2017. [fill & Shoutout] by Nobody: 6:49am On Dec 10, 2017
LifeofAirforce:
The OP ha never hidden his hate for me so today I'm ready to go all dirty with him .
Chill sha.The Airforce I know no dey vex.
Re: Nairaland Romance Section Slum Book 2017. [fill & Shoutout] by Airforce1(m): 6:59am On Dec 10, 2017
MhisTahrah:
Chill sha.The Airforce I know no dey vex.
You're right I guess grin
Re: Nairaland Romance Section Slum Book 2017. [fill & Shoutout] by Nobody: 7:04am On Dec 10, 2017
KreativGenius:
paste everything rola please but from where we started communicating, my hands are clean
I'm disappointed in you.See as you just fall my hand anyhow.
Re: Nairaland Romance Section Slum Book 2017. [fill & Shoutout] by Nobody: 7:13am On Dec 10, 2017
Airforce1:
You're right I guess grin
Oya goan modify.It is too late to fail.Amen.grin
Re: Nairaland Romance Section Slum Book 2017. [fill & Shoutout] by Airforce1(m): 7:15am On Dec 10, 2017
MhisTahrah:
Oya goan modify.It is too late to fail.Amen.grin
Which one should I modify ? smiley
Re: Nairaland Romance Section Slum Book 2017. [fill & Shoutout] by BluntBoy(m): 7:19am On Dec 10, 2017
Why do these people like fighting like this?

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