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Re: Nairaland Romance Section Slum Book 2017. [fill & Shoutout] by HeWrites(m): 5:31pm On Dec 10, 2017
QueenSekxy:
Name-Auslar
Age-20+
Occupation-student/entrepreneur
Are you single, dating or married-dating
Those u like on Romance Section-very many of themlipsrsealed mariinee lalas247 greiboy tosyne2much makydebbi blackhawk01 ayamnezzer lefulefu slaye martin0 jaksmillionair Dasherz acme6 mhistahrah/tahra Benita27 pocohantas safiaa purem deadrat etc
Those u dislike on Romance section-nobody worth my hate lipsrsealed
Those u find annoying-none
Those u can't help but read their posts(you look forward to what they have to say)-Benita27/kimbraa greiboy pocohantas
Those you follow and wish follows you back-undecided
Why do you follow the people you follow-undecided
NLer that has sent u the most PMs-;-X
How many PMs do you get on average in a day-hmmmm
Romancelander(s) that u ignore or try hard to avoid quoting-stupid ones
Which Romancelander is fake-nothing concern me
Romancelander(s) you would have a one night stand with if given the chance but won't date undecided
Romancelander you can date or have a crush on
why did u choose him/her above?? (what attracted you to him/her) -undecided
Your favorite Romancelander(s)..mariinee makydebbi lalas247 blackhawk01 lefulefu Benita247
acme6
Your favorite mod..lalasticlala
Funniest Romancelander(s)....adaksbullet
Romancelander/NLer with the best threads..misswrite/hewrites
Romancelander(s) diary you stalk-none
Romancelander(s) you used to get along with, but don't anymore. Reason(s) why?. .cant remember
Which Nairalander(s) do you think is smart but he/she doesn’t know Benita27 mariine acme6 makydebbie
NLer(s) u would love to give a dirty slap to in real life-iamj undecided
NLer(S) you keep as a friend offline or you've met in real life- undecided
NLer(S) you consider smart-Benita27 pocohantas greiboy nonaira1
NL member that tries too hard-iamj
NLer(s) you find intriguing-undecided
What phrases, insults, styles have you learnt from another NLer undecided
Which NLer(s) did u learn the above from-none
Which other sections do you visit except romance?politics
Who do u often disagree with on Romance Section..undecided
Romancelander that you secretly wish you can both get to know each other.undecided
Who do u often agree with..my sis inlaw cheesy
Who do u consider sexy (opposite sex)..none
Who do u consider ugly(opposite sex). ..none
Who is Romance section Mr/Ms. nice guy..undecided
Who is Romance section Mr/Ms Mean guy/girl(one who takes things too serious).undecided
Who is Romance section Mr/Ms. douchebag undecided
In what way has Romance Section impacted in your life this 2017 (Positively or Negatively)romance kor,romanus ni
Signature: (Any Funny Line, Statement, Lyric or motivational quote) stand on what you believe even if it means standing alone cool
Shoutout to:my lovelies,,my queens in dahouse..love you all to the moon and back
shocked

Thanks ma'am
Re: Nairaland Romance Section Slum Book 2017. [fill & Shoutout] by Sheun001(m): 5:46pm On Dec 10, 2017
Blackhawk01:
Shaild of the world undecided
No oh ma'am I'm a child of God cheesy
Just attended to some issues today
Re: Nairaland Romance Section Slum Book 2017. [fill & Shoutout] by Nobody: 5:58pm On Dec 10, 2017
Blackhawk01:
Hahahaha cheesy grin cheesy

Kuku kee me, my translation isn't making sense to me sef. "Oju afo ifotan, ija nii daale" is clear but "shakata parara sin ito" isn't coming out well. lipsrsealed lipsrsealed
Pronounce it as it's written cheesy
Re: Nairaland Romance Section Slum Book 2017. [fill & Shoutout] by rosieluv(f): 6:14pm On Dec 10, 2017
AfroSamurai:
i'm good, thanks for asking. smiley
uwc dear kiss
Re: Nairaland Romance Section Slum Book 2017. [fill & Shoutout] by Kimcutie: 6:20pm On Dec 10, 2017
MhisTahrah:
Love.lyn how are you?kiss

ArsenalAssnal beht why?embarassed
So you want to SLAP mehuh Such guts, you're in for a looonnng thing.
Re: Nairaland Romance Section Slum Book 2017. [fill & Shoutout] by MissWrite(f): 6:38pm On Dec 10, 2017
Queensekxy, MhisTahra.....thanks for the mentions. kiss kiss
Re: Nairaland Romance Section Slum Book 2017. [fill & Shoutout] by RedDistrict: 6:48pm On Dec 10, 2017
ChiefPiiko, Thanks for the shout out, i appreciate. been busy all day and login on to see your shout out made brain. May God continue to make u bigger, amen!
Re: Nairaland Romance Section Slum Book 2017. [fill & Shoutout] by baZOOKer: 7:50pm On Dec 10, 2017
sexybbstar:
One night stand? embarassed
yeah tongue
Re: Nairaland Romance Section Slum Book 2017. [fill & Shoutout] by Nobody: 8:09pm On Dec 10, 2017
baZOOKer:
yeah tongue
embarassed cry
Re: Nairaland Romance Section Slum Book 2017. [fill & Shoutout] by Nobody: 10:00pm On Dec 10, 2017
Kimcutie:
So you want to SLAP mehuh Such guts, you're in for a looonnng thing.
You deserve it.But you mixed up my answers.tongue
Re: Nairaland Romance Section Slum Book 2017. [fill & Shoutout] by Kimcutie: 10:04pm On Dec 10, 2017
MhisTahrah:
You deserve it.But you mixed up my answers.tongue
Even if Is not what you meant before, na you saying it.


You want to slap ME, am shocked... what done have I?
Re: Nairaland Romance Section Slum Book 2017. [fill & Shoutout] by Nobody: 10:06pm On Dec 10, 2017
QueenSekxy:
Lol..arsenal wahala don tire me o cry
You be arsenal fan?shocked
Re: Nairaland Romance Section Slum Book 2017. [fill & Shoutout] by Nobody: 10:09pm On Dec 10, 2017
Kimcutie:
Even if Is not what you meant before, na you saying it.


You want to slap ME, am shocked... what have I done ?
You did nothing.Wanna crash,goodnight.
Re: Nairaland Romance Section Slum Book 2017. [fill & Shoutout] by mediocre(m):
Re: Nairaland Romance Section Slum Book 2017. [fill & Shoutout] by SirMichael1:
Phew... Took me so long embarassed

Name- [color=#FFD700]69 angry[/color]

Age- [color=#FFD700]I'm old enough to get other things aside urine out angry[/color]

Occupation- [color=#FFD700]Freelance sperm donor tongue[/color]

Are you single, dating or married- [color=#FFD700]Looking for a zombie apocalypse survival tongue[/color]

Those u like on Romance Section- [color=#FFD700]Thepussyhunter, SunshineG, Sexybbstar angry, Kushykush, Henitan24, Falconey, Lalanice (sorry) and you smiley[/color]

Those u dislike on Romance section- [color=#FFD700]I'd rather not answer this angry[/color]

Those u find annoying- [color=#FFD700]Airforce1 (But I do like his resilience though. He gives no shit, just needs the attention. More like mystery except he's no PUA), Nwaamaikpe (That guy that has refused to have sense) grin, MrCork angry[/color]

Those u can't help but read their posts(you look forward to what they have to say)- [color=#FFD700]Lhimeet, Nwaamaikpe (I know right, I just love getting angry angry) Kushykush, Nihilist[/color]

Those you follow and wish follows you back- [color=#FFD700]Lily4star angry[/color]

Why do you follow the people you follow- [color=#FFD700]Courtesy demands that one should be nice. Not everyone has the luxury of intelligence. The least have it, the most can't afford it[/color]

NLer that has sent u the most PMs- [color=#FFD700]Stegomiah (I've never seen a Lady PM a guy nonstop cool)[/color]

How many PMs do you get on average in a day- [color=#FFD700]Excluding the above, if my occupation is going well, I get like an average of 2 every trimester embarassed [/color]

Romancelander(s) that u ignore or try hard to avoid quoting- [color=#FFD700]Nil[/color]

Which Romancelander is fake- [color=#FFD700]Iamj (I believe he has a good heart but obviously wants people think he is indifferent and most 'self-proclaimed' dumb sapiosexuals(Everyone just looks up a word and claims to be it angry)[/color]

Romancelander(s) you would have a one night stand with if given the chance but won't date- [color=#FFD700]I'd rather we take it slow[/color]

Romancelander you can date or have a crush on that have a crush on me- [color=#FFD700]Stegomiah (She's attracted to me) cool[/color]

Why did u she choose him/her above me?? (what attracted her to me)- [color=#FFD700]Obviously my intellectual prowess (I'm so intelligent that I can't tie my shoe laces right grin) and who doesn't admire sperm donors?? Imagine what a freelance sperm donor and a medical doctor could achieve?? Save your thoughts, I don't need it grin[/color]

Your favorite Romancelander(s)- [color=#FFD700]I've got loads of them[/color]

Your favorite disliked mod- [color=#FFD700]_Mynd44_ obviously[/color]

Funniest Romancelander(s)- [color=#FFD700]Adaksbullet angry, Kushykush (you can't be taking dope and not be funny, common!), iweecureyou(troll)[/color]

Romancelander/NLer with the best threads- [color=#FFD700]Explorers, Sirmichael1, Everyone who's ever been called an op[/color]

Romancelander(s) diary you stalk enjoy reading- [color=#FFD700]Nihilist (Damn! He's good with words)[/color]

Romancelander(s) you used to get along with, but don't anymore. Reason(s) why?- [color=#FFD700]Lalanice- NL can impact a person to a great deal[/color]

Which Nairalander(s) do you think is smart but he/she doesn’t know-

NLer(s) u would love to give a dirty slap to in real life- lipsrsealed

NLer(S) you keep as a friend offline or you've met in real life- lipsrsealed

NLer(S) you consider smart- [color=#FFD700]Deadrat angry, Tosyne2much, Nwaamaikpe, Stegomiah, Nihilist[/color]

NL member that tries too hard- [color=#FFD700]Iweecureyou[/color]

NLer(s) you find intriguing- [color=#FFD700]They're just so many[/color]

What phrases, insults, styles have you learnt from another NLer-

Which NLer(s) did u learn the above from-

Which other sections do you visit except romance?- [color=#FFD700]Business, Entertainment, Phones, Programming and Computers[/color]

Who do u often disagree with on Romance Section- [color=#FFD700]Who get time?? undecided Mtcheeew angry but in gun point, I'd say 'Most self-proclaimed' sapiosexuals[/color]

Romancelander that you secretly wish you can both get to know each other-

Who do u often agree with- [color=#FFD700]If we can reason together, then we cool smiley[/color]

Who do u consider sexy (opposite sex)- [color=#FFD700](Lalas247, Narldon or so, stegomiah, Sexybbstar, Durhleepee[/color]

Who do u consider ugly(opposite sex)- [color=#FFD700]Optional1, Onyindidi (What?! You can't have beauty and no beast grin)[/color]

Who is Romance section Mr/Ms. nice guy girl- [color=#FFD700]Sexybbstar (it's annoying) and me (I'm so nice that I could unplug your life support to charge my phone)[/color]

Who is Romance section Mr/Ms Mean guy/girl(one who takes things too serious)-

Who is Romance section Mr/Ms. douchebag- [color=#FFD700]Morafuckn' IamJ (More of a clown too)[/color]

In what way has Romance Section impacted in your life this 2017 (Positively or Negatively)- [color=#FFD700]What better forum can crack you up and your fellow passenger would look at with with surprise?? cheesy I've had fun[/color]

Signature: (Any Funny Line, Statement, Lyric or motivational quote)- [color=#FFD700]Be stupid, be dumb, be funny, if that's who you are. Don't try to be someone that society wants you to be; that's stupid. So be yourself.[/color]

Shoutout to: [color=#7F00FF]Lefulefu (my fellow Edo shyld boss), Lalas247, Deadrat, Queensekxy, ShushineR, SunshineG, KushyKush, Humeeh, RoyalBlak007, Stegomiah, Retiredmumu, Makydebbie, McBrooklyn, Airforce1, Adaskbullet, Nofavors, Optional1, Oyindidi, Czarina, Nihilist, Henitan24, Fidelmalek, Durhleepee, Smellymouth and pretty much all romancelanders. You guys rock![/color]
Re: Nairaland Romance Section Slum Book 2017. [fill & Shoutout] by Nobody:
Name- Chi baby

Age- 22

Occupation- Economist

Are you single, dating or married- I don’t even know sef but I’m not married

Those u like on Romance Section- Erm..

Those u dislike on Romance section- Too many people sef but I won’t mention. Lol I have problems

Those u find annoying- same as above

Those u can't help but read their posts(you look forward to what they have to say)- lastmumu grin

Those you follow and wish follows you back- mrbingo sad

Why do you follow the people you follow- rokiatu because of her fat ass and mrbingo because I love him

NLer that has sent u the most PMs-

How many PMs do you get on average in a day- a few every couple of days or weeks sef

Romancelander(s) that u ignore or try hard to avoid quoting- They’re plenty

Which Romancelander is fake- Truth is, everyone isn't their real self on the internet to an extent but some people’s fakeness pass! I won’t mention sha I’m trying to be good sad

Romancelander(s) you would have a one night stand with if given the chance but won't date- Ew

Romancelander you can date or have a crush on- used to crush on this guy but he’s not active anymore. I can’t mention his moniker sha.

why did u choose him/her above?? (what attracted you to him/her) - I don’t know

Your favorite Romancelander(s)- crackhead

Your favorite mod- mynd44... still have nothing but love for you kiss

Funniest Romancelander(s)- Mrcork

Romancelander/NLer with the best threads- explorer

Romancelander(s) diary you stalk- hannahhitler

Romancelander(s) you used to get along with, but don't anymore. Reason(s) why?- None

Which Nairalander(s) do you think is smart but he/she doesn’t know- biafranbushboy

NLer(s) u would love to give a dirty slap to in real life- nofavors
Naijaboiy(one night stand, really?)
undecided

NLer(S) you keep as a friend offline or you've met in real life- nofavors and two others

NLer(S) you consider smart- don’t know if she’s still active .EnlightenedSoul... very intelligent chick

NL member that tries too hard- una plenty grin

NLer(s) you find intriguing- Safiaa... I wanna meet this babe

What phrases, insults, styles have you learnt from another NLer- Nairaland’s favorite insult- wasted sperm grin

Which NLer(s) did u learn the above from- can’t remember sef

Which other sections do you visit except romance? Food, pets, literature, sexuality

Who do u often disagree with on Romance Section- Women bashers of Romanceland

Romancelander that you secretly wish you can both get to know each other.- none I think

Who do u often agree with- Nairaland feminists grin

Who do u consider sexy (opposite sex)- can’t remember his moniker

Who do u consider ugly(opposite sex)- too many to mention

Who is Romance section Mr/Ms. nice guy- everyone on romanceland is a badass na cheesy

Who is Romance section Mr/Ms Mean guy/girl(one who takes things too serious).- Una plenty also

Who is Romance section Mr/Ms. douchebag- vizkiz your comments makes me wonder why God created some people

In what way has Romance Section impacted in your life this 2017 (Positively or Negatively)— This section has brought me lots of good laughs and made me lazy and sorta indolent too angry

Signature: (Any Funny Line, Statement, Lyric or motivational quote)- Fat bottomed girls make the rockin world go round- Queen

Shoutout to: SOrry my voice is hoarse. Akant shout.
Re: Nairaland Romance Section Slum Book 2017. [fill & Shoutout] by Kimcutie: 10:12pm On Dec 10, 2017
MhisTahrah:
You did nothing.Wanna crash,goodnight.
Then you want to slap me? funny you are. You can crash if you like.
Re: Nairaland Romance Section Slum Book 2017. [fill & Shoutout] by Nobody: 10:17pm On Dec 10, 2017
Kimcutie:
Then you want to slap me? funny you are. You can crash if you like.
Let's crash together.sad
Re: Nairaland Romance Section Slum Book 2017. [fill & Shoutout] by Nobody: 10:17pm On Dec 10, 2017
SirMichael1, if I hear say you like me angry
Re: Nairaland Romance Section Slum Book 2017. [fill & Shoutout] by Kimcutie: 10:18pm On Dec 10, 2017
MhisTahrah:
Let's crash together.sad
I don't want to crash with you o, crash alone ahbeg.
Re: Nairaland Romance Section Slum Book 2017. [fill & Shoutout] by Nobody: 10:21pm On Dec 10, 2017
Gucciqueen38 pls reply.
Re: Nairaland Romance Section Slum Book 2017. [fill & Shoutout] by Nobody: 10:22pm On Dec 10, 2017
Kimcutie:
I don't want to crash with you o, crash alone ahbeg.
Alright.
Re: Nairaland Romance Section Slum Book 2017. [fill & Shoutout] by Nobody: 10:23pm On Dec 10, 2017
SirMichael1 I Sight You cheesy
Re: Nairaland Romance Section Slum Book 2017. [fill & Shoutout] by Kimcutie: 10:24pm On Dec 10, 2017
MhisTahrah:
Alright.
I don change mind.


I want to crash with you, anywhere you want to crash, I will crash there too. grin
Re: Nairaland Romance Section Slum Book 2017. [fill & Shoutout] by Nobody: 10:25pm On Dec 10, 2017
MhisTahrah:
Gucciqueen38 pls reply.
Replied tongue
Re: Nairaland Romance Section Slum Book 2017. [fill & Shoutout] by Nobody:
sirmicheal1

I am sunshineG

thanks
Re: Nairaland Romance Section Slum Book 2017. [fill & Shoutout] by Kimcutie: 10:27pm On Dec 10, 2017
Gucciqueen38:
Replied tongue
GOAN SLEEP.
Re: Nairaland Romance Section Slum Book 2017. [fill & Shoutout] by Nobody: 10:28pm On Dec 10, 2017
Kimcutie:
I don change mind.

I want to crash with you, anywhere you want to crash, I will crash there too. grin
This is like medicine after death.You killed me with that reply.grin
Re: Nairaland Romance Section Slum Book 2017. [fill & Shoutout] by Kimcutie: 10:30pm On Dec 10, 2017
MhisTahrah:
This is like medicine after death.You killed me with that reply.grin
There's high probability that the medicine might resurrect you back to life. grin
Re: Nairaland Romance Section Slum Book 2017. [fill & Shoutout] by SINZ: 10:34pm On Dec 10, 2017
Name-
Munachimso

Age-
27

Occupation-
Public Servant.

Are you single, dating or married-
Married

Those u like on Romance Section-
ALOT

Those u dislike on Romance section-
I'm too damn busy for that.

Those u find annoying- I wee cure you, all politics section tribal trolls, Nairaland feminazi's, Ngeneukwenu and Sarrki.

Those u can't help but read their posts(you look forward to what they have to say)-
SonofLuc1fer, Albhagdadi and Pleatton. I'm a big fan of all three. cool

Those you follow and wish follows you back-
SonofLuc1fer Baba! cheesy

Why do you follow the people you follow-
I'll follow you if you're witty, cute or if we're cool. I love witty comments.

NLer that has sent u the most PMs-
Hahahaha! my wife!

How many PMs do you get on average in a day-
That depends on how often I make comments here.

Romancelander(s) that u ignore or try hard to avoid quoting-
I try not to get into all that tribal argument. Also, I must confess I'm sometimes tempted to reply trolls who spread falsified info about me but then again, I'm comforted knowing that the bile they spill here results from the harsh realities they are cursed to live with. I'm also elated to know that their condition hasn't improved. cheesy

Which Romancelander is fake- Mother Theresa on nairaland, Lauretta Onochie outside nairaland. I won't mention her cos she would probably prevail on me (on WhatsApp) to take it down. Nairaland is the only place she matters so... grin

Romancelander(s) you would have a one night stand with if given the chance but won't date-
Safiaa

Romancelander you can date or have a crush on- My wife smiley

why did u choose him/her above?? (what attracted you to him/her) -
There's nothing sexier than a loyal woman. cool

Your favorite Romancelander(s)- The Plurimi- my favorite people, I love the fam!

*LefuLefu and the Ukwu Federation grin ; sorry I'm not always online to reply all your mentions, I read and giggle to them. One Ukwu, Under God. cool

*Traphedges onye-egwu ibem grin, you're a bro!

*Deadrat

*Sexybbstar

*Chiefpiiko

*No favours

*Acme6 wink

*Thepussyhunter, get well soon young man.




Your favorite mod- Mynd44

Funniest Romancelander(s)- Undoubtedly MrCork.

Romancelander/NLer with the best threads: Toks2008, Explorers, Tosyne2much

Romancelander(s) diary you stalk-
Even when I had time for nairaland I found it utterly stupid to stalk dairies (apologies to those who do).

Romancelander(s) you used to get along with, but don't anymore- Quite alot but if I have to pick someone I actually miss, then that'll be Sinaj.

Which Nairalander(s) do you think is smart but he/she doesn’t know-
Onila

NLer(s) u would love to give a dirty slap to in real life-
Ngeneukwenu

NLer(S) you keep as a friend offline or you've met in real life-
Lol, ALOT.

NLer(S) you consider smart-
SonofLuc1fer, Hardmirror, HopefulLandlord, Tonyebarcanista, pocohantas abi Pocahontas and Safarigirl.

NL member that tries too hard-
Deadrat

NLer(s) you find intriguing-
The NwaAmaikpe's of nairaland.. and Otemanuduno. grin

What phrases, insults, styles have you learnt from another NLer
- That "Pepper soup logic" line by Sexxkillz is evergreen! cheesy

Which NLer(s) did u learn the above from-
Sexxkillz

Which other sections do you visit except romance?- I visit Religion Section a lot but I don't leave comments.

Who do u often disagree with on Romance Section
- Vizkiz. Even though his comments are mostly on point, I find it unappealing the way he delivers them. NwaAmaikpe as well.

Romancelander that you secretly wish you can both get to know each other.
- Daniella Okeke grin

Who do u often agree with- Rokia2's ass. I often come to conclusion that that ass is right!

Who do u consider sexy (opposite sex)- Uniqueness01

Who do u consider ugly(opposite sex)- Dollyjoy

Who is Romance section Mr/Ms. nice guy- LefuLefu/thornapple

Who is Romance section Mr/Ms Mean guy/girl(one who takes things too serious)- Biacan

Who is Romance section Mr/Ms. douchebag- The "douchebags" on nairaland are pussy ass whimps in real-life.

In what way has Romance Section impacted in your life this 2017 (Positively or Negatively)- Nothing surprises me anymore

Signature: (Any Funny Line, Statement, Lyric or motivational quote)- "There'll be no strings to bind your hands, not if my love can't bind your heart.." -Juice Newton

Shoutout to: FrustratedRat! cool
Re: Nairaland Romance Section Slum Book 2017. [fill & Shoutout] by Nobody: 10:36pm On Dec 10, 2017
[quote author=SirMichael1 post=63167088][/quote]

Re: Nairaland Romance Section Slum Book 2017. [fill & Shoutout] by Nobody: 10:39pm On Dec 10, 2017
Kimcutie:
There's high probability that the medicine might resurrect you back to life. grin
Before or after rigor mortis?grin
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