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lefulefu:
lol no worry when i reach house in the evening we go yarn.by the way u no dey use whatsap? Na so so call call i dey u.

Martin0:
Ok no wahala

No I nor dey do whatsapp tinz

Martin0:
.
Which facebook page, What does the profile looks like?

biacan:
A white wedding pics

lefulefu:
ok oo no problemo

Mariinee:
Esteemboy

Naezara:
...

Naezara:
[color=darkblue]Name:[/color] Ayomikunninuoluwa

[color=darkblue]Age:[/color] 20 years 4 months & a few days

[color=darkblue]Occupation:[/color] Student

[color=darkblue]Are you single, dating or married:[/color] In a complicated relationship

[color=darkblue]Those you like on Romance Section:[/color] Daeylar
ScotFree
MissWrite
MhisTahrah
edimolu
shaybebaby
lovelygurl
ReinaFarine
NightHound
pocohantas

[color=darkblue]Those you dislike on Romance section:[/color] I don't remember people who I consider irrelevant

[color=darkblue]Those you find annoying:[/color] I can't remember any

[color=darkblue]Those you can't help but read their posts(you look forward to what they have to say):[/color] All the people I like

[color=darkblue]Those you follow and wish follows you back:[/color] It doesn't matter if they do not follow me back; I admire Richard Feynman---but, even if he were still around, he wouldn't know I existed - that's how it works

[color=darkblue]Why do you follow the people you follow:[/color] Either their personality satisfied my spirit, or they followed me

[color=darkblue]NLer that has sent you the most PMs:[/color] -----------

[color=darkblue]How many PMs do you get on average in a day:[/color] --------------

[color=darkblue]Romancelander(s) that you ignore or try hard to avoid quoting:[/color] Errr........ I worship no God and fear no Devil

[color=darkblue]Which Romancelander is fake:[/color] None of my biz

[color=darkblue]Romancelander(s) you would have a one night stand with if given the chance but won't date:[/color] I'd prefer a striptease by a romanceland Salomé.

[color=darkblue]Romancelander you can date or have a crush on:[/color] ------------

[color=darkblue]Why did you choose him/her above?? (what attracted you to him/her):[/color] Because she fits into my [color=darkgreen]ANIMA[/color]

[color=darkblue]Your favorite Romancelander(s):[/color] I hate repeating myself

[color=darkblue]Your favorite mod:[/color] Errr.......

[color=darkblue]Funniest Romancelander(s):[/color] I haven't been observing

[color=darkblue]Romancelander/NLer with the best threads:[/color] Can't place my finger on any

[color=darkblue]Romancelander(s) diary you stalk:[/color] I don't stalk diaries

[color=darkblue]Romancelander(s) you used to get along with, but don't anymore. Reason(s) why?:[/color] None

[color=darkblue]Which NLer(s) do you think is smart but he/she doesn’t know:[/color] AgentOfAllah! I dare say he's the smartest nairalander. Extraordinary intelligence and impeccable OBJECTIVITY (his most valuable and appealing quality)

[color=darkblue]NLer(s) you would love to give a dirty slap to in real life:[/color] What would give me such effrontery? I don't go about slapping people

[color=darkblue]NLer(S) you keep as a friend offline or you've met in real life:[/color] -----------

[color=darkblue]NLer(S) you consider smart:[/color] AgentOfAllah
DarkRebel69
NightHound
MissWrite
MsNelly
ReinaFarine
Daeylar
shaybebaby
Mindfulness

[color=darkblue]NL member that tries too hard:[/color] I don't memorize trivial things

[color=darkblue]NLer(s) you find intriguing:[/color] Daeylar
lovelygurl
johnydon22
AgentOfAllah
hopefulLandlord
MissWrite
pocohantas
DarkRebel69

[color=darkblue]What phrases, insults, styles have you learnt from another NLer:[/color] I know my way to the altar of words

[color=darkblue]Which NLer(s) did you learn the above from:[/color] Tozara

[color=darkblue]Which other sections do you visit except romance?:[/color] Religion
Foreign Affairs
Nairaland Homepage

[color=darkblue]Who do you often disagree with on Romance Section:[/color] The Spirit of Stupidity

[color=darkblue]Romancelander that you secretly wish you can both get to know each other:[/color] MissWrite

[color=darkblue]Who do you often agree with:[/color] The God of Reason

[color=darkblue]Who do you consider sexy (opposite sex):[/color] A woman with a Helenic body and the Spirit of a Goddess

[color=darkblue]Who do you consider ugly(opposite sex):[/color] Heartless people

[color=darkblue]Who is Romance section Mr/Ms. nice guy:[/color] Dunno

[color=darkblue]Who is Romance section Mr/Ms Mean guy/girl(one who takes things too serious):[/color] Can't remember

[color=darkblue]Who is Romance section Mr/Ms. douchebag:[/color] Those BULLIES, Those ASHOLES

[color=darkblue]In what way has Romance Section impacted in your life this 2017 (Positively or Negatively):[/color] Comic relief---release atomic bombs of dopamine a day, for they keep depression and boredom away

[color=darkblue]Signature: (Any Funny Line, Statement, Lyric or motivational quote):[/color] I Am Not A Man, I Am DYNAMITE

[color=darkblue]Shoutout to:[/color] Daeylar
MissWrite
NightHound
ScotFree
ReinaFarine
shaybebaby
edimolu
MhisTahrah
lovelygurl
DarkRebel69
AgentOfAllah
pocohantas

RoyalBlak007:

[color=#F5A215]Nice... [/color]

lefulefu:
ok oo no problemo

djeezy:
Sexybbstar one night stand hahahaha

DrinkLimca:
sexybbstar hmmm

lefulefu:
lol no worry when i reach house in the evening we go yarn.by the way u no dey use whatsap? Na so so call call i dey call u.

KreativGenius:
How you dey nah?

lefulefu:
my paddy how far na?.good evening.mehn i jus dey like dele giwa without d bomb sha.wat of u? How ur body?

KreativGenius:
Lol @ dele Giwa. I made some one rich by allowing them to steal my phone. When i retrieve my line today, when the guy say 1k to retrieve line, i scream, besides this i dey kanpe

lefulefu:
lol the guy wan use u shine .talking of stealing phones..anytime something carry me go ringroad i dey dey very careful the way i keep my phone and wallet.most times na jeans trousers i dey wear cos of the front pockets.do u know in dat ring road u go see very beautiful and well dressed ladies but then wetin carry them come na to pickpocket an innocent victim.if no sharp na so u go jus see one fine yellow sisi dey waka near and if u no notice na so she go deep hand inside ur backpocket collect ur wallet or phone.for here na babes dey tif pass.

KreativGenius:
Na wa o, e don tey i comot street
Lost phone 35k.
Retrieve sim 1k
New phone 35k
In total,got scammed 71k. The sime retrieval self no work.Jesus.
Na wa.

lefulefu:
dhere is god oooooo

KreativGenius:
Bro i just weak. Omo how much to eat a plate of good food for that side?

Men, even as everything hard reach say phone lost food na wahala. Play play play play,we don dey near 1k per plate to eat here o

lefulefu:
if na buka ..with 400 u can get a full plate of rice..and when i say buka i don't mean those dirty places where flies dey dance awilo and u go dey use hand dey pursue am.i dey talk of clean buka with tiled floors and clean environment.except maybe if u show say u be bigboy u fit go those eateries like Mr biggs or mat ice but then their normal food like rice,pounded yam no dey sweet like d ones for buka.me no even dey go eataries anyway.the only time i go eateries na when a babe say, 'tom pls take me to mat ice i want to lick ice cream' .u know say babes love sweet sweet things so u must buy them ice cream or meat pie or burger to make them happy.

KreativGenius:
Na 600 bucks for here per meal o. Clean environment and all. Na wa. ust 2015, na 200-250 we dey chop per plate. Chai i need to run marry, make i save money

mediocre:
I'm mostly just an occasional observer, but i'm bored so here goes

makydebbie:
Esteemboy, lol you didn't get the spelling of my moniker right, you added two 'ks'.. It's one. Thanks for the mention.

ibkayee:
@Esteemboy


What's your original monicker?

sexybbstar:
Lol, it's true now. We stopped chatting without any reason.

AgentOfAllah:
Whoa, thanks Zara You do me great honour! Would that I could pay back with a teddy hug

NightHound:
Thanks, man.

lovelygurl:
Lol, exactly

Sometimes I start typing just to delete it all, thinking "You know what...never mind "

I'm fine though, how about you?