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Name-Richard

Age-i lost count after my whole ordeal and now i'm a new born

Occupation- engineer/accountant

Are you single, dating or married- its kinda complicated.......no...scratch that.....its a whooooole lot complicated

Those u like on Romance Section- greiboy, victornezzar, dasherz, makydebbie, lefulefu, mhistahrah, blackhawk01, sinz, chiefpiiko, bluntboy, pu7pl3, traphedges, deefuray, mariinee, evaberry etc

Those u dislike on Romance section- matthew 22:39 "you must love your neighbor as yourself"

Those u find annoying-

Those u can't help but read their posts(you look forward to what they have to say)- greiboy baba, airforce1

Those you follow and wish follows you back- [b]john 10:27

Why do you follow the people you follow- cos they followed me and courtesy demands i follow back but overtime i got to know how amazing they are from their comments

NLer that has sent u the most PMs- i rather not say

How many PMs do you get on average in a day- since i joined nl with this account i've got just 13 pms.......you do the maths and tell me how many i get on average a day[/b]

Romancelander(s) that u ignore or try hard to avoid quoting- leveticus 19:18 "..............love your fellow man like yourself"

Which Romancelander is fake- thepussyhunter

Romancelander(s) you would have a one night stand with if given the chance but won't date- acts 15:20 "....to abstain from......fornication..." ...........i no longer do one night stands but if it was then i think i woulda done it with mariinee, makydebbie, benita27, deefuray, etc (they are up to 24)

Romancelander you can date or have a crush on- richard 20:10,11 "crush not on anyone on nl cos you cant see them and you know not if the crushee has a dick and sac of balls or not

why did u choose him/her above?? (what attracted you to him/her) -cos i'm wise

Your favorite Romancelander(s)-the afore mentioned including sirmicheal1,scotfree, shinarlaura, comeradespade, frustratedrat, sekxy, sexybbstar, missyjoy29, ladyjumong, pussyblower, oyindidi ladygoddiva horlohlah nofavors etc

Your favorite mod=that would be lalasticlala, mynd44, farano, dominique, seun, rocktation, divepen1 (i love what you've done with da literature section boss.....thumbs up)

Funniest Romancelander(s)-honestly i dont know......hmmm i think ayamnezzar,

Romancelander/NLer with the best threads-tosyne2much baba explorers and onila

Romancelander(s) diary you stalk-evaberry

Romancelander(s) you used to get along with, but don't anymore. Reason(s) why?-

Which Nairalander(s) do you think is smart but he/she doesn’t know-adaksbullet, deadrat

NLer(s) u would love to give a dirty slap to in real life- paslm 11:5 "......God hate the one loving violence"....

NLer(S) you keep as a friend offline or you've met in real life- greiboy, victornezzar, mhistahrah, dasherz, pynkylips, benita27, etc

NLer(S) you consider smart-greiboy,marinee, kimcutie, makydebbie, evaberry, etc

NL member that tries too hard- i rather not say

NLer(s) you find intriguing- evaberry, blackhawk01, missyjoy29,pocohantas, deefuray etc

What phrases, insults, styles have you learnt from another NLer- its too late to fail amen

Which NLer(s) did u learn the above from-baba airforce1

Which other sections do you visit except romance?- sexuality, literature, diary, business

Who do u often disagree with on Romance Section-[b] douchebags and ass wipes

Romancelander that you secretly wish you can both get to know each other.:

Who do u often agree with-everyone i guess

Who do u consider sexy (opposite sex):i dont know cos i dont think i've ever seen any lady post a full pic of herself here.......all of them like to post passport]/b]

Who do u consider ugly(opposite sex): genesis 1:27 "and God went on to create man in his image, in God's image he created him; male and female he created them"

Who is Romance section Mr/Ms. nice guy: greiboy, lefulefu, thepussyhunter, biacan (i guess )

Who is Romance section Mr/Ms Mean guy/girl(one who takes things too serious).- kushykush, draei, falconey.........all these guys no just get joy o........they're comments are always mean and straight to the point

Who is Romance section Mr/Ms. douchebag:

In what way has Romance Section impacted in your life this 2017 (Positively or Negatively): i got great amazing friends from here, i see funny comments that crack me up all the time, i see cleavages, some pretty ladies etc..........i guess i can say it has affected semi-positively

Signature: (Any Funny Line, Statement, Lyric or motivational quote)- YOLO: you only live once........make good use of ur time while you still can and endeavor to never give a fvck for shiits or to dirtbags.... NEVER!!!!!

Shoutout to:all romancelanders and literaturelanders.........y'all rock men

SINZ:
Name-
Munachimso

Age-
27

Occupation-
Public Servant.

Are you single, dating or married-
Married

Those u like on Romance Section-
ALOT

Those u dislike on Romance section-
I'm too damn busy for that.

Those u find annoying- I wee cure you, all politics section tribal trolls, Nairaland feminazi's, Ngeneukwenu and Sarrki.

Those u can't help but read their posts(you look forward to what they have to say)-
SonofLuc1fer, Albhagdadi and Pleatton. I'm a big fan of all three.

Those you follow and wish follows you back-
SonofLuc1fer Baba!

Why do you follow the people you follow-
I'll follow you if you're witty, cute or if we're cool. I love witty comments.

NLer that has sent u the most PMs-
Hahahaha! my wife!

How many PMs do you get on average in a day-
That depends on how often I make comments here.

Romancelander(s) that u ignore or try hard to avoid quoting-
I try not to get into all that tribal argument. Also, I must confess I'm sometimes tempted to reply trolls who spread falsified info about me but then again, I'm comforted knowing that the bile they spill here results from the harsh realities they are cursed to live with. I'm also elated to know that their condition hasn't improved.

Which Romancelander is fake- Mother Theresa on nairaland, Lauretta Onochie outside nairaland. I won't mention her cos she would probably prevail on me (on WhatsApp) to take it down. Nairaland is the only place she matters so...

Romancelander(s) you would have a one night stand with if given the chance but won't date-
Safiaa

Romancelander you can date or have a crush on- My wife

why did u choose him/her above?? (what attracted you to him/her) -
There's nothing sexier than a loyal woman.

Your favorite Romancelander(s)- The Plurimi- my favorite people, I love the fam!

*LefuLefu and the Ukwu Federation ; sorry I'm not always online to reply all your mentions, I read and giggle to them. One Ukwu, Under God.

*Traphedges onye-egwu ibem , you're a bro!

*Deadrat

*Sexybbstar

*Chiefpiiko

*No favours

*Acme6

*Thepussyhunter, get well soon young man.




Your favorite mod- Mynd44

Funniest Romancelander(s)- Undoubtedly MrCork.

Romancelander/NLer with the best threads: Toks2008, Explorers, Tosyne2much

Romancelander(s) diary you stalk-
Even when I had time for nairaland I found it utterly stupid to stalk dairies (apologies to those who do).

Romancelander(s) you used to get along with, but don't anymore- Quite alot but if I have to pick someone I actually miss, then that'll be Sinaj.

Which Nairalander(s) do you think is smart but he/she doesn’t know-
Onila

NLer(s) u would love to give a dirty slap to in real life-
Ngeneukwenu

NLer(S) you keep as a friend offline or you've met in real life-
Lol, ALOT.

NLer(S) you consider smart-
SonofLuc1fer, Hardmirror, HopefulLandlord, Tonyebarcanista, pocohantas abi Pocahontas and Safarigirl.

NL member that tries too hard-
Deadrat

NLer(s) you find intriguing-
The NwaAmaikpe's of nairaland.. and Otemanuduno.

What phrases, insults, styles have you learnt from another NLer
- That "Pepper soup logic" line by Sexxkillz is evergreen!

Which NLer(s) did u learn the above from-
Sexxkillz

Which other sections do you visit except romance?- I visit Religion Section a lot but I don't leave comments.

Who do u often disagree with on Romance Section
- Vizkiz. Even though his comments are mostly on point, I find it unappealing the way he delivers them. NwaAmaikpe as well.

Romancelander that you secretly wish you can both get to know each other.
- Daniella Okeke

Who do u often agree with- Rokia2's ass. I often come to conclusion that that ass is right!

Who do u consider sexy (opposite sex)- Uniqueness01

Who do u consider ugly(opposite sex)- Dollyjoy

Who is Romance section Mr/Ms. nice guy- LefuLefu/thornapple

Who is Romance section Mr/Ms Mean guy/girl(one who takes things too serious)- Biacan

Who is Romance section Mr/Ms. douchebag- The "douchebags" on nairaland are pussy ass whimps in real-life.

In what way has Romance Section impacted in your life this 2017 (Positively or Negatively)- Nothing surprises me anymore

Signature: (Any Funny Line, Statement, Lyric or motivational quote)- "There'll be no strings to bind your hands, not if my love can't bind your heart.." -Juice Newton

Shoutout to: FrustratedRat!

thornapple:
Hmmmmm, didn't know you are married and she's even a nairalander. congrats.

MhisTahrah:
What's wrong?Don't tell me nothing.

Spaxon:
Name- Spaxon

Age- 23

Occupation- Student

Are you single, dating or married- Single

Those u like on Romance Section- twaci, miracy, tosyne2much Obinoscopy Emusmithy, chiefpiiko

Those u dislike on Romance section- NwaAmaikpe

Those u find annoying- Stalkers

Those u can't help but read their posts(you look forward to what they have to say)- Emusmithy tosyne2much Rokia2

Those you follow and wish follows you back- Seun,

Why do you follow the people you follow- they're amazing

NLer that has sent u the most PMs- can't disclose

How many PMs do you get on average in a day- 15-30

Romancelander(s) that u ignore or try hard to avoid quoting- Can't disclose

Which Romancelander is fake- chiefpiiko

Romancelander(s) you would have a one night stand with if given the chance but won't date- Emusmithy

Romancelander you can date or have a crush on Obinoscopy

why did u choose him/her above?? (what attracted you to him/her) - he's simple

Your favorite Romancelander(s) makydebbie, twaci, p0intblank

Your favorite mod Obinoscopy

Funniest Romancelander(s) Chiefpiiko The Entire Awon Werey Crew

Romancelander/NLer with the best threads tosyne2much and Emusmithy

Romancelander(s) diary you stalk- Missmossy

Romancelander(s) you used to get along with, but don't anymore. Reason(s) why? Dre11

Which Nairalander(s) do you think is smart but he/she doesn’t know- tonyebarcanista

NLer(s) u would love to give a dirty slap to in real life- Lalasticlala

NLer(S) you keep as a friend offline or you've met in real life- Aninexzy

NLer(S) you consider smart- Nobody

NL member that tries too hard- NwaAmaikpe

NLer(s) you find intriguing- I won't mention his name... But he asks a lot

What phrases, insults, styles have you learnt from another NLer MAKE WE FRY BEANS?, ION GIVE A Bleep..... Lala food don done

Which NLer(s) did u learn the above from- people on front page

Which other sections do you visit except romance? Celebrities, politics, fashion

Who do u often disagree with on Romance Section P0intlank

Romancelander that you secretly wish you can both get to know each other. Emusmithy

Who do u often agree with Chiefpiiko tosyne2much

Who do u consider sexy (opposite sex) Fynestboi

Who do u consider ugly(opposite sex) no name

Who is Romance section Mr/Ms. nice guy nobody

Who is Romance section Mr/Ms Mean guy/girl(one who takes things too serious). Can't tell

Who is Romance section Mr/Ms. Can't tell

In what way has Romance Section impacted in your life this 2017 (Positively or Negatively) Both

Signature: (Any Funny Line, Statement, Lyric or motivational quote) ignoring fools since 1887, Allergic to bullsh.lt

Shoutout to: Obinoscopy

dre11:
Its a lie joor

greiboy:
sirmic.heal1

I am sunshineG

thanks

Fidelmalek:
[b]
Aii.aii..
Here goes....


Name-Fidelis

Age-2#

Occupation- Forensic analyst

Are you single, dating or married- in between

Those u like on Romance Section-people that like me

Those u dislike on Romance section-seriously!?

Those u find annoying- all these newbies forming intelligence

Those u can't help but read their posts(you look forward to what they have to say)-NwaAmaikpe

Those you follow and wish follows you back- for real?

Why do you follow the people you follow-up follow just one person

NLer that has sent u the most PMs-nairaland login notification

How many PMs do you get on average in a day-3-5

Romancelander(s) that u ignore or try hard to avoid quoting- quote me i quote you
Tit for tat

Which Romancelander is fake- their life

Romancelander(s) you would have a one night stand with if given the chance but won't date-rok**tu

Romancelander you can date or have a crush on-

why did u choose him/her above?? (what attracted you to him/her) -

Your favorite Romancelander(s)-makydebbie, farano, Lalas247, lefulefu

Your favorite mod-dominique

Funniest Romancelander(s)-legalese, mamagee

Romancelander/NLer with the best threads-tosyne2mucj

Romancelander(s) diary you stalk-diary of an Uber driver

Romancelander(s) you used to get along with, but don't anymore. Reason(s) why? (Y?) - Z
Which Nairalander(s) do you think is smart but he/she doesn’t know- sirmicheal1

NLer(s) u would love to give a dirty slap to in real life- Mrcock

NLer(S) you keep as a friend offline or you've met in real life-

NLer(S) you consider smart-mynd44, justwise

NL member that tries too hard-iamj

NLer(s) you find intriguing- sirmicheal1

What phrases, insults, styles have you learnt from another NLer- Too late to fail Amen.. Shiii cracks me up

Which NLer(s) did u learn the above from- airforce1

Which other sections do you visit except romance?- travel, education, celebrities, religion

Who do u often disagree with on Romance Section- lots of people

Romancelander that you secretly wish you can both get to know each other- I'd like to know how Mr $$$$

Who do u often agree with-tosyne2much..

Who do u consider sexy (opposite sex)-farano

Who do u consider ugly(opposite sex)-I'm being honest here right? Uhmmm, 60% of emm girls.

Who is Romance section Mr/Ms. nice guy-lefulefu

Who is Romance section Mr/Ms Mean guy/girl(one who takes things too serious).-chiefpiiko

Who is Romance section Mr/Ms. douchebag- don't know

In what way has Romance Section impacted in your life this 2017 (Positively or Negatively)didn't frequent nairaland much this year

Signature: (Any Funny Line, Statement, Lyric or motivational quote) Highly sapiosexual

Shoutout to: Lalas247[/b]

SirMichael1:
What in the seven heavens! I'm actually just seeing this 'cause I did a search on this sobriquet. You actually interchanged the E with the A.

I didn't see your post like I used to and so I thought you were on a long term ban.

What happened to your previous account?? You got banned or deactivated?

baZOOKer:
Name- Trap Chukwunaemezu Hedges

Age- 1748

Boss I see you the Enemies have been rather busy Happy Holiday season

greiboy:
Morning bro,

I thought as much

I deactivated it because I became tired of nairaland but boredom eventually caught up with me. So I had to come back.

Merry belated Christmas bro, if there is anything like that

SirMichael1:
Lol.... You? Became tired of NL? You guys were the ones running the romance section, common now. One doesn't get tired of the attention being popular brings.

I once saw your post (on your previous account) where you wrote about your deactivation 'cause you were leaving for your MBSc programme. I didn't think you'd go though with it.

But yeah, NL can be so addicting but when it becomes surplus, it gets boring, more like getting served a particular dish over time. It's good to have you back bro.

Richard has deactivated.. He seem to be taking the "little care' he got while he was admitted to heart. I realized that he changed when he returned. It was like "After being friendly to most people, only few remembered to call while I was away".

Spaxon:
U left me jhoor

dre11:
you changed address that's why

Spaxon:
I Andre i was in Lagos....

naijaboiy:
Hello Everyone, “Sum’n just happen ryii now!”

We are already almost half way into the last month of the year. So I thought to bring back the slum book once again. (Thanks to traphedges, deadrat, mariiine & co)

dre11:
while I thought you were in Benin.....



so, you have changed add

Spaxon:
I ne'er said so.
I've been in Lagos all along

dre11:
Just knowing that



But you did schooled where?

Spaxon:
I school in Uchicago.

dre11:
Am lost.....

Spaxon:
University of Chicago. Illinois

dre11:
better.....



why come back when you can make a life over there?

Spaxon:
I only came cus of the yelutide.
I'll be back 6th January

dre11:
good


hope you did enjoyed your stay for those periods

savagefinder:
Hello, please I need you to help me with a business. Pls. Reply

Spaxon:
Yes very well

dre11:
.happy new year sweets.....

naijaboiy:
What business?

savagefinder:
I need you to help me make something the topic of discussion on nairaland, like to. Make something viral

Spaxon:
same to you love

dre11:
Did the petrol scarcity did have any effect on your movement during the yelutide periods?